offering reduced Accountancy & Tax Return assistance to socially-connected businesses ---- 50% off ? 100% off ?!

These next few weeks into autumn, I'd like to offer to business-friends that we work together ---- with me discounting your Accountancy & Tax Return fees from present level ---- say 50% reduction ---- or even potentially 100% reduction in fees. You could put the fees savings towards an autumn-time holiday-break this year ?

Whats your part of the arrangement ? ---- well, I'm realising business-friends have good social-connections in Twitterland and social-networking ---- and I hope may assist in raising my profile ---- in non-pushy laid-back stylie.
I hope thats a reasonable suggestion ? ---- potentially you could enjoy free Accy & Tax Returns for 1 twitterland mention ... ?!

This is a genuine offer ---- please contact me + I can outline formally my offer ---- with hopes we can connect together ---- discretion of course that if it doesn't sound right for you then carry-on with your present Accountant.

This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a friendly Chartered Accountants Firm long-established in Brighton & Hove.

Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971

does watching early-morning Zumba adverts on cable TV count as `working out' ??

Leaving the TV on late-night `Kiss' music channel means I wake to hot & sweaty latino Zumba promotions + adverts for contraptions that will `accentuate my core' .

As we head towards Olympics-time, I realise I must detox & get super-buff.. Cardiovascular-endurance ? muscle-progression ? ---- I just want to look good naked ---- or to be more precise darling --- look even better naked ?! I imagine affecting a similar vibe to Sir Les Patterson : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu_SsiLNrk

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

Community Sports & Activities with TakePart Brighton this Saturday 30th at The Manor Centre

For quite a few years I've been Trustee/Director at The Manor Sports & Activities Centre in East Brighton. http://themanorbrighton.com/

This Saturday 30th theres an open-day 1-4pm as part of TakePart Brighton & Hove Sports Festival  http://www.takepartbrightonandhove.com/weekendevents-tplocal.html

I like that The Manor has quirky user-groups, rather than just the traditional sports.
So in addition to football & basketball, theres groups displaying their expertise in Street Dance, Circus Skills, etc.
Also ---- theres fencing from the Sussex Sword Academy, who use the Manor Centre :
http://www.hadesign.co.uk/SSA/index.html

Maybe you might call in this Saturday ? ---- it would be lovely to say hello.
Or ---- contact me sometime if you are interested in activities at The Manor.

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971

Brighton Festival Artists Open Houses : David Bailey --- who's he ?? ----- I prefer Tony Bowall for photography

David Bailey --- who's he ?? :http://youtu.be/nWlj9ZJkliA
http://youtu.be/ckSm10LZauA
http://youtu.be/i_Yo3FRPeQw

Fabulous to note that photographer Tony Bowall is exhibiting at the Artists Open Houses during this Maytime Brighton Festival. Theres an excellent feature through the Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce website here ;
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/news/visit-photographers-tony-bowalls-open-house-during-brighton-festival

Recommended -- Tony is such a kind & groovy guy :
http://twitter.com/#!/SnowyBeachHuts
http://www.tonybowallphotography.com/

Kx -- Superhero Brighton Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

stick it in yer family-album : http://youtu.be/YPQyd_kELVw

Tra Laa Laaaaa ---- buffing-up my arias for today's singing-performance in Brighton Fringe Festival

Singing in choirs seems to be popular at present ---- from the Gareth Malone TV shows etc http://www.garethmalone.com/

I attend Brighton College Choral Society http://brightoncollegechoral.org/
Tonight is our performance of Brahms' Requiem http://youtu.be/U3Vq35UNZAg
As part of Brighton Fringe Festival http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/event.aspx?evID=3703

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Peace Love & Chilled vibes with Bob Marley --- if you'd just stop rioting; don't chat, don't snack & don't kick the f**king chair

I was all-set for a lazy chilled Sunday afternoon --- watching the Bob Marley film at Duke of Yorks  http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Marley/

Spent an early lunch near Rottingdean, then aimed to get bus into central Bton --- slowly loiter through The North Laine area, briskly walk past London Road shops (well, you understand ...) + arrive at Duke of Yorks in plenty of time.

So ---- I wait an hour for a bus because of disruption from the nationality rioting curfuffle
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9663359.Bottles_thrown__bins_torched_and_arrests_during_heated_March_for_England/?ref=mr

I now need to head straight to cinema ---- arriving just in time, somewhat fraught.
I find a quiet space --- against the side-wall.
As film starts, a smug-dating couple sit directly behind --- to flirty-chat, unwrap their snacks + kick the f**king chair to bass-beat ----- we're jamming ... kick kick kick.
I reckon its a girl-thing ---- cross yr legs n swing foot coquettishly  ...
The film is 2 1/2 hrs long + I'm already stressed, so I can't stand for this !
The guy sounded manly, so I got my jacket + moved further down front into the corner ---- sometimes its best to be a coward, rather than a superhero ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

War / No more trouble : http://youtu.be/vPZydAotVOY

Hey World, here I ammmmmm...

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we ease into new tax-year --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?

My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.

You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://youtu.be/JbeI_ubX-d0

Superhero Accountants HQ day-trip to see The Seagulls match ---- er, from the West Ham end

Superhero HQ colleagues are travelling up to today's Brighton v West Ham match ---- to watch from the home-team Bobby Moore stand. The Senior Partner is London-born + a West Ham fan.

Its not just artsy-client connections at Accountancy HQ ---- we used to assist Cass Pennant, from the `Cass' West Ham `ICF' film :
http://youtu.be/H6am3QFu-QU
http://youtu.be/agDzyrjjI1A

Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival :Superhero guidance for Batchelor Cooking

The 10 day Eastertime Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival has launched of course : http://www.brightonfoodfestival.com/
all looks fabulously tasty indeed

As all-round talented Superhero, I can offer free guidance here ---- Batchelor Cooking :
There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

one of life's batchelor boys :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

Van Morrison at Brighton Dome tonight

In the corner playing dominoes in drag http://youtu.be/jylIDYMws-g

Van Morrison is at Brighton Dome tonight :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/Van-Morrison/4535
It feels weird not to be attending ---- he's one of my very favourites
But --- £40 ticket-prices, I decided that I ought to save my pocket-money this time.
I see its sold-out ---- shall be a excellent gig I'm sure indeed.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Real Real Gone http://youtu.be/QuNJYYU2de0

Leap-Year Marriage Proposal --- I'm available, + now with `Hollywood Smile' ---- don't leave me a lonely man

I had 5 teeth pulled-out at the dentist yesterday + am now getting used to replacement false teeth. I'll be at home today nursing my aching mouth ----- just mentioning for Twitterland-cuties intent on leap-year marriage-proposals, expecting me to be at Superhero Accountant HQ office-desk ?!
We could road-test my false-teeth with some snogging ?? ----- OK, probably not ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Don't leave me a Lonely Man http://youtu.be/uGWip3Lu4vI

Valentines-week Frisky-Friday :- Dating-Guru instructional video `This will help you Pull'

 Frisky : http://youtu.be/SoKT900YbCc  --- "would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit"
Well really young Chap --- its not exactly Cole Porter lyrics is it ??

My love-life is beyond redemption  --- I still take my chat-up lines from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://youtu.be/f44sfpCA43E

Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `This will help you Pull' :
 http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm
 er, can anyone lend me a baby please ??

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM

Valentines to-do-list point 1 : dump that non-loving Accountant & get some Superhero-action onto your business team

Get those half-term late-stay-up children to bed NOW --- this is our time ...
Theres feelings I've been trying to hold back for soooo long :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uj2wO4gsfM

Frankly darling, you've indulged that Accountant for too long : --- they never call ; their office/attire is shabby ; they're a drain on your efforts & finances ----- its time to move onwards.

Just reach out & I'll be there ?!  : http://youtu.be/2EaflX0MWRo

Kx --- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Or message me on 07952 297971

Sad & Lonely -- with no `HRH' title to bag-a-cutie ??

Well -- help is at-hand --- as Gary Goldstein transforms us into babe-magnet mode : http://www.socialattraction.co.uk/
He's more of a man than I'll ever be : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsyVtTHtA_Q

Also, The Daily Mail has the answer to choosing the perfect partner :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1352047/Looking-perfect-partner-Forget-romantic-dates-just-ask-order-born-family.html
all seems very complicated ?

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Like I really need help ? --- hell no : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBtmaq0J2kU

A night at the Opera --- Il Trovatore at Duke of York's Brighton

Early-eve tonight, I am going to The Duke of York's screening of Verdi's Il Trovatore :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Met_Opera_Il_Trovatore/
Oh yes ----- a bit of culture sometimes drips into this vacuous blog.

The Three Stooges -- Opera singer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pionTjtpeu4

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Just a gigolo/I aint got nobody ---- aiming for the Chapel of Love

Chapel of Love : http://youtu.be/fwaxzf_SUY8
I see Primark have an engagement ring just like Kate's ---- + at £5 its bang-on my budget for pocket money saved : -
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Royal-Blue-Gold-Engagement-Wedding-Primark-Ring-MEDIUM-/270737636960?pt=UK_Jewellery_Watches_CostumeJewellery_CA&hash=item3f09387e60

I saw the films Arthur + Thor :-
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4191
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4239
for both films, about 3/4rs of hour was sufficient (I have `unlimited pass' at Cineworld so it doesn't cost me to just dip-into films).
Arthur --- I remember the original version as far more charming : http://youtu.be/qMdwFkO8xA0
Thor ----- its not my type of film ---- with his muscles could Thor sort your Accounts & Tax ?? --- I don't think so ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Just a gigolo / I aint got nobody : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CodmlmxpZeQ

blog takes off like Evel Knievel jumps buses --- watch me soar

Yes -- fearlessly soaring into superhero mode while dressed in leather ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfCw7OPc6GM

Thanks for the private messages -- like most other things, blogging-action is best enjoyed when theres someone else there to join in ??

Also -- `tina4love' from Dakar messaged me here + can see that we must be together -- "establish a relationship that is bassed [sic] on truth and trust ..." -- yes well, beautiful thoughts; in a kinda freaky stylie.
I shall embrace this internet weirdo dating stuff :-
You're blonde,6', long legs, 30-35, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks only a mother could love -- best for dinner-dates in dimly-lit places. M, eternally-39 years old, Size 9 in slippers.
Libra -- + I'm Keef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_9OUvmb5I

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

Are you ready Steve ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswKeWhjaUc

Seaside Rendezvous -- In my Easter Bonnet : Brighton Centre Homes & Gardens Exhibition

Easter Parade : http://youtu.be/Q77wqDDUDsc , http://youtu.be/Hrzo5SPaOvg

I may stroll along later to the `Homes & Gardens Exhibition event at Brighton Centre :
http://www.brightoncentre.co.uk/scripts/default.htm?_title=Homes+%26+Gardens+Exhibition&book=bc022006&c=81&link=ACACADACAAABA~nctblEvents_pbLink~fODgzMjQxAA==,:eventID~cctblEvents,0&_id=f783
though my home is more `Steptoe & Son' batchelor-pad vibe than a proper show-home standard.  Steptoe & Son -- Porn Yesterday : http://youtu.be/_mh2VA0Vl20

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Seaside Rendezvous : http://youtu.be/QWhdx6OB_uc

frisky-friday : -- a dose of culture at Castor & Pollux, easing at Pub du Vin, then onwards ...

Summertime : http://youtu.be/lV-BKF2jL6k

I shall attend the early-eve preview exhibtion at Brighton's beachfront gallery Castor & Pollux :
http://castorandpollux.co.uk/  ---one of the nicest clients to link-in at Superhero Accountant HQ.
Then linger awhile at Pub du Vin --- easing into the Easter weekend.

Er --- from then onwards the drinking may turn less cultured  ...
I like my women the way I like my kebab --- chanced upon by impulse and with the toppings falling out. Before long I'll have discarded you on the pavement of life; but 'til then you're the perfect compliment to a friday-night.
Blog-dating box 453 : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers --- never produces winning romantic metaphors.  Carry Out : http://youtu.be/NRdHsuuXxfk

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

If a picture paints a thousand words ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J94-_w9ARX0

Brighton Healthy : DestressDiva --- the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw
Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm

I ought to follow the advice of social-friend Penny + her `DestressDiva' yoga :
http://www.destressdiva.co.uk/
I see from the website that Penny has also launched a `Brighton Healthy' magazine.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY