Superhero Brighton Accountant --- pleased to assist

Welcome to my World : http://youtu.be/uEktDpa9wSE

Based in Brighton & Hove, I shall be pleased to assist you in accountancy services, tax advice & financial guidance to encourage & support your business hopes. Individuals & newly commenced ventures or established businesses considering a new focus on finances -- I welcome you to contact me on 07952 297971 or Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
For pro-active & non-stuffy help to work alongside you, I shall be pleased to have a no-pressure initial chat.

This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a well-established Chartered Accountants Firm who are also Registered Auditors and can offer wide-list of expertise in Accounts, Tax, Book-Keeping & Payroll services etc.

I enjoy socialising of course + attending concerts & theatre etc [check my twitterings] . My `artistic-bent' started at school/college ; enjoying many evenings blowing trombone (er, thats not a euphemism) through to the Brighton Youth Orchestra etc. In superhero-stylie I work & play hard ---- staying out far-too-late & getting into mischief, when work-commitments allow.

I would be thrilled to connect with arts/creative businesses --- also fashion, retail ventures etc ---- though not exclusively. I'd be pleased to meet for an initial chat, if you wish to message me through twitter or my mobile.

I have expertise in assisting Charities & Not-for-profit organisations ---- plus for many years I've linked-in as a trustee of a local sports & community-meeting venue.

Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971

Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine --- wanky email Xmas-animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here

No more wanky email Xmas-animated-greetings please --- they're lazy + not `comedy' --- bah humbug :

Also --- those `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT

Anyhow -- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI

Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Friendly-style & keenly-priced business networking in Brighton & Hove with Hove Business Association

I'm enjoying linking-in with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role..

Thursday 13th we breakfast from 7.45 to 9am at Sussex County Cricket Ground Hove.
This month's breakfast will include a presentation by Adam Mizler on ‘Social Media and the Workplace’. Adam is Head of Employment Law at Woolley Bevis Diplock Solicitors. The rise of social media presents a number of challenges for employers. By looking at recent (and sometimes quite amusing) cases in this area of law, the aim is to give an overview of what small businesses can do practically to give themselves a better chance of dealing effectively with issues relating to social media that can, and do, arise in the employment context.
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Please check the details at Hovebiz website : http://www.hovebiz.com/
I shall be attending --- it would be great to see you there too.

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

 

Ghoulish tax stuff giving you the Willies ?? --- Superhero Brighton Accountant to the rescue ...

Theres no need for your visit to an Accountant to be a Halloween type spooky experience.

I'd be thrilled to link-in on assistance to businesses & individuals.
My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free ...

In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

forget this horrid weather ?! --- Tropical Party-Nte this Thursday 27th

Hove Business Association [ www.Hovebiz.com ] have allowed me to organise a social event   --- an informal Tropical Party-Nte on this Thursday 27th at the Bali Brasserie restaurant [ www.balibrasserie.co.uk ] 

 

Theres a welcome drink from 7.15pm ---- 3 course Indonesian & Malaysian menu dining at 7.45 ---- + a party band in the lounge afterwards ...

Bookings at just £15 can be made through the events details online at Hovebiz.com  :

http://www.hovebiz.com/events-archive/end-of-summer-tropical-party-night/

 

Bookings are coming-in + it looks set to be a fun eve.

It would be great if business-friends are able to join me in socialising & informal networking.

 

Summer-outfits style would be welcomed, but its not compulsory ... !

 

The sponsor for the event is Jemma Garrett of The Sun Lounge Hove – www.greattan.co.uk --- in case you need to top-up the tropical-tan levels.

 

Sending thanks for reading --- + hopes you may be available to party on Thursday. 

 

Keith -- Superhero Accountant

Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

offering reduced Accountancy & Tax Return assistance to socially-connected businesses ---- 50% off ? 100% off ?!

These next few weeks into autumn, I'd like to offer to business-friends that we work together ---- with me discounting your Accountancy & Tax Return fees from present level ---- say 50% reduction ---- or even potentially 100% reduction in fees. You could put the fees savings towards an autumn-time holiday-break this year ?

Whats your part of the arrangement ? ---- well, I'm realising business-friends have good social-connections in Twitterland and social-networking ---- and I hope may assist in raising my profile ---- in non-pushy laid-back stylie.
I hope thats a reasonable suggestion ? ---- potentially you could enjoy free Accy & Tax Returns for 1 twitterland mention ... ?!

This is a genuine offer ---- please contact me + I can outline formally my offer ---- with hopes we can connect together ---- discretion of course that if it doesn't sound right for you then carry-on with your present Accountant.

This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a friendly Chartered Accountants Firm long-established in Brighton & Hove.

Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971

Start a Company --- Registration of a straightforward Ltd Company for £18 fee

I'm mentioning that Companies House now offer the facility for registration of a new Limited Company for £18 fee. Go to Companies House website : http://www.companieshouse.gov.uk/ --- see top-left panel `Start a Company' and click-through to the guidance details on Web Incorporation Service.£18 fee to register online looks a terrific reduction in usual fee-costs incurred.

This is applicable for registration of straightforward Companies ---- but most new start-up Companies would be this straightforward structure.
For more complex structures, theres specialist help available through a company formation agent --- such as Brighton Formations : http://www.brightonformations.co.uk/

Accountants / Lawyers like to take-charge of dealing with the company registration --- for which accountants are likely to charge their time-cost fees from £150-£200 + VAT ---- lawyers time-costs rates are usually double those of accountants.
Not saying that accountants / lawyers are not `adding-value' in taking-charge of the process to Start a Company --- BUT --- wouldn't you prefer to connect with assistance from an accountant who makes you aware of the potential cost options & savings available ???

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Look at Me : More popular than Jesus ---- attention-demanding Accountants ...

Look at Me ...

I view other Accountants' twitterings & blogs + am amazed that they find such large chunks of time during the working-day for lingering online. At Superhero Accountant HQ we focus on working extra-hard providing quality-expertise for efficiently time-managed fees-levels. I keep my online postings for evenings/early-mornings + weekends.

On those non-superhero Accountants' efforts to collect large numbers ot Twitterland friends --- I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock that Jesus only had 12 disciples following him; though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" ...

Anyhow --- signing off from Internet-world

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

does watching early-morning Zumba adverts on cable TV count as `working out' ??

Leaving the TV on late-night `Kiss' music channel means I wake to hot & sweaty latino Zumba promotions + adverts for contraptions that will `accentuate my core' .

As we head towards Olympics-time, I realise I must detox & get super-buff.. Cardiovascular-endurance ? muscle-progression ? ---- I just want to look good naked ---- or to be more precise darling --- look even better naked ?! I imagine affecting a similar vibe to Sir Les Patterson : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu_SsiLNrk

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

They call it Stormy Monday,Tuesday looks just as bad ??

Fed up with Stormy Monday + not looking fwd to tmrw  ...  http://youtu.be/BCqEzfWrXfM

Crap start to the working-week ?? ---- well, its probs not helped by that dreary Accountant you seem to perservering with ... ??

I'd be pleased to assist.

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971

Monday-night sad-&-lonely Twitter-club
Its members only : http://youtu.be/-XU5dxAAfzs

Get down, Get with it ---- get a ticket to The Space for Noddy Holder & Muppets

Get down get with it : http://youtu.be/u7XEjl5GNS8

A stonkingly good event from The Space on 7th June at Komedia Brighton :
http://www.thespace.uk.com/
Noddy Holder plus Muppets producer guy Martin Baker
I thoroughly recommend The Space events for creative-community socialising in Brighton.

Also ---- I see The Space is hosting an event with Sir Alan Parker
at Duke of Yorks on Sunday 1st July afternoon.

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

How does it feel ?? http://youtu.be/BRGvjsI2hvg

The Devil went down to Brighton Fringe --- theatre tnte + at weekend with Christopher Marlowe's Doctor Faustus

Commending the Brighton Fringe production of Doctor Faustus, The Imaginarium :Its about a guy who sells his soul to the devil ---- no, not Simon Cowell --- Faust.
http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/event.aspx?evId=3380
http://www.tanglehead.co.uk/

Intense, sexy --- `demanding' --- its 3 hours of Christopher Marlowe 17th century speech.
Why bother ? ---- because its different from lightweight fringe shows ?--- because you love english literature ? Because it features probs our greatest living actor ?! ---- my mate Gordon : http://youtu.be/RBb3e6c27Oo --- well, greatest actor at quirky commercials ...

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Brighton Festival Artists Open Houses : David Bailey --- who's he ?? ----- I prefer Tony Bowall for photography

David Bailey --- who's he ?? :http://youtu.be/nWlj9ZJkliA
http://youtu.be/ckSm10LZauA
http://youtu.be/i_Yo3FRPeQw

Fabulous to note that photographer Tony Bowall is exhibiting at the Artists Open Houses during this Maytime Brighton Festival. Theres an excellent feature through the Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce website here ;
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/news/visit-photographers-tony-bowalls-open-house-during-brighton-festival

Recommended -- Tony is such a kind & groovy guy :
http://twitter.com/#!/SnowyBeachHuts
http://www.tonybowallphotography.com/

Kx -- Superhero Brighton Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

stick it in yer family-album : http://youtu.be/YPQyd_kELVw

Love is the Drug ---- reporting from the frontline of internet dating world

Love is the Drug : http://youtu.be/0n3OepDn5GU

I've been `dipping my toe' into the world of internet dating.
The idea was ---- its May Festivaltime, I'll be attending events; maybe link-in with an elegant lady similarly attending concerts/exhibitions ...

Gosh this internet-dating lark is quite exhausting of time ---- somewhat addictive to keep lingering in internetland + not productive. Women message me for intense sexy-messaging --- sending photo-images of their boobage, or of someone's boobage --- msging for a couple of hours then just disappearing off ----- I guess girls just just wanna have a bit of online flirty-fun without meeting ----- or its a hairy-arsed security guy spicing-up the evening-shift by being sexy-starlet miss Trixie ...

One surreal msging exchange :---- we have moved on to txting because we are going to meet ----- I message suggesting meeting at Dome + going for `flirty-cocktails at MyHotel' ---- I receive a reply haranguing me "I think we maybe looking for different things ? Flirty cock & tails in your hotel room in all your messages! Sorry but ..." ----- true msge recd, I'm not making-this-up.

So --- I've been spending eves online responding in dating-world ----- + neglecting my Superhero duties in Twitterland saving the econonmy ...  I'm definitely stopping this + cancelling my profile ----- oh hang-on, miss Trixie has msged again ...

Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

How to chat up girls ----  ask her to contribute to your ear-bucket ?! :
http://youtu.be/hstPHM3R1dY

Peace Love & Chilled vibes with Bob Marley --- if you'd just stop rioting; don't chat, don't snack & don't kick the f**king chair

I was all-set for a lazy chilled Sunday afternoon --- watching the Bob Marley film at Duke of Yorks  http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Marley/

Spent an early lunch near Rottingdean, then aimed to get bus into central Bton --- slowly loiter through The North Laine area, briskly walk past London Road shops (well, you understand ...) + arrive at Duke of Yorks in plenty of time.

So ---- I wait an hour for a bus because of disruption from the nationality rioting curfuffle
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9663359.Bottles_thrown__bins_torched_and_arrests_during_heated_March_for_England/?ref=mr

I now need to head straight to cinema ---- arriving just in time, somewhat fraught.
I find a quiet space --- against the side-wall.
As film starts, a smug-dating couple sit directly behind --- to flirty-chat, unwrap their snacks + kick the f**king chair to bass-beat ----- we're jamming ... kick kick kick.
I reckon its a girl-thing ---- cross yr legs n swing foot coquettishly  ...
The film is 2 1/2 hrs long + I'm already stressed, so I can't stand for this !
The guy sounded manly, so I got my jacket + moved further down front into the corner ---- sometimes its best to be a coward, rather than a superhero ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

War / No more trouble : http://youtu.be/vPZydAotVOY

My perfect cousin ---- Sean, the hunky leather-clad superhero AA-breakdown biker

My perfect cousin : http://youtu.be/w0MCti-LBFg

This week --- arriving back at Superhero Accountants HQ from an afternoon seminar update in Accountancy & Audit ---- I told my colleagues to `go on ahead' while I lingered outside the building to make dreaming-eyes at a gorgeous leather-clad biker-guy ...Cue later office-gossip enquiries "Who was that ??" ---- well, my perfect cousin Sean.

The AA-recovery service is trialling having a guy tooled-up on a heavy-duty superbike, to be based in Brighton ---- rushing around keeping the roads clear from stranded folks and generally adding to the eye-candy ambiance in his AA-yellow splendour.

Sean is that guy ---- when he is not being AA-man he spends family-time with his lovely children, donates his `free-time' to be a volunteer emergency-despatch motorbike-guy getting vital life-or-death supplies to hospitals for operations ---- and sometimes even calls-in to help my mother with home-maintenance problems when she needs to `get a man in' (+ of course her feckless son is of no use ...).

So ---- if you see him around Brighton, give Sean a friendly wave ----- + hey bitch, keep yr flirty-hands-off my perfect cousin while he goes about his superhero tasks.

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

No car or home repair skills whatsoever
---- a lifetime wasted on teenage kicks :
http://youtu.be/oskM5XD_Yc4

Get down, Get with it ---- get a ticket to The Space in early June, for Noddy Holder & Muppets

Get down, Get with it ---- get a ticket to The Space for Noddy Holder & Muppets

Get down get with it : http://youtu.be/u7XEjl5GNS8

A stonkingly good event from The Space on 7th June at Komedia Brighton :
http://www.thespace.uk.com/
Noddy Holder plus Muppets producer guy Martin Baker
I thoroughly recommend The Space events for creative-community socialising in Brighton.

Also ---- I see The Space is hosting an event with Sir Alan Parker
at Duke of Yorks on Sunday 1st July afternoon.

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

How does it feel ?? http://youtu.be/BRGvjsI2hvg

hows a fella get some action around here ?? [then drop your trousers]

Seduction technique no. 57 : announce `hows a fella get some action around here ??'
as demonstrated by Shend in his show-reel :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBK3CvRCSNs

Shend --- actor, writer, club-promoter, musician, punk-warrior with The Cravats :
Myspace photos : http://www.myspace.com/shend/photos
The Cravats : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMjRp1xqI4

Fabulous to see him blasting into Twitter-land @ https://twitter.com/#!/The_Shend

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

girls, girls, girls -- I'm looking for some action ... : http://youtu.be/kmLDsGDt_h0

Van Morrison at Brighton Dome tonight

In the corner playing dominoes in drag http://youtu.be/jylIDYMws-g

Van Morrison is at Brighton Dome tonight :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/Van-Morrison/4535
It feels weird not to be attending ---- he's one of my very favourites
But --- £40 ticket-prices, I decided that I ought to save my pocket-money this time.
I see its sold-out ---- shall be a excellent gig I'm sure indeed.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Real Real Gone http://youtu.be/QuNJYYU2de0