Theres no need for your visit to an Accountant to be a Halloween type spooky experience.
I'd be thrilled to link-in on assistance to businesses & individuals.
My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant based in Brighton & Hove --saving the UK economy from his office-desk -- while also socialising, mischief-making & failing to act-his-age.
Tuesday, 30 October 2012
Wednesday, 10 October 2012
50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free ...
In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc
You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.
I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc
You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.
I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Sunday, 23 September 2012
forget this horrid weather ?! --- Tropical Party-Nte this Thursday 27th
Hove Business Association [ www.Hovebiz.com ] have allowed me to organise a social event --- an informal Tropical Party-Nte on this Thursday 27th at the Bali Brasserie restaurant [ www.balibrasserie.co.uk ]
Theres a welcome drink from 7.15pm ---- 3 course Indonesian & Malaysian menu dining at 7.45 ---- + a party band in the lounge afterwards ...
Bookings at just £15 can be made through the events details online at Hovebiz.com :
Bookings are coming-in + it looks set to be a fun eve.
It would be great if business-friends are able to join me in socialising & informal networking.
Summer-outfits style would be welcomed, but its not compulsory ... !
The sponsor for the event is Jemma Garrett of The Sun Lounge Hove – www.greattan.co.uk --- in case you need to top-up the tropical-tan levels.
Sending thanks for reading --- + hopes you may be available to party on Thursday.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Wednesday, 19 September 2012
Brighton & Hove Choir Singing : Brighton College Choral Society
Singing in choirs seems to be popular at present ---- from the Gareth Malone TV shows etc http://www.garethmalone.com/
I go along to Brighton College Choral Society on thursdays 7-9pm : http://brightoncollegechoral.org/
This term -- we have Vivaldi Gloria + Mozart C minor Mass.
I recommend this choir ---- really well-organised + good fun after stressful work-days.
Plus the venue at Brighton College is splendid of course.
If you wish to contact me through Twitterland, I shall be pleased to chat.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
I go along to Brighton College Choral Society on thursdays 7-9pm : http://brightoncollegechoral.org/
This term -- we have Vivaldi Gloria + Mozart C minor Mass.
I recommend this choir ---- really well-organised + good fun after stressful work-days.
Plus the venue at Brighton College is splendid of course.
If you wish to contact me through Twitterland, I shall be pleased to chat.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Tuesday, 11 September 2012
offering reduced Accountancy & Tax Return assistance to socially-connected businesses ---- 50% off ? 100% off ?!
These next few weeks into autumn, I'd like to offer to business-friends that we work together ---- with me discounting your Accountancy & Tax Return fees from present level ---- say 50% reduction ---- or even potentially 100% reduction in fees. You could put the fees savings towards an autumn-time holiday-break this year ?
Whats your part of the arrangement ? ---- well, I'm realising business-friends have good social-connections in Twitterland and social-networking ---- and I hope may assist in raising my profile ---- in non-pushy laid-back stylie.
I hope thats a reasonable suggestion ? ---- potentially you could enjoy free Accy & Tax Returns for 1 twitterland mention ... ?!
This is a genuine offer ---- please contact me + I can outline formally my offer ---- with hopes we can connect together ---- discretion of course that if it doesn't sound right for you then carry-on with your present Accountant.
This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a friendly Chartered Accountants Firm long-established in Brighton & Hove.
Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Whats your part of the arrangement ? ---- well, I'm realising business-friends have good social-connections in Twitterland and social-networking ---- and I hope may assist in raising my profile ---- in non-pushy laid-back stylie.
I hope thats a reasonable suggestion ? ---- potentially you could enjoy free Accy & Tax Returns for 1 twitterland mention ... ?!
This is a genuine offer ---- please contact me + I can outline formally my offer ---- with hopes we can connect together ---- discretion of course that if it doesn't sound right for you then carry-on with your present Accountant.
This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a friendly Chartered Accountants Firm long-established in Brighton & Hove.
Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Tuesday, 28 August 2012
Tax Office updates Film Industry Guidance Notes on the application of PAYE and National Insurance contributions
HMRC have published an updated version of its guidance notes on the the application of PAYE and National Insurance contributions to non-permanent, casual and freelance workers in the film & television production industries.
The details are here : http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/specialist/film_industry.htm
A specialist niche in the wonderful world of Tax Assistance ... ---- but on-the-radar at Superhero Accountant HQ through our client-focus expertise in media production sectors.
Sending best regards
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Sunday, 26 August 2012
Start a Company --- Registration of a straightforward Ltd Company for £18 fee
I'm mentioning that Companies House now offer the facility for registration of a new Limited Company for £18 fee. Go to Companies House website : http://www.companieshouse.gov.uk/ --- see top-left panel `Start a Company' and click-through to the guidance details on Web Incorporation Service.£18 fee to register online looks a terrific reduction in usual fee-costs incurred.
This is applicable for registration of straightforward Companies ---- but most new start-up Companies would be this straightforward structure.
For more complex structures, theres specialist help available through a company formation agent --- such as Brighton Formations : http://www.brightonformations.co.uk/
Accountants / Lawyers like to take-charge of dealing with the company registration --- for which accountants are likely to charge their time-cost fees from £150-£200 + VAT ---- lawyers time-costs rates are usually double those of accountants.
Not saying that accountants / lawyers are not `adding-value' in taking-charge of the process to Start a Company --- BUT --- wouldn't you prefer to connect with assistance from an accountant who makes you aware of the potential cost options & savings available ???
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
This is applicable for registration of straightforward Companies ---- but most new start-up Companies would be this straightforward structure.
For more complex structures, theres specialist help available through a company formation agent --- such as Brighton Formations : http://www.brightonformations.co.uk/
Accountants / Lawyers like to take-charge of dealing with the company registration --- for which accountants are likely to charge their time-cost fees from £150-£200 + VAT ---- lawyers time-costs rates are usually double those of accountants.
Not saying that accountants / lawyers are not `adding-value' in taking-charge of the process to Start a Company --- BUT --- wouldn't you prefer to connect with assistance from an accountant who makes you aware of the potential cost options & savings available ???
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
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