if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ??

Yes -- Xmas partytimes -- reviving those 100% guaranteed chat-up-lines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVUrq7jvtM
Lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm as I wait underneath the mistletoe ...
"Pull a cracker ? -- looking at you darling, reckon I already have" ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPuRA1rZuTA

Shoppers seem very hectic here in Brighton -- getting those bargains on behalf of Father Christmas.
He has my wish-list + I've been quite a good boy this year for sure.
However, I see from Current TV channel that maybe the old codger has his own designs on unwrapping that foxy blonde I asked for :
http://current.com/items/91246349_tonight-at-10pm-a-sugar-daddy-meets-a-sugar-baby-for-the-first-time.htm

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef ---- true to you darling :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6K8R8KqpCE

The Great Pretender : more popular than Jesus ?!

Oh yes, I'm The Great Pretender : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ujv9aEUSyQ
everyone follow me in internetland pleeeease ... twitter : accykeef

I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock --  Jesus only had 12 disciples following him, though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" .
Not The Messiah --- just a very naughty boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant ----- I could've been someone ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY