Christmas food shopping on supermarket-singles-night

Food glorious food : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQDllvuy1I

Blog-dating attempt no. 243 : M, eternally-29, size 9 in slippers, WLTM big-hair leather-clad rock-chick, clutching a large tub of hot-brandy-butter -- you'll find me in the fruitcake aisle -- no umbrella, no coat ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAfxs0IDeMs

Oh go on --- its Christmas ?!
thank you very much, thank you very much ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_n-cf5YPHQ

OK -- I'll take that as a no then
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
gettin down, gettin funky : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcQJj7d18eA

if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ??

Yes -- Xmas partytimes -- reviving those 100% guaranteed chat-up-lines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVUrq7jvtM
Lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm as I wait underneath the mistletoe ...
"Pull a cracker ? -- looking at you darling, reckon I already have" ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPuRA1rZuTA

Shoppers seem very hectic here in Brighton -- getting those bargains on behalf of Father Christmas.
He has my wish-list + I've been quite a good boy this year for sure.
However, I see from Current TV channel that maybe the old codger has his own designs on unwrapping that foxy blonde I asked for :
http://current.com/items/91246349_tonight-at-10pm-a-sugar-daddy-meets-a-sugar-baby-for-the-first-time.htm

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef ---- true to you darling :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6K8R8KqpCE

D-I-Y Tax : I don't need an Accountant ??

I hear people remark that "I don't need an Accountant for my Tax Return, I'll just do-it-myself ..." ??
Well ---- completing a Tax Return is a very delicate & precise exercise -- rather similar to carrying out a vasectomy operation --- sure, it could be kinda fun to have a go at doing-it-yourself -- but its probably best left to the experts ??!!

Accountancy & Tax services -- its like having a bidet in your bathroom ---- not essential, but it adds a touch of class ?!

So --- you'll contact me + we'll get the Tax sorted ??

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Acountant ---- bells, whistles & rump-a-pump-pump :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vJp-lSv0S0

Ziggy played guitar ?

Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with that uncompleted Tax Return ?!

Well -- time 's getting on now -- nearly into Decembertime & Xmas-partying :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KjSsTagY3s
Get in touch + I can sort-out your Tax --- no worries.

Best regards, AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk

sublime Bowie : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAveRvYGbJg