50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://youtu.be/Ky5_WeQWfeY

Johnny Depp & Me --- 1 million degrees of separation : my part as the Wind beneath his Wings ?!

Catching-up with Johnny Depp on this week's Graham Norton show :
BBCi player http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/tv/bbc_one_london/watchlive

Johnny is promoting The Rum Bum ... Diary :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rum-Bum-Concertina-George-Melly/dp/0708813976
oops, thats wrong --- its The Rum Diary film : http://youtu.be/0YUx36yLLug

Anyhow --- the production-company for The Graham Norton Show [SO TV] links to Superhero Accountant HQ --- a desirable connection, but appreciating of course thats 1 million degrees of separation from the office-desk --- unlike other local Accountants I notice constantly bragging in Twitterland about their celeb,media clients ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Its 24-carat showbiz daahlings : http://youtu.be/nS1XDaNgH1Y

Look at Me : More popular than Jesus : I am the new Jerry Hall

Look at Me : http://youtu.be/5CzW8h2tLME
I view other Accountants' twitterings & blogs + am amazed that they find such large chunks of time during the working-day for lingering online. At Superhero Accountant HQ we focus on working extra-hard providing quality-expertise for efficiently time-managed fees-levels. I keep my online postings for evenings/early-mornings + weekends.

On those non-superhero Accountants' efforts to collect large numbers ot Twitterland friends --- I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock that Jesus only had 12 disciples following him; though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" ...

Anyhow --- signing-off now

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I am the new Jerry Hall : http://youtu.be/6lxt14grmqk

Fish Friday --- your plaice or mine ?!

Saturday Night Fish Fry : http://youtu.be/EzeEAKygIPM
Brighton is always one day ahead in super-cool vibes to have Fish Friday events :
 http://www.fishfriday.co.uk/  :  http://twitter.com/#!/fishfriday
Super-stylish supper club for business-networking @ The Grand Hotel Brighton.

I'm excited to have my place booked for  this month's supper on next Friday 21st Oct.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Gone Fishin' : http://youtu.be/nxuOavb_Vy8

Arts,Media connections through The Space event @ Brighton Komedia Thurs 6th October

I thoroughly recommend The Space --- which returns to Komedia Brighton on thurs :
http://www.thespace.uk.com/
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/keyword/the%20space


This month --- cinematographer Brian Tufano + the sexy/scary Skin from Skunk Anansie :
Hedonism : http://youtu.be/LLs-JP5FGAg  Brazen : http://youtu.be/MbLR-l2yyr8

I have my ticket + am excited to attend the evening.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Brazen (Weep) perfecto mix : http://youtu.be/KD2IFebmFig

Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival : ---- offering Batchelor Cooking Instructional Lesson 1 -- breakfast

This month is Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival of course :
http://www.brightonfoodfestival.com/
Champagne & Sussex Sparkling Wine event today at Hotel du Vin --- £20 , £55

Offering free guidance here ---- Batchelor Cooking :
There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

one of life's batchelor boys : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

does watching early-morning Zumba adverts on cable TV count as `working out' ??

Leaving the TV on late-night `Kiss' music channel means I wake to hot & sweaty latino Zumba promotions + adverts for contraptions that will `accentuate my core' .
With summertime upon us, , I realise I must get super-buff.

Cardiovascular-endurance ? muscle-progression ? ---- I just want to look good naked ! --- or to be more precise darling --- look even better naked ?!
High-impact aerobics --- one spectator-ticket please --- I'm definitely not taking my suit & tie off.
I imagine affecting a similar vibe to my drinking-buddy Sir Les Patterson :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu_SsiLNrk

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

In just 7 days, they can make me a man ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4QVCowisY