Overdue Tax Returns : Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle

Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that overdue Tax Return ?!

Some 2011 Tax Returns are still arriving on my office-desk ---- clients have been too work-focused to get their financial-info assembled up to January ----- plus the £100 31st Jan deadline penalty is not a significant reprimand for high-earning tax-payers.
Penalties become more painful from end of February onwards --- with penalty amounts based on %age of outstanding tax due http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm

I would be pleased to offer assistance to business-friends on finalising their personal Tax Returns --- or looking at any Tax Office enquiries arising from info submitted to meet the January deadline.

Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
message me on 07952 297971

Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk

Tax Return deadline : Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle

Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that uncompleted Tax Return ?!

Its into final 7-days lead-up to filing Tax Returns online by 31st January deadline :
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm

Workload at Superhero Accountants HQ is very time-pressured --- we are now only assisting existing business-friends on their personal Tax Returns. Any Twitterland friends wishing for a bit of  guidance ---- I will of course try to assist if you get in touch (including weekend-working at office-desk) --- message me on 07952 297971
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- working from 9 'til way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
 I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.

Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Brighton Festival --- scary monsters, psychopaths & assorted loonies

Scary Monsters : http://youtu.be/hV4SnQXhwWk
I've been enjoying final-week of Brighton Festival ---- `One flew over the Cuckoos Nest' play last sunday --- supporting best-friend Gordon (who was magnificent as the tall American-Indian guy); `Monsters & Prodigies' at Corn Exchange on Tuesday; `Butley' play at Theatre Royal on Weds; last night Jon Ronson talking about his new book on how to spot a psychopath --- + why so many of them are business-owners ?! : http://www.jonronson.com/

Chillin' tonight at a fringe-show with Shend ----  I hope you've have been paying attention to this blog + remember him from previous posts ?? ---- if not I'll send him 'round to sort-you-out ... ---- if he's not touting for rent-boys !!
Shend's show-reel : http://youtu.be/cBK3CvRCSNs
Little Britain - Rent Boy --- with Shend as a leather-clad punter : http://youtu.be/t4H-1qB_buM

To introduce a touch of culture --- I'm attending the `Joan of Arc' performance at Brighton Dome on sunday : http://www.brightondome.org/events/The-Passion-of-Joan-of-Arc/4151

Sending best regards,
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

As they pulled you out of the oxygen-tent
you asked for the latest party ... :
http://youtu.be/kZ1Quz7H93Q

having a client who 's a circus-elephant-shit-shoveller does not make you Mr Showbiz !!

Don't mean to be bitchy but ---- those local non-superhero `arts-media-showbiz' accountants & lawyers who big-themselves-up at networking-events + in internetland --- I never see them at concerts/exhibitions etc (though I appreciate they're likely to have family-commitments etc).

I saw the film `Water for Elephants' on wednesday eve : 
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4248
A beautiful film --- some potentially-upsetting images of animlal-cruelty ; within context of early travelling-circus life & attitudes.

I am excited to lead-into Brighton Festival opening-weekend :
http://www.brightonfestival.org/
http://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Oh You Pretty Things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

Duke of York's -- Pina 3D : real men don't dance ??

Aiming towards seeing the film Pina 3D at Duke of York's cinema today :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Pina_3D/

But real men don't watch such films ?? -- must listen again to that self-help tape ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaDav41APU

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Boys Keep Swinging : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i1faAqJZtA

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game : http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Oh you pretty things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

Brighton Healthy : DestressDiva --- the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw
Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm

I ought to follow the advice of social-friend Penny + her `DestressDiva' yoga :
http://www.destressdiva.co.uk/
I see from the website that Penny has also launched a `Brighton Healthy' magazine.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Hungry like the Wolf : Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps)

I saw DVD of film `The Wolfman' : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnDI57Uucrc
excess body-hair, dishevelled attire , irrational temper-tantrums etc -- I could rock-that-look
I'm hungry, so hungry ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
though I guess that if you look like Benicio del Toro its a broodingly-magnificent vibe, if not you appear a nutter jacked-up on Special Brew ??

Rather than angry wolfman, my transformation of course is into AccyKeef Superhero to save the UK economy ---- I shall be thrilled to chat.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1xJFPmBDUY

the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw

Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm
This time I'm going to get healthy --- health-store foods, diet-coke without bourbon-whiskey ...
Yes indeedy -- Mr Hot-Hunk will soon be appearing in blog-dating :
Don't let distance come between us. Or metal bars & restricted access.
Write now to bubbly (others say `maximum security' but what do they know ?) M, eternally-39, size 9  in slippers -- before Matron's magic sweeties wear off. 
Can't give you anything but my love??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ithme_J1b6w

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

real men don't dance -- they watch blokey films ??

I saw the film `Animal Kingdom @ Duke of Yorks tonight :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Animal_Kingdom/
Australian gangsters type vibe.  Well --- I walked-out halfway-through -- thought it was awful.

I'm looking forward to seeing `Ailey 2' dance @ Brighton Dome tomorrow :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/Ailey-2/3841

Must listen again to that self-help tape on how to be a real-man ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaDav41APU

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
I would be thrilled to make connections  :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Boys Keep Swinging : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i1faAqJZtA

The Real King's Speech

I recommend the currently available 4-on-demand programme The Real King's Speech :
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-real-kings-speech
further insights on 1920s-30s speech-therapy techniques --- to accompany the film.

Best regards, Kx

Heroes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1FTp56wxFc

having a client who 's a circus-elephant-shit-shoveller does not make you Mr Showbiz !!

Don't mean to be bitchy but ---- those local non-superhero `arts-media-showbiz' accountants & lawyers who big-themselves-up at networking-events + in internetland --- I never see them at concerts/exhibitions etc (though I appreciate they're likely to have family-commitments etc).

Excited to attend Brighton Festival launch-event early-eve tonight : http://www.brightonfestival.org/
I can remember Festival-times from school-days + playing in Brighton Youth Orchestra ---- happy moments spent blowing-trombone (er, thats not a euphemism).

Theres also `ride the wave' initiative event to promote creative connections :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/lets-get-together-how-work-collaboratively

I saw the films `No Strings Attached' + `True Grit' :
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3982
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3918
True Grit kinda lures you into the story + fine acting ?? --- I was thinking I'm not so interested in watching, then got engrossed in the action & scenery.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Oh You Pretty Things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

All dancing & singing cultural-orgy : Duke of Yorks does Caligula + Nixon in China

Ooh err missus : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RrzMFIrFNE
I'm attending Opera de Paris - Caligula ballet early eve tonight @ Duke of Yorks :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Le_Ballet_De_L_Op_Ra_De_Paris_Caligula/
Explores the mind of a man in the grip of megalomania --- just like reading this blog ...

Excellent that Duke of Yorks screens such performances --- also the Opera from Met series :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/Whats_On/Seasons_Festivals/The_Metropolitan_Opera/
The opera Nixon in China is on saturday --- not my favourite, but I've booked for later productions.


Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Lets Dance : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyVjdQXNs9s

Turning Japanese

I know when to go out -- I know when to stay in --- get things done :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bio-CPh6mD0
Another day ahead at office desk -- nudging clients along a bit further towards those Tax Return deadlines at Superhero Accountant HQ.

I viewed Justin Lee Collins `Turning Japanese' feature on FIVE --- he's a likeable guy :
http://www.five.tv/shows/justin-lee-collins-turning-japanese
some weird stuff ?? --- I second that emotion : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2klJgOidqc

best regards, Kx

China Girl : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_8IXx4tsus

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- working from 9 'til way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda.

Best regards, Kx --- I shall be pleased to chat to you
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef , Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

themeet140 : body-talk ; cracked acting

I'm attending a Twitterland meet-up event tomorrow locally in Brighton -- themeet140 -- I `retweeted' the details link.

NLP body-language consultants tell me that communication is 80% non-verbal --- so you need to get savvy with the signals people are sending out :
The Eyebrow Flash -- sure-fire indication someone fancies me --- or that their underwear is bunching-up.
Blinking -- fast blinking again shows they're hot-for-me --- or their eyes are stinging from the napalm effect of my `Rutting-Stag'** aftershave [** 1 litre bottles so cheap @ the 99p store].
Body-Talk : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K8DzhNBDFY

Until tomorrow then, --- sending regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Cracked Actor : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmFDRvNliNM

teenage angst : pull shapes

Pull Shapes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy7SvZQfeBM

I dipped-into `Angus, Thongs & Perfect Snogging' film on Channel 4 early-eve yesterday :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvmciQ2GG1g
Theres a connection at Superhero Accountant HQ to the author Louise Rennison.
I'm not the target-audience of course, but thought Alan Davies is excellent as the bemused Dad figure. Mad-home life + grown-ups getting things wrong.
.
A 100%-cringy moment awhile back when I `sex-texted' a 14-year-old girl --- my then girlfriend had lent her mobile-phone to her teenage daughter for the evening --- and that, Your Honour, is why I was innocent --- the teenage daughter just smirked, while I blushed.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

Rebel Rebel : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34T1s-CmfXc

be my 2011 calendar-girl

Yes indeedy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V03f74P4_o
Blog-dating attempt 244 : M, eternally-39, lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm -- seeks calendar-girl to take him through 2011 ---- er, though probably not the boring monday to thursday `being-there-for-you' stuff  --- I've gotta be doing my Superhero Accountant saving-the-economy role. Who could resist ??!

Best regards into the weekend, Kx

unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LyOwsX0L0c

in out in out - shaking it all about

New Year celebrations -- Vienna has its New Year Strauss-waltzes, we have the Hokey Cokey ??? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD5P7RsC9TI
Best wishes for Hogmanay partying ----- er, with exception of this wee guy ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6qoQ7UvEBk

After last night's non-event, I've had a nicely rested start to 2011 -- doing chores + booking a ticket for film `The King's Speech' tomorrow early-eve : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3905

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971
Love me love say you do : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbpMpRq6DV4