Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival :Superhero guidance for Batchelor Cooking

The 10 day Eastertime Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival has launched of course : http://www.brightonfoodfestival.com/
all looks fabulously tasty indeed

As all-round talented Superhero, I can offer free guidance here ---- Batchelor Cooking :
There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
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one of life's batchelor boys :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0