alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra Movie ?? ; :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.

Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8

So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free ...

In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Love is the Drug ---- reporting from the frontline of internet dating world

Love is the Drug : http://youtu.be/0n3OepDn5GU

I've been `dipping my toe' into the world of internet dating.
The idea was ---- its May Festivaltime, I'll be attending events; maybe link-in with an elegant lady similarly attending concerts/exhibitions ...

Gosh this internet-dating lark is quite exhausting of time ---- somewhat addictive to keep lingering in internetland + not productive. Women message me for intense sexy-messaging --- sending photo-images of their boobage, or of someone's boobage --- msging for a couple of hours then just disappearing off ----- I guess girls just just wanna have a bit of online flirty-fun without meeting ----- or its a hairy-arsed security guy spicing-up the evening-shift by being sexy-starlet miss Trixie ...

One surreal msging exchange :---- we have moved on to txting because we are going to meet ----- I message suggesting meeting at Dome + going for `flirty-cocktails at MyHotel' ---- I receive a reply haranguing me "I think we maybe looking for different things ? Flirty cock & tails in your hotel room in all your messages! Sorry but ..." ----- true msge recd, I'm not making-this-up.

So --- I've been spending eves online responding in dating-world ----- + neglecting my Superhero duties in Twitterland saving the econonmy ...  I'm definitely stopping this + cancelling my profile ----- oh hang-on, miss Trixie has msged again ...

Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

How to chat up girls ----  ask her to contribute to your ear-bucket ?! :
http://youtu.be/hstPHM3R1dY

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??

Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Leap-Year Marriage Proposal --- I'm available, + now with `Hollywood Smile' ---- don't leave me a lonely man

I had 5 teeth pulled-out at the dentist yesterday + am now getting used to replacement false teeth. I'll be at home today nursing my aching mouth ----- just mentioning for Twitterland-cuties intent on leap-year marriage-proposals, expecting me to be at Superhero Accountant HQ office-desk ?!
We could road-test my false-teeth with some snogging ?? ----- OK, probably not ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Don't leave me a Lonely Man http://youtu.be/uGWip3Lu4vI

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A

So the February Valentines Loved-Up vibe has somewhat faded ??
In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://youtu.be/Ky5_WeQWfeY

Valentines-week Frisky-Friday :- Dating-Guru instructional video `This will help you Pull'

 Frisky : http://youtu.be/SoKT900YbCc  --- "would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit"
Well really young Chap --- its not exactly Cole Porter lyrics is it ??

My love-life is beyond redemption  --- I still take my chat-up lines from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://youtu.be/f44sfpCA43E

Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `This will help you Pull' :
 http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm
 er, can anyone lend me a baby please ??

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM

Blog-Dating attempt 245 : Christmas all alone ??

My Boxing Day TV schedule includes a pause in transmission at 3.50pm to cry into the sleeve of the cardigan I bought myself ---- unless you want to meet up and have crazy post-turkey canoodling ?? http://youtu.be/noLrCDzAp5M

Yes darling --- your `lonely at xmas' troubles are over in the shape of fruity uncle Keef. Belches Xmas carols in 3 octaves, scratches inappropriately and is seemingly never satisfied by your very best efforts. Is dinner ready yet ??

Lets make Christmas magic again.
OK -- I'll take that as a no then

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant :
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Christmas food shopping on supermarket-singles-night

Food glorious food : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQDllvuy1I

Blog-dating attempt no. 243 : M, eternally-29, size 9 in slippers, WLTM big-hair leather-clad rock-chick, clutching a large tub of hot-brandy-butter -- you'll find me in the fruitcake aisle -- no umbrella, no coat ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAfxs0IDeMs

Oh go on --- its Christmas ?!
OK -- I'll take that as a no then

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant :
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://youtu.be/Ky5_WeQWfeY

Sad & Lonely -- with no `HRH' title to bag-a-cutie ??

Well -- help is at-hand --- as Gary Goldstein transforms us into babe-magnet mode : http://www.socialattraction.co.uk/
He's more of a man than I'll ever be : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsyVtTHtA_Q

Also, The Daily Mail has the answer to choosing the perfect partner :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1352047/Looking-perfect-partner-Forget-romantic-dates-just-ask-order-born-family.html
all seems very complicated ?

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Like I really need help ? --- hell no : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBtmaq0J2kU

blog takes off like Evel Knievel jumps buses --- watch me soar

Yes -- fearlessly soaring into superhero mode while dressed in leather ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfCw7OPc6GM

Thanks for the private messages -- like most other things, blogging-action is best enjoyed when theres someone else there to join in ??

Also -- `tina4love' from Dakar messaged me here + can see that we must be together -- "establish a relationship that is bassed [sic] on truth and trust ..." -- yes well, beautiful thoughts; in a kinda freaky stylie.
I shall embrace this internet weirdo dating stuff :-
You're blonde,6', long legs, 30-35, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks only a mother could love -- best for dinner-dates in dimly-lit places. M, eternally-39 years old, Size 9 in slippers.
Libra -- + I'm Keef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_9OUvmb5I

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

Are you ready Steve ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswKeWhjaUc

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game : http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Oh you pretty things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

Dating Tutorial 23 : Where do you go to my lovely ??

Your clothes are all made by Balmain, and theres diamonds & pearls in your hair :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_dduKiZb6w
My clothes are chosen by Matron, and theres last night's fish & chips in my hair.
Blog-Dating box-no 243 : M, size 9 in slippers, WLTM Parisien style free-loving cutie.

At last night's `Fish Friday' event, I met Parveen Nabi from Soul Mate Events :
http://www.soulmateevents.com/ --- Elegant Events for Elegant People.
Also, I met AlexandraTurchyn from House of Colour : http://www.houseofcolour.co.uk/
Personal Stylist, Colour Analyst & Image Consultant.

Alas, my love-life is beyond redemption of course --- I still take chat-up guidance from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIoTgKmpN4

Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `this will help you pull' --- er, can anyone lend me a baby please ?? : http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM

frisky-friday : if lovin you is wrong, I dont wanna be right

Frisky : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoKT900YbCc
"would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit "
really dear Chap -- its not exactly Cole Porter lyrics is it ?

I know this is neither the time nor place; but I've always loved you.
Blog-dating : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers, lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm.  My wife & kids dont understand me -- in fact they think I'm a feckless tosser :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAUCVbnDUg

Well --- at least let me sort those Accountancy & Tax matters as we head towards 31st March fiscal year-end. I promise not to mention my desires ever again --- or the 276 photo-images of you that line my office-desk ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Friday-night sad & lonely club --- members only :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XU5dxAAfzs

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7mVNfuY0c

alpha-males go game hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8

So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

Multiplication, thats the name of the game : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tQLsvCtOTA

Dating Tutorial No. 21 : Where do you go to my lovely ??

Your clothes are all made by Balmain, and theres diamonds & pearls in your hair :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_dduKiZb6w
My clothes are chosen by Matron, and theres last night's trifle-dessert in my hair.
Blog-Dating box-no 243 : M, size 9 in slippers, WLTM Parisien style free-loving cutie.

I'm attending an early-eve event tonight with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
A guest is joining me -- Fiona Cousins of TopMatch dating consultants in Brighton area :
http://www.brighton.topmatch-uk.com/service.html

Alas, my love-life is beyond redemption of course --- I still take chat-up guidance from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIoTgKmpN4

Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `this will help you pull' --- er, can anyone lend me a baby please ?? : http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM

Relationships Tutorial No. 20 : Its not me, its you : how to snare a millionaire

Its not me its you ?! ---- with thanks to miss Lily Allen for the title.
Well, I've been very stressed recently + hey, I'm not a piece of meat ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE

Dating & relationship coach advice available from Tammy James @ `its not you its me' :
http://itsnotyouitsme.co.uk/page3.html
where I guess we could dwell on what makes for being so unlucky-in-love.

Another dating-story from my bible on insights into the female psyche -- the Daily Mail femail section -- where `shop girl' Kim tells how she snared a millionaire :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1352664/How-marry-millionaire-Shop-girl-Kim-reinvented-land-rich-husband.html  She looks a hard-faced bitch ?!
I love you -- you pay the rent : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d0GARTk_Nk

Gosh -- I'm turning into such a grumpy old git --- maybe I shall turn to the `down with dating' club-night from the `Feeling Gloomy' boys (which is connected, ironically, to Superhero Accountancy HQ through our emphasis/expertise in entertainment/partying clients) :
http://www.downwithdating.com/index.html
http://www.feelinggloomy.com/

Sending best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

So darling -- I've got the brains, you've got the looks -- lets make lots of money ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyDK3UWzpo