alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??

Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival :Superhero guidance for Batchelor Cooking

The 10 day Eastertime Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival has launched of course : http://www.brightonfoodfestival.com/
all looks fabulously tasty indeed

As all-round talented Superhero, I can offer free guidance here ---- Batchelor Cooking :
There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

one of life's batchelor boys :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

offering 2 tkts to Jessie J at London Royal Albert Hall this Sunday 1st April for Teenage Cancer trust

Jessie J at Royal Albert Hall for Teenage Cancer Trust
this Sunday 1st April ---- with Professor Green ;
http://www.teenagecancertrust.org/what-we-do/royal-albert-hall/2012/jessie-j/

I have 2 standing-tkts available ---- reluctantly, its not so convenient to attend.
I would discount from face-price ----- to Twitter-friends & their connections.
You'd probs need to be Brighton-area ---- to get the tkts at such short-notice now ??

Best to leave a text-msge on my mobile ----- genuine people only, no loony or horrid msgs please.

Keith
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

hows a fella get some action around here ?? [then drop your trousers]

Seduction technique no. 57 : announce `hows a fella get some action around here ??'
as demonstrated by Shend in his show-reel :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBK3CvRCSNs

Shend --- actor, writer, club-promoter, musician, punk-warrior with The Cravats :
Myspace photos : http://www.myspace.com/shend/photos
The Cravats : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMjRp1xqI4

Fabulous to see him blasting into Twitter-land @ https://twitter.com/#!/The_Shend

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

girls, girls, girls -- I'm looking for some action ... : http://youtu.be/kmLDsGDt_h0

Assisting Tutors & Coaches with disclosure of earnings to HMRC under Tax Catch Up Plan

The Tax Office had launched a `Tax Catch Up Plan' for Tutors & Coaches to disclose past years' undisclosed & untaxed Income & Gains. Tutors & Coaches may work in education, sport & leisure or music.The Tax Office website details are here : http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/ris/tcup/introduction.htm
The incentive to make a disclosure is the offered reduction in penalties by the Tax Office.

In essence, this is a voluntary disclosure opportunity; followed by Tax Office proposed enquiries towards those who have chosen not to disclose past untaxed earnings. The HMRC compliance strategy teams have collected information from the internet on those offering tutoring & coaching & music lessons etc. Also, my tutor-friends tell me that the Tax Office has written to schools/colleges requesting details of tutors, coaches, music-instructors/performers.

I have been assisting clients with this disclosure process ---- though the scheme is ending on 31st March..
If business-friends wish to contact me on finalising the disclosure process, I would help of course.

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

friendly-style & keenly-priced business networking in Brighton & Hove with Hove Business Association

Business Networking --- enough about you, lets talk about me ?! : http://youtu.be/aHyr1tZRiTA

I'm enjoying linking-in with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
+ looking forward to the breakfast meet this Thursday 8th.

HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.

Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role.

I shall be pleased to join with you on Thursday for breakfast from 7.45am at the elegant venue of Sussex Cricket Club : http://www.hovebiz.com/business-breakfasts/

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

Hit em High : http://youtu.be/cg_G7DLxrhM

Van Morrison at Brighton Dome tonight

In the corner playing dominoes in drag http://youtu.be/jylIDYMws-g

Van Morrison is at Brighton Dome tonight :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/Van-Morrison/4535
It feels weird not to be attending ---- he's one of my very favourites
But --- £40 ticket-prices, I decided that I ought to save my pocket-money this time.
I see its sold-out ---- shall be a excellent gig I'm sure indeed.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Real Real Gone http://youtu.be/QuNJYYU2de0