Also --- those `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT
Anyhow -- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI
Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant based in Brighton & Hove --saving the UK economy from his office-desk -- while also socialising, mischief-making & failing to act-his-age.
Tuesday, 11 December 2012
Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine --- wanky email Xmas-animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here
No more wanky email Xmas-animated-greetings please --- they're lazy + not `comedy' --- bah humbug :
Also --- those `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT
Anyhow -- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI
Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Also --- those `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT
Anyhow -- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI
Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Monday, 10 December 2012
Friendly-style & keenly-priced business networking in Brighton & Hove with Hove Business Association
I'm enjoying linking-in with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role..
Thursday 13th we breakfast from 7.45 to 9am at Sussex County Cricket Ground Hove.
This month's breakfast will include a presentation by Adam Mizler on ‘Social Media and the Workplace’. Adam is Head of Employment Law at Woolley Bevis Diplock Solicitors. The rise of social media presents a number of challenges for employers. By looking at recent (and sometimes quite amusing) cases in this area of law, the aim is to give an overview of what small businesses can do practically to give themselves a better chance of dealing effectively with issues relating to social media that can, and do, arise in the employment context.
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Please check the details at Hovebiz website : http://www.hovebiz.com/
I shall be attending --- it would be great to see you there too.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role..
Thursday 13th we breakfast from 7.45 to 9am at Sussex County Cricket Ground Hove.
This month's breakfast will include a presentation by Adam Mizler on ‘Social Media and the Workplace’. Adam is Head of Employment Law at Woolley Bevis Diplock Solicitors. The rise of social media presents a number of challenges for employers. By looking at recent (and sometimes quite amusing) cases in this area of law, the aim is to give an overview of what small businesses can do practically to give themselves a better chance of dealing effectively with issues relating to social media that can, and do, arise in the employment context.
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Please check the details at Hovebiz website : http://www.hovebiz.com/
I shall be attending --- it would be great to see you there too.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Saturday, 8 December 2012
alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps
Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra Movie ?? ; :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...
Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!
Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...
Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!
Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc
Wednesday, 28 November 2012
Ziggy played guitar -- but only 'cause he'd lost his bugle
Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle ...
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with that uncompleted Tax Return ?!
The deadline for submitting a paper-copy Tax Return has ended (on 31st Oct).
I'd be pleased to liaise with you to submit online to meet the 31st January deadline for online Tax Returns.
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfCFU3Mqww
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with that uncompleted Tax Return ?!
The deadline for submitting a paper-copy Tax Return has ended (on 31st Oct).
I'd be pleased to liaise with you to submit online to meet the 31st January deadline for online Tax Returns.
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfCFU3Mqww
Tuesday, 30 October 2012
Ghoulish tax stuff giving you the Willies ?? --- Superhero Brighton Accountant to the rescue ...
Theres no need for your visit to an Accountant to be a Halloween type spooky experience.
I'd be thrilled to link-in on assistance to businesses & individuals.
My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
I'd be thrilled to link-in on assistance to businesses & individuals.
My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Wednesday, 10 October 2012
50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free ...
In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc
You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.
I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc
You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.
I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Sunday, 23 September 2012
forget this horrid weather ?! --- Tropical Party-Nte this Thursday 27th
Hove Business Association [ www.Hovebiz.com ] have allowed me to organise a social event --- an informal Tropical Party-Nte on this Thursday 27th at the Bali Brasserie restaurant [ www.balibrasserie.co.uk ]
Theres a welcome drink from 7.15pm ---- 3 course Indonesian & Malaysian menu dining at 7.45 ---- + a party band in the lounge afterwards ...
Bookings at just £15 can be made through the events details online at Hovebiz.com :
Bookings are coming-in + it looks set to be a fun eve.
It would be great if business-friends are able to join me in socialising & informal networking.
Summer-outfits style would be welcomed, but its not compulsory ... !
The sponsor for the event is Jemma Garrett of The Sun Lounge Hove – www.greattan.co.uk --- in case you need to top-up the tropical-tan levels.
Sending thanks for reading --- + hopes you may be available to party on Thursday.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Wednesday, 19 September 2012
Brighton & Hove Choir Singing : Brighton College Choral Society
Singing in choirs seems to be popular at present ---- from the Gareth Malone TV shows etc http://www.garethmalone.com/
I go along to Brighton College Choral Society on thursdays 7-9pm : http://brightoncollegechoral.org/
This term -- we have Vivaldi Gloria + Mozart C minor Mass.
I recommend this choir ---- really well-organised + good fun after stressful work-days.
Plus the venue at Brighton College is splendid of course.
If you wish to contact me through Twitterland, I shall be pleased to chat.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
I go along to Brighton College Choral Society on thursdays 7-9pm : http://brightoncollegechoral.org/
This term -- we have Vivaldi Gloria + Mozart C minor Mass.
I recommend this choir ---- really well-organised + good fun after stressful work-days.
Plus the venue at Brighton College is splendid of course.
If you wish to contact me through Twitterland, I shall be pleased to chat.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Tuesday, 11 September 2012
offering reduced Accountancy & Tax Return assistance to socially-connected businesses ---- 50% off ? 100% off ?!
These next few weeks into autumn, I'd like to offer to business-friends that we work together ---- with me discounting your Accountancy & Tax Return fees from present level ---- say 50% reduction ---- or even potentially 100% reduction in fees. You could put the fees savings towards an autumn-time holiday-break this year ?
Whats your part of the arrangement ? ---- well, I'm realising business-friends have good social-connections in Twitterland and social-networking ---- and I hope may assist in raising my profile ---- in non-pushy laid-back stylie.
I hope thats a reasonable suggestion ? ---- potentially you could enjoy free Accy & Tax Returns for 1 twitterland mention ... ?!
This is a genuine offer ---- please contact me + I can outline formally my offer ---- with hopes we can connect together ---- discretion of course that if it doesn't sound right for you then carry-on with your present Accountant.
This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a friendly Chartered Accountants Firm long-established in Brighton & Hove.
Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Whats your part of the arrangement ? ---- well, I'm realising business-friends have good social-connections in Twitterland and social-networking ---- and I hope may assist in raising my profile ---- in non-pushy laid-back stylie.
I hope thats a reasonable suggestion ? ---- potentially you could enjoy free Accy & Tax Returns for 1 twitterland mention ... ?!
This is a genuine offer ---- please contact me + I can outline formally my offer ---- with hopes we can connect together ---- discretion of course that if it doesn't sound right for you then carry-on with your present Accountant.
This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a friendly Chartered Accountants Firm long-established in Brighton & Hove.
Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Tuesday, 28 August 2012
Tax Office updates Film Industry Guidance Notes on the application of PAYE and National Insurance contributions
HMRC have published an updated version of its guidance notes on the the application of PAYE and National Insurance contributions to non-permanent, casual and freelance workers in the film & television production industries.
The details are here : http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/specialist/film_industry.htm
A specialist niche in the wonderful world of Tax Assistance ... ---- but on-the-radar at Superhero Accountant HQ through our client-focus expertise in media production sectors.
Sending best regards
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Sunday, 26 August 2012
Start a Company --- Registration of a straightforward Ltd Company for £18 fee
I'm mentioning that Companies House now offer the facility for registration of a new Limited Company for £18 fee. Go to Companies House website : http://www.companieshouse.gov.uk/ --- see top-left panel `Start a Company' and click-through to the guidance details on Web Incorporation Service.£18 fee to register online looks a terrific reduction in usual fee-costs incurred.
This is applicable for registration of straightforward Companies ---- but most new start-up Companies would be this straightforward structure.
For more complex structures, theres specialist help available through a company formation agent --- such as Brighton Formations : http://www.brightonformations.co.uk/
Accountants / Lawyers like to take-charge of dealing with the company registration --- for which accountants are likely to charge their time-cost fees from £150-£200 + VAT ---- lawyers time-costs rates are usually double those of accountants.
Not saying that accountants / lawyers are not `adding-value' in taking-charge of the process to Start a Company --- BUT --- wouldn't you prefer to connect with assistance from an accountant who makes you aware of the potential cost options & savings available ???
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
This is applicable for registration of straightforward Companies ---- but most new start-up Companies would be this straightforward structure.
For more complex structures, theres specialist help available through a company formation agent --- such as Brighton Formations : http://www.brightonformations.co.uk/
Accountants / Lawyers like to take-charge of dealing with the company registration --- for which accountants are likely to charge their time-cost fees from £150-£200 + VAT ---- lawyers time-costs rates are usually double those of accountants.
Not saying that accountants / lawyers are not `adding-value' in taking-charge of the process to Start a Company --- BUT --- wouldn't you prefer to connect with assistance from an accountant who makes you aware of the potential cost options & savings available ???
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Tuesday, 21 August 2012
Look at Me : More popular than Jesus ---- attention-demanding Accountants ...
Look at Me ...
I view other Accountants' twitterings & blogs + am amazed that they find such large chunks of time during the working-day for lingering online. At Superhero Accountant HQ we focus on working extra-hard providing quality-expertise for efficiently time-managed fees-levels. I keep my online postings for evenings/early-mornings + weekends.
On those non-superhero Accountants' efforts to collect large numbers ot Twitterland friends --- I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock that Jesus only had 12 disciples following him; though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" ...
Anyhow --- signing off from Internet-world
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
I view other Accountants' twitterings & blogs + am amazed that they find such large chunks of time during the working-day for lingering online. At Superhero Accountant HQ we focus on working extra-hard providing quality-expertise for efficiently time-managed fees-levels. I keep my online postings for evenings/early-mornings + weekends.
On those non-superhero Accountants' efforts to collect large numbers ot Twitterland friends --- I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock that Jesus only had 12 disciples following him; though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" ...
Anyhow --- signing off from Internet-world
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Friday, 13 July 2012
does watching early-morning Zumba adverts on cable TV count as `working out' ??
Leaving the TV on late-night `Kiss' music channel means I wake to hot & sweaty latino Zumba promotions + adverts for contraptions that will `accentuate my core' .
As we head towards Olympics-time, I realise I must detox & get super-buff.. Cardiovascular-endurance ? muscle-progression ? ---- I just want to look good naked ---- or to be more precise darling --- look even better naked ?! I imagine affecting a similar vibe to Sir Les Patterson : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu_SsiLNrk
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant
As we head towards Olympics-time, I realise I must detox & get super-buff.. Cardiovascular-endurance ? muscle-progression ? ---- I just want to look good naked ---- or to be more precise darling --- look even better naked ?! I imagine affecting a similar vibe to Sir Les Patterson : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu_SsiLNrk
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant
Wednesday, 27 June 2012
Community Sports & Activities with TakePart Brighton this Saturday 30th at The Manor Centre
For quite a few years I've been Trustee/Director at The Manor Sports & Activities Centre in East Brighton. http://themanorbrighton.com/
This Saturday 30th theres an open-day 1-4pm as part of TakePart Brighton & Hove Sports Festival http://www.takepartbrightonandhove.com/weekendevents-tplocal.html
I like that The Manor has quirky user-groups, rather than just the traditional sports.
So in addition to football & basketball, theres groups displaying their expertise in Street Dance, Circus Skills, etc.
Also ---- theres fencing from the Sussex Sword Academy, who use the Manor Centre :
http://www.hadesign.co.uk/SSA/index.html
Maybe you might call in this Saturday ? ---- it would be lovely to say hello.
Or ---- contact me sometime if you are interested in activities at The Manor.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
This Saturday 30th theres an open-day 1-4pm as part of TakePart Brighton & Hove Sports Festival http://www.takepartbrightonandhove.com/weekendevents-tplocal.html
I like that The Manor has quirky user-groups, rather than just the traditional sports.
So in addition to football & basketball, theres groups displaying their expertise in Street Dance, Circus Skills, etc.
Also ---- theres fencing from the Sussex Sword Academy, who use the Manor Centre :
http://www.hadesign.co.uk/SSA/index.html
Maybe you might call in this Saturday ? ---- it would be lovely to say hello.
Or ---- contact me sometime if you are interested in activities at The Manor.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Sunday, 17 June 2012
Dude runs like a Lady ---- The Great Drag Race for prostate cancer
The Great Drag Race event in London on 30th June : http://youtu.be/JCluzBGHyjYhttp://www.prostateaction.org.uk/greatdragrace
screaming loud to highlight the work of Prostate Action.
Bravo to the pretty superhero running ladies.
Kx -- Superhero Brighton Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Aerosmith --- Dude looks like a Lady :
http://youtu.be/V8PcQeEcUQI
screaming loud to highlight the work of Prostate Action.
Bravo to the pretty superhero running ladies.
Kx -- Superhero Brighton Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Aerosmith --- Dude looks like a Lady :
http://youtu.be/V8PcQeEcUQI
Monday, 11 June 2012
They call it Stormy Monday,Tuesday looks just as bad ??
Fed up with Stormy Monday + not looking fwd to tmrw ... http://youtu.be/BCqEzfWrXfM
Crap start to the working-week ?? ---- well, its probs not helped by that dreary Accountant you seem to perservering with ... ??
I'd be pleased to assist.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Monday-night sad-&-lonely Twitter-club
Its members only : http://youtu.be/-XU5dxAAfzs
Crap start to the working-week ?? ---- well, its probs not helped by that dreary Accountant you seem to perservering with ... ??
I'd be pleased to assist.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971
Monday-night sad-&-lonely Twitter-club
Its members only : http://youtu.be/-XU5dxAAfzs
Tuesday, 5 June 2012
Get down, Get with it ---- get a ticket to The Space for Noddy Holder & Muppets
Get down get with it : http://youtu.be/u7XEjl5GNS8
A stonkingly good event from The Space on 7th June at Komedia Brighton :
http://www.thespace.uk.com/
Noddy Holder plus Muppets producer guy Martin Baker
I thoroughly recommend The Space events for creative-community socialising in Brighton.
Also ---- I see The Space is hosting an event with Sir Alan Parker
at Duke of Yorks on Sunday 1st July afternoon.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
How does it feel ?? http://youtu.be/BRGvjsI2hvg
A stonkingly good event from The Space on 7th June at Komedia Brighton :
http://www.thespace.uk.com/
Noddy Holder plus Muppets producer guy Martin Baker
I thoroughly recommend The Space events for creative-community socialising in Brighton.
Also ---- I see The Space is hosting an event with Sir Alan Parker
at Duke of Yorks on Sunday 1st July afternoon.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
How does it feel ?? http://youtu.be/BRGvjsI2hvg
Friday, 25 May 2012
The Devil went down to Brighton Fringe --- theatre tnte + at weekend with Christopher Marlowe's Doctor Faustus
Commending the Brighton Fringe production of Doctor Faustus, The Imaginarium :Its about a guy who sells his soul to the devil ---- no, not Simon Cowell --- Faust.
http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/event.aspx?evId=3380
http://www.tanglehead.co.uk/
Intense, sexy --- `demanding' --- its 3 hours of Christopher Marlowe 17th century speech.
Why bother ? ---- because its different from lightweight fringe shows ?--- because you love english literature ? Because it features probs our greatest living actor ?! ---- my mate Gordon : http://youtu.be/RBb3e6c27Oo --- well, greatest actor at quirky commercials ...
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/event.aspx?evId=3380
http://www.tanglehead.co.uk/
Intense, sexy --- `demanding' --- its 3 hours of Christopher Marlowe 17th century speech.
Why bother ? ---- because its different from lightweight fringe shows ?--- because you love english literature ? Because it features probs our greatest living actor ?! ---- my mate Gordon : http://youtu.be/RBb3e6c27Oo --- well, greatest actor at quirky commercials ...
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Friday, 18 May 2012
Brighton Festival Artists Open Houses : David Bailey --- who's he ?? ----- I prefer Tony Bowall for photography
David Bailey --- who's he ?? :http://youtu.be/nWlj9ZJkliA
http://youtu.be/ckSm10LZauA
http://youtu.be/i_Yo3FRPeQw
Fabulous to note that photographer Tony Bowall is exhibiting at the Artists Open Houses during this Maytime Brighton Festival. Theres an excellent feature through the Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce website here ;
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/news/visit-photographers-tony-bowalls-open-house-during-brighton-festival
Recommended -- Tony is such a kind & groovy guy :
http://twitter.com/#!/SnowyBeachHuts
http://www.tonybowallphotography.com/
Kx -- Superhero Brighton Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
stick it in yer family-album : http://youtu.be/YPQyd_kELVw
http://youtu.be/ckSm10LZauA
http://youtu.be/i_Yo3FRPeQw
Fabulous to note that photographer Tony Bowall is exhibiting at the Artists Open Houses during this Maytime Brighton Festival. Theres an excellent feature through the Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce website here ;
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/news/visit-photographers-tony-bowalls-open-house-during-brighton-festival
Recommended -- Tony is such a kind & groovy guy :
http://twitter.com/#!/SnowyBeachHuts
http://www.tonybowallphotography.com/
Kx -- Superhero Brighton Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
stick it in yer family-album : http://youtu.be/YPQyd_kELVw
Thursday, 17 May 2012
Love is the Drug ---- reporting from the frontline of internet dating world
Love is the Drug : http://youtu.be/0n3OepDn5GU
I've been `dipping my toe' into the world of internet dating.
The idea was ---- its May Festivaltime, I'll be attending events; maybe link-in with an elegant lady similarly attending concerts/exhibitions ...
Gosh this internet-dating lark is quite exhausting of time ---- somewhat addictive to keep lingering in internetland + not productive. Women message me for intense sexy-messaging --- sending photo-images of their boobage, or of someone's boobage --- msging for a couple of hours then just disappearing off ----- I guess girls just just wanna have a bit of online flirty-fun without meeting ----- or its a hairy-arsed security guy spicing-up the evening-shift by being sexy-starlet miss Trixie ...
One surreal msging exchange :---- we have moved on to txting because we are going to meet ----- I message suggesting meeting at Dome + going for `flirty-cocktails at MyHotel' ---- I receive a reply haranguing me "I think we maybe looking for different things ? Flirty cock & tails in your hotel room in all your messages! Sorry but ..." ----- true msge recd, I'm not making-this-up.
So --- I've been spending eves online responding in dating-world ----- + neglecting my Superhero duties in Twitterland saving the econonmy ... I'm definitely stopping this + cancelling my profile ----- oh hang-on, miss Trixie has msged again ...
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
How to chat up girls ---- ask her to contribute to your ear-bucket ?! :
http://youtu.be/hstPHM3R1dY
I've been `dipping my toe' into the world of internet dating.
The idea was ---- its May Festivaltime, I'll be attending events; maybe link-in with an elegant lady similarly attending concerts/exhibitions ...
Gosh this internet-dating lark is quite exhausting of time ---- somewhat addictive to keep lingering in internetland + not productive. Women message me for intense sexy-messaging --- sending photo-images of their boobage, or of someone's boobage --- msging for a couple of hours then just disappearing off ----- I guess girls just just wanna have a bit of online flirty-fun without meeting ----- or its a hairy-arsed security guy spicing-up the evening-shift by being sexy-starlet miss Trixie ...
One surreal msging exchange :---- we have moved on to txting because we are going to meet ----- I message suggesting meeting at Dome + going for `flirty-cocktails at MyHotel' ---- I receive a reply haranguing me "I think we maybe looking for different things ? Flirty cock & tails in your hotel room in all your messages! Sorry but ..." ----- true msge recd, I'm not making-this-up.
So --- I've been spending eves online responding in dating-world ----- + neglecting my Superhero duties in Twitterland saving the econonmy ... I'm definitely stopping this + cancelling my profile ----- oh hang-on, miss Trixie has msged again ...
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
How to chat up girls ---- ask her to contribute to your ear-bucket ?! :
http://youtu.be/hstPHM3R1dY
Wednesday, 9 May 2012
Tra Laa Laaaaa ---- buffing-up my arias for today's singing-performance in Brighton Fringe Festival
Singing in choirs seems to be popular at present ---- from the Gareth Malone TV shows etc http://www.garethmalone.com/
I attend Brighton College Choral Society http://brightoncollegechoral.org/
Tonight is our performance of Brahms' Requiem http://youtu.be/U3Vq35UNZAg
As part of Brighton Fringe Festival http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/event.aspx?evID=3703
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
I attend Brighton College Choral Society http://brightoncollegechoral.org/
Tonight is our performance of Brahms' Requiem http://youtu.be/U3Vq35UNZAg
As part of Brighton Fringe Festival http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/event.aspx?evID=3703
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Monday, 23 April 2012
Peace Love & Chilled vibes with Bob Marley --- if you'd just stop rioting; don't chat, don't snack & don't kick the f**king chair
I was all-set for a lazy chilled Sunday afternoon --- watching the Bob Marley film at Duke of Yorks http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Marley/
Spent an early lunch near Rottingdean, then aimed to get bus into central Bton --- slowly loiter through The North Laine area, briskly walk past London Road shops (well, you understand ...) + arrive at Duke of Yorks in plenty of time.
So ---- I wait an hour for a bus because of disruption from the nationality rioting curfuffle
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9663359.Bottles_thrown__bins_torched_and_arrests_during_heated_March_for_England/?ref=mr
I now need to head straight to cinema ---- arriving just in time, somewhat fraught.
I find a quiet space --- against the side-wall.
As film starts, a smug-dating couple sit directly behind --- to flirty-chat, unwrap their snacks + kick the f**king chair to bass-beat ----- we're jamming ... kick kick kick.
I reckon its a girl-thing ---- cross yr legs n swing foot coquettishly ...
The film is 2 1/2 hrs long + I'm already stressed, so I can't stand for this !
The guy sounded manly, so I got my jacket + moved further down front into the corner ---- sometimes its best to be a coward, rather than a superhero ...
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
War / No more trouble : http://youtu.be/vPZydAotVOY
Spent an early lunch near Rottingdean, then aimed to get bus into central Bton --- slowly loiter through The North Laine area, briskly walk past London Road shops (well, you understand ...) + arrive at Duke of Yorks in plenty of time.
So ---- I wait an hour for a bus because of disruption from the nationality rioting curfuffle
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9663359.Bottles_thrown__bins_torched_and_arrests_during_heated_March_for_England/?ref=mr
I now need to head straight to cinema ---- arriving just in time, somewhat fraught.
I find a quiet space --- against the side-wall.
As film starts, a smug-dating couple sit directly behind --- to flirty-chat, unwrap their snacks + kick the f**king chair to bass-beat ----- we're jamming ... kick kick kick.
I reckon its a girl-thing ---- cross yr legs n swing foot coquettishly ...
The film is 2 1/2 hrs long + I'm already stressed, so I can't stand for this !
The guy sounded manly, so I got my jacket + moved further down front into the corner ---- sometimes its best to be a coward, rather than a superhero ...
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
War / No more trouble : http://youtu.be/vPZydAotVOY
Friday, 20 April 2012
Hey World, here I ammmmmm...
Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4
As we ease into new tax-year --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?
My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.
You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Let the Good Times Roll : http://youtu.be/JbeI_ubX-d0
As we ease into new tax-year --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?
My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.
You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Let the Good Times Roll : http://youtu.be/JbeI_ubX-d0
Wednesday, 18 April 2012
My perfect cousin ---- Sean, the hunky leather-clad superhero AA-breakdown biker
My perfect cousin : http://youtu.be/w0MCti-LBFg
This week --- arriving back at Superhero Accountants HQ from an afternoon seminar update in Accountancy & Audit ---- I told my colleagues to `go on ahead' while I lingered outside the building to make dreaming-eyes at a gorgeous leather-clad biker-guy ...Cue later office-gossip enquiries "Who was that ??" ---- well, my perfect cousin Sean.
The AA-recovery service is trialling having a guy tooled-up on a heavy-duty superbike, to be based in Brighton ---- rushing around keeping the roads clear from stranded folks and generally adding to the eye-candy ambiance in his AA-yellow splendour.
Sean is that guy ---- when he is not being AA-man he spends family-time with his lovely children, donates his `free-time' to be a volunteer emergency-despatch motorbike-guy getting vital life-or-death supplies to hospitals for operations ---- and sometimes even calls-in to help my mother with home-maintenance problems when she needs to `get a man in' (+ of course her feckless son is of no use ...).
So ---- if you see him around Brighton, give Sean a friendly wave ----- + hey bitch, keep yr flirty-hands-off my perfect cousin while he goes about his superhero tasks.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
No car or home repair skills whatsoever
---- a lifetime wasted on teenage kicks :
http://youtu.be/oskM5XD_Yc4
This week --- arriving back at Superhero Accountants HQ from an afternoon seminar update in Accountancy & Audit ---- I told my colleagues to `go on ahead' while I lingered outside the building to make dreaming-eyes at a gorgeous leather-clad biker-guy ...Cue later office-gossip enquiries "Who was that ??" ---- well, my perfect cousin Sean.
The AA-recovery service is trialling having a guy tooled-up on a heavy-duty superbike, to be based in Brighton ---- rushing around keeping the roads clear from stranded folks and generally adding to the eye-candy ambiance in his AA-yellow splendour.
Sean is that guy ---- when he is not being AA-man he spends family-time with his lovely children, donates his `free-time' to be a volunteer emergency-despatch motorbike-guy getting vital life-or-death supplies to hospitals for operations ---- and sometimes even calls-in to help my mother with home-maintenance problems when she needs to `get a man in' (+ of course her feckless son is of no use ...).
So ---- if you see him around Brighton, give Sean a friendly wave ----- + hey bitch, keep yr flirty-hands-off my perfect cousin while he goes about his superhero tasks.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
No car or home repair skills whatsoever
---- a lifetime wasted on teenage kicks :
http://youtu.be/oskM5XD_Yc4
Tuesday, 17 April 2012
Get down, Get with it ---- get a ticket to The Space in early June, for Noddy Holder & Muppets
Get down, Get with it ---- get a ticket to The Space for Noddy Holder & Muppets
Get down get with it : http://youtu.be/u7XEjl5GNS8
A stonkingly good event from The Space on 7th June at Komedia Brighton :
http://www.thespace.uk.com/
Noddy Holder plus Muppets producer guy Martin Baker
I thoroughly recommend The Space events for creative-community socialising in Brighton.
Also ---- I see The Space is hosting an event with Sir Alan Parker
at Duke of Yorks on Sunday 1st July afternoon.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
How does it feel ?? http://youtu.be/BRGvjsI2hvg
Get down get with it : http://youtu.be/u7XEjl5GNS8
A stonkingly good event from The Space on 7th June at Komedia Brighton :
http://www.thespace.uk.com/
Noddy Holder plus Muppets producer guy Martin Baker
I thoroughly recommend The Space events for creative-community socialising in Brighton.
Also ---- I see The Space is hosting an event with Sir Alan Parker
at Duke of Yorks on Sunday 1st July afternoon.
Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
How does it feel ?? http://youtu.be/BRGvjsI2hvg
Monday, 16 April 2012
Brighton & Hove Business-Brains Box-Off this Thurs 19th with Hove Business Association Quiz Nte
This Thursday 19th --- Hove Business Assoc has its Quiz Night event :http://www.hovebiz.com/daves-quiz-night/
For business-individuals, or teams.
Alas, Superheroes are not allowed to join this quiz.
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
For business-individuals, or teams.
Alas, Superheroes are not allowed to join this quiz.
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Saturday, 14 April 2012
Superhero Accountants HQ day-trip to see The Seagulls match ---- er, from the West Ham end
Superhero HQ colleagues are travelling up to today's Brighton v West Ham match ---- to watch from the home-team Bobby Moore stand. The Senior Partner is London-born + a West Ham fan.
Its not just artsy-client connections at Accountancy HQ ---- we used to assist Cass Pennant, from the `Cass' West Ham `ICF' film :
http://youtu.be/H6am3QFu-QU
http://youtu.be/agDzyrjjI1A
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Its not just artsy-client connections at Accountancy HQ ---- we used to assist Cass Pennant, from the `Cass' West Ham `ICF' film :
http://youtu.be/H6am3QFu-QU
http://youtu.be/agDzyrjjI1A
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Wednesday, 4 April 2012
amused / sad at ` The then and now of Muhammad Ali '
amused/sad watching `Muhammad Ali feature on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00kyqkr/The_Then_and_Now_of_Muhammad_Ali/
Painful of course to see how Parkinsons has damaged his body,
though Ali's thoughts are still as engaging & amusing as ever.
Reflecting on past racism at his home-town restaurant :
Waiter --- "we don't serve negroes"
Ali ---- "well, I don't eat them either"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00kyqkr/The_Then_and_Now_of_Muhammad_Ali/
Painful of course to see how Parkinsons has damaged his body,
though Ali's thoughts are still as engaging & amusing as ever.
