Showing posts with label accountancy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label accountancy. Show all posts

Sunday, 17 April 2011

Superhero Brighton Accountant : -- We're in the Money -- Brother can you spare a Dime

We're in the money : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

Some funding sources have come-across my desk at Superhero Accountant HQ -- I'll share here :
For `social entrepreneurs' etc :
`Unlimited Advantage' : http://unltdadvantage.org.uk/
`Funding Circle' :  http://www.fundingcircle.com/
For Charity, not-for-profit organisations :
`Funding Central' : http://www.fundingcentral.org.uk/Default.aspx
`Awards for All' : http://www.awardsforall.org.uk/
Just floating these links out into blogging/twitterland --- if I can bring some joy, my efforts aint been in vain for nothing ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucg0ZLHY5eA

Other accountants are winding down for Eastertime.
Frankly, they are struggling from all those chocolate eggs etc --- if you said that you are making contact with a Superhero Accountant they would be pleased --- you'd be doing them a favour ?!

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Brother can you spare a dime : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4yT0KAMyo

Monday, 11 April 2011

3-2-1 & I'm back in the room : Elwood Wines

hello hello, I'm back again : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Msnt4lLm-g
er -- not in gary-glitter computer-perv stylie ...
I took a few days away from Twitterland --- just to chill quietly awhile.

Belated thanks to Elwood Wines -- who hosted a superb wine-tasting eve last Thursday :
http://twitter.com/#!/ElwoodWines --- I thoroughly recommend their events.

I enjoyed re-watching the `Would I Lie to You?' show currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00tcn01/Would_I_Lie_To_You_Series_4_Episode_3/
Keeley Hawes + Prof Brian Cox --- surreal moments approx 7 1/2 mins in with Kevin Bridges.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

starting all over again  : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q97ho7npMcU

Thursday, 24 March 2011

frisky-friday : if lovin you is wrong, I dont wanna be right

Frisky : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoKT900YbCc
"would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit "
really dear Chap -- its not exactly Cole Porter lyrics is it ?

I know this is neither the time nor place; but I've always loved you.
Blog-dating : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers, lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm.  My wife & kids dont understand me -- in fact they think I'm a feckless tosser :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAUCVbnDUg

Well --- at least let me sort those Accountancy & Tax matters as we head towards 31st March fiscal year-end. I promise not to mention my desires ever again --- or the 276 photo-images of you that line my office-desk ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Friday-night sad & lonely club --- members only :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XU5dxAAfzs

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

A day in the life of Superhero Accountant : Wednesay -- The VAT Inspector calls

The Taxman : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maz9ddxEQnM

I am hosting a VAT inspection at Superhero Accountant HQ -- on behalf of a theatre-production client.
I took time on Monday to carefully review the paperwork --- + will take the middle of today to host the meeting. These time-costs will not be recovered as fees --- its done to support & encourage our business-friend client.  We are not `the cheapest' Accountants --- but are certainly very generous in providing all necessary time to best assist our clients.

I would be pleased to make connections to assist other friendly businesses & individuals :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant

A day in the life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfrvY8zAL4A

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

Tinie, Dizzee, Jessie J --- what are they going on about ??

Really I say -- what incoherent drivel.
A far better exponent of that hippety-hop rap styling is Brighton & Hove's Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer -- laying down some Chap-hop flavours in clear pronounication :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t28COxEp2k
I `big-up' his album `flattery not included' -- most fine tunes indeed :
http://www.myspace.com/mrbthegentlemanrhymer
especially can I suggest listening to the track `Timothy' about his school-chum who became DJ Westwood : http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00drr1p

Superhero Accountant HQ comes outa the same ghetto-turf as Mr B -- the mean streets of Hove [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AfrfHvBl4 ] to take care of your Accy & Tax requirements. Go on darling -- take a few moments to sort things :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

What -- you're going to wait instead for Superman to rescue your finances ??
Well he's a fairy, I do suppose, flying through the air in panty-hose :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gD_CwF5YM

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

just admit you love me : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trd49Da0gf0

Tuesday, 8 February 2011

Tonight's winning Lottery Draw numbers : who wants to be a millionaire ?

money, money, money ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

Derren Brown appeared to me in a dream last night and he spoke your name in my ear. He gave me tonight's winning lottery numbers, too, so you can understand where my priorities lay when I raced to grab a notebook & pen ?!

Blog-dating : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers; seeks woman whose first name begins with S, or maybe F, and rhymes with chicken, and has a surname thats either a place in Shropshire or the title of a 1979 Earth, Wind & Fire track.
Shicken Boogiewonderland - I know you're reading this -- leave a reply and I'll share the £millions.
http://www.lottery.co.uk/news/derren-brown-lottery-prediction.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c

Alternatively -- rather than dreaming our money-worries away on the lottery -- may I offer that I could assist you with superhero-stylie accountancy & tax guidance -- I shall be pleased to help :  Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Best regards, Kx --- Superhero Accountant

Who wants to be a millionaire ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG6UllZwj9c

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

themeet140 : body-talk ; cracked acting

I'm attending a Twitterland meet-up event tomorrow locally in Brighton -- themeet140 -- I `retweeted' the details link.

NLP body-language consultants tell me that communication is 80% non-verbal --- so you need to get savvy with the signals people are sending out :
The Eyebrow Flash -- sure-fire indication someone fancies me --- or that their underwear is bunching-up.
Blinking -- fast blinking again shows they're hot-for-me --- or their eyes are stinging from the napalm effect of my `Rutting-Stag'** aftershave [** 1 litre bottles so cheap @ the 99p store].
Body-Talk : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K8DzhNBDFY

Until tomorrow then, --- sending regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Cracked Actor : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmFDRvNliNM

Monday, 10 January 2011

50 ways to leave your lover : 2 ways to change your accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Reach out, I'll be there : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7mVNfuY0c

Thursday, 6 January 2011

be my 2011 calendar-girl

Yes indeedy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V03f74P4_o
Blog-dating attempt 244 : M, eternally-39, lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm -- seeks calendar-girl to take him through 2011 ---- er, though probably not the boring monday to thursday `being-there-for-you' stuff  --- I've gotta be doing my Superhero Accountant saving-the-economy role. Who could resist ??!

Best regards into the weekend, Kx

unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LyOwsX0L0c

Sunday, 26 December 2010

Sale-time --- wooo, lets get some shoes

Thats right girlfriend -- lets get some shoes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

Well --- I'll call briefly at start of M&S Brighton store sale 8am this morning --- on my way towards Superhero Accountant HQ desk --- yes, getting back into the work groove at this hectic time of year for Accounts schedules & Tax Returns.
I notice some Accountants are closed until 4th January ? --- well, their choice of course but that seems quite traditional + less in-tune with businesses expecting to be active 24th December - 3rd January ??

I shall be pleased to connect with individuals & businesses in friendly stylie --- you could contact me through Twitter ( http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ) or message my mobile -- 07952 297971.
Oh -- by-the-way -- can I borrow that top ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPDl2g8Upvk

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant

Fashion : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA27aQZCQMk

Saturday, 25 December 2010

Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho

ITS CHRISTMAAAAASSSSSS : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8KT365wlA

I shall stay locally here in Brighton --- as the 4th-emergency-service I need to remain on-call for any Accountancy & Tax queries etc ??
If only there was a Superhero Accountant at the Nativity-scene ?? :
`Three wise men came bearing gifts ... ' --- well, maybe not so wise; if they hadn't considered the tax-advantages of Trust Funds etc ... ?
`Myrrh' --- its a bomb ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wR9rIc7jQw
`While shepherds watched their flocks by night ' --- oh no, get some financial-planning -- move out of shepherding + make it a golf-course ...
All gold-dust thoughts there ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOao69tp2bU

Sending very best wishes, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Have yourself a Merry Christmas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g4lY8Y3eoo

Friday, 10 December 2010

Dear Santa -- I want I want I want ....

Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh3h7qxYJBc
I attended a Xmas party launch of the newly revamped website for the lovely people at Castor & Pollux gallery on the beachfront at Brighton : http://www.castorandpollux.co.uk/
Lots of pressies to add to my christmas stocking -- please --- plus a generous voucher scheme to spend into next year ---- I want I want I want ...
I also want a ring -- I don't mean on the phone : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

Chillin awhile in central Brighton last night -- I met by chance the gorgeous Laura Evans, at her office-xmas-drinks outing --- lovely to chat and hear how well she is settling at Makemedia :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/members/laura-evans

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef --- bringing you Superhero Accountancy plus The Power of Love :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw

Monday, 29 November 2010

puttin on the style : je t'adore Dior

puttin' on the style : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3l_oH8Fwt0

I noticed a gorgeous blue-overcoat in The Sussex Beacon charity-shop @ George Street Hove.
Bought it -- then the nice assistant guy discreetly told me its a Christian Dior -- yes indeed, label + lining confirms -- big thrill -- + for an excellent cause : http://www.sussexbeacon.org.uk/

I sashay along imagining I must look like Cary Grant ? - though Dick Emery as `Camp Clarence' is probably closer to the vibe ! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb4aRv16R-E
Well, I'm enjoying being snug in these cold wintery days.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- damn right sugar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2cHkMwzOiM

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Tomorrow's winning Lottery Draw numbers

money, money, money ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

Derren Brown appeared to me in a dream last night and he spoke your name in my ear. He gave me the winning lottery numbers, too, so you can understand where my priorities lay when I raced to grab a notebook & pen ?!

Blog-dating : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers; seeks woman whose first name begins with S, or maybe F, and rhymes with chicken, and has a surname thats either a place in Shropshire or the title of a 1979 Earth, Wind & Fire track.
Shicken Boogiewonderland - I know you're reading this -- leave a reply and I'll share the £millions.
http://www.lottery.co.uk/news/derren-brown-lottery-prediction.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c

Alternatively -- rather than dreaming our money-worries away on the lottery -- may I offer that I could assist you with superhero-stylie accountancy & tax guidance -- I shall be pleased to help.

Best regards, Kx
accykeef --- superhero accountant
So talented, its a kind of magic ?!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXyK_blEzqY