Showing posts with label millionaire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label millionaire. Show all posts

Saturday, 12 February 2011

Relationships Tutorial No. 20 : Its not me, its you : how to snare a millionaire

Its not me its you ?! ---- with thanks to miss Lily Allen for the title.
Well, I've been very stressed recently + hey, I'm not a piece of meat ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE

Dating & relationship coach advice available from Tammy James @ `its not you its me' :
http://itsnotyouitsme.co.uk/page3.html
where I guess we could dwell on what makes for being so unlucky-in-love.

Another dating-story from my bible on insights into the female psyche -- the Daily Mail femail section -- where `shop girl' Kim tells how she snared a millionaire :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1352664/How-marry-millionaire-Shop-girl-Kim-reinvented-land-rich-husband.html  She looks a hard-faced bitch ?!
I love you -- you pay the rent : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d0GARTk_Nk

Gosh -- I'm turning into such a grumpy old git --- maybe I shall turn to the `down with dating' club-night from the `Feeling Gloomy' boys (which is connected, ironically, to Superhero Accountancy HQ through our emphasis/expertise in entertainment/partying clients) :
http://www.downwithdating.com/index.html
http://www.feelinggloomy.com/

Sending best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

So darling -- I've got the brains, you've got the looks -- lets make lots of money ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyDK3UWzpo

Tuesday, 8 February 2011

Tonight's winning Lottery Draw numbers : who wants to be a millionaire ?

money, money, money ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

Derren Brown appeared to me in a dream last night and he spoke your name in my ear. He gave me tonight's winning lottery numbers, too, so you can understand where my priorities lay when I raced to grab a notebook & pen ?!

Blog-dating : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers; seeks woman whose first name begins with S, or maybe F, and rhymes with chicken, and has a surname thats either a place in Shropshire or the title of a 1979 Earth, Wind & Fire track.
Shicken Boogiewonderland - I know you're reading this -- leave a reply and I'll share the £millions.
http://www.lottery.co.uk/news/derren-brown-lottery-prediction.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c

Alternatively -- rather than dreaming our money-worries away on the lottery -- may I offer that I could assist you with superhero-stylie accountancy & tax guidance -- I shall be pleased to help :  Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Best regards, Kx --- Superhero Accountant

Who wants to be a millionaire ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG6UllZwj9c