Showing posts with label dating consultants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dating consultants. Show all posts

Saturday, 8 December 2012

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra Movie ?? ; :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.

Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8

So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc



Saturday, 31 March 2012

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??

Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A

So the February Valentines Loved-Up vibe has somewhat faded ??
In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://youtu.be/Ky5_WeQWfeY

Thursday, 16 February 2012

Valentines-week Frisky-Friday :- Dating-Guru instructional video `This will help you Pull'

 Frisky : http://youtu.be/SoKT900YbCc  --- "would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit"
Well really young Chap --- its not exactly Cole Porter lyrics is it ??

My love-life is beyond redemption  --- I still take my chat-up lines from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://youtu.be/f44sfpCA43E

Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `This will help you Pull' :
 http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm
 er, can anyone lend me a baby please ??

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM

Saturday, 12 November 2011

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Dating Tutorial No. 21 : Where do you go to my lovely ??

Your clothes are all made by Balmain, and theres diamonds & pearls in your hair :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_dduKiZb6w
My clothes are chosen by Matron, and theres last night's trifle-dessert in my hair.
Blog-Dating box-no 243 : M, size 9 in slippers, WLTM Parisien style free-loving cutie.

I'm attending an early-eve event tonight with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
A guest is joining me -- Fiona Cousins of TopMatch dating consultants in Brighton area :
http://www.brighton.topmatch-uk.com/service.html

Alas, my love-life is beyond redemption of course --- I still take chat-up guidance from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIoTgKmpN4

Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `this will help you pull' --- er, can anyone lend me a baby please ?? : http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM