Friday, 25 May 2012

The Devil went down to Brighton Fringe --- theatre tnte + at weekend with Christopher Marlowe's Doctor Faustus

Commending the Brighton Fringe production of Doctor Faustus, The Imaginarium :Its about a guy who sells his soul to the devil ---- no, not Simon Cowell --- Faust.
http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/event.aspx?evId=3380
http://www.tanglehead.co.uk/

Intense, sexy --- `demanding' --- its 3 hours of Christopher Marlowe 17th century speech.
Why bother ? ---- because its different from lightweight fringe shows ?--- because you love english literature ? Because it features probs our greatest living actor ?! ---- my mate Gordon : http://youtu.be/RBb3e6c27Oo --- well, greatest actor at quirky commercials ...

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Friday, 18 May 2012

Thursday, 17 May 2012

Love is the Drug ---- reporting from the frontline of internet dating world

Love is the Drug : http://youtu.be/0n3OepDn5GU

I've been `dipping my toe' into the world of internet dating.
The idea was ---- its May Festivaltime, I'll be attending events; maybe link-in with an elegant lady similarly attending concerts/exhibitions ...

Gosh this internet-dating lark is quite exhausting of time ---- somewhat addictive to keep lingering in internetland + not productive. Women message me for intense sexy-messaging --- sending photo-images of their boobage, or of someone's boobage --- msging for a couple of hours then just disappearing off ----- I guess girls just just wanna have a bit of online flirty-fun without meeting ----- or its a hairy-arsed security guy spicing-up the evening-shift by being sexy-starlet miss Trixie ...

One surreal msging exchange :---- we have moved on to txting because we are going to meet ----- I message suggesting meeting at Dome + going for `flirty-cocktails at MyHotel' ---- I receive a reply haranguing me "I think we maybe looking for different things ? Flirty cock & tails in your hotel room in all your messages! Sorry but ..." ----- true msge recd, I'm not making-this-up.

So --- I've been spending eves online responding in dating-world ----- + neglecting my Superhero duties in Twitterland saving the econonmy ...  I'm definitely stopping this + cancelling my profile ----- oh hang-on, miss Trixie has msged again ...

Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

How to chat up girls ----  ask her to contribute to your ear-bucket ?! :
http://youtu.be/hstPHM3R1dY


Monday, 23 April 2012

Peace Love & Chilled vibes with Bob Marley --- if you'd just stop rioting; don't chat, don't snack & don't kick the f**king chair

I was all-set for a lazy chilled Sunday afternoon --- watching the Bob Marley film at Duke of Yorks  http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Marley/

Spent an early lunch near Rottingdean, then aimed to get bus into central Bton --- slowly loiter through The North Laine area, briskly walk past London Road shops (well, you understand ...) + arrive at Duke of Yorks in plenty of time.

So ---- I wait an hour for a bus because of disruption from the nationality rioting curfuffle
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9663359.Bottles_thrown__bins_torched_and_arrests_during_heated_March_for_England/?ref=mr

I now need to head straight to cinema ---- arriving just in time, somewhat fraught.
I find a quiet space --- against the side-wall.
As film starts, a smug-dating couple sit directly behind --- to flirty-chat, unwrap their snacks + kick the f**king chair to bass-beat ----- we're jamming ... kick kick kick.
I reckon its a girl-thing ---- cross yr legs n swing foot coquettishly  ...
The film is 2 1/2 hrs long + I'm already stressed, so I can't stand for this !
The guy sounded manly, so I got my jacket + moved further down front into the corner ---- sometimes its best to be a coward, rather than a superhero ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

War / No more trouble : http://youtu.be/vPZydAotVOY

Friday, 20 April 2012

Hey World, here I ammmmmm...

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we ease into new tax-year --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?

My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.

You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://youtu.be/JbeI_ubX-d0

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

My perfect cousin ---- Sean, the hunky leather-clad superhero AA-breakdown biker

My perfect cousin : http://youtu.be/w0MCti-LBFg

This week --- arriving back at Superhero Accountants HQ from an afternoon seminar update in Accountancy & Audit ---- I told my colleagues to `go on ahead' while I lingered outside the building to make dreaming-eyes at a gorgeous leather-clad biker-guy ...Cue later office-gossip enquiries "Who was that ??" ---- well, my perfect cousin Sean.

The AA-recovery service is trialling having a guy tooled-up on a heavy-duty superbike, to be based in Brighton ---- rushing around keeping the roads clear from stranded folks and generally adding to the eye-candy ambiance in his AA-yellow splendour.

Sean is that guy ---- when he is not being AA-man he spends family-time with his lovely children, donates his `free-time' to be a volunteer emergency-despatch motorbike-guy getting vital life-or-death supplies to hospitals for operations ---- and sometimes even calls-in to help my mother with home-maintenance problems when she needs to `get a man in' (+ of course her feckless son is of no use ...).

So ---- if you see him around Brighton, give Sean a friendly wave ----- + hey bitch, keep yr flirty-hands-off my perfect cousin while he goes about his superhero tasks.

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

No car or home repair skills whatsoever
---- a lifetime wasted on teenage kicks :
http://youtu.be/oskM5XD_Yc4