50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free ...

In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival :Superhero guidance for Batchelor Cooking

The 10 day Eastertime Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival has launched of course : http://www.brightonfoodfestival.com/
all looks fabulously tasty indeed

As all-round talented Superhero, I can offer free guidance here ---- Batchelor Cooking :
There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

one of life's batchelor boys :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

Batchelor Christmas Cooking --- Instructional Lesson One : The all-day breakfast

Wishing it could be Christmas Meal everyday ?? : http://youtu.be/dgELkMHdfJw
Well -- thanks to my stockpile of Pot Noodle Christmas Dinner, it can be :
http://www.thedrum.co.uk/news/2011/10/25/golden-wonder-launches-christmas-dinner-flavoured-noodles

There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- the all-day breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
michelin-tyred chef -- one of life's batchelor boys :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

Foodies Festival on Hove Lawns : Batchelor Cooking --- Instructional Lesson 1

I see theres a Foodies Festival on Hove Lawns ---- I might call-along this afternoon :
http://www.foodiesfestival.com/brighton-masterclasses/
£10 is a bit pricey if not really interested in watching chefs ? -- though the performers today look good with Brighton Beach Boys etc.

Batchelor Cooking :
There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

one of life's batchelor boys : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

Batchelor Christmas Cooking --- instructional lesson 1

There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
michelin-tyred chef -- one of life's batchelor boys : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0