Reflecting on past racism at his home-town restaurant :
Waiter --- "we don't serve negroes"
Ali ---- "well, I don't eat them either"
Saturday, 31 March 2012
alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps
Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...
Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!
Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...
Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!
Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc
Friday, 30 March 2012
Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival :Superhero guidance for Batchelor Cooking
The 10 day Eastertime Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival has launched of course : http://www.brightonfoodfestival.com/
all looks fabulously tasty indeed
As all-round talented Superhero, I can offer free guidance here ---- Batchelor Cooking :
There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined
Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4
Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
one of life's batchelor boys :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0
all looks fabulously tasty indeed
As all-round talented Superhero, I can offer free guidance here ---- Batchelor Cooking :
There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined
Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4
Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
one of life's batchelor boys :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0
Thursday, 29 March 2012
offering 2 tkts to Jessie J at London Royal Albert Hall this Sunday 1st April for Teenage Cancer trust
Jessie J at Royal Albert Hall for Teenage Cancer Trust
this Sunday 1st April ---- with Professor Green ;
http://www.teenagecancertrust.org/what-we-do/royal-albert-hall/2012/jessie-j/
I have 2 standing-tkts available ---- reluctantly, its not so convenient to attend.
I would discount from face-price ----- to Twitter-friends & their connections.
You'd probs need to be Brighton-area ---- to get the tkts at such short-notice now ??
Best to leave a text-msge on my mobile ----- genuine people only, no loony or horrid msgs please.
Keith
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
this Sunday 1st April ---- with Professor Green ;
http://www.teenagecancertrust.org/what-we-do/royal-albert-hall/2012/jessie-j/
I have 2 standing-tkts available ---- reluctantly, its not so convenient to attend.
I would discount from face-price ----- to Twitter-friends & their connections.
You'd probs need to be Brighton-area ---- to get the tkts at such short-notice now ??
Best to leave a text-msge on my mobile ----- genuine people only, no loony or horrid msgs please.
Keith
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Friday, 23 March 2012
hows a fella get some action around here ?? [then drop your trousers]
Seduction technique no. 57 : announce `hows a fella get some action around here ??'
as demonstrated by Shend in his show-reel :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBK3CvRCSNs
Shend --- actor, writer, club-promoter, musician, punk-warrior with The Cravats :
Myspace photos : http://www.myspace.com/shend/photos
The Cravats : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMjRp1xqI4
Fabulous to see him blasting into Twitter-land @ https://twitter.com/#!/The_Shend
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
girls, girls, girls -- I'm looking for some action ... : http://youtu.be/kmLDsGDt_h0
as demonstrated by Shend in his show-reel :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBK3CvRCSNs
Shend --- actor, writer, club-promoter, musician, punk-warrior with The Cravats :
Myspace photos : http://www.myspace.com/shend/photos
The Cravats : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMjRp1xqI4
Fabulous to see him blasting into Twitter-land @ https://twitter.com/#!/The_Shend
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
girls, girls, girls -- I'm looking for some action ... : http://youtu.be/kmLDsGDt_h0
Monday, 19 March 2012
Assisting Tutors & Coaches with disclosure of earnings to HMRC under Tax Catch Up Plan
The Tax Office had launched a `Tax Catch Up Plan' for Tutors & Coaches to disclose past years' undisclosed & untaxed Income & Gains. Tutors & Coaches may work in education, sport & leisure or music.The Tax Office website details are here : http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/ris/tcup/introduction.htm
The incentive to make a disclosure is the offered reduction in penalties by the Tax Office.
In essence, this is a voluntary disclosure opportunity; followed by Tax Office proposed enquiries towards those who have chosen not to disclose past untaxed earnings. The HMRC compliance strategy teams have collected information from the internet on those offering tutoring & coaching & music lessons etc. Also, my tutor-friends tell me that the Tax Office has written to schools/colleges requesting details of tutors, coaches, music-instructors/performers.
I have been assisting clients with this disclosure process ---- though the scheme is ending on 31st March..
If business-friends wish to contact me on finalising the disclosure process, I would help of course.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
The incentive to make a disclosure is the offered reduction in penalties by the Tax Office.
In essence, this is a voluntary disclosure opportunity; followed by Tax Office proposed enquiries towards those who have chosen not to disclose past untaxed earnings. The HMRC compliance strategy teams have collected information from the internet on those offering tutoring & coaching & music lessons etc. Also, my tutor-friends tell me that the Tax Office has written to schools/colleges requesting details of tutors, coaches, music-instructors/performers.
I have been assisting clients with this disclosure process ---- though the scheme is ending on 31st March..
If business-friends wish to contact me on finalising the disclosure process, I would help of course.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Tuesday, 6 March 2012
friendly-style & keenly-priced business networking in Brighton & Hove with Hove Business Association
Business Networking --- enough about you, lets talk about me ?! : http://youtu.be/aHyr1tZRiTA
I'm enjoying linking-in with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
+ looking forward to the breakfast meet this Thursday 8th.
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role.
I shall be pleased to join with you on Thursday for breakfast from 7.45am at the elegant venue of Sussex Cricket Club : http://www.hovebiz.com/business-breakfasts/
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Hit em High : http://youtu.be/cg_G7DLxrhM
I'm enjoying linking-in with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
+ looking forward to the breakfast meet this Thursday 8th.
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role.
I shall be pleased to join with you on Thursday for breakfast from 7.45am at the elegant venue of Sussex Cricket Club : http://www.hovebiz.com/business-breakfasts/
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Hit em High : http://youtu.be/cg_G7DLxrhM
Friday, 2 March 2012
Van Morrison at Brighton Dome tonight
In the corner playing dominoes in drag http://youtu.be/jylIDYMws-g
Van Morrison is at Brighton Dome tonight :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/Van-Morrison/4535
It feels weird not to be attending ---- he's one of my very favourites
But --- £40 ticket-prices, I decided that I ought to save my pocket-money this time.
I see its sold-out ---- shall be a excellent gig I'm sure indeed.
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Real Real Gone http://youtu.be/QuNJYYU2de0
Van Morrison is at Brighton Dome tonight :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/Van-Morrison/4535
It feels weird not to be attending ---- he's one of my very favourites
But --- £40 ticket-prices, I decided that I ought to save my pocket-money this time.
I see its sold-out ---- shall be a excellent gig I'm sure indeed.
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Real Real Gone http://youtu.be/QuNJYYU2de0
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
Leap-Year Marriage Proposal --- I'm available, + now with `Hollywood Smile' ---- don't leave me a lonely man
I had 5 teeth pulled-out at the dentist yesterday + am now getting used to replacement false teeth. I'll be at home today nursing my aching mouth ----- just mentioning for Twitterland-cuties intent on leap-year marriage-proposals, expecting me to be at Superhero Accountant HQ office-desk ?!
We could road-test my false-teeth with some snogging ?? ----- OK, probably not ...
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Don't leave me a Lonely Man http://youtu.be/uGWip3Lu4vI
We could road-test my false-teeth with some snogging ?? ----- OK, probably not ...
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Don't leave me a Lonely Man http://youtu.be/uGWip3Lu4vI
Monday, 27 February 2012
Visiting the Accountant --- as horrid as trip to the Dentist ??
I have a horrid dental operation today [ I'll save the details for tmrw's blog ].
Realising that people perhaps regard visiting their Accountant with same trepidation as a trip to the Dentist ??
Its put-off as long as possible 'cause :-
its a dreary functional place & likely to be painful ?
in non-speaking role you have to just accept what you're told ?
plus its going to be expensive, but no idea how much ?
It doesn't have to be that way --- Superhero Accountant HQ is a lovely no-pressure artsy office to relax together while we chat generally + decide whats best financial-action for yr hopes ----- + how best to budget for settling anticipated tax & fees.
Searching for a dentist-link type video to highlight my message.
Alison Moyet lyrics offering "a warm injection to calm the pain" probs just sounds pervy ?! :
http://youtu.be/ApQXJ118-Ec
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Realising that people perhaps regard visiting their Accountant with same trepidation as a trip to the Dentist ??
Its put-off as long as possible 'cause :-
its a dreary functional place & likely to be painful ?
in non-speaking role you have to just accept what you're told ?
plus its going to be expensive, but no idea how much ?
It doesn't have to be that way --- Superhero Accountant HQ is a lovely no-pressure artsy office to relax together while we chat generally + decide whats best financial-action for yr hopes ----- + how best to budget for settling anticipated tax & fees.
Searching for a dentist-link type video to highlight my message.
Alison Moyet lyrics offering "a warm injection to calm the pain" probs just sounds pervy ?! :
http://youtu.be/ApQXJ118-Ec
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Wednesday, 22 February 2012
50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant
50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
So the February Valentines Loved-Up vibe has somewhat faded ??
In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc
You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.
I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Reach out, I'll be there : http://youtu.be/Ky5_WeQWfeY
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
So the February Valentines Loved-Up vibe has somewhat faded ??
In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc
You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.
I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Reach out, I'll be there : http://youtu.be/Ky5_WeQWfeY
Thursday, 16 February 2012
Valentines-week Frisky-Friday :- Dating-Guru instructional video `This will help you Pull'
Frisky : http://youtu.be/SoKT900YbCc --- "would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit"
Well really young Chap --- its not exactly Cole Porter lyrics is it ??
My love-life is beyond redemption --- I still take my chat-up lines from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://youtu.be/f44sfpCA43E
Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `This will help you Pull' :
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm
er, can anyone lend me a baby please ??
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM
Well really young Chap --- its not exactly Cole Porter lyrics is it ??
My love-life is beyond redemption --- I still take my chat-up lines from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://youtu.be/f44sfpCA43E
Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `This will help you Pull' :
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm
er, can anyone lend me a baby please ??
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM
Tuesday, 14 February 2012
Overdue Tax Returns : Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle
Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that overdue Tax Return ?!
Some 2011 Tax Returns are still arriving on my office-desk ---- clients have been too work-focused to get their financial-info assembled up to January ----- plus the £100 31st Jan deadline penalty is not a significant reprimand for high-earning tax-payers.
Penalties become more painful from end of February onwards --- with penalty amounts based on %age of outstanding tax due http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm
I would be pleased to offer assistance to business-friends on finalising their personal Tax Returns --- or looking at any Tax Office enquiries arising from info submitted to meet the January deadline.
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
message me on 07952 297971
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that overdue Tax Return ?!
Some 2011 Tax Returns are still arriving on my office-desk ---- clients have been too work-focused to get their financial-info assembled up to January ----- plus the £100 31st Jan deadline penalty is not a significant reprimand for high-earning tax-payers.
Penalties become more painful from end of February onwards --- with penalty amounts based on %age of outstanding tax due http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm
I would be pleased to offer assistance to business-friends on finalising their personal Tax Returns --- or looking at any Tax Office enquiries arising from info submitted to meet the January deadline.
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
message me on 07952 297971
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk
Valentines to-do-list point 1 : dump that non-loving Accountant & get some Superhero-action onto your business team
Get those half-term late-stay-up children to bed NOW --- this is our time ...
Theres feelings I've been trying to hold back for soooo long :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uj2wO4gsfM
Frankly darling, you've indulged that Accountant for too long : --- they never call ; their office/attire is shabby ; they're a drain on your efforts & finances ----- its time to move onwards.
Just reach out & I'll be there ?! : http://youtu.be/2EaflX0MWRo
Kx --- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Or message me on 07952 297971
Theres feelings I've been trying to hold back for soooo long :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uj2wO4gsfM
Frankly darling, you've indulged that Accountant for too long : --- they never call ; their office/attire is shabby ; they're a drain on your efforts & finances ----- its time to move onwards.
Just reach out & I'll be there ?! : http://youtu.be/2EaflX0MWRo
Kx --- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Or message me on 07952 297971
Monday, 13 February 2012
Valentines Day L-O-V-E ---- hot-action ahead tnte with er, Hove Business Association exec-committee meet
Violets are blue, roses are red,
You'd look better, tied to my bed.
?!! ---- well -- whatcha expect -- a Shakespeare sonnet ?
Best wishes this Valentine's Day -- sending L-O-V-E : http://youtu.be/Jt6JQBQKiiQ
My romantic eve ahead ---- attending an exec-committee meeting of Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/ ----- to present a financial report as treasurer --- racey stuff heh ??
Thats right ---- foresaking love, to stay focused in saving the UK economy
The loneliness & burden of being a Superhero Accountant : http://youtu.be/v8L3TCXsyX4
Sending best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
I've been thinking 'bout you baby : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOl9AC1XnVE
You'd look better, tied to my bed.
?!! ---- well -- whatcha expect -- a Shakespeare sonnet ?
Best wishes this Valentine's Day -- sending L-O-V-E : http://youtu.be/Jt6JQBQKiiQ
My romantic eve ahead ---- attending an exec-committee meeting of Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/ ----- to present a financial report as treasurer --- racey stuff heh ??
Thats right ---- foresaking love, to stay focused in saving the UK economy
The loneliness & burden of being a Superhero Accountant : http://youtu.be/v8L3TCXsyX4
Sending best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
I've been thinking 'bout you baby : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOl9AC1XnVE
Friday, 10 February 2012
Today --- excited to be assisting at a John Rutter Come-Sing Day in Hove
A business charitable group I link-in with is hosting a come-sing day by composer & conductor John Rutter today --- in Hove at All Saints Church --- to support local Dementia & Cancer charities.
John Rutter : http://youtu.be/gbMyPVZY34c
400 places are now fully allocated, with people travelling from throughout Southern England for the rare chance to join with John Rutter in a community-choir day for charity.
I helped with the setting-up last night + the church is looking impressive ---- an exciting day ahead.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
John Rutter : http://youtu.be/gbMyPVZY34c
400 places are now fully allocated, with people travelling from throughout Southern England for the rare chance to join with John Rutter in a community-choir day for charity.
I helped with the setting-up last night + the church is looking impressive ---- an exciting day ahead.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Wednesday, 8 February 2012
Arts,Media connections with The Space event @ Brighton Komedia tomorrow eve
I thoroughly recommend The Space --- which returns to Komedia Brighton tomorrow :
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/25499275/events
Check The Space website for video-clips of previous guest-speakers : http://www.thespace.uk.com/
Also --- The Space hosts a feature-screening of The Dark Crystal film at Duke of Yorks on sunday : http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/The_Dark_Crystal/
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/25499275/events
Check The Space website for video-clips of previous guest-speakers : http://www.thespace.uk.com/
Also --- The Space hosts a feature-screening of The Dark Crystal film at Duke of Yorks on sunday : http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/The_Dark_Crystal/
Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Tuesday, 7 February 2012
friendly-style & keenly-priced business networking in Brighton & Hove with Hove Business Association
friendly-style & keenly-priced business networking in Brighton & Hove with Hove Business Association
I'm enjoying linking-in with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
+ looking forward to the breakfast meet this Thursday 9th.
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role.
I shall be pleased to join with you on Thursday for breakfast from 7.45am at the elegant venue of Sussex Cricket Club : http://www.hovebiz.com/business-breakfasts/
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
I'm enjoying linking-in with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
+ looking forward to the breakfast meet this Thursday 9th.
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role.
I shall be pleased to join with you on Thursday for breakfast from 7.45am at the elegant venue of Sussex Cricket Club : http://www.hovebiz.com/business-breakfasts/
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Monday, 6 February 2012
Brighton & Hove Choir Singing : Brighton College Choral Society + John Rutter Come-Sing Day in Hove
Singing in choirs seems to be popular at present ---- from the Gareth Malone TV shows etc http://www.garethmalone.com/
I go along to Brighton College Choral Society on thursdays 7-9pm : http://brightoncollegechoral.org/
Last Sept-Dec we rehearsed towards a pre-Xmas performance of Handel's Messiah.
This year -- we have Brahms' Requiem --- rehearsals started in January.
I recommend this choir ---- really well-organised + good fun after stressful work-days.
Plus the venue at Brighton College is splendid of course.
Also for singers, a business charitable group I link-in with is hosting a come-sing day by composer & conductor John Rutter on Saturday 11th February --- in Hove at All Saints Church --- to support local Dementia & Cancer charities.
John Rutter : http://youtu.be/gbMyPVZY34c
If you wish to contact me through Twitterland, I shall be pleased to chat.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
I go along to Brighton College Choral Society on thursdays 7-9pm : http://brightoncollegechoral.org/
Last Sept-Dec we rehearsed towards a pre-Xmas performance of Handel's Messiah.
This year -- we have Brahms' Requiem --- rehearsals started in January.
I recommend this choir ---- really well-organised + good fun after stressful work-days.
Plus the venue at Brighton College is splendid of course.
Also for singers, a business charitable group I link-in with is hosting a come-sing day by composer & conductor John Rutter on Saturday 11th February --- in Hove at All Saints Church --- to support local Dementia & Cancer charities.
John Rutter : http://youtu.be/gbMyPVZY34c
If you wish to contact me through Twitterland, I shall be pleased to chat.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Saturday, 4 February 2012
Jack and Jill film --- surprisingly not shite
Went for an easy-viewing afternoon film at Cineworld Brighton.
It fitted on timings to view Jack and Jill : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4930
knowing its going to be brainless shite ---- plus Adam Sandler is irritating.
Anyhow --- its surprisingly watchable fun I thought ---- Al Pacino is super-fab in sending-up his intense persona.
PG-rated ---- so theres parents with early-teens type children laughing along to the fart-jokes etc [ Jill is in the toilet with loud flatulence --- Jack asks `is Evel Knievel performing wheelies in there ?' ... ]
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
It fitted on timings to view Jack and Jill : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4930
knowing its going to be brainless shite ---- plus Adam Sandler is irritating.
Anyhow --- its surprisingly watchable fun I thought ---- Al Pacino is super-fab in sending-up his intense persona.
PG-rated ---- so theres parents with early-teens type children laughing along to the fart-jokes etc [ Jill is in the toilet with loud flatulence --- Jack asks `is Evel Knievel performing wheelies in there ?' ... ]
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Tuesday, 24 January 2012
Tax Return deadline : Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle
Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that uncompleted Tax Return ?!
Its into final 7-days lead-up to filing Tax Returns online by 31st January deadline :
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm
Workload at Superhero Accountants HQ is very time-pressured --- we are now only assisting existing business-friends on their personal Tax Returns. Any Twitterland friends wishing for a bit of guidance ---- I will of course try to assist if you get in touch (including weekend-working at office-desk) --- message me on 07952 297971
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with info for that uncompleted Tax Return ?!
Its into final 7-days lead-up to filing Tax Returns online by 31st January deadline :
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/sa/deadlines-penalties.htm
Workload at Superhero Accountants HQ is very time-pressured --- we are now only assisting existing business-friends on their personal Tax Returns. Any Twitterland friends wishing for a bit of guidance ---- I will of course try to assist if you get in touch (including weekend-working at office-desk) --- message me on 07952 297971
Best regards, AccyKeef
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk
Friday, 20 January 2012
Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- weekend-time working from 9 'til way-past-5
Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.
Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971
Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY
Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.
Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971
Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY
Thursday, 19 January 2012
Fabulous Friday business networking in Brighton & Hove --- a spot of lunch at 3rd Friday Brighton
I'm going along to support my networking-buddy the lovely Claire as she hosts the launch of `3rd Friday Brighton' meet-up this lunchtime at The Cricketers pub in central-Brighton.
Website details : http://www.firstfriday-network.co.uk/meetings/details/brighton
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/3rdFriBton
Whats the alternative --- hurrying through lunchtime, grabbing a sandwich or a pasty from Greggs ?! ---- I suggest you call-in The Cricketers, its so much more decent Chap-behaviour : http://youtu.be/NSflRlHPay4
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Fabulous Friday --- Turn up, Tune in :
http://youtu.be/BuCcy377zJ8
http://youtu.be/Rk5vVWktg5E
Website details : http://www.firstfriday-network.co.uk/meetings/details/brighton
Twitter : https://twitter.com/#!/3rdFriBton
Whats the alternative --- hurrying through lunchtime, grabbing a sandwich or a pasty from Greggs ?! ---- I suggest you call-in The Cricketers, its so much more decent Chap-behaviour : http://youtu.be/NSflRlHPay4
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Fabulous Friday --- Turn up, Tune in :
http://youtu.be/BuCcy377zJ8
http://youtu.be/Rk5vVWktg5E
Photography Exhibition of Pink Floyd images at Brighton Dome
Cold winter-morning, Comfortably Numb : http://youtu.be/hUYzQaCCt2o
Looking fwd to the Photography Exhibition of Pink Floyd images (40th anniversary of Dark Side of the Moon) at Brighton Dome --- Q & A event with Jill Furmanovsky on Friday 20th January : http://www.brightondome.org/events/Q&A-with-Jill-Furmanovsky/4600
I have a ticket --- to join local photographer Tony Bowall in attending :
http://tonybowallphotography.com/ , https://twitter.com/#!/SnowyBeachHuts
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Pink Floyd Live 8 Reunion : http://youtu.be/LJTfMOzuH28
Looking fwd to the Photography Exhibition of Pink Floyd images (40th anniversary of Dark Side of the Moon) at Brighton Dome --- Q & A event with Jill Furmanovsky on Friday 20th January : http://www.brightondome.org/events/Q&A-with-Jill-Furmanovsky/4600
I have a ticket --- to join local photographer Tony Bowall in attending :
http://tonybowallphotography.com/ , https://twitter.com/#!/SnowyBeachHuts
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Pink Floyd Live 8 Reunion : http://youtu.be/LJTfMOzuH28
Sunday, 15 January 2012
Brighton & Hove Networking Events : De-Lovely Dining with Hove Business Association
De-Lovely : http://youtu.be/TMFfWBEf6MY
I'm looking forward to the New Year's Party evening with Hove Business Association on Thursday 19th January at the elegant dining facilities of Sussex County Cricket Ground : http://www.hovebiz.com/new-years-party-2012/
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role.
