Foodies Festival on Hove Lawns : Batchelor Cooking --- Instructional Lesson 1

I see theres a Foodies Festival on Hove Lawns ---- I might call-along this afternoon :
http://www.foodiesfestival.com/brighton-masterclasses/
£10 is a bit pricey if not really interested in watching chefs ? -- though the performers today look good with Brighton Beach Boys etc.

Batchelor Cooking :
There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

one of life's batchelor boys : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

A night at the Opera --- Il Trovatore at Duke of York's Brighton

Early-eve tonight, I am going to The Duke of York's screening of Verdi's Il Trovatore :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Met_Opera_Il_Trovatore/
Oh yes ----- a bit of culture sometimes drips into this vacuous blog.

The Three Stooges -- Opera singer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pionTjtpeu4

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

be my wife --- anyone ??

Sometimes you get so lonely : http://youtu.be/kB7skYEv_EM

Blinking back those sad-&-lonely tears to watch the Royal Wedding celebrations.
As night falls,  heading into central Brighton for drinks + maybe onwards to the Tusk & Garter club-night @ Brighton Ballroom : http://www.brightonballroom.com/whats-on/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

constant craving for you darling : http://youtu.be/vzVO9hmVFlQ

Just a gigolo/I aint got nobody ---- aiming for the Chapel of Love

Chapel of Love : http://youtu.be/fwaxzf_SUY8
I see Primark have an engagement ring just like Kate's ---- + at £5 its bang-on my budget for pocket money saved : -
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Royal-Blue-Gold-Engagement-Wedding-Primark-Ring-MEDIUM-/270737636960?pt=UK_Jewellery_Watches_CostumeJewellery_CA&hash=item3f09387e60

I saw the films Arthur + Thor :-
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4191
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4239
for both films, about 3/4rs of hour was sufficient (I have `unlimited pass' at Cineworld so it doesn't cost me to just dip-into films).
Arthur --- I remember the original version as far more charming : http://youtu.be/qMdwFkO8xA0
Thor ----- its not my type of film ---- with his muscles could Thor sort your Accounts & Tax ?? --- I don't think so ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Just a gigolo / I aint got nobody : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CodmlmxpZeQ

David Bailey --- who's he ?? ---- I prefer Tony Bowall for photography -- as featured in Brighton's ARTY magazine

David Bailey --- who's he ?? :
http://youtu.be/nWlj9ZJkliA
http://youtu.be/ckSm10LZauA
http://youtu.be/i_Yo3FRPeQw


Lovely to chill awhile last friday with photographer Tony Bowall :
http://twitter.com/#!/SnowyBeachHuts  ---  such a kind & groovy guy.
Superb to see Tony featured in the current issue of Brighton's ARTY magazine :http://artymagazines.com/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

stick it in yer family-album : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKH-BJ5rO4

blog takes off like Evel Knievel jumps buses --- watch me soar

Yes -- fearlessly soaring into superhero mode while dressed in leather ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfCw7OPc6GM

Thanks for the private messages -- like most other things, blogging-action is best enjoyed when theres someone else there to join in ??

Also -- `tina4love' from Dakar messaged me here + can see that we must be together -- "establish a relationship that is bassed [sic] on truth and trust ..." -- yes well, beautiful thoughts; in a kinda freaky stylie.
I shall embrace this internet weirdo dating stuff :-
You're blonde,6', long legs, 30-35, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks only a mother could love -- best for dinner-dates in dimly-lit places. M, eternally-39 years old, Size 9 in slippers.
Libra -- + I'm Keef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_9OUvmb5I

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

Are you ready Steve ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswKeWhjaUc

Duke of York's -- Pina 3D : real men don't dance ??

Aiming towards seeing the film Pina 3D at Duke of York's cinema today :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Pina_3D/

But real men don't watch such films ?? -- must listen again to that self-help tape ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaDav41APU

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Boys Keep Swinging : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i1faAqJZtA

Seaside Rendezvous -- In my Easter Bonnet : Brighton Centre Homes & Gardens Exhibition

Easter Parade : http://youtu.be/Q77wqDDUDsc , http://youtu.be/Hrzo5SPaOvg

I may stroll along later to the `Homes & Gardens Exhibition event at Brighton Centre :
http://www.brightoncentre.co.uk/scripts/default.htm?_title=Homes+%26+Gardens+Exhibition&book=bc022006&c=81&link=ACACADACAAABA~nctblEvents_pbLink~fODgzMjQxAA==,:eventID~cctblEvents,0&_id=f783
though my home is more `Steptoe & Son' batchelor-pad vibe than a proper show-home standard.  Steptoe & Son -- Porn Yesterday : http://youtu.be/_mh2VA0Vl20

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Seaside Rendezvous : http://youtu.be/QWhdx6OB_uc

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game : http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Oh you pretty things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

frisky-friday : -- a dose of culture at Castor & Pollux, easing at Pub du Vin, then onwards ...

Summertime : http://youtu.be/lV-BKF2jL6k

I shall attend the early-eve preview exhibtion at Brighton's beachfront gallery Castor & Pollux :
http://castorandpollux.co.uk/  ---one of the nicest clients to link-in at Superhero Accountant HQ.
Then linger awhile at Pub du Vin --- easing into the Easter weekend.

Er --- from then onwards the drinking may turn less cultured  ...
I like my women the way I like my kebab --- chanced upon by impulse and with the toppings falling out. Before long I'll have discarded you on the pavement of life; but 'til then you're the perfect compliment to a friday-night.
Blog-dating box 453 : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers --- never produces winning romantic metaphors.  Carry Out : http://youtu.be/NRdHsuuXxfk

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

If a picture paints a thousand words ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J94-_w9ARX0

Duke of York's, Theatre Royal Brighton : -- Oranges & Sunshine, Jesus of Nazareth is feeling squiffy

Here comes the Sun : http://youtu.be/yGKPHFrHVVY
lovely to ease towards a sunshine Eastertime.

I saw `Oranges and Sunshine' at Duke of York's last night :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Oranges_And_Sunshine/
a worthwhile glimpse into the previous treatment/attitutes of local authority child-care services + church-groups, welfare-charities etc --- shame it has such limited screening + commendable that we have Duke of York's cinema to schedule such films.

Tonight -- I shall see Jesus of Nazareth feeling squiffy,
with Robert Powell in Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell :
http://youtu.be/mUL3Jw9Kg40 , http://youtu.be/Ahg2GVWHGKY
http://www.ambassadortickets.com/2231/664/Brighton/Theatre-Royal-Brighton/Jeffrey-Bernard-is-Unwell-Tickets

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I am the Walrus : http://youtu.be/RG73Pk1yUj8

Brighton Healthy : DestressDiva --- the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw
Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm

I ought to follow the advice of social-friend Penny + her `DestressDiva' yoga :
http://www.destressdiva.co.uk/
I see from the website that Penny has also launched a `Brighton Healthy' magazine.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Superhero Brighton Accountant : -- We're in the Money -- Brother can you spare a Dime

We're in the money : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

Some funding sources have come-across my desk at Superhero Accountant HQ -- I'll share here :
For `social entrepreneurs' etc :
`Unlimited Advantage' : http://unltdadvantage.org.uk/
`Funding Circle' :  http://www.fundingcircle.com/
For Charity, not-for-profit organisations :
`Funding Central' : http://www.fundingcentral.org.uk/Default.aspx
`Awards for All' : http://www.awardsforall.org.uk/
Just floating these links out into blogging/twitterland --- if I can bring some joy, my efforts aint been in vain for nothing ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucg0ZLHY5eA

Other accountants are winding down for Eastertime.
Frankly, they are struggling from all those chocolate eggs etc --- if you said that you are making contact with a Superhero Accountant they would be pleased --- you'd be doing them a favour ?!

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Brother can you spare a dime : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4yT0KAMyo

Rapping again :-- The Big Bad Wolf approached Red Riding Hood and all her clothes fell off --- in the best possible taste ...

Rapping again : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aPrOuPxLno
I saw a couple of trashy movies at Cineworld Brighton :
Your Highness : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4172
really dire -- `aims low & misses' -- 3/4 hour was sufficient before leaving
Red Riding Hood : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4174
RRH is `deflowered' by the local bad-boy -- is he The Wolf ?
Her clothes fall off ---- its all done in the best possible taste :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5LcYT2-QTE

Tonight I'm attending The Space arts/creative-group screening of Raiders of the Lost Ark
at Duke of York's cinema : http://www.thespace.uk.com/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

bad bad bad bad boy : http://youtu.be/Lu6jQGDLi6I

Dating Tutorial 23 : Where do you go to my lovely ??

Your clothes are all made by Balmain, and theres diamonds & pearls in your hair :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_dduKiZb6w
My clothes are chosen by Matron, and theres last night's fish & chips in my hair.
Blog-Dating box-no 243 : M, size 9 in slippers, WLTM Parisien style free-loving cutie.

At last night's `Fish Friday' event, I met Parveen Nabi from Soul Mate Events :
http://www.soulmateevents.com/ --- Elegant Events for Elegant People.
Also, I met AlexandraTurchyn from House of Colour : http://www.houseofcolour.co.uk/
Personal Stylist, Colour Analyst & Image Consultant.

Alas, my love-life is beyond redemption of course --- I still take chat-up guidance from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIoTgKmpN4

Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `this will help you pull' --- er, can anyone lend me a baby please ?? : http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM

Fish Friday --- your plaice or mine ??

Saturday night Fish Fry : http://youtu.be/EzeEAKygIPM
Brighton is always one day ahead in super-cool vibes to launch tonight's Fish Friday :
http://twitter.com/#!/fishfriday
At Grand Hotel Brighton -- looks fabulous to attend.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Gone Fishin' : http://youtu.be/nxuOavb_Vy8

she gazed lustfully as he held the Accounts Records in his manly grasp ...

C'mon baby Light my Fire : http://youtu.be/aR36PKH4qUM

I viewed the 4onDemand programme Guilty Pleasures on Mills & Boon's romantic novels :
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/guilty-pleasures
dip into first 10 mins --- you'll meet author `Gill Sanderson' --- who's a pensioner called Roger knocking-out bonk-busters from a caravan in the Lake District.

The hero is never an Accountant ---- `Keith from Accounts' is always the office-weirdo :
http://youtu.be/dTF_RJx8g2w
Romance ? -- I can't do it --- its really not my cup-of-tea : http://youtu.be/OZCIKjYDf1g

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Some day I'm going to write, the story of my life : http://youtu.be/tJ8VzxnuBzc

3-2-1 & I'm back in the room : Elwood Wines

hello hello, I'm back again : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Msnt4lLm-g
er -- not in gary-glitter computer-perv stylie ...
I took a few days away from Twitterland --- just to chill quietly awhile.

Belated thanks to Elwood Wines -- who hosted a superb wine-tasting eve last Thursday :
http://twitter.com/#!/ElwoodWines --- I thoroughly recommend their events.

I enjoyed re-watching the `Would I Lie to You?' show currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00tcn01/Would_I_Lie_To_You_Series_4_Episode_3/
Keeley Hawes + Prof Brian Cox --- surreal moments approx 7 1/2 mins in with Kevin Bridges.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

starting all over again  : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q97ho7npMcU

Election Hustings -- Vote B'Stard

rabbit rabbit rabbit : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1fOZjiDaw4
Tonight, I'm attending the Local Election Hustings hosted by Bton & Hove Chamber of Commerce : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/the-big-debate-hustings
Vote B'Stard : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPvH_hq5WrE

Last night I saw Killing Bono film : http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s71/Brighton/m12878/Killing_Bono/
watchable for awhile --- but I thought it a bit over-long.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Blogtastic Superhero --- always disappointing & leaving a bad taste in your mouth :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh-ACkYmdc4

The Love-me-or-Hate-me Quiz : Snog ? Marry ? Avoid ?

Tony Bowall took some images of me :
http://twitter.com/#!/SnowyBeachHuts
we connected through Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce
such a kind & groovy guy.

So -- its Quiz-time --- heres one of the images :

d'ya wanna :
A -- snog ? --- well, message me on 07952 297971 --- I'll polish-up my best dentures + ...
B -- marry ? --- er, not really boyfriend/husband material
C -- avoid ? --- fine, I wont take it personally ----- much :
                       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLlOzYM8gak

I recommend you contact Tony + go chill awhile at his gorgeous bohemian-vibe studio-space in Third Avenue, just down from Hove Town Hall.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

stick it in yer family-album : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKH-BJ5rO4

Superhero Brighton Accountant --- hey World, here I ammmmmmmmm...

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we head into new week at end-of-fiscal-year 31st March/5th April time --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ? My time-cost fees-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes. You'd be doing me a favour by keeping Good Time Charlie away from any idle moments turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0

The Artiness of Naughtiness

Onwards from yesterday's meet with Shend --- I listened to BBC Radio 4 programme from last friday presented by (Shend's buddy) locally-based TV/radio presenter + photographer Toby Amies :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zt4gz/The_Artiness_of_Naughtiness/
intriguing to listen --- in particular, fast fwd to 9 1/2 mins in where theres a prank-call which goes wrong in cringy-style.
http://www.tobyamies.co.uk/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

On the Eighth Day the machine got upset : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBkvcQEGq9k

hows a fella get some action around here ?? [then drop your trousers]

Seduction technique no. 57 : announce `hows a fella get some action around here ??'
as demonstrated by Shend in his show-reel : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBK3CvRCSNs
Shend --- actor, writer, club-promoter, musician, punk-warrior with The Cravats :
Myspace photos : http://www.myspace.com/shend/photos
The Cravats : http://www.thecravats.com/ ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMjRp1xqI4

I'm partying tonight with Shend in central Brighton --- we're attending a concert hosted by World Sacred Music [ http://worldsacredmusic.org/ ] + then onwards to Komedia as guests of the fabulous Marilyn Slightly for her retro-cabaret/music night `Alive & Swinging' :
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/126511310/events
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/oldnix1/index.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zNWgGX48wY

Lovely to hook-up with Shend --- a wonderfully entertaining guy, though initially appears scary.
He links in with me at Superhero Accountants HQ --- I would love to make similar connections to creative non-dreary individuals & businesses with a lust-for-life :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDU6TJcrZdA

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

girls, girls, girls -- I'm looking for some action : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0
Shend is looking for a rent-boy ?! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ2HV3lV3KQ