My perfect cousin ---- Sean, the hunky leather-clad superhero AA-breakdown biker

My perfect cousin : http://youtu.be/w0MCti-LBFg

This week --- arriving back at Superhero Accountants HQ from an afternoon seminar update in Accountancy & Audit ---- I told my colleagues to `go on ahead' while I lingered outside the building to make dreaming-eyes at a gorgeous leather-clad biker-guy ...Cue later office-gossip enquiries "Who was that ??" ---- well, my perfect cousin Sean.

The AA-recovery service is trialling having a guy tooled-up on a heavy-duty superbike, to be based in Brighton ---- rushing around keeping the roads clear from stranded folks and generally adding to the eye-candy ambiance in his AA-yellow splendour.

Sean is that guy ---- when he is not being AA-man he spends family-time with his lovely children, donates his `free-time' to be a volunteer emergency-despatch motorbike-guy getting vital life-or-death supplies to hospitals for operations ---- and sometimes even calls-in to help my mother with home-maintenance problems when she needs to `get a man in' (+ of course her feckless son is of no use ...).

So ---- if you see him around Brighton, give Sean a friendly wave ----- + hey bitch, keep yr flirty-hands-off my perfect cousin while he goes about his superhero tasks.

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

No car or home repair skills whatsoever
---- a lifetime wasted on teenage kicks :
http://youtu.be/oskM5XD_Yc4

Valentines to-do-list point 1 : dump that non-loving Accountant & get some Superhero-action onto your business team

Get those half-term late-stay-up children to bed NOW --- this is our time ...
Theres feelings I've been trying to hold back for soooo long :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uj2wO4gsfM

Frankly darling, you've indulged that Accountant for too long : --- they never call ; their office/attire is shabby ; they're a drain on your efforts & finances ----- its time to move onwards.

Just reach out & I'll be there ?!  : http://youtu.be/2EaflX0MWRo

Kx --- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Or message me on 07952 297971

Superhero Brighton Accountant : -- We're in the Money -- Brother can you spare a Dime

We're in the money : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

Some funding sources have come-across my desk at Superhero Accountant HQ -- I'll share here :
For `social entrepreneurs' etc :
`Unlimited Advantage' : http://unltdadvantage.org.uk/
`Funding Circle' :  http://www.fundingcircle.com/
For Charity, not-for-profit organisations :
`Funding Central' : http://www.fundingcentral.org.uk/Default.aspx
`Awards for All' : http://www.awardsforall.org.uk/
Just floating these links out into blogging/twitterland --- if I can bring some joy, my efforts aint been in vain for nothing ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucg0ZLHY5eA

Other accountants are winding down for Eastertime.
Frankly, they are struggling from all those chocolate eggs etc --- if you said that you are making contact with a Superhero Accountant they would be pleased --- you'd be doing them a favour ?!

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Brother can you spare a dime : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4yT0KAMyo

Superhero Brighton Accountant --- hey World, here I ammmmmmmmm...

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we head into new week at end-of-fiscal-year 31st March/5th April time --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ? My time-cost fees-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes. You'd be doing me a favour by keeping Good Time Charlie away from any idle moments turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0

The Artiness of Naughtiness

Onwards from yesterday's meet with Shend --- I listened to BBC Radio 4 programme from last friday presented by (Shend's buddy) locally-based TV/radio presenter + photographer Toby Amies :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zt4gz/The_Artiness_of_Naughtiness/
intriguing to listen --- in particular, fast fwd to 9 1/2 mins in where theres a prank-call which goes wrong in cringy-style.
http://www.tobyamies.co.uk/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

On the Eighth Day the machine got upset : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBkvcQEGq9k

frisky-friday : dontcha wish your Accountant woz Hot like me ?!

Blog-dating : M, eternally-39,
more Batman than boy-Robin :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcbbOYcEz88

Easing towards friday-eve --- to chill awhile with the Chamber of Commerce Pussycat-Dolls ...
Maybe onwards to disco-night at Brighton Ballroom : http://www.brightonballroom.com/whats-on/
burn baby burn at the Disco Inferno : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li_rLudMcck

I was amused to view on BBCi player the episode 1 of Pop's Greatest Dance Crazes  : http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0101jgy/Pops_Greatest_Dance_Crazes_Cutdowns_Episode_1/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

thinks he's a man, but he's only a boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TXoGjYO7TY

old red eyes is back

Old red eyes is back : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sNffR-yTA4
I'm going to see Paul Heaton's gig tonight at Concorde 2 Brighton : http://www.concorde2.co.uk/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Superhero HQ -- where its always Happy Hour :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ehden6aPl0

Hungry like the Wolf : Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps)

I saw DVD of film `The Wolfman' : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnDI57Uucrc
excess body-hair, dishevelled attire , irrational temper-tantrums etc -- I could rock-that-look
I'm hungry, so hungry ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
though I guess that if you look like Benicio del Toro its a broodingly-magnificent vibe, if not you appear a nutter jacked-up on Special Brew ??

Rather than angry wolfman, my transformation of course is into AccyKeef Superhero to save the UK economy ---- I shall be thrilled to chat.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1xJFPmBDUY

Shake, Rattle & Roll with the STOMP guys

The STOMP show is at Brighton Dome this week of course --- I shall attend tonight's show.
I've mentioned before that Stomp links to the expertise at Superhero Accountant HQ --- + I was at school with the co-founder, Luke Cresswell.
Luke dropped-out to go busking, and we knew nothing would come of that ... ?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US7c9ASVfNc

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Shake Rattle & Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQweaS328bc

I never spent much time in skool --- but women have taught be plenty ...

I received a brochure for vocational & leisure courses at East Brighton's Whitehawk Inn venue --- they seem to have a good selection of interesting subjects -- to learn new hobbies or top-up workplace computer-skills etc : http://www.whinn.org.uk/how-can-we-help/#courses
Enrolment from end-of-March for summer courses.

Gearing-up towards the new working-week.
My planned work-schedule includes : dealing-with Accounts & Tax for a freelance TV/film camera-operator company; similar work for a commercial-contracts-cleaning company; hopefully meeting a guy from newly-commenced local plumbing & heating business; maybe guiding a non-UK-national lady on the best procedures for her planned new venture in health-beauty sector -- but this plan can change of course.  Maybe this will be the week you'll contact-me ??
You & me linking-in --- what a wonderful world that would be :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5taPhvqbXE

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Curtain-Up on new working-week --- making an entrance again with my usual flair

Send in the Clowns : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoHBUtGMxFs

A lovely chilled weekend eases into new working-week of saving the UK economy at Superhero Accountant HQ to the tunes of Van Morrison with Chet Baker & John Lee Hooker etc.

Gloria : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi2EgyZo2Pw
Madame George : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jylIDYMws-g

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Saturday-night love-action

One ticket please : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6NVnKFyY24

This blog now has webcam features to follow my transformation into saturday-night stud-muffin mode : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Invc4F6J_kQ

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Love Action : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgMhMRC4Fr8

Dating Tutorial No. 21 : Where do you go to my lovely ??

Your clothes are all made by Balmain, and theres diamonds & pearls in your hair :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_dduKiZb6w
My clothes are chosen by Matron, and theres last night's trifle-dessert in my hair.
Blog-Dating box-no 243 : M, size 9 in slippers, WLTM Parisien style free-loving cutie.

I'm attending an early-eve event tonight with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
A guest is joining me -- Fiona Cousins of TopMatch dating consultants in Brighton area :
http://www.brighton.topmatch-uk.com/service.html

Alas, my love-life is beyond redemption of course --- I still take chat-up guidance from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIoTgKmpN4

Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `this will help you pull' --- er, can anyone lend me a baby please ?? : http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM

very very drunk --- I have got to give it up

I have got to give it up : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svg_tvwW4po

Partying Thurs, Friday & Saturday --- then Sunday spent watching trashy TV **
 I was very very drunk ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm09d4z65Bg
[** Live at the Apollo currently on BBCi player -- Lenny Henry excerpt 17 1/2 mins in :
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00mq77v/Live_at_the_Apollo_Series_4_Best_of_Series_4/ ]

Obviously I ought to shape-up + aim my Superhero Accountancy powers towards saving the UK economy.   Message me + lets get things sorted.