I believe some tickets are still available ---- though I understand that bookings must close by noon on Tuesday 17th.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
I'm looking forward to the New Year's Party evening with Hove Business Association on Thursday 19th January at the elegant dining facilities of Sussex County Cricket Ground : http://www.hovebiz.com/new-years-party-2012/
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role.
I believe some tickets are still available ---- though I understand that bookings must close by noon on Tuesday 17th.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Saturday, 14 January 2012
Madonna & Me --- 1 million degrees of separation : my part as the Wind beneath her Wings ?!
Catching-up watching Madonna on this week's Graham Norton TV show on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b019gy6d/The_Graham_Norton_Show_Series_10_Episode_10/
The Production-Company for The Graham Norton Show [SO TV] links to Superhero Accountants HQ here in Brighton & Hove --- a desirable connection, but appreciating of course theres 1 million degrees of separation from Madonna to my office-desk --- unlike other local Accountants I notice bragging in Twitterland about their celeb & media clients ...
Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- faster than a Ray of Light : http://youtu.be/x3ov9USxVxY
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b019gy6d/The_Graham_Norton_Show_Series_10_Episode_10/
The Production-Company for The Graham Norton Show [SO TV] links to Superhero Accountants HQ here in Brighton & Hove --- a desirable connection, but appreciating of course theres 1 million degrees of separation from Madonna to my office-desk --- unlike other local Accountants I notice bragging in Twitterland about their celeb & media clients ...
Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- faster than a Ray of Light : http://youtu.be/x3ov9USxVxY
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- working from 9 'til way-past-5
Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.
Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971
Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY
Hectic days at Superhero Accountants HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
January is busy --- thats to be expected ---- yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda ... Sounds familiar ??
I have more than enough work-tasks to keep me occupied, but would assist existing business-friends of course.
Best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Message me on 07952 297971
Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY
Tuesday, 10 January 2012
friendly-style & keenly-priced business networking in Brighton & Hove with Hove Business Association
I'm enjoying linking-in with Hove Business Association ---- + looking forward to the New Year's Party evening on Thursday 19th January at the Sussex County Cricket Ground :
http://www.hovebiz.com/new-years-party-2012/
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role.
I shall be pleased to join with you for New Year Partytimes this 19th January.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
http://www.hovebiz.com/new-years-party-2012/
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role.
I shall be pleased to join with you for New Year Partytimes this 19th January.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Wednesday, 4 January 2012
Tutors & Coaches have until Jan 6th to register with HMRC under Tax Catch Up Plan
The Tax Office had launched a `Tax Catch Up Plan' for Tutors & Coaches to disclose past years' undisclosed & untaxed Income & Gains. Tutors & Coaches may work in education, sport & leisure or music.
The deadline to register with the Tax Office, notifying your intention to disclose past receipts is 6th January this week.
The Tax Office website details are here : http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/ris/tcup/introduction.htm
The incentive to make a disclosure is the offered reduction in penalties by the Tax Office.
In essence, this is a voluntary disclosure opportunity, followed by Tax Office proposed enquiries towards those who have chosen not to disclose past untaxed earnings. The HMRC compliance strategy teams have collected information from the internet on those offering tutoring & coaching & music lessons etc. Also, my tutor-friends tell me that the Tax Office has written to schools/colleges requesting details of tutors, coaches, music-instructors/performers.
I am assisting clients with this disclosure process ---- to meet the 6th January notification-deadline. If business-friends wish to contact me, I would help of course.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
The deadline to register with the Tax Office, notifying your intention to disclose past receipts is 6th January this week.
The Tax Office website details are here : http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/ris/tcup/introduction.htm
The incentive to make a disclosure is the offered reduction in penalties by the Tax Office.
In essence, this is a voluntary disclosure opportunity, followed by Tax Office proposed enquiries towards those who have chosen not to disclose past untaxed earnings. The HMRC compliance strategy teams have collected information from the internet on those offering tutoring & coaching & music lessons etc. Also, my tutor-friends tell me that the Tax Office has written to schools/colleges requesting details of tutors, coaches, music-instructors/performers.
I am assisting clients with this disclosure process ---- to meet the 6th January notification-deadline. If business-friends wish to contact me, I would help of course.
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Sunday, 1 January 2012
Its the end of the party; and the morning seems so grey ...
As we say goodbye to New Year relaxation-times :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM
I'm heading into office-desk HQ today to clear messages ahead of hectic January work-pressures ---- I received a text last night "this matter is urgent, but you wont be there...!" -- ha, how very dare they confuse us with non-Superhero Accountants.
Assigning the email-deluge of viagra services into junk-file --- I must remind helpful girlfriends to stop sending those links ...
I guess its NY Resolutions time -- I shall make efforts to swerve the junk-foods + hopefully get earlier to bed sometimes.
Realising its a very difficult position in the economy at present --- I would be pleased to chat to business-friends & offer any assistance that may be of help.
With hopes that we can be happy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Embracing 2012 at full cavalry-charge --- into the valley :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lyTlCK_JU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM
I'm heading into office-desk HQ today to clear messages ahead of hectic January work-pressures ---- I received a text last night "this matter is urgent, but you wont be there...!" -- ha, how very dare they confuse us with non-Superhero Accountants.
Assigning the email-deluge of viagra services into junk-file --- I must remind helpful girlfriends to stop sending those links ...
I guess its NY Resolutions time -- I shall make efforts to swerve the junk-foods + hopefully get earlier to bed sometimes.
Realising its a very difficult position in the economy at present --- I would be pleased to chat to business-friends & offer any assistance that may be of help.
With hopes that we can be happy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Embracing 2012 at full cavalry-charge --- into the valley :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lyTlCK_JU
Xmas & New Year Holidaytime rock-star stylie lifestyle --- Got to give it up
Thin Lizzy --- Got to give it up : http://youtu.be/svg_tvwW4po
A timely feature on BBCi player :- Thin Lizzy -- Bad Reputation :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00xln7l/Legends_Thin_Lizzy_Bad_Reputation/
Sending best wishes as we ease into 2012
Kind regards, Kx -- Superhero Brighton Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Genuine Superhero --- Don't believe a Word ?! : http://youtu.be/9fG8TCHccIU
A timely feature on BBCi player :- Thin Lizzy -- Bad Reputation :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00xln7l/Legends_Thin_Lizzy_Bad_Reputation/
Sending best wishes as we ease into 2012
Kind regards, Kx -- Superhero Brighton Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Genuine Superhero --- Don't believe a Word ?! : http://youtu.be/9fG8TCHccIU
in out, in out --- shaking it all about
New Year celebrations -- Vienna has its New Year Strauss-waltzes, we have the Hokey Cokey ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD5P7RsC9TI
Best wishes for Hogmanay partying ----- er, with exception of this wee guy ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6qoQ7UvEBk
Sending best wishes as we ease into 2012
Kind regards, Kx -- Superhero Brighton Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
Best wishes for Hogmanay partying ----- er, with exception of this wee guy ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6qoQ7UvEBk
Sending best wishes as we ease into 2012
Kind regards, Kx -- Superhero Brighton Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971
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