Showing posts with label tax return. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tax return. Show all posts

Friday, 20 January 2012

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- weekend-time working from 9 'til way-past-5

 Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
 I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.

Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- working from 9 'til way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda.

Best regards, Kx --- I shall be pleased to chat to you
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef , Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Saturday, 22 January 2011

Superhero sidekick Cameron Diaz

I saw `The Green Hornet -- 3D' film : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3912
its shite --- I'm not a fan of Seth Rogen --- I think Cameron Diaz should come be my superhero-sidekick. Best stick with the original TV series, featuring Bruce Lee as `Kato' : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsO7Xr6njMA

Office-focused again this weekend --- to get those Tax Returns safely submitted --- though maybe chill awhile late eve at Komedia retro-club : http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/126511311/events

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Saving the Universe from Tax worries : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNIVpMXHqlk

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Strike a Pose --- Hove

Hove : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AfrfHvBl4
Groovy guy Terry Garoghan -- theres a link with him at Superhero Accountant HQ.

I'm attending the Hove Business Association party tonight @ Sussex County Cricket Ground : http://www.hovebiz.com/index.php/hba-christmas-new-year-party/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Sorting the tax stuff ---- faster than a ray-of-light :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4tD8dy9Reg

Monday, 17 January 2011

Superhero forsaking Love : the BA Stewardess

Why can't I fall in love like any other man :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jg7wFHWXT4
Superhero-powers drive me to stay in the office throughout last weekend to assist on those January Tax Returns --- rather than taking a nonchalant `its their fault for leaving it all so late' vibe of non-Superhero Accountants. If only I had a social-life ...

Saturday eve --- I caught the 11pm bus into central Brighton to chill awhile --- and met two people who took my business-card : 1, a corporate-events friend from `Blanch House' cocktail-bar days; 2, a BA cabin-crew cutie, who wanted assistance on a previous Spanish business venture + current UK business launch ---- sociable relaxing + connecting with vibrant people. So --- will the stewardess call me ??! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NBdlccjjrM

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Superhero sorting the Tax stuff -- free as a bird :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ez80bQW4w

Friday, 14 January 2011

24/7 Tax Returns : lets get this party started

Get this party started on a saturday night :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqNcyFNMfLM

Its a working weekend at Superhero Accountant HQ --- getting Tax Returns submitted.
I feel the pain of those with truculent `more-than-my-jobs-worth' accountants --- "you should have submitted the info complete to me by November ... " blah blah blah.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

I adore & want you so : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmOCDc3xLCs

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Love & other drugs

Love is the Drug : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aztub_hMXTc

I saw Love And Other Drugs film @ Brighton Odeon :
http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s71/Brighton/m12745/Love_And_Other_Drugs/
Anne Hathaway has changed -- she reminds me of Julia Roberts in very-thin & bambi-eyes type vibe.
I must remember wednesdays @ Odeon are `Orange Wednesdays' promotions --- so very hectic.

I enjoyed last week's Graham Norton show with Keanu Reeves etc --- plus Imelda May playing live : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Ut9_PS_DA
I remember Imelda May from a glamorous London retro club-night called `The Flash Monkey'  : http://www.theflashmonkey.biz/
Also -- may I `name-drop' to whisper that theres a connection between Graham Norton TV-production  company [ SO TV ] and Superhero Accountant HQ --- though not my desk.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

sending L-O-V-E : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt6JQBQKiiQ

Monday, 10 January 2011

50 ways to leave your lover : 2 ways to change your accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Reach out, I'll be there : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7mVNfuY0c

Wednesday, 29 December 2010

Working from 9 to way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2010 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants remain closed until 4th January ?! --- and declare rules such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant --- I shall be pleased to chat to you
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef , Message me on 07952 297971
I've nothing much to offer, theres nothing much to take ?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Sunday, 26 December 2010

Sale-time --- wooo, lets get some shoes

Thats right girlfriend -- lets get some shoes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

Well --- I'll call briefly at start of M&S Brighton store sale 8am this morning --- on my way towards Superhero Accountant HQ desk --- yes, getting back into the work groove at this hectic time of year for Accounts schedules & Tax Returns.
I notice some Accountants are closed until 4th January ? --- well, their choice of course but that seems quite traditional + less in-tune with businesses expecting to be active 24th December - 3rd January ??

I shall be pleased to connect with individuals & businesses in friendly stylie --- you could contact me through Twitter ( http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ) or message my mobile -- 07952 297971.
Oh -- by-the-way -- can I borrow that top ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPDl2g8Upvk

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant

Fashion : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA27aQZCQMk