Welcome to my World : http://youtu.be/uEktDpa9wSE
Based in Brighton & Hove, I shall be pleased to assist you in accountancy services, tax advice & financial guidance to encourage & support your business hopes. Individuals & newly commenced ventures or established businesses considering a new focus on finances -- I welcome you to contact me on 07952 297971 or Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
For pro-active & non-stuffy help to work alongside you, I shall be pleased to have a no-pressure initial chat.
This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a well-established Chartered Accountants Firm who are also Registered Auditors and can offer wide-list of expertise in Accounts, Tax, Book-Keeping & Payroll services etc.
I enjoy socialising of course + attending concerts & theatre etc [check my twitterings] . My `artistic-bent' started at school/college ; enjoying many evenings blowing trombone (er, thats not a euphemism) through to the Brighton Youth Orchestra etc. In superhero-stylie I work & play hard ---- staying out far-too-late & getting into mischief, when work-commitments allow.
I would be thrilled to connect with arts/creative businesses --- also fashion, retail ventures etc ---- though not exclusively. I'd be pleased to meet for an initial chat, if you wish to message me through twitter or my mobile.
I have expertise in assisting Charities & Not-for-profit organisations ---- plus for many years I've linked-in as a trustee of a local sports & community-meeting venue.
Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Superhero Accountant based in Brighton & Hove --saving the UK economy from his office-desk -- while also socialising, mischief-making & failing to act-his-age.
Showing posts with label brighton tax. Show all posts
Showing posts with label brighton tax. Show all posts
Saturday, 5 January 2013
Tuesday, 11 December 2012
Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine --- wanky email Xmas-animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here
No more wanky email Xmas-animated-greetings please --- they're lazy + not `comedy' --- bah humbug :
Also --- those `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT
Anyhow -- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI
Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Also --- those `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT
Anyhow -- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI
Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Wednesday, 28 November 2012
Ziggy played guitar -- but only 'cause he'd lost his bugle
Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle ...
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with that uncompleted Tax Return ?!
The deadline for submitting a paper-copy Tax Return has ended (on 31st Oct).
I'd be pleased to liaise with you to submit online to meet the 31st January deadline for online Tax Returns.
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfCFU3Mqww
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with that uncompleted Tax Return ?!
The deadline for submitting a paper-copy Tax Return has ended (on 31st Oct).
I'd be pleased to liaise with you to submit online to meet the 31st January deadline for online Tax Returns.
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfCFU3Mqww
Tuesday, 11 September 2012
offering reduced Accountancy & Tax Return assistance to socially-connected businesses ---- 50% off ? 100% off ?!
These next few weeks into autumn, I'd like to offer to business-friends that we work together ---- with me discounting your Accountancy & Tax Return fees from present level ---- say 50% reduction ---- or even potentially 100% reduction in fees. You could put the fees savings towards an autumn-time holiday-break this year ?
Whats your part of the arrangement ? ---- well, I'm realising business-friends have good social-connections in Twitterland and social-networking ---- and I hope may assist in raising my profile ---- in non-pushy laid-back stylie.
I hope thats a reasonable suggestion ? ---- potentially you could enjoy free Accy & Tax Returns for 1 twitterland mention ... ?!
This is a genuine offer ---- please contact me + I can outline formally my offer ---- with hopes we can connect together ---- discretion of course that if it doesn't sound right for you then carry-on with your present Accountant.
This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a friendly Chartered Accountants Firm long-established in Brighton & Hove.
Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Whats your part of the arrangement ? ---- well, I'm realising business-friends have good social-connections in Twitterland and social-networking ---- and I hope may assist in raising my profile ---- in non-pushy laid-back stylie.
I hope thats a reasonable suggestion ? ---- potentially you could enjoy free Accy & Tax Returns for 1 twitterland mention ... ?!
This is a genuine offer ---- please contact me + I can outline formally my offer ---- with hopes we can connect together ---- discretion of course that if it doesn't sound right for you then carry-on with your present Accountant.
This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a friendly Chartered Accountants Firm long-established in Brighton & Hove.
Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Monday, 11 June 2012
They call it Stormy Monday,Tuesday looks just as bad ??
Fed up with Stormy Monday + not looking fwd to tmrw ... http://youtu.be/BCqEzfWrXfM
Crap start to the working-week ?? ---- well, its probs not helped by that dreary Accountant you seem to perservering with ... ??
I'd be pleased to assist.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Monday-night sad-&-lonely Twitter-club
Its members only : http://youtu.be/-XU5dxAAfzs
Crap start to the working-week ?? ---- well, its probs not helped by that dreary Accountant you seem to perservering with ... ??
I'd be pleased to assist.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Monday-night sad-&-lonely Twitter-club
Its members only : http://youtu.be/-XU5dxAAfzs
Monday, 19 March 2012
Assisting Tutors & Coaches with disclosure of earnings to HMRC under Tax Catch Up Plan
The Tax Office had launched a `Tax Catch Up Plan' for Tutors & Coaches to disclose past years' undisclosed & untaxed Income & Gains. Tutors & Coaches may work in education, sport & leisure or music.The Tax Office website details are here : http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/ris/tcup/introduction.htm
The incentive to make a disclosure is the offered reduction in penalties by the Tax Office.
In essence, this is a voluntary disclosure opportunity; followed by Tax Office proposed enquiries towards those who have chosen not to disclose past untaxed earnings. The HMRC compliance strategy teams have collected information from the internet on those offering tutoring & coaching & music lessons etc. Also, my tutor-friends tell me that the Tax Office has written to schools/colleges requesting details of tutors, coaches, music-instructors/performers.
I have been assisting clients with this disclosure process ---- though the scheme is ending on 31st March..
If business-friends wish to contact me on finalising the disclosure process, I would help of course.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
The incentive to make a disclosure is the offered reduction in penalties by the Tax Office.
In essence, this is a voluntary disclosure opportunity; followed by Tax Office proposed enquiries towards those who have chosen not to disclose past untaxed earnings. The HMRC compliance strategy teams have collected information from the internet on those offering tutoring & coaching & music lessons etc. Also, my tutor-friends tell me that the Tax Office has written to schools/colleges requesting details of tutors, coaches, music-instructors/performers.
I have been assisting clients with this disclosure process ---- though the scheme is ending on 31st March..
If business-friends wish to contact me on finalising the disclosure process, I would help of course.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Wednesday, 22 February 2012
50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant
50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
So the February Valentines Loved-Up vibe has somewhat faded ??
In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc
You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.
I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Reach out, I'll be there : http://youtu.be/Ky5_WeQWfeY
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
So the February Valentines Loved-Up vibe has somewhat faded ??
In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc
You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.
I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Reach out, I'll be there : http://youtu.be/Ky5_WeQWfeY
Tuesday, 14 February 2012
Overdue Tax Returns : Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle
Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that overdue Tax Return ?!
Some 2011 Tax Returns are still arriving on my office-desk ---- clients have been too work-focused to get their financial-info assembled up to January ----- plus the £100 31st Jan deadline penalty is not a significant reprimand for high-earning tax-payers.
Penalties become more painful from end of February onwards --- with penalty amounts based on %age of outstanding tax due http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm
I would be pleased to offer assistance to business-friends on finalising their personal Tax Returns --- or looking at any Tax Office enquiries arising from info submitted to meet the January deadline.
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
message me on 07952 297971
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that overdue Tax Return ?!
Some 2011 Tax Returns are still arriving on my office-desk ---- clients have been too work-focused to get their financial-info assembled up to January ----- plus the £100 31st Jan deadline penalty is not a significant reprimand for high-earning tax-payers.
Penalties become more painful from end of February onwards --- with penalty amounts based on %age of outstanding tax due http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm
I would be pleased to offer assistance to business-friends on finalising their personal Tax Returns --- or looking at any Tax Office enquiries arising from info submitted to meet the January deadline.
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
message me on 07952 297971
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk
Tuesday, 24 January 2012
Tax Return deadline : Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle
Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that uncompleted Tax Return ?!
Its into final 7-days lead-up to filing Tax Returns online by 31st January deadline :
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm
Workload at Superhero Accountants HQ is very time-pressured --- we are now only assisting existing business-friends on their personal Tax Returns. Any Twitterland friends wishing for a bit of guidance ---- I will of course try to assist if you get in touch (including weekend-working at office-desk) --- message me on 07952 297971
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that uncompleted Tax Return ?!
Its into final 7-days lead-up to filing Tax Returns online by 31st January deadline :
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm
Workload at Superhero Accountants HQ is very time-pressured --- we are now only assisting existing business-friends on their personal Tax Returns. Any Twitterland friends wishing for a bit of guidance ---- I will of course try to assist if you get in touch (including weekend-working at office-desk) --- message me on 07952 297971
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk
Friday, 20 January 2012
Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- weekend-time working from 9 'til way-past-5
Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.
Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971
Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY
Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.
Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971
Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- working from 9 'til way-past-5
Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.
Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971
Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY
Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.
Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971
Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY
Wednesday, 4 January 2012
Tutors & Coaches have until Jan 6th to register with HMRC under Tax Catch Up Plan
The Tax Office had launched a `Tax Catch Up Plan' for Tutors & Coaches to disclose past years' undisclosed & untaxed Income & Gains. Tutors & Coaches may work in education, sport & leisure or music.
The deadline to register with the Tax Office, notifying your intention to disclose past receipts is 6th January this week.
The Tax Office website details are here : http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/ris/tcup/introduction.htm
The incentive to make a disclosure is the offered reduction in penalties by the Tax Office.
In essence, this is a voluntary disclosure opportunity, followed by Tax Office proposed enquiries towards those who have chosen not to disclose past untaxed earnings. The HMRC compliance strategy teams have collected information from the internet on those offering tutoring & coaching & music lessons etc. Also, my tutor-friends tell me that the Tax Office has written to schools/colleges requesting details of tutors, coaches, music-instructors/performers.
I am assisting clients with this disclosure process ---- to meet the 6th January notification-deadline. If business-friends wish to contact me, I would help of course.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
The deadline to register with the Tax Office, notifying your intention to disclose past receipts is 6th January this week.
The Tax Office website details are here : http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/ris/tcup/introduction.htm
The incentive to make a disclosure is the offered reduction in penalties by the Tax Office.
In essence, this is a voluntary disclosure opportunity, followed by Tax Office proposed enquiries towards those who have chosen not to disclose past untaxed earnings. The HMRC compliance strategy teams have collected information from the internet on those offering tutoring & coaching & music lessons etc. Also, my tutor-friends tell me that the Tax Office has written to schools/colleges requesting details of tutors, coaches, music-instructors/performers.
I am assisting clients with this disclosure process ---- to meet the 6th January notification-deadline. If business-friends wish to contact me, I would help of course.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Sunday, 1 January 2012
Its the end of the party; and the morning seems so grey ...
As we say goodbye to New Year relaxation-times :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM
I'm heading into office-desk HQ today to clear messages ahead of hectic January work-pressures ---- I received a text last night "this matter is urgent, but you wont be there...!" -- ha, how very dare they confuse us with non-Superhero Accountants.
Assigning the email-deluge of viagra services into junk-file --- I must remind helpful girlfriends to stop sending those links ...
I guess its NY Resolutions time -- I shall make efforts to swerve the junk-foods + hopefully get earlier to bed sometimes.
Realising its a very difficult position in the economy at present --- I would be pleased to chat to business-friends & offer any assistance that may be of help.
With hopes that we can be happy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Embracing 2012 at full cavalry-charge --- into the valley :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lyTlCK_JU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM
I'm heading into office-desk HQ today to clear messages ahead of hectic January work-pressures ---- I received a text last night "this matter is urgent, but you wont be there...!" -- ha, how very dare they confuse us with non-Superhero Accountants.
Assigning the email-deluge of viagra services into junk-file --- I must remind helpful girlfriends to stop sending those links ...
I guess its NY Resolutions time -- I shall make efforts to swerve the junk-foods + hopefully get earlier to bed sometimes.
Realising its a very difficult position in the economy at present --- I would be pleased to chat to business-friends & offer any assistance that may be of help.
With hopes that we can be happy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Embracing 2012 at full cavalry-charge --- into the valley :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lyTlCK_JU
Wednesday, 28 December 2011
you be Dolly to my Kenny ?? --- working from 9 to way-past 5
Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
My ideal lady --- wealthy, talented ---- + er, dresses kinda slutty ...
Dolly -- Live in London --- currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00qmdzy/Dolly_Parton_Live_from_London/
Plus of course us guys like to look like Kenny Rogers :
http://menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/
Lets get together darling ?? http://youtu.be/HQW7I62TNOw
OK, I'll take that as a NO
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971
Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://youtu.be/r8NZa9wYZ_U
My ideal lady --- wealthy, talented ---- + er, dresses kinda slutty ...
Dolly -- Live in London --- currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00qmdzy/Dolly_Parton_Live_from_London/
Plus of course us guys like to look like Kenny Rogers :
http://menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/
Lets get together darling ?? http://youtu.be/HQW7I62TNOw
OK, I'll take that as a NO
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971
Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://youtu.be/r8NZa9wYZ_U
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine, wanky Xmas email animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here
Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine, wanky Xmas email animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here
Christmastime -- mistletoe & wine ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMR4TpkSwyA
No more wanky Xmas email animated-greetings please --- they're lazy + not `comedy' --- bah humbug :
Also --- those `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT --- its really hectic at Superhero Accountants HQ.
Anyhow --- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI
Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Genuine Superhero Accountant --- beware superhero imitators :
http://current.com/shows/infomania/92382090_fat-morons-in-spandex-viral-video-film-school.htm
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Christmastime -- mistletoe & wine ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMR4TpkSwyA
No more wanky Xmas email animated-greetings please --- they're lazy + not `comedy' --- bah humbug :
Also --- those `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT --- its really hectic at Superhero Accountants HQ.
Anyhow --- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI
Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Genuine Superhero Accountant --- beware superhero imitators :
http://current.com/shows/infomania/92382090_fat-morons-in-spandex-viral-video-film-school.htm
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Tuesday, 13 December 2011
working from 9 to way-past 5
Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971
Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971
Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY
Tuesday, 29 November 2011
Glamping & Extreme-Shepherding
This week at Superhero-Accountant HQ desk, I've been assisting a glamorous camping [`glamping'] site in Snowdonia plus (unrelated but keeping the Welsh/sheep vibe going) a TV/film production guy who brought us the extreme-shepherding adverts for Samsung :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw
Cool & quirky clients who would probably struggle with traditional Accountants.
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- shall be thrilled to join with your business-hopes
Here for you darling --- just help yourself ... ??!! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvHkWl8HfrI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw
Cool & quirky clients who would probably struggle with traditional Accountants.
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- shall be thrilled to join with your business-hopes
Here for you darling --- just help yourself ... ??!! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvHkWl8HfrI
Wednesday, 16 November 2011
Superhero Brighton Accountant --- Hey World, here I ammmmmm
Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4
As we ease into pre-Xmas-times --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?
My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.
You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0
As we ease into pre-Xmas-times --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?
My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.
You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0
Sunday, 3 April 2011
Superhero Brighton Accountant --- hey World, here I ammmmmmmmm...
Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4
As we head into new week at end-of-fiscal-year 31st March/5th April time --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ? My time-cost fees-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes. You'd be doing me a favour by keeping Good Time Charlie away from any idle moments turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Rh7MyQ3Ek
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0
As we head into new week at end-of-fiscal-year 31st March/5th April time --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ? My time-cost fees-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes. You'd be doing me a favour by keeping Good Time Charlie away from any idle moments turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Rh7MyQ3Ek
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0
Saturday, 26 March 2011
The Great Pretender : more popular than Jesus ?!
Superhero Accountant --- oh yes, I'm The Great Pretender :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ujv9aEUSyQ
I view other Accountants' twitterings & blogs + am amazed that they find such large chunks of time during the working-day for lingering online --- chatting or re-tweeting news on tax-rules etc. At Superhero Accountant HQ we focus on working extra-hard providing quality-expertise for efficiently time-managed fees-levels. Tax info --- we deal with it + phone/email those clients affected. I'm a sociable guy --- but keep my online postings for evenings/early-mornings + weekends. I would be thrilled to chat to you.
On collecting large numbers ot Twitterland friends --- I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock that Jesus only had 12 disciples following him; though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" ...
Not The Messiah --- just a very naughty boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Dissing the non-Superhero Accountants ---- here she comes ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Fn7VSRUFM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ujv9aEUSyQ
I view other Accountants' twitterings & blogs + am amazed that they find such large chunks of time during the working-day for lingering online --- chatting or re-tweeting news on tax-rules etc. At Superhero Accountant HQ we focus on working extra-hard providing quality-expertise for efficiently time-managed fees-levels. Tax info --- we deal with it + phone/email those clients affected. I'm a sociable guy --- but keep my online postings for evenings/early-mornings + weekends. I would be thrilled to chat to you.
On collecting large numbers ot Twitterland friends --- I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock that Jesus only had 12 disciples following him; though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" ...
Not The Messiah --- just a very naughty boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Dissing the non-Superhero Accountants ---- here she comes ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Fn7VSRUFM
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