Superhero Brighton Accountant --- pleased to assist

Welcome to my World : http://youtu.be/uEktDpa9wSE

Based in Brighton & Hove, I shall be pleased to assist you in accountancy services, tax advice & financial guidance to encourage & support your business hopes. Individuals & newly commenced ventures or established businesses considering a new focus on finances -- I welcome you to contact me on 07952 297971 or Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
For pro-active & non-stuffy help to work alongside you, I shall be pleased to have a no-pressure initial chat.

This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a well-established Chartered Accountants Firm who are also Registered Auditors and can offer wide-list of expertise in Accounts, Tax, Book-Keeping & Payroll services etc.

I enjoy socialising of course + attending concerts & theatre etc [check my twitterings] . My `artistic-bent' started at school/college ; enjoying many evenings blowing trombone (er, thats not a euphemism) through to the Brighton Youth Orchestra etc. In superhero-stylie I work & play hard ---- staying out far-too-late & getting into mischief, when work-commitments allow.

I would be thrilled to connect with arts/creative businesses --- also fashion, retail ventures etc ---- though not exclusively. I'd be pleased to meet for an initial chat, if you wish to message me through twitter or my mobile.

I have expertise in assisting Charities & Not-for-profit organisations ---- plus for many years I've linked-in as a trustee of a local sports & community-meeting venue.

Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971

offering reduced Accountancy & Tax Return assistance to socially-connected businesses ---- 50% off ? 100% off ?!

These next few weeks into autumn, I'd like to offer to business-friends that we work together ---- with me discounting your Accountancy & Tax Return fees from present level ---- say 50% reduction ---- or even potentially 100% reduction in fees. You could put the fees savings towards an autumn-time holiday-break this year ?

Whats your part of the arrangement ? ---- well, I'm realising business-friends have good social-connections in Twitterland and social-networking ---- and I hope may assist in raising my profile ---- in non-pushy laid-back stylie.
I hope thats a reasonable suggestion ? ---- potentially you could enjoy free Accy & Tax Returns for 1 twitterland mention ... ?!

This is a genuine offer ---- please contact me + I can outline formally my offer ---- with hopes we can connect together ---- discretion of course that if it doesn't sound right for you then carry-on with your present Accountant.

This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a friendly Chartered Accountants Firm long-established in Brighton & Hove.

Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971

They call it Stormy Monday,Tuesday looks just as bad ??

Fed up with Stormy Monday + not looking fwd to tmrw  ...  http://youtu.be/BCqEzfWrXfM

Crap start to the working-week ?? ---- well, its probs not helped by that dreary Accountant you seem to perservering with ... ??

I'd be pleased to assist.

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971

Monday-night sad-&-lonely Twitter-club
Its members only : http://youtu.be/-XU5dxAAfzs

Tax Return deadline : Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle

Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that uncompleted Tax Return ?!

Its into final 7-days lead-up to filing Tax Returns online by 31st January deadline :
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm

Workload at Superhero Accountants HQ is very time-pressured --- we are now only assisting existing business-friends on their personal Tax Returns. Any Twitterland friends wishing for a bit of  guidance ---- I will of course try to assist if you get in touch (including weekend-working at office-desk) --- message me on 07952 297971
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- weekend-time working from 9 'til way-past-5

 Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
 I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.

Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- working from 9 'til way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
 I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.

Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Tutors & Coaches have until Jan 6th to register with HMRC under Tax Catch Up Plan

The Tax Office had launched a `Tax Catch Up Plan' for Tutors & Coaches to disclose past years' undisclosed & untaxed Income & Gains. Tutors & Coaches may work in education, sport & leisure or music.
The deadline to register with the Tax Office, notifying your intention to disclose past receipts is 6th January this week.
The Tax Office website details are here : http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/ris/tcup/introduction.htm
The incentive to make a disclosure is the offered reduction in penalties by the Tax Office.

In essence, this is a voluntary disclosure opportunity, followed by Tax Office proposed enquiries towards those who have chosen not to disclose past untaxed earnings. The HMRC compliance strategy teams have collected information from the internet on those offering tutoring & coaching & music lessons etc. Also, my tutor-friends tell me that the Tax Office has written to schools/colleges requesting details of tutors, coaches, music-instructors/performers.

I am assisting clients with this disclosure process ---- to meet the 6th January notification-deadline. If business-friends wish to contact me, I would help of course.

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

Its the end of the party; and the morning seems so grey ...

As we say goodbye to New Year relaxation-times :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM
I'm heading into office-desk HQ today to clear messages ahead of hectic January work-pressures ---- I received a text last night "this matter is urgent, but you wont be there...!" -- ha, how very dare they confuse us with non-Superhero Accountants.
Assigning the email-deluge of viagra services into junk-file --- I must remind helpful girlfriends to stop sending those links ...

I guess its NY Resolutions time -- I shall make efforts to swerve the junk-foods + hopefully get earlier to bed sometimes.
 Realising its a very difficult position in the economy at present --- I would be pleased to chat to business-friends & offer any assistance that may be of help.
With hopes that we can be happy :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU


Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

Embracing 2012 at full cavalry-charge --- into the valley :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lyTlCK_JU

you be Dolly to my Kenny ?? --- working from 9 to way-past 5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
My ideal lady --- wealthy, talented ---- + er, dresses kinda slutty ...
Dolly -- Live in London --- currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00qmdzy/Dolly_Parton_Live_from_London/

Plus of course us guys like to look like Kenny Rogers :
http://menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/
Lets get together darling ?? http://youtu.be/HQW7I62TNOw
OK, I'll take that as a NO

Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.

Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971

Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://youtu.be/r8NZa9wYZ_U

working from 9 to way-past 5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.

Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971

Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Superhero Brighton Accountant --- Hey World, here I ammmmmm

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we ease into pre-Xmas-times --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?

My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.

You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0