Friendly-style & keenly-priced business networking in Brighton & Hove with Hove Business Association

I'm enjoying linking-in with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role..

Thursday 13th we breakfast from 7.45 to 9am at Sussex County Cricket Ground Hove.
This month's breakfast will include a presentation by Adam Mizler on ‘Social Media and the Workplace’. Adam is Head of Employment Law at Woolley Bevis Diplock Solicitors. The rise of social media presents a number of challenges for employers. By looking at recent (and sometimes quite amusing) cases in this area of law, the aim is to give an overview of what small businesses can do practically to give themselves a better chance of dealing effectively with issues relating to social media that can, and do, arise in the employment context.
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Please check the details at Hovebiz website : http://www.hovebiz.com/
I shall be attending --- it would be great to see you there too.

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

 

Look at Me : More popular than Jesus ---- attention-demanding Accountants ...

Look at Me ...

I view other Accountants' twitterings & blogs + am amazed that they find such large chunks of time during the working-day for lingering online. At Superhero Accountant HQ we focus on working extra-hard providing quality-expertise for efficiently time-managed fees-levels. I keep my online postings for evenings/early-mornings + weekends.

On those non-superhero Accountants' efforts to collect large numbers ot Twitterland friends --- I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock that Jesus only had 12 disciples following him; though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" ...

Anyhow --- signing off from Internet-world

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Valentines to-do-list point 1 : dump that non-loving Accountant & get some Superhero-action onto your business team

Get those half-term late-stay-up children to bed NOW --- this is our time ...
Theres feelings I've been trying to hold back for soooo long :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uj2wO4gsfM

Frankly darling, you've indulged that Accountant for too long : --- they never call ; their office/attire is shabby ; they're a drain on your efforts & finances ----- its time to move onwards.

Just reach out & I'll be there ?!  : http://youtu.be/2EaflX0MWRo

Kx --- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Or message me on 07952 297971

Glamping & Extreme-Shepherding

This week at Superhero-Accountant HQ desk, I've been assisting a glamorous camping [`glamping'] site in Snowdonia plus (unrelated but keeping the Welsh/sheep vibe going) a TV/film production guy who brought us the extreme-shepherding adverts for Samsung :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw
Cool & quirky clients who would probably struggle with traditional Accountants.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- shall be thrilled to join with your business-hopes

Here for you darling --- just help yourself ... ??!! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvHkWl8HfrI

Superhero Brighton Accountant : -- We're in the Money -- Brother can you spare a Dime

We're in the money : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

Some funding sources have come-across my desk at Superhero Accountant HQ -- I'll share here :
For `social entrepreneurs' etc :
`Unlimited Advantage' : http://unltdadvantage.org.uk/
`Funding Circle' :  http://www.fundingcircle.com/
For Charity, not-for-profit organisations :
`Funding Central' : http://www.fundingcentral.org.uk/Default.aspx
`Awards for All' : http://www.awardsforall.org.uk/
Just floating these links out into blogging/twitterland --- if I can bring some joy, my efforts aint been in vain for nothing ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucg0ZLHY5eA

Other accountants are winding down for Eastertime.
Frankly, they are struggling from all those chocolate eggs etc --- if you said that you are making contact with a Superhero Accountant they would be pleased --- you'd be doing them a favour ?!

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Brother can you spare a dime : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4yT0KAMyo

she gazed lustfully as he held the Accounts Records in his manly grasp ...

C'mon baby Light my Fire : http://youtu.be/aR36PKH4qUM

I viewed the 4onDemand programme Guilty Pleasures on Mills & Boon's romantic novels :
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/guilty-pleasures
dip into first 10 mins --- you'll meet author `Gill Sanderson' --- who's a pensioner called Roger knocking-out bonk-busters from a caravan in the Lake District.

The hero is never an Accountant ---- `Keith from Accounts' is always the office-weirdo :
http://youtu.be/dTF_RJx8g2w
Romance ? -- I can't do it --- its really not my cup-of-tea : http://youtu.be/OZCIKjYDf1g

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Some day I'm going to write, the story of my life : http://youtu.be/tJ8VzxnuBzc

3-2-1 & I'm back in the room : Elwood Wines

hello hello, I'm back again : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Msnt4lLm-g
er -- not in gary-glitter computer-perv stylie ...
I took a few days away from Twitterland --- just to chill quietly awhile.

Belated thanks to Elwood Wines -- who hosted a superb wine-tasting eve last Thursday :
http://twitter.com/#!/ElwoodWines --- I thoroughly recommend their events.

I enjoyed re-watching the `Would I Lie to You?' show currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00tcn01/Would_I_Lie_To_You_Series_4_Episode_3/
Keeley Hawes + Prof Brian Cox --- surreal moments approx 7 1/2 mins in with Kevin Bridges.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

starting all over again  : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q97ho7npMcU

Superhero Brighton Accountant --- hey World, here I ammmmmmmmm...

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we head into new week at end-of-fiscal-year 31st March/5th April time --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ? My time-cost fees-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes. You'd be doing me a favour by keeping Good Time Charlie away from any idle moments turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0

Ballet at Duke of York's : Anna Nicole Smith as Opera Star

Nat King Cole -- Ballerina : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J62T1DZi6Q

Early-eve today, I'm attending the screening at Duke of York's cinema of Paris Ballet performing Coppelia : http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Opera_De_Paris_Coppelia/

Also, at the weekend it was interesting to dip-into Royal Opera House, Covent Garden screening of opera portraying Anna Nicole Smith -- plus accompanying programme on `Opera's Fallen Women' --- both currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zpdyb/Anna_Nicole_from_the_Royal_Opera_House/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zpdwq/Operas_Fallen_Women/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Just like a ballerina : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCs-VBY-VmE
Sylvie Guillem -- Two : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvG7IxsVqo8

`Ride the Wave' event for arts/creative connections -- just like Elton & David at the baby-making-clinic, we've gotta pull together ... ?!

Lets Stick Together : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9EbR0ckb40

I'm attending `Ride the Wave' initiative event for arts/creative connections tonight :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/the-trading-post-how-reframe-skills-you-offer
hosted through Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Can't let go : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh87iYAGHNM

You will meet a Tall Dark Stranger ...

Saturday night at the movies : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv4v_z0UepM

I saw the film `You will meet a Tall Dark Stranger' :
http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s71/Brighton/m13194/You_Will_Meet_A_Tall_Dark_Stranger/
its not well-regarded in recent newspaper movie-reviews etc -- but I thought it enjoyable.
Two further films --- Submarine : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4112
--- seemed quite dreary --- I stayed until almost the end ....
Also, The Lincoln Lawyer : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4118 --- watchable.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Here just for you : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT-JUj-0bg8

I never spent much time in skool --- but women have taught be plenty ...

I received a brochure for vocational & leisure courses at East Brighton's Whitehawk Inn venue --- they seem to have a good selection of interesting subjects -- to learn new hobbies or top-up workplace computer-skills etc : http://www.whinn.org.uk/how-can-we-help/#courses
Enrolment from end-of-March for summer courses.

Gearing-up towards the new working-week.
My planned work-schedule includes : dealing-with Accounts & Tax for a freelance TV/film camera-operator company; similar work for a commercial-contracts-cleaning company; hopefully meeting a guy from newly-commenced local plumbing & heating business; maybe guiding a non-UK-national lady on the best procedures for her planned new venture in health-beauty sector -- but this plan can change of course.  Maybe this will be the week you'll contact-me ??
You & me linking-in --- what a wonderful world that would be :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5taPhvqbXE

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7mVNfuY0c

the solution to all of life's problems -- Sussex Beer Festival + Choccywoccydoodah on TV

I am a cider drinker : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epMOZbGb0Wg&tracker=False
Sussex Beer & Cider Festival opens today at Hove Town Hall : http://www.sussexbeerfestival.co.uk/
Maybe a `networking trip' along there on friday daytime ?
The guys from Superhero Accountant HQ are going on friday eve --- I'm exempted from such blokey outings ---- lots of rough-boys getting all beered-up, no thank you.

Willy Wanker & the chocolate factory :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03tjePq5D6U&tracker=False
I see theres a big feature in next week's Radio Times magazine that Brighton's Choccywoccydoodah is bringing a chocolate & cake series to `Good Food' channel :
http://www.choccywoccydoodah.com/index.html
to follow the success of American shows `Ace of Cakes' `Cake Boss' etc.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Beer, Chocolate & Superhero Accountancy ---- 3 Steps to Heaven :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NckukcxHMPw&tracker=False

does watching early-morning Zumba adverts on cable TV count as `working out' ??

Leaving the TV on late-night `Kiss' music channel means I wake to hot & sweaty latino Zumba promotions + adverts for contraptions that will `accentuate my core' .
As we move into warmer days, I realise I must get super-buff.

Cardiovascular-endurance ? muscle-progression ? ---- I just want to look good naked ! --- or to be more precise darling --- look even better naked ?!
High-impact aerobics --- one spectator-ticket please --- I'm definitely not taking my suit & tie off.
I imagine affecting a similar vibe to my drinking-buddy Sir Les Patterson :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu_SsiLNrk

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

In just 7 days, they can make me a man ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4QVCowisY

A day in the life of Superhero Accountant : Wednesay -- The VAT Inspector calls

The Taxman : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maz9ddxEQnM

I am hosting a VAT inspection at Superhero Accountant HQ -- on behalf of a theatre-production client.
I took time on Monday to carefully review the paperwork --- + will take the middle of today to host the meeting. These time-costs will not be recovered as fees --- its done to support & encourage our business-friend client.  We are not `the cheapest' Accountants --- but are certainly very generous in providing all necessary time to best assist our clients.

I would be pleased to make connections to assist other friendly businesses & individuals :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant

A day in the life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfrvY8zAL4A

Superhero Accountancy & Tax -- Savour of the Universe : Business & Charity Funding Sources

Only 14 hours to save The Earth : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q
I'm pleased to connect with businesses & individuals in offering easy-going friendly & speedy assistance.

I see theres a-bit-of-a-kerfuffle about an East Sussex `media, entertainment, mr showbiz' Accountant -- Christopher Lunn & Co :
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/feb/16/accountant-christopher-lunn-high-court-ruling
Their website seems to wish to show how funky/groovy they are [`meet the team' section] -- but not so prominently to show professional-institute qualifications held ?? :
http://www.christopherlunnandcompany.co.uk/
Accountants' business role should be one of the guy on-the-sidelines calmly & efficiently keeping the score, rather than wishing to be Mr Personality blazing into bat in look-at-me stylie ??
Well really dear Chaps & Chapettes --- its just not cricket behaviour :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSflRlHPay4

With aim to squeeze some useful info into this lightweight-blog; I'll share some funding sources which have come-across my desk at Superhero Accountant HQ  :
For `social entrepreneurs' etc :
`Unlimited Advantage' : http://unltdadvantage.org.uk/
`Funding Circle' :  http://www.fundingcircle.com/
For Charity, not-for-profit organisations :
`Funding Central' : http://www.fundingcentral.org.uk/Default.aspx
`Awards for All' : http://www.awardsforall.org.uk/
Just floating these links out into blogging/twitterland --- if I can bring some joy, my efforts aint been in vain for nothing ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucg0ZLHY5eA

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

We're in the money : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

Tinie, Dizzee, Jessie J --- what are they going on about ??

Really I say -- what incoherent drivel.
A far better exponent of that hippety-hop rap styling is Brighton & Hove's Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer -- laying down some Chap-hop flavours in clear pronounication :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t28COxEp2k
I `big-up' his album `flattery not included' -- most fine tunes indeed :
http://www.myspace.com/mrbthegentlemanrhymer
especially can I suggest listening to the track `Timothy' about his school-chum who became DJ Westwood : http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00drr1p

Superhero Accountant HQ comes outa the same ghetto-turf as Mr B -- the mean streets of Hove [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AfrfHvBl4 ] to take care of your Accy & Tax requirements. Go on darling -- take a few moments to sort things :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

What -- you're going to wait instead for Superman to rescue your finances ??
Well he's a fairy, I do suppose, flying through the air in panty-hose :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gD_CwF5YM

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

just admit you love me : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trd49Da0gf0

Relationships Tutorial No. 20 : Its not me, its you : how to snare a millionaire

Its not me its you ?! ---- with thanks to miss Lily Allen for the title.
Well, I've been very stressed recently + hey, I'm not a piece of meat ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE

Dating & relationship coach advice available from Tammy James @ `its not you its me' :
http://itsnotyouitsme.co.uk/page3.html
where I guess we could dwell on what makes for being so unlucky-in-love.

Another dating-story from my bible on insights into the female psyche -- the Daily Mail femail section -- where `shop girl' Kim tells how she snared a millionaire :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1352664/How-marry-millionaire-Shop-girl-Kim-reinvented-land-rich-husband.html  She looks a hard-faced bitch ?!
I love you -- you pay the rent : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d0GARTk_Nk

Gosh -- I'm turning into such a grumpy old git --- maybe I shall turn to the `down with dating' club-night from the `Feeling Gloomy' boys (which is connected, ironically, to Superhero Accountancy HQ through our emphasis/expertise in entertainment/partying clients) :
http://www.downwithdating.com/index.html
http://www.feelinggloomy.com/

Sending best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

So darling -- I've got the brains, you've got the looks -- lets make lots of money ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyDK3UWzpo

X-factor Rebecca Ferguson @ Club Revenge

I had tickets for Rebecca Ferguson @ Club Revenge last night : http://www.revenge.co.uk/
My socialising-plans had changed to meet elsewhere a friend visiting Brighton, so I passed the tickets onwards to the gorgeous Miss T & friend --- hope it was a fun evening.

Partying tonight instead --- at Brighton Ballroom for the Born Bad `Brighton Tattoo Convention After Party' : http://www.brightonballroom.com/whats-on/

May I pose a weekend `multiple-choice' question --- would your Accountant attend such club-nights ?? :
1) yes -- they'd be the one podium-dancing in pink hot-pants,
2) yes -- they're friendly & sociable,
3) no -- they're sternly-faced parental-figures more suited to Rotary / Masonic events,
4) no -- they wouldn't `approve' of gay-scene / tattoo body-art,
5) er -- not sure who my Accountant is -- I've got online-accountants with a marketing-groovy name like a breakfast cereal -- eg, `crunch accounting' ?!

Answers 1 or 2 --- congrats.
Answers 3 - 5 --- it doesn't have to be like that --- I'd be thrilled to chat to you.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Feeling Good : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVnte-jnoMI