D-I-Y Tax : I don't need an Accountant ??

I hear people remark that "I don't need an Accountant for my Tax Return, I'll just do-it-myself ..." ??
Well ---- completing a Tax Return is a very delicate & precise exercise -- rather similar to carrying out a vasectomy operation --- sure, it could be kinda fun to have a go at doing-it-yourself -- but its probably best left to the experts ??!!

Accountancy & Tax services -- its like having a bidet in your bathroom ---- not essential, but it adds a touch of class ?!

So --- you'll contact me + we'll get the Tax sorted ??

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Acountant ---- bells, whistles & rump-a-pump-pump :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vJp-lSv0S0

so this is Christmas : acumen law & comedy

So this is Christmas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb2YSAVHmIE

I attended local arts/media event `The Space' @ Komedia Brighton last night --- film-critic, journalist Barry Norman + comedian,writer Frank Skinner were guests :
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/25499275/events
http://www.thespace.uk.com/

Acumen Law Media sponsored the event -- their representative Josh spoke for approx 10 mins on `defamation' & `copyright' directly prior to Frank Skinner ---- who somewhat `joshed' about having lawyers as his `warm-up' performer.
 
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant ------ I am the Walrus : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG73Pk1yUj8

these hands are lethal weapons ?!

Everybody was kung-fu fighting : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTiSzFp4arg
I saw DVD of remake film for The Karate Kid : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY8amUImEu0
A watchable film I thought ---- + for young-boys (its PG-rating) it must be their equivalent vibe of seeing Bruce Lee Enter the Dragon exciting fight-scenes ?!
In my superhero-mode, I do not have martial-arts ninja powers --- though I do wear lashings of Hai-Karate aftershave to entice the cuties ?! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71JIs6fxOSE

Best regards, Kx
Accykeef --- Superhero Accountant

You hardly talk to me anymore  -- when I kung-fu the door at the end of the day ??! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj10EzNKA2M

The Great Pretender : more popular than Jesus ?!

Oh yes, I'm The Great Pretender : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ujv9aEUSyQ
everyone follow me in internetland pleeeease ... twitter : accykeef

I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock --  Jesus only had 12 disciples following him, though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" .
Not The Messiah --- just a very naughty boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant ----- I could've been someone ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- multiplication, thats the name of the game :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tQLsvCtOTA

Oh you pretty things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

Ra Ra Rasputin : brrrr, it must be colder than Siberia

Oh those Russians : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmjdZKfumEI
So Russia worked its magic on FIFA as World Cup hosts.

I trudge through the snow to Superhero HQ desk this week -- keeping the UK economy on-track for Accounts & Tax. The seafront sights are very beautiful ----- such a Winter's Tale :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5w2lb2SdE

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- come join me for a Seaside Rendezvous ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWhdx6OB_uc

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo : baby its cold outside

Sing it Wagner : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3PRmu0nDr4
I saw film `The American' with George Clooney  : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3805
about a loner guy who shuns interaction etc -- unlike me --- I'm going along to join business-friends at the Hove Business Association Christmas event tomorrow :
http://www.hovebiz.com/index.php/hba-christmas-party/

Hopefully the snow/ice will abate.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- come join me darling, 'cause baby its cold outside :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PceqPkTdYgA