enough about you, lets talk about me

Respect to Boogaloo Stu for the title :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHyr1tZRiTA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg_G7DLxrhM
Yes, Brighton super-glam style -- look & learn Lady friggin Gaga.

I attended Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce breakfast on friday;
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/home
They,ve given me a glambassador role -- welcoming new guests etc.
Obviously I talk on & on at them all about my superhero-accountancy ?!
Oh yes --- I'll be a narcissistic networking-party-host 4 u :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p79JKclG-oc

The previous evening, I had attended modern dance production `7734' by the Jasmin Vardimon Company at Brighton Dome :  http://jasminvardimon.com/
I caught-up on news & gossip awhile with Andrew Kay of Latest magazine :  http://thelatest.co.uk/7/

I enjoyed chillin to BBCi player feature `Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child' :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00tw2db/Jimi_Hendrix_Voodoo_Child/
Excellent 1960s US & UK footage weaved around his lifestory.

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant
99-miles-an-hour babe is the speed I drive ----- er, if I had a car :
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUCNsZXCd58

rock-n-rollin friday : ladies & gentlemen its er, The Railing Staines

LETS ROOCCCKKK : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nYeN5rBGgs
Sarah Jessica Parker looking super-fab there leading Twisted Sister ??!!

Please allow me to introduce myself -- I'm a man of wealth & taste :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE66txjCJYM
Tonight, I shall see the Duke of Yorks cinema screening of The Rolling Stones 1972 Exile on Main Street tour :
 http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Ladies_Gentlemen_The_Rolling_Stones/
But --- unless I'm very much mistaken, they are already performing live earlier tonight in Brighton at Latest MusicBar ??!! : http://thelatest.co.uk/musicbar/ http://www.railingstains.com/

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant
rock-god Keef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toiM1B6E2ww

watching girls just passing by -- it aint the latest thing :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0NYKWLMgx0

Tomorrow's winning Lottery Draw numbers

money, money, money ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

Derren Brown appeared to me in a dream last night and he spoke your name in my ear. He gave me the winning lottery numbers, too, so you can understand where my priorities lay when I raced to grab a notebook & pen ?!

Blog-dating : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers; seeks woman whose first name begins with S, or maybe F, and rhymes with chicken, and has a surname thats either a place in Shropshire or the title of a 1979 Earth, Wind & Fire track.
Shicken Boogiewonderland - I know you're reading this -- leave a reply and I'll share the £millions.
http://www.lottery.co.uk/news/derren-brown-lottery-prediction.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c

Alternatively -- rather than dreaming our money-worries away on the lottery -- may I offer that I could assist you with superhero-stylie accountancy & tax guidance -- I shall be pleased to help.

Best regards, Kx
accykeef --- superhero accountant
So talented, its a kind of magic ?!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXyK_blEzqY

Perez Hilton VIP? & the fat guy sings

Do those TV adverts with fat guy singing opera + cutesy meerkats establish credibility for financial decisions ?? -- I may have to hang-up my superhero persona if thats really the route to successful `marketing' ...
This guy however gets my vote for efforts to promote his fleamarket store :
Montgomery Fleamarket -- just like a mini-mall :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKK-WWwcQME
way beyond genius

I saw TV show `Fearne & Perez Hilton' -- he seems a hard-working party-guy -- though if he was based in Brighton, I'm not so sure his camp exploits would be particularly exceptional ?!
http://www.officialfearnecotton.com/

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant -- shall be pleased to assist you.
When will you be mine ?! :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Nqi89dd0w

Castor & Pollux

Congrats to Brighton's Castor & Pollux gallery for their exhibition of typographic prints by Julia Trigg  : http://www.castorandpollux.co.uk/
a gorgeous gallery on beach-front.

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant -- shall be pleased to assist you
So darling -- if a picture paints a thousand words ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNVvlLAvswg

going underground --- exit through the gift shop

Some people might say my life is in a rut : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0cNuSsxXxI 

I went on a Brighton Sewers Tour : http://www.southernwater.co.uk/homeAndLeisure/daysOut/brightonSewerTours/
not really my 1st choice outing ---- + probably not the best venue for a romantic-date ?! --- but I guess its necessary that I know about such things in my superhero Eco-Warrior role.
I am pleased that theres such blokey-guys dedicating their lives to the intricacies of the local sewer-system.
Comment from a colleague : "ooh, get me something from the gift shop" ?!

best regards, Kx
superhero accountant
saving the UK economy -- from the floorboards up :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBz3wgXpoU

the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw

Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
Oh how the ravages of partying turn delusional hopes of effecting a Cary Grant stylie demeanour into a wasted Mickey Rourke visage !!
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm

This time I'm going to get healthy --- health-store foods, diet-coke no bourbon-whiskey ...
I am attending health & nutrition seminar event in Brighton tomorrow evening -- organised by Lucy @ LGM Nutrition : http://www.lgmnutrition.com/

Yes indeedy -- mr hot-hunk will soon be appearing in blog-dating :
Don't let distance come between us. Or metal bars & restricted access.
Write now to bubbly (others say `maximum security' but what do they know ?) M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers -- before Matron's magic sweeties wear off.
Can't give you anything but my love??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ithme_J1b6w

Come join me at the seminar -- afterwards we can get some beers & a kebab ... ??

Best regards, Kx
accykeef -- superhero accountant

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

up up & away

up up & away : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwNCxjxSqrE
I saw aerial & mime performance `The Mill' by Ockham's Razor @ Brighton's Corn Exchange
 http://www.ockhamsrazor.co.uk/wp/

Also, I enjoyed relaxing to Channel 4 TV show Alan Davies' Teenage Revolution :
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/alan-davies-teenage-revolution
I can identify with his 1970s & 80s era of music & sporting heroes.
When I was 17, it was a very good year : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW4I-gJq9vk

 best regards, Kx
superhero accountant
easing back into razzledazzle office-mode :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Ky5R-vxns

blowing good sax

Friday-night -- I saw funk-princess Sigi blowing sax with Baby Charles @ The Brunswick :
http://www.babycharles.co.uk/home/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuSQHBU6V4o

best regards, Kx
superhero accountant
ever-ready in funk stylie : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9BPlLDtnAI

lil old wine drinker me

Have passed-aside my evenings of superhero accountancy studies to attend networking events -- at `Sussex Property Networking Club' last night + Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce with `Deans Business Club' tonight.
 http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/home
http://www.sussexpnc.com/
http://www.deansbusinessclub.co.uk/

Sharing the networking-love -- in `Nicky Haslam' fruity-uncle in-the-town vibe ...
I am the new Jerry Hall : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lxt14grmqk

best regards, Kx

and they say whos that fool in the corner, crying ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ptWCfjJS1E

that girl 's a nutter ?!

I saw film `the girl who played with fire' : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3606
Intense storyline -- uncomfortable viewing at times, like the previous `dragon tattoo girl' film.
Gosh -- could quite put me off my popcorn/hot-dog etc ...
 Oy mate -- your missus is a nutter : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SAYlRf_6bQ

Also catching-up with viewing the docu-drama `u be dead' from last sunday on ITV :
http://www.itv.com/ITVPlayer/  --- an intriguing tale.
One of the main actors is a client at office-deskland.

I shall be pleased to assist in checking-things-out if you hear of anyone receiving those unexpected tax assessments from payroll adjustments that we see in the news : 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309524/The-great-tax-revolt-Experts-tell-thousands-pay-unpaid-tax-HMRC-blunder.html

best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

hectic workload -- happily going slightly mad : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkT5dVJsnYk


 

come dine with me ?

Catching-up with last week's `come dine with me' from Brighton :
http://www.channel4.com/food/on-tv/come-dine-with-me/series-6/brighton/index.html
never the most refined guests on this TV show -- bile & spite usually figure-large ?
the Brighton gang seemed quite entertaining -- though must admit viewing mostly on fast-fwd.

Dinner is so 1980s daaarling -- instead, I recommend breakfast with Bton & Hove Chamber of Commerce : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/home
I've recently been assigned a `Chamber Ambassador' role --- which I interpret in vibe of Louie Spence @ Pineapple Dance Studio -- "has no discernible skills - just let him float around in camp stylie" ? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89f5B9-1yyI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcQwTihEVso
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwtmtWfYJWc

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

so successful, I scare Wall St to death : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0e72zhGlc

cinematic gold-dust ??!

Don't go into the water : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXHbQXsNpbc
I saw film Piranha 3D : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3335
Friday-eve trashy movie -- gore-fest + Kelly Brook jiggling in a bikini -- switch off your brain, you know its not going to be connected to phrases such as " the nominees for best film award include..."
Maybe the 3D dark-glasses are to hide behind ?

I'd also seen `Grown Ups' :  http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3602
again, lightweight frothy stuff

To shoe-horn a bit of worthwhile desk-bound accountancy into this life spent frivolously --- I received a request for financial  info on mortgage-application to assist a client by post thursday afternoon -- I responded by lunchtime on friday, taking the time to supply additional confirmations that the client's income is sustainable (he's a self-employed performer in successful international stage-show, so his performance-earnings can be predicted into coming year).  Usual non-superhero accountants would of course keep the info request at least until after the weekend  ? then respond begrudgingly as you can't charge a fee for this info ?

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

I shall be pleased to chat to you :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZB-DUCrhVQ

born to be wild

born to be wild : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMbATaj7Il8

Yes, relaxing stress-free aboard the Winnebago : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQQfBrSUs0
BBCi player currently has Storyville programme about the potty-mouthed angry Winnebago Man :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00tmhc8/Storyville_20102011_YouTube_Hero_The_Winnebago_Man/
`would you do me a kindness' + take a look.
As the programme develops, he comes across as a likeable-guy.

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

carry on camping : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0J9FdN8oqA