Assisting Tutors & Coaches with disclosure of earnings to HMRC under Tax Catch Up Plan

The Tax Office had launched a `Tax Catch Up Plan' for Tutors & Coaches to disclose past years' undisclosed & untaxed Income & Gains. Tutors & Coaches may work in education, sport & leisure or music.The Tax Office website details are here : http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/ris/tcup/introduction.htm
The incentive to make a disclosure is the offered reduction in penalties by the Tax Office.

In essence, this is a voluntary disclosure opportunity; followed by Tax Office proposed enquiries towards those who have chosen not to disclose past untaxed earnings. The HMRC compliance strategy teams have collected information from the internet on those offering tutoring & coaching & music lessons etc. Also, my tutor-friends tell me that the Tax Office has written to schools/colleges requesting details of tutors, coaches, music-instructors/performers.

I have been assisting clients with this disclosure process ---- though the scheme is ending on 31st March..
If business-friends wish to contact me on finalising the disclosure process, I would help of course.

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- working from 9 'til way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
 I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.

Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Superhero Brighton Accountant --- Hey World, here I ammmmmm

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we ease into pre-Xmas-times --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?

My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.

You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0

Superhero forsaking Love : the BA Stewardess

Why can't I fall in love like any other man :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jg7wFHWXT4
Superhero-powers drive me to stay in the office throughout last weekend to assist on those January Tax Returns --- rather than taking a nonchalant `its their fault for leaving it all so late' vibe of non-Superhero Accountants. If only I had a social-life ...

Saturday eve --- I caught the 11pm bus into central Brighton to chill awhile --- and met two people who took my business-card : 1, a corporate-events friend from `Blanch House' cocktail-bar days; 2, a BA cabin-crew cutie, who wanted assistance on a previous Spanish business venture + current UK business launch ---- sociable relaxing + connecting with vibrant people. So --- will the stewardess call me ??! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NBdlccjjrM

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Superhero sorting the Tax stuff -- free as a bird :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ez80bQW4w

24/7 Tax Returns : lets get this party started

Get this party started on a saturday night :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqNcyFNMfLM

Its a working weekend at Superhero Accountant HQ --- getting Tax Returns submitted.
I feel the pain of those with truculent `more-than-my-jobs-worth' accountants --- "you should have submitted the info complete to me by November ... " blah blah blah.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

I adore & want you so : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmOCDc3xLCs

50 ways to leave your lover : 2 ways to change your accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Reach out, I'll be there : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7mVNfuY0c

Working from 9 to way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2010 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants remain closed until 4th January ?! --- and declare rules such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant --- I shall be pleased to chat to you
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef , Message me on 07952 297971
I've nothing much to offer, theres nothing much to take ?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Sale-time --- wooo, lets get some shoes

Thats right girlfriend -- lets get some shoes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

Well --- I'll call briefly at start of M&S Brighton store sale 8am this morning --- on my way towards Superhero Accountant HQ desk --- yes, getting back into the work groove at this hectic time of year for Accounts schedules & Tax Returns.
I notice some Accountants are closed until 4th January ? --- well, their choice of course but that seems quite traditional + less in-tune with businesses expecting to be active 24th December - 3rd January ??

I shall be pleased to connect with individuals & businesses in friendly stylie --- you could contact me through Twitter ( http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ) or message my mobile -- 07952 297971.
Oh -- by-the-way -- can I borrow that top ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPDl2g8Upvk

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant

Fashion : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA27aQZCQMk

D-I-Y Tax : I don't need an Accountant ??

I hear people remark that "I don't need an Accountant for my Tax Return, I'll just do-it-myself ..." ??
Well ---- completing a Tax Return is a very delicate & precise exercise -- rather similar to carrying out a vasectomy operation --- sure, it could be kinda fun to have a go at doing-it-yourself -- but its probably best left to the experts ??!!

Accountancy & Tax services -- its like having a bidet in your bathroom ---- not essential, but it adds a touch of class ?!

So --- you'll contact me + we'll get the Tax sorted ??

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Acountant ---- bells, whistles & rump-a-pump-pump :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vJp-lSv0S0

Ziggy played guitar ?

Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with that uncompleted Tax Return ?!

Well -- time 's getting on now -- nearly into Decembertime & Xmas-partying :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KjSsTagY3s
Get in touch + I can sort-out your Tax --- no worries.

Best regards, AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk

sublime Bowie : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAveRvYGbJg

even superheroes get ear-ache

hello hello, I'm back again : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Msnt4lLm-g
er -- not in gary-glitter computer-perv stylie ...

I've have ear-infections for the past couple of months -- whch is tiring.
But, of course I return to save the UK economy -- + connect with Bton & Hove business-friends in Twitterland [ AccyKeef ].

If your present Accountant is causing you ear-ache with loads of questions etc rather than getting on with whats required on accounts & tax ; I shall be pleased to assist you in laid-back easy mode --- contact me + lets chat ?

I'm still socialising ---- + looking fwd to December Xmastime partying.
This past week, I attended a couple of concerts through Brighton's Early Music Festival :
http://www.bremf.org.uk/
including Emma Kirkby featured in concert @ St Georges Church, Kemp Town area :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjc0qug-1NQ
a gorgeous voice -- not as good as Mary from X-factor though ?! -- even to a deaf-superhero here ...

Sending best regards, Kx
starting all over again  : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q97ho7npMcU

that girl 's a nutter ?!

I saw film `the girl who played with fire' : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3606
Intense storyline -- uncomfortable viewing at times, like the previous `dragon tattoo girl' film.
Gosh -- could quite put me off my popcorn/hot-dog etc ...
 Oy mate -- your missus is a nutter : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SAYlRf_6bQ

Also catching-up with viewing the docu-drama `u be dead' from last sunday on ITV :
http://www.itv.com/ITVPlayer/  --- an intriguing tale.
One of the main actors is a client at office-deskland.

I shall be pleased to assist in checking-things-out if you hear of anyone receiving those unexpected tax assessments from payroll adjustments that we see in the news : 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309524/The-great-tax-revolt-Experts-tell-thousands-pay-unpaid-tax-HMRC-blunder.html

best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

hectic workload -- happily going slightly mad : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkT5dVJsnYk