Saviour of the Universe --- well, of Hove actually : Failing at the first banking

Saviour of the Universe : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q

Well, of Hove actually ...
At last month's AGM for Hove Business Association, I was appointed Treasurer :
http://www.hovebiz.com/  Its an honour to be nominated for such a role.

Of course I don't just restrict my radar to Brighton & Hove --- I'm pleased to connect with businesses & individuals throughout Southern England, London & beyond in offering easy-going friendly & speedy assistance.

[ I don't want this tale to infer any lack of suitability for the Treasurer role, but ---- ]
 I went to bank the accumulated cheques this lunchtime --- I presented the Lloyds TSB paying-in book at the counter and the young lady said "er, this is the HSBC Bank" --- oops ...

Anyhow -- with the aim to squeeze some useful info into this lightweight-blog; I'll share some funding sources which have come-across my desk at Superhero Accountant HQ  :
For `social entrepreneurs' etc :
`Unlimited Advantage' : http://unltdadvantage.org.uk/
`Funding Circle' :  http://www.fundingcircle.com/
For Charity, not-for-profit organisations :
`Funding Central' : http://www.fundingcentral.org.uk/Default.aspx
`Awards for All' : http://www.awardsforall.org.uk/
Just floating these links out into blogging/twitterland --- if I can bring some joy, my efforts aint been in vain for nothing ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucg0ZLHY5eA

Sending best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

D'ya wanna get up & Jam : http://youtu.be/_3qs_LqcalM

Election Hustings -- Vote B'Stard

rabbit rabbit rabbit : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1fOZjiDaw4
Tonight, I'm attending the Local Election Hustings hosted by Bton & Hove Chamber of Commerce : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/the-big-debate-hustings
Vote B'Stard : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPvH_hq5WrE

Last night I saw Killing Bono film : http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s71/Brighton/m12878/Killing_Bono/
watchable for awhile --- but I thought it a bit over-long.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Blogtastic Superhero --- always disappointing & leaving a bad taste in your mouth :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh-ACkYmdc4

The Love-me-or-Hate-me Quiz : Snog ? Marry ? Avoid ?

Tony Bowall took some images of me :
http://twitter.com/#!/SnowyBeachHuts
we connected through Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce
such a kind & groovy guy.

So -- its Quiz-time --- heres one of the images :

d'ya wanna :
A -- snog ? --- well, message me on 07952 297971 --- I'll polish-up my best dentures + ...
B -- marry ? --- er, not really boyfriend/husband material
C -- avoid ? --- fine, I wont take it personally ----- much :
                       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLlOzYM8gak

I recommend you contact Tony + go chill awhile at his gorgeous bohemian-vibe studio-space in Third Avenue, just down from Hove Town Hall.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

stick it in yer family-album : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKH-BJ5rO4

frisky-friday : dontcha wish your Accountant woz Hot like me ?!

Blog-dating : M, eternally-39,
more Batman than boy-Robin :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcbbOYcEz88

Easing towards friday-eve --- to chill awhile with the Chamber of Commerce Pussycat-Dolls ...
Maybe onwards to disco-night at Brighton Ballroom : http://www.brightonballroom.com/whats-on/
burn baby burn at the Disco Inferno : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li_rLudMcck

I was amused to view on BBCi player the episode 1 of Pop's Greatest Dance Crazes  : http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0101jgy/Pops_Greatest_Dance_Crazes_Cutdowns_Episode_1/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

thinks he's a man, but he's only a boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TXoGjYO7TY

`Ride the Wave' event for arts/creative connections -- just like Elton & David at the baby-making-clinic, we've gotta pull together ... ?!

Lets Stick Together : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9EbR0ckb40

I'm attending `Ride the Wave' initiative event for arts/creative connections tonight :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/the-trading-post-how-reframe-skills-you-offer
hosted through Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Can't let go : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh87iYAGHNM

Lets get Physical --- The Manor Brighton + 2012 Olympics preparations

Lets get Physical : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0e1Y5FXNWs

I've taken a trustee-role (as joint-Chair with best-friend Miss T) at East Brighton community venue `The Manor' : http://themanorbrighton.com/ . The website is somewhat out-of-date, but gives a flavour of whats on there --- community sports clubs, plus dance & movement, occasional parties/events, and cool-quirky people like a circus-skills troupe and Sussex Rapier School  http://www.hadesign.co.uk/SRS/ .  I originally got involved in 2005 when the venue was assigned to the community + refurbished with grant-funding --- I left once it was successfully re-launched --- now I'm back + proud to be a trustee again.

