Love is the Drug ---- reporting from the frontline of internet dating world

Love is the Drug : http://youtu.be/0n3OepDn5GU

I've been `dipping my toe' into the world of internet dating.
The idea was ---- its May Festivaltime, I'll be attending events; maybe link-in with an elegant lady similarly attending concerts/exhibitions ...

Gosh this internet-dating lark is quite exhausting of time ---- somewhat addictive to keep lingering in internetland + not productive. Women message me for intense sexy-messaging --- sending photo-images of their boobage, or of someone's boobage --- msging for a couple of hours then just disappearing off ----- I guess girls just just wanna have a bit of online flirty-fun without meeting ----- or its a hairy-arsed security guy spicing-up the evening-shift by being sexy-starlet miss Trixie ...

One surreal msging exchange :---- we have moved on to txting because we are going to meet ----- I message suggesting meeting at Dome + going for `flirty-cocktails at MyHotel' ---- I receive a reply haranguing me "I think we maybe looking for different things ? Flirty cock & tails in your hotel room in all your messages! Sorry but ..." ----- true msge recd, I'm not making-this-up.

So --- I've been spending eves online responding in dating-world ----- + neglecting my Superhero duties in Twitterland saving the econonmy ...  I'm definitely stopping this + cancelling my profile ----- oh hang-on, miss Trixie has msged again ...

Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

How to chat up girls ----  ask her to contribute to your ear-bucket ?! :
http://youtu.be/hstPHM3R1dY

if I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ??

Yes -- Xmas partytimes -- reviving those 100% guaranteed chat-up-lines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVUrq7jvtM
Lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm as I wait underneath the mistletoe ...
"Pull a cracker ? -- looking at you darling, reckon I already have" ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPuRA1rZuTA

Shoppers seem very hectic here in Brighton -- getting those bargains on behalf of Father Christmas.
He has my wish-list + I've been quite a good boy this year for sure.
However, I see from Current TV channel that maybe the old codger has his own designs on unwrapping that foxy blonde I asked for :
http://current.com/items/91246349_tonight-at-10pm-a-sugar-daddy-meets-a-sugar-baby-for-the-first-time.htm

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Brighton Accountant
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

do you come here often ??

"Hi, I'm Johnny the Fox" : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eDXgG1RBDo
admit to using this line -- but only in response to a drunk & strident woman demanding "who are you ?".

That bible of all-things-stylish - today's Daily Mail - reports that cheesy chat-up lines still score flirty success :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1306557/Chat-lines-actually-work-Women-men-reveal-like-flirting-extra-cheese.html
so cutie, if I said you had a beautiful body ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVUrq7jvtM

OK -- I'll take that as a no then.
anyhow, sending best regards Kx

Lie down -- I think I love ya : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIoTgKmpN4