alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra Movie ?? ; :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.

Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8

So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free ...

In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??

Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Sad & Lonely -- with no `HRH' title to bag-a-cutie ??

Well -- help is at-hand --- as Gary Goldstein transforms us into babe-magnet mode : http://www.socialattraction.co.uk/
He's more of a man than I'll ever be : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsyVtTHtA_Q

Also, The Daily Mail has the answer to choosing the perfect partner :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1352047/Looking-perfect-partner-Forget-romantic-dates-just-ask-order-born-family.html
all seems very complicated ?

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Like I really need help ? --- hell no : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBtmaq0J2kU

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game : http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Oh you pretty things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw

Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm
This time I'm going to get healthy --- health-store foods, diet-coke without bourbon-whiskey ...
Yes indeedy -- Mr Hot-Hunk will soon be appearing in blog-dating :
Don't let distance come between us. Or metal bars & restricted access.
Write now to bubbly (others say `maximum security' but what do they know ?) M, eternally-39, size 9  in slippers -- before Matron's magic sweeties wear off. 
Can't give you anything but my love??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ithme_J1b6w

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7mVNfuY0c

alpha-males go game hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8

So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

Multiplication, thats the name of the game : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tQLsvCtOTA

Relationships Tutorial No. 20 : Its not me, its you : how to snare a millionaire

Its not me its you ?! ---- with thanks to miss Lily Allen for the title.
Well, I've been very stressed recently + hey, I'm not a piece of meat ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE

Dating & relationship coach advice available from Tammy James @ `its not you its me' :
http://itsnotyouitsme.co.uk/page3.html
where I guess we could dwell on what makes for being so unlucky-in-love.

Another dating-story from my bible on insights into the female psyche -- the Daily Mail femail section -- where `shop girl' Kim tells how she snared a millionaire :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1352664/How-marry-millionaire-Shop-girl-Kim-reinvented-land-rich-husband.html  She looks a hard-faced bitch ?!
I love you -- you pay the rent : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d0GARTk_Nk

Gosh -- I'm turning into such a grumpy old git --- maybe I shall turn to the `down with dating' club-night from the `Feeling Gloomy' boys (which is connected, ironically, to Superhero Accountancy HQ through our emphasis/expertise in entertainment/partying clients) :
http://www.downwithdating.com/index.html
http://www.feelinggloomy.com/

Sending best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

So darling -- I've got the brains, you've got the looks -- lets make lots of money ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyDK3UWzpo

Tonight's winning Lottery Draw numbers : who wants to be a millionaire ?

money, money, money ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

Derren Brown appeared to me in a dream last night and he spoke your name in my ear. He gave me tonight's winning lottery numbers, too, so you can understand where my priorities lay when I raced to grab a notebook & pen ?!

Blog-dating : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers; seeks woman whose first name begins with S, or maybe F, and rhymes with chicken, and has a surname thats either a place in Shropshire or the title of a 1979 Earth, Wind & Fire track.
Shicken Boogiewonderland - I know you're reading this -- leave a reply and I'll share the £millions.
http://www.lottery.co.uk/news/derren-brown-lottery-prediction.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c

Alternatively -- rather than dreaming our money-worries away on the lottery -- may I offer that I could assist you with superhero-stylie accountancy & tax guidance -- I shall be pleased to help :  Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Best regards, Kx --- Superhero Accountant

Who wants to be a millionaire ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG6UllZwj9c

blog takes off like Evel Knievel -- watch me soar

Yes -- fearlessly soaring into superhero mode while dressed in leather ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfCw7OPc6GM

Thanks for the private messages -- like most other things, blogging-action is best enjoyed when theres someone else there to join in ??

`tina4love' from Dakar messaged me here +  can see that we must be together -- "establish a relationship that is bassed [sic] on truth and trust ..." -- yes well, beautiful thoughts; in a kinda freaky stylie.
I shall embrace this internet dating stuff :-
You're blonde,6', long legs, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks only a mother could love -- best for dinner-dates in dimly-lit places. M, eternally-39 years old, size 9 in slippers., star-sign Libra -- + I'm Keef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_9OUvmb5I

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

Are you ready Steve ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswKeWhjaUc

50 ways to leave your lover : 2 ways to change your accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Reach out, I'll be there : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7mVNfuY0c

be my 2011 calendar-girl

Yes indeedy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V03f74P4_o
Blog-dating attempt 244 : M, eternally-39, lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm -- seeks calendar-girl to take him through 2011 ---- er, though probably not the boring monday to thursday `being-there-for-you' stuff  --- I've gotta be doing my Superhero Accountant saving-the-economy role. Who could resist ??!

Best regards into the weekend, Kx

unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LyOwsX0L0c

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- multiplication, thats the name of the game :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tQLsvCtOTA

Oh you pretty things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw

Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
Oh how the ravages of partying turn delusional hopes of effecting a Cary Grant stylie demeanour into a wasted Mickey Rourke visage !!
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm

This time I'm going to get healthy --- health-store foods, diet-coke no bourbon-whiskey ...
I am attending health & nutrition seminar event in Brighton tomorrow evening -- organised by Lucy @ LGM Nutrition : http://www.lgmnutrition.com/

Yes indeedy -- mr hot-hunk will soon be appearing in blog-dating :
Don't let distance come between us. Or metal bars & restricted access.
Write now to bubbly (others say `maximum security' but what do they know ?) M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers -- before Matron's magic sweeties wear off.
Can't give you anything but my love??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ithme_J1b6w

Come join me at the seminar -- afterwards we can get some beers & a kebab ... ??

Best regards, Kx
accykeef -- superhero accountant

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

blog takes off like Evel Knievel -- watch me soar

Yes -- fearlessly soaring into superhero mode while dressed in leather ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfCw7OPc6GM

Thanks for the private messages -- like most other things, blogging-action is best enjoyed when theres someone else there to join in ??

Also -- `tina4love' from Dakar messaged me here + after just one blog entry can see that we must be together -- "establish a relationship that is bassed [sic] on truth and trust ..." -- yes well, beautiful thoughts; in a kinda freaky stylie.
I shall embrace this internet weirdo dating stuff :-
You're blonde,6', long legs, 30-35, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks only a mother could love -- best for dinner-dates in dimly-lit places. M, eternally-39 years old, Size 9 in slippers.
Libra -- + I'm Keef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_9OUvmb5I

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

Are you ready Steve ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswKeWhjaUc

do you come here often ??

"Hi, I'm Johnny the Fox" : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eDXgG1RBDo
admit to using this line -- but only in response to a drunk & strident woman demanding "who are you ?".

That bible of all-things-stylish - today's Daily Mail - reports that cheesy chat-up lines still score flirty success :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1306557/Chat-lines-actually-work-Women-men-reveal-like-flirting-extra-cheese.html
so cutie, if I said you had a beautiful body ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVUrq7jvtM

OK -- I'll take that as a no then.
anyhow, sending best regards Kx

Lie down -- I think I love ya : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIoTgKmpN4