Thursday, 17 May 2012

Love is the Drug ---- reporting from the frontline of internet dating world

Love is the Drug : http://youtu.be/0n3OepDn5GU

I've been `dipping my toe' into the world of internet dating.
The idea was ---- its May Festivaltime, I'll be attending events; maybe link-in with an elegant lady similarly attending concerts/exhibitions ...

Gosh this internet-dating lark is quite exhausting of time ---- somewhat addictive to keep lingering in internetland + not productive. Women message me for intense sexy-messaging --- sending photo-images of their boobage, or of someone's boobage --- msging for a couple of hours then just disappearing off ----- I guess girls just just wanna have a bit of online flirty-fun without meeting ----- or its a hairy-arsed security guy spicing-up the evening-shift by being sexy-starlet miss Trixie ...

One surreal msging exchange :---- we have moved on to txting because we are going to meet ----- I message suggesting meeting at Dome + going for `flirty-cocktails at MyHotel' ---- I receive a reply haranguing me "I think we maybe looking for different things ? Flirty cock & tails in your hotel room in all your messages! Sorry but ..." ----- true msge recd, I'm not making-this-up.

So --- I've been spending eves online responding in dating-world ----- + neglecting my Superhero duties in Twitterland saving the econonmy ...  I'm definitely stopping this + cancelling my profile ----- oh hang-on, miss Trixie has msged again ...

Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

How to chat up girls ----  ask her to contribute to your ear-bucket ?! :
http://youtu.be/hstPHM3R1dY