Early-eve today, I'm attending the Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce featured event at Brighton Museum & Art Gallery previewing the preparation for 2012 Olympics : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/2012-strategy-group-preview-event

I shall be thrilled to make connections with individuals & businesses :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

So Macho : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6qrn5wgfgk

Days of Wine & Cheese --- plus stylish Jazz

Days of Wine & Roses : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn672F2P73E

Excited to have a place at Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce `Cheese & Wine' sampling event this Thursday 17th : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/chamber-wine-and-cheese-evening-with-profitnet  -- joint-event with the University of Brighton Profitnet-programme members.
Places are now fully-allocated --- though I would commend the `Enterprise Thursday' event also that eve as an excellent alternative : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/enterprise-thursday-sussex-born-and-bread

These events finish mid-eve --- can I suggest the perfect continuation is relaxing with stylish jazz & elegant drinks at The Grand Hotel lounge : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/news/new-jazz-nights-the-grand
Please come join me awhile in this most iconic venue.

Best regards, Kx

Now you has Jazz : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyHNaemkJtE

Strike a Pose --- Hove

Hove : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AfrfHvBl4
Groovy guy Terry Garoghan -- theres a link with him at Superhero Accountant HQ.

I'm attending the Hove Business Association party tonight @ Sussex County Cricket Ground : http://www.hovebiz.com/index.php/hba-christmas-new-year-party/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Sorting the tax stuff ---- faster than a ray-of-light :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4tD8dy9Reg

Christmas is all around : if you really love me, c'mon n let it snow ...

Christmas is all around : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Q_bq07GVs

Fabulous to catch-up with friends at Chamber of Commerce Xmas Party last night.
I awoke from a dream --- its 1am in a bar + I'm Michael Flatulence, Irish-dancing to The Pogues with the delicious Fay from Diosa Media ... http://diosamedia.com/index.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVxJ3iDrdmw

Partying into the weekend --- tonight = meeting Kroon Kat Gordon for an early-eve meal at Cote Brasserie then onwards to `The Diva in Me' @ Brighton Dome Pavilion Theatre --- probably drinks + possibly club-nte `White Mink' at Brighton Ballroom :
http://www.cote-restaurants.co.uk/Cote_Brighton.html
http://www.brightondome.org/events/The-Diva-in-Me/3821
http://www.brightonballroom.com/
Kroon Kat Gordon ran the wonderful Kroon Kat Lounge club-night : http://kroonkat.com/
Plus he acts & is a `character' in commercials etc -- eg, as the bar-man in Guinness advert here :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69MpLiYhsXw + : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgfU_Tkb4mQ

Best regards, Kx : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- no sleep till Xmas

Let it snow : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAw-9npi3Z4

life is a cabaret : xmas partying with the Chamber of Commerce

what good is sitting alone in your room ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moOamKxW844
I'm attending the Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce Christmas Cabaret party tonight :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/chamber-christmas-cabaret

best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- making the world go 'round :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

Dear Santa -- I want I want I want ....

Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh3h7qxYJBc
I attended a Xmas party launch of the newly revamped website for the lovely people at Castor & Pollux gallery on the beachfront at Brighton : http://www.castorandpollux.co.uk/
Lots of pressies to add to my christmas stocking -- please --- plus a generous voucher scheme to spend into next year ---- I want I want I want ...
I also want a ring -- I don't mean on the phone : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

Chillin awhile in central Brighton last night -- I met by chance the gorgeous Laura Evans, at her office-xmas-drinks outing --- lovely to chat and hear how well she is settling at Makemedia :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/members/laura-evans

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef --- bringing you Superhero Accountancy plus The Power of Love :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw

rainy night in Shoreham : Reviewing the Situation

I went to see Ron Moody @ Shoreham, Ropetackle venue -- for City Books event :
 http://www.ropetacklecentre.co.uk/products/ron-moody-presented-by-city-books/17767
Lovely to hear him talk -- though he's now a significant age (mid-80s) -- he still has passion to perform & entertain. All things considered & `reviewing the situation' ; it was fab :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9Ea9NFyyM

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- its a fine life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYTUtOTYEb0

rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit ...

you're just the type of girl to break my heart in two -- but how was I to know you'd bend my ear-holes too :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1fOZjiDaw4

I attended Brighton arts/media community event `The Space' : http://www.thespace.uk.com/
to see mockney geezer Chas Hodges ---- plus the beautiful Barbara McQueen.
I recommend these evenings --- fab that the Space gang host such events (next month, December, I believe theres guests Frank Skinner + Barry Norman).

Best regards, Kx
Superhero to assist you --- what more could you want ??
oh daaarlin' , aint no pleasing you :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkt8E2Ul-Xw

enough about you, lets talk about me

Respect to Boogaloo Stu for the title :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHyr1tZRiTA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg_G7DLxrhM
Yes, Brighton super-glam style -- look & learn Lady friggin Gaga.

I attended Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce breakfast on friday;
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/home
They,ve given me a glambassador role -- welcoming new guests etc.
Obviously I talk on & on at them all about my superhero-accountancy ?!
Oh yes --- I'll be a narcissistic networking-party-host 4 u :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p79JKclG-oc

The previous evening, I had attended modern dance production `7734' by the Jasmin Vardimon Company at Brighton Dome :  http://jasminvardimon.com/
I caught-up on news & gossip awhile with Andrew Kay of Latest magazine :  http://thelatest.co.uk/7/

I enjoyed chillin to BBCi player feature `Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child' :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00tw2db/Jimi_Hendrix_Voodoo_Child/
Excellent 1960s US & UK footage weaved around his lifestory.

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant
99-miles-an-hour babe is the speed I drive ----- er, if I had a car :
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUCNsZXCd58

going underground --- exit through the gift shop

Some people might say my life is in a rut : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0cNuSsxXxI 

I went on a Brighton Sewers Tour : http://www.southernwater.co.uk/homeAndLeisure/daysOut/brightonSewerTours/
not really my 1st choice outing ---- + probably not the best venue for a romantic-date ?! --- but I guess its necessary that I know about such things in my superhero Eco-Warrior role.
I am pleased that theres such blokey-guys dedicating their lives to the intricacies of the local sewer-system.
Comment from a colleague : "ooh, get me something from the gift shop" ?!

best regards, Kx
superhero accountant
saving the UK economy -- from the floorboards up :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBz3wgXpoU

the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw

Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
Oh how the ravages of partying turn delusional hopes of effecting a Cary Grant stylie demeanour into a wasted Mickey Rourke visage !!
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm

This time I'm going to get healthy --- health-store foods, diet-coke no bourbon-whiskey ...
I am attending health & nutrition seminar event in Brighton tomorrow evening -- organised by Lucy @ LGM Nutrition : http://www.lgmnutrition.com/

Yes indeedy -- mr hot-hunk will soon be appearing in blog-dating :
Don't let distance come between us. Or metal bars & restricted access.
Write now to bubbly (others say `maximum security' but what do they know ?) M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers -- before Matron's magic sweeties wear off.
Can't give you anything but my love??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ithme_J1b6w

Come join me at the seminar -- afterwards we can get some beers & a kebab ... ??

Best regards, Kx
accykeef -- superhero accountant

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

lil old wine drinker me

Have passed-aside my evenings of superhero accountancy studies to attend networking events -- at `Sussex Property Networking Club' last night + Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce with `Deans Business Club' tonight.
 http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/home
http://www.sussexpnc.com/
http://www.deansbusinessclub.co.uk/

Sharing the networking-love -- in `Nicky Haslam' fruity-uncle in-the-town vibe ...
I am the new Jerry Hall : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lxt14grmqk

best regards, Kx

and they say whos that fool in the corner, crying ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ptWCfjJS1E

come dine with me ?

Catching-up with last week's `come dine with me' from Brighton :
http://www.channel4.com/food/on-tv/come-dine-with-me/series-6/brighton/index.html
never the most refined guests on this TV show -- bile & spite usually figure-large ?
the Brighton gang seemed quite entertaining -- though must admit viewing mostly on fast-fwd.

Dinner is so 1980s daaarling -- instead, I recommend breakfast with Bton & Hove Chamber of Commerce : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/home
I've recently been assigned a `Chamber Ambassador' role --- which I interpret in vibe of Louie Spence @ Pineapple Dance Studio -- "has no discernible skills - just let him float around in camp stylie" ? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89f5B9-1yyI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcQwTihEVso
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwtmtWfYJWc

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

so successful, I scare Wall St to death : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0e72zhGlc