Best regards, Kx --- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Current TV -- how to be a Superhero :
http://current.com/shows/infomania/92382090_fat-morons-in-spandex-viral-video-film-school.htm

Tinie, Dizzee, Jessie J --- what are they going on about ??

Really I say -- what incoherent drivel.
A far better exponent of that hippety-hop rap styling is Brighton & Hove's Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer -- laying down some Chap-hop flavours in clear pronounication :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t28COxEp2k
I `big-up' his album `flattery not included' -- most fine tunes indeed :
http://www.myspace.com/mrbthegentlemanrhymer
especially can I suggest listening to the track `Timothy' about his school-chum who became DJ Westwood : http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00drr1p

Superhero Accountant HQ comes outa the same ghetto-turf as Mr B -- the mean streets of Hove [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AfrfHvBl4 ] to take care of your Accy & Tax requirements. Go on darling -- take a few moments to sort things :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

What -- you're going to wait instead for Superman to rescue your finances ??
Well he's a fairy, I do suppose, flying through the air in panty-hose :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gD_CwF5YM

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

just admit you love me : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trd49Da0gf0

cold-sweats & trying not to cry --- visiting the dentist & accountant ??

Cold Sweat : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni5ELUVM2eI

Appointment at dentist today reminds me that maybe people have similar foreboding when visiting their accountant ??  You have a non-speaking role, its painful to sit there + uncertain how costly its going to be; plus you're likely to get told-off for spending the petty cash on sweeties ... ??
Rather than suffer this, you may sign-up with some wanky `online accountant' who you don't have to visit (+ has no idea what your hopes & concerns are etc) -- or you may spend precious productive time attempting to learn tax-rules yourself (would you drill teeth yourself also -- I don't think so ) ??

It doesn't have to be a horrid experience --- I shall be pleased to chat to individuals & businesses; to work with them in achieving their aims in friendly non-stuffy & non-costly vibe.
Larger-sized Companies or Charities too --- colleagues at Superhero Accountant HQ are `Registered Auditors' -- so can carry out necessary independent reviews required by legislation. Message me --- I'd be thrilled to hear your hopes.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Dentist Dentist --- I've got a bad case of loving you :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNLfQkHQlE8

Back 2 College : Enterprise Thursdays at Sussex University

I never spent much time in skool --- but women have taught me plenty ... ?!!

I'm tempted to attend the `Enterprise Thursdays' event @ Sussex University early-eve today :
http://www.sussex.ac.uk/enterprise/internal/thursdays/spring-2011
`How to do Business Online' discussion chaired by Fay from Diosa Media :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/members/fay-macdonald

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

You & Me -- What a Wonderful World that would be ?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5taPhvqbXE

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- working from 9 'til way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda.

Best regards, Kx --- I shall be pleased to chat to you
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef , Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Me & Mrs Jones

I saw `The Dilemma' film : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3932
Good to watch the message of this film --- well, when I wasn't flirty-txting `Mrs Jones' --- ironic ?!  Vince Vaughn is excellent I thought --- + Winona Ryder also.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Amy & Mr Jones : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtajrTlUhN8

Superhero sidekick Cameron Diaz

I saw `The Green Hornet -- 3D' film : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3912
its shite --- I'm not a fan of Seth Rogen --- I think Cameron Diaz should come be my superhero-sidekick. Best stick with the original TV series, featuring Bruce Lee as `Kato' : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsO7Xr6njMA

Office-focused again this weekend --- to get those Tax Returns safely submitted --- though maybe chill awhile late eve at Komedia retro-club : http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/126511311/events

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Saving the Universe from Tax worries : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNIVpMXHqlk