Showing posts with label tax deadlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tax deadlines. Show all posts

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Overdue Tax Returns : Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle

Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that overdue Tax Return ?!

Some 2011 Tax Returns are still arriving on my office-desk ---- clients have been too work-focused to get their financial-info assembled up to January ----- plus the £100 31st Jan deadline penalty is not a significant reprimand for high-earning tax-payers.
Penalties become more painful from end of February onwards --- with penalty amounts based on %age of outstanding tax due http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm

I would be pleased to offer assistance to business-friends on finalising their personal Tax Returns --- or looking at any Tax Office enquiries arising from info submitted to meet the January deadline.

Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
message me on 07952 297971

Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Tax Return deadline : Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle

Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that uncompleted Tax Return ?!

Its into final 7-days lead-up to filing Tax Returns online by 31st January deadline :
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm

Workload at Superhero Accountants HQ is very time-pressured --- we are now only assisting existing business-friends on their personal Tax Returns. Any Twitterland friends wishing for a bit of  guidance ---- I will of course try to assist if you get in touch (including weekend-working at office-desk) --- message me on 07952 297971
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk

Friday, 20 January 2012

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- weekend-time working from 9 'til way-past-5

 Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
 I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.

Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Sunday, 1 January 2012

Its the end of the party; and the morning seems so grey ...

As we say goodbye to New Year relaxation-times :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM
I'm heading into office-desk HQ today to clear messages ahead of hectic January work-pressures ---- I received a text last night "this matter is urgent, but you wont be there...!" -- ha, how very dare they confuse us with non-Superhero Accountants.
Assigning the email-deluge of viagra services into junk-file --- I must remind helpful girlfriends to stop sending those links ...

I guess its NY Resolutions time -- I shall make efforts to swerve the junk-foods + hopefully get earlier to bed sometimes.
 Realising its a very difficult position in the economy at present --- I would be pleased to chat to business-friends & offer any assistance that may be of help.
With hopes that we can be happy :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU


Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

Embracing 2012 at full cavalry-charge --- into the valley :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lyTlCK_JU

Wednesday, 28 December 2011

you be Dolly to my Kenny ?? --- working from 9 to way-past 5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
My ideal lady --- wealthy, talented ---- + er, dresses kinda slutty ...
Dolly -- Live in London --- currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00qmdzy/Dolly_Parton_Live_from_London/

Plus of course us guys like to look like Kenny Rogers :
http://menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/
Lets get together darling ?? http://youtu.be/HQW7I62TNOw
OK, I'll take that as a NO

Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.

Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971

Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://youtu.be/r8NZa9wYZ_U

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

working from 9 to way-past 5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.

Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971

Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Superhero Brighton Accountant --- Hey World, here I ammmmmm

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we ease into pre-Xmas-times --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?

My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.

You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0