Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine --- wanky email Xmas-animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here

No more wanky email Xmas-animated-greetings please --- they're lazy + not `comedy' --- bah humbug :

Also --- those `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT

Anyhow -- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI

Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Ziggy played guitar -- but only 'cause he'd lost his bugle

Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle ...

The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with that uncompleted Tax Return ?!
The deadline for submitting a paper-copy Tax Return has ended (on 31st Oct).
I'd be pleased to liaise with you to submit online to meet the 31st January deadline for online Tax Returns.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfCFU3Mqww

Ghoulish tax stuff giving you the Willies ?? --- Superhero Brighton Accountant to the rescue ...

Theres no need for your visit to an Accountant to be a Halloween type spooky experience.

I'd be thrilled to link-in on assistance to businesses & individuals.
My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free ...

In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

offering reduced Accountancy & Tax Return assistance to socially-connected businesses ---- 50% off ? 100% off ?!

These next few weeks into autumn, I'd like to offer to business-friends that we work together ---- with me discounting your Accountancy & Tax Return fees from present level ---- say 50% reduction ---- or even potentially 100% reduction in fees. You could put the fees savings towards an autumn-time holiday-break this year ?

Whats your part of the arrangement ? ---- well, I'm realising business-friends have good social-connections in Twitterland and social-networking ---- and I hope may assist in raising my profile ---- in non-pushy laid-back stylie.
I hope thats a reasonable suggestion ? ---- potentially you could enjoy free Accy & Tax Returns for 1 twitterland mention ... ?!

This is a genuine offer ---- please contact me + I can outline formally my offer ---- with hopes we can connect together ---- discretion of course that if it doesn't sound right for you then carry-on with your present Accountant.

This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a friendly Chartered Accountants Firm long-established in Brighton & Hove.

Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971

Start a Company --- Registration of a straightforward Ltd Company for £18 fee

I'm mentioning that Companies House now offer the facility for registration of a new Limited Company for £18 fee. Go to Companies House website : http://www.companieshouse.gov.uk/ --- see top-left panel `Start a Company' and click-through to the guidance details on Web Incorporation Service.£18 fee to register online looks a terrific reduction in usual fee-costs incurred.

This is applicable for registration of straightforward Companies ---- but most new start-up Companies would be this straightforward structure.
For more complex structures, theres specialist help available through a company formation agent --- such as Brighton Formations : http://www.brightonformations.co.uk/

Accountants / Lawyers like to take-charge of dealing with the company registration --- for which accountants are likely to charge their time-cost fees from £150-£200 + VAT ---- lawyers time-costs rates are usually double those of accountants.
Not saying that accountants / lawyers are not `adding-value' in taking-charge of the process to Start a Company --- BUT --- wouldn't you prefer to connect with assistance from an accountant who makes you aware of the potential cost options & savings available ???

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Look at Me : More popular than Jesus ---- attention-demanding Accountants ...

Look at Me ...

I view other Accountants' twitterings & blogs + am amazed that they find such large chunks of time during the working-day for lingering online. At Superhero Accountant HQ we focus on working extra-hard providing quality-expertise for efficiently time-managed fees-levels. I keep my online postings for evenings/early-mornings + weekends.

On those non-superhero Accountants' efforts to collect large numbers ot Twitterland friends --- I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock that Jesus only had 12 disciples following him; though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" ...

Anyhow --- signing off from Internet-world

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

They call it Stormy Monday,Tuesday looks just as bad ??

Fed up with Stormy Monday + not looking fwd to tmrw  ...  http://youtu.be/BCqEzfWrXfM

Crap start to the working-week ?? ---- well, its probs not helped by that dreary Accountant you seem to perservering with ... ??

I'd be pleased to assist.

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971

Monday-night sad-&-lonely Twitter-club
Its members only : http://youtu.be/-XU5dxAAfzs

Hey World, here I ammmmmm...

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we ease into new tax-year --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?

My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.

You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://youtu.be/JbeI_ubX-d0

My perfect cousin ---- Sean, the hunky leather-clad superhero AA-breakdown biker

My perfect cousin : http://youtu.be/w0MCti-LBFg

This week --- arriving back at Superhero Accountants HQ from an afternoon seminar update in Accountancy & Audit ---- I told my colleagues to `go on ahead' while I lingered outside the building to make dreaming-eyes at a gorgeous leather-clad biker-guy ...Cue later office-gossip enquiries "Who was that ??" ---- well, my perfect cousin Sean.

The AA-recovery service is trialling having a guy tooled-up on a heavy-duty superbike, to be based in Brighton ---- rushing around keeping the roads clear from stranded folks and generally adding to the eye-candy ambiance in his AA-yellow splendour.

Sean is that guy ---- when he is not being AA-man he spends family-time with his lovely children, donates his `free-time' to be a volunteer emergency-despatch motorbike-guy getting vital life-or-death supplies to hospitals for operations ---- and sometimes even calls-in to help my mother with home-maintenance problems when she needs to `get a man in' (+ of course her feckless son is of no use ...).

So ---- if you see him around Brighton, give Sean a friendly wave ----- + hey bitch, keep yr flirty-hands-off my perfect cousin while he goes about his superhero tasks.

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

No car or home repair skills whatsoever
---- a lifetime wasted on teenage kicks :
http://youtu.be/oskM5XD_Yc4

friendly-style & keenly-priced business networking in Brighton & Hove with Hove Business Association

Business Networking --- enough about you, lets talk about me ?! : http://youtu.be/aHyr1tZRiTA

I'm enjoying linking-in with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
+ looking forward to the breakfast meet this Thursday 8th.

HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.

Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role.

I shall be pleased to join with you on Thursday for breakfast from 7.45am at the elegant venue of Sussex Cricket Club : http://www.hovebiz.com/business-breakfasts/

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

Hit em High : http://youtu.be/cg_G7DLxrhM

Visiting the Accountant --- as horrid as trip to the Dentist ??

I have a horrid dental operation today [ I'll save the details for tmrw's blog ].
Realising that people perhaps regard visiting their Accountant with same trepidation as a trip to the Dentist ??
Its put-off as long as possible 'cause :-
its a dreary functional place & likely to be painful ?
in non-speaking role you have to just accept what you're told ?
plus its going to be expensive, but no idea how much ?

It doesn't have to be that way --- Superhero Accountant HQ is a lovely no-pressure artsy office to relax together while we chat generally + decide whats best financial-action for yr hopes ----- + how best to budget for settling anticipated tax & fees.

Searching for a dentist-link type video to highlight my message.
Alison Moyet lyrics offering "a warm injection to calm the pain" probs just sounds pervy ?! :
http://youtu.be/ApQXJ118-Ec

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A

So the February Valentines Loved-Up vibe has somewhat faded ??
In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://youtu.be/Ky5_WeQWfeY

Valentines to-do-list point 1 : dump that non-loving Accountant & get some Superhero-action onto your business team

Get those half-term late-stay-up children to bed NOW --- this is our time ...
Theres feelings I've been trying to hold back for soooo long :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uj2wO4gsfM

Frankly darling, you've indulged that Accountant for too long : --- they never call ; their office/attire is shabby ; they're a drain on your efforts & finances ----- its time to move onwards.

Just reach out & I'll be there ?!  : http://youtu.be/2EaflX0MWRo

Kx --- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Or message me on 07952 297971

Valentines Day L-O-V-E ---- hot-action ahead tnte with er, Hove Business Association exec-committee meet

Violets are blue, roses are red,
You'd look better, tied to my bed.
?!! ---- well -- whatcha expect -- a Shakespeare sonnet ?
Best wishes this Valentine's Day -- sending L-O-V-E : http://youtu.be/Jt6JQBQKiiQ

My romantic eve ahead ---- attending an exec-committee meeting of Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/  ----- to present a financial report as treasurer --- racey stuff heh ??

Thats right ---- foresaking love, to stay focused in saving the UK economy
The loneliness & burden of being a Superhero Accountant : http://youtu.be/v8L3TCXsyX4

Sending best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

I've been thinking 'bout you baby : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOl9AC1XnVE

Tax Return deadline : Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle

Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that uncompleted Tax Return ?!

Its into final 7-days lead-up to filing Tax Returns online by 31st January deadline :
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm

Workload at Superhero Accountants HQ is very time-pressured --- we are now only assisting existing business-friends on their personal Tax Returns. Any Twitterland friends wishing for a bit of  guidance ---- I will of course try to assist if you get in touch (including weekend-working at office-desk) --- message me on 07952 297971
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- weekend-time working from 9 'til way-past-5

 Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
 I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.

Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Brighton & Hove Networking Events : De-Lovely Dining with Hove Business Association

De-Lovely : http://youtu.be/TMFfWBEf6MY

I'm looking forward to the New Year's Party evening with Hove Business Association on Thursday 19th January at the elegant dining facilities of Sussex County Cricket Ground  : http://www.hovebiz.com/new-years-party-2012/

HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role.

I believe some tickets are still available ---- though I understand that bookings must close by noon on Tuesday 17th.

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

Madonna & Me --- 1 million degrees of separation : my part as the Wind beneath her Wings ?!

Catching-up watching Madonna on this week's Graham Norton TV show on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b019gy6d/The_Graham_Norton_Show_Series_10_Episode_10/

The Production-Company for The Graham Norton Show [SO TV] links to Superhero Accountants HQ here in Brighton & Hove --- a desirable connection, but appreciating of course theres 1 million degrees of separation from Madonna to my office-desk --- unlike other local Accountants I notice bragging in Twitterland about their celeb & media clients ...

Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Superhero Accountant --- faster than a Ray of Light : http://youtu.be/x3ov9USxVxY

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- working from 9 'til way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
 I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.

Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY