Friday, 31 December 2010

dangers of the demon-drink : just a gigolo / I aint got nobody

We'll drink a-drink a-drink : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x8D4T--0v4
New Year's Eve sexy-mischief plans -- I accepted the invite from a girlfriend, to travel up after-work on 30th and ease into NYE together at her flat in London. Unfortunately, we got so trashed on 30th night [** lesson learnt : `Tuaca' ought to be sparingly sipped in thimble-sized shot-glasses, not necked-down by the beaker-full ] that miss girlfriend declared herself too ill to get out of bed throughout 31st + I'm to leave her alone please ------ so, I came back to Brighton + welcomed-in the NY all alone in sad-n-lonely stylie ...

Still, I have all you gorgeous friends in Twitterland of course.
Sending NY congrats & best wishes, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef  or message me at 07952 297971
Just a gigolo / I aint got nobody : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CodmlmxpZeQ

Wednesday, 29 December 2010

Working from 9 to way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2010 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants remain closed until 4th January ?! --- and declare rules such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant --- I shall be pleased to chat to you
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef , Message me on 07952 297971
I've nothing much to offer, theres nothing much to take ?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Monday, 27 December 2010

what price cheap food ?

I thought the recent Panorama programme  `what price cheap food' most informative -- outlining the consequences of consumers pushing for cheapest-possible food -- while recognising the cost-constraints in present shopping-budgets. BBCi player : http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00wyh2f/Panorama_Supermarkets_What_Price_Cheap_Food/

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- message me at 07952 297971
ready to spring into action --- I'm yours : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A

Sunday, 26 December 2010

Sale-time --- wooo, lets get some shoes

Thats right girlfriend -- lets get some shoes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

Well --- I'll call briefly at start of M&S Brighton store sale 8am this morning --- on my way towards Superhero Accountant HQ desk --- yes, getting back into the work groove at this hectic time of year for Accounts schedules & Tax Returns.
I notice some Accountants are closed until 4th January ? --- well, their choice of course but that seems quite traditional + less in-tune with businesses expecting to be active 24th December - 3rd January ??

I shall be pleased to connect with individuals & businesses in friendly stylie --- you could contact me through Twitter ( http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ) or message my mobile -- 07952 297971.
Oh -- by-the-way -- can I borrow that top ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPDl2g8Upvk

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant

Fashion : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA27aQZCQMk

Saturday, 25 December 2010

Mele Kalikimaka from warm & toasty Brighton

Mele Kalikimaka : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI
sure we must empathise with the UK battling heroically through snow & ice to reach their loved-ones this Christmastime --- but -- roads are clear + its really no problem in Brighton & Hove.

I enjoy listening to xmastime radio --- great to hear Kenny Everett's Christmas Selection Box programme yesterday : http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00wqflj
Of course, all in the best possible taste :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aPrOuPxLno , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5LcYT2-QTE

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9BZDpni56Y



 

Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho

ITS CHRISTMAAAAASSSSSS : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8KT365wlA

I shall stay locally here in Brighton --- as the 4th-emergency-service I need to remain on-call for any Accountancy & Tax queries etc ??
If only there was a Superhero Accountant at the Nativity-scene ?? :
`Three wise men came bearing gifts ... ' --- well, maybe not so wise; if they hadn't considered the tax-advantages of Trust Funds etc ... ?
`Myrrh' --- its a bomb ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wR9rIc7jQw
`While shepherds watched their flocks by night ' --- oh no, get some financial-planning -- move out of shepherding + make it a golf-course ...
All gold-dust thoughts there ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOao69tp2bU

Sending very best wishes, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Have yourself a Merry Christmas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g4lY8Y3eoo

Friday, 24 December 2010

O Holy Night : Granny-Rap Mash-Up

O Holy Night : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM5IDFRRfaY
beautiful choral music this Christmas Eve.
Its nice to see Carols from King's College Cambridge transmitted on BBC2 early-evening tonight -- though this clashes with going to see my Auntie Ida @ Brighton Dome Pavilion Theatre -- laying-down some gansta-rap flavours in da house :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/Ida-Barr---Last-Christmas-(Possibly)/3823
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI9GbkjPFqE
I miss the xmas shows of her young niece from USA - Tina C -- country-singer exploring her white-trash-life of struggle ---- `no dick's as hard as my life' etc :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6cT5hGT6e4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo70EA7gNys

Sending best Christmastime wishes, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Silent Night : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy6ba_M6zww

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Rock-n-Roll-Suicide Xmas Partying : more trashed than Iggy, more wasted than Ziggy

Hallo Spaceboy -- do you like girls ? or boys ? --- its confusing these days ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwdssHTfPJQ
Well -- none of that metrosexual bisexual stuff at blokey beerfest that is the Superhero Accountant HQ Xmas Party tomorrow --- starting lunchtime in Hove + continuing onwards in bevvied-up stylie -- blazing into central Brighton with a lust for life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvUBf5l7Vw
The hardest-drinking Accountant HQ I have worked at --- also by far the hardest-working + attracting the most dynamic clients.

I shall ease out of the bar-trawl --- to hopefully chill awhile before attending the Bowie tribute gig @ Komedia Brighton : http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/23097570/events
then onwards with friends into the nightlife.

In contrast, tonight I enjoyed attending the choral concert of Handel's Messiah with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra + Brighton Festival Chorus @ Brighton Dome.

Best regards, Kx --- Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Rock-n-Roll-Suicide Party Boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-cKliZ9puY

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Christmas food shopping on supermarket-singles-night

Food glorious food : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQDllvuy1I

Blog-dating attempt no. 243 : M, eternally-29, size 9 in slippers, WLTM big-hair leather-clad rock-chick, clutching a large tub of hot-brandy-butter -- you'll find me in the fruitcake aisle -- no umbrella, no coat ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAfxs0IDeMs

Oh go on --- its Christmas ?!
thank you very much, thank you very much ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_n-cf5YPHQ

OK -- I'll take that as a no then
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
gettin down, gettin funky : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcQJj7d18eA

Sunday, 19 December 2010

Batchelor Christmas Cooking --- instructional lesson 1

There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
michelin-tyred chef -- one of life's batchelor boys : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

Saturday, 18 December 2010

Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine, wanky xmas email animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here

Christmastime -- mistletoe & wine ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMR4TpkSwyA
No more xmas email animated-greetings please --- they're lazy + not `comedy' --- bah humbug :


A quiet night at home tonight -- I will tune in to BBC2 programme `Believe : the Eddie Izzard story'.
Theres a connection between Eddie's management-agency guys + Superhero Accountant desk HQ.
BBCi player : http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00wyfvt/Believe_The_Eddie_Izzard_Story/


Best regards, Kx : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Genuine Superhero Accountant --- beware superhero imitators :
http://current.com/shows/infomania/92382090_fat-morons-in-spandex-viral-video-film-school.htm

Anyhow --- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI

Friday, 17 December 2010

Christmas is all around : if you really love me, c'mon n let it snow ...

Christmas is all around : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Q_bq07GVs

Fabulous to catch-up with friends at Chamber of Commerce Xmas Party last night.
I awoke from a dream --- its 1am in a bar + I'm Michael Flatulence, Irish-dancing to The Pogues with the delicious Fay from Diosa Media ... http://diosamedia.com/index.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVxJ3iDrdmw

Partying into the weekend --- tonight = meeting Kroon Kat Gordon for an early-eve meal at Cote Brasserie then onwards to `The Diva in Me' @ Brighton Dome Pavilion Theatre --- probably drinks + possibly club-nte `White Mink' at Brighton Ballroom :
http://www.cote-restaurants.co.uk/Cote_Brighton.html
http://www.brightondome.org/events/The-Diva-in-Me/3821
http://www.brightonballroom.com/
Kroon Kat Gordon ran the wonderful Kroon Kat Lounge club-night : http://kroonkat.com/
Plus he acts & is a `character' in commercials etc -- eg, as the bar-man in Guinness advert here :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69MpLiYhsXw + : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgfU_Tkb4mQ

Best regards, Kx : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- no sleep till Xmas

Let it snow : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAw-9npi3Z4

Monday, 13 December 2010

my very good friend the milkman says ...

my very good friend the milkman says : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFkh6QBlq48
I'm enjoying all the pre-Xmas partying ---- + more to come ...
But -- its not all drinking & staying-out-late ----- I viewed the new exhibition @ Brighton Museum & Art Gallery -- `Capturing Colour' -- about the development of colour images in film --- thoroughly recommended, plus its free :
http://www.brighton-hove-rpml.org.uk/WhatsOn/Pages/BMcapturingcolour4decto20mar11.aspx
OK --- well, I initially only went in there to use the toilets, but I stayed + the images are most interesting.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant ---- poised & ready for you to contact me
It'll be lonely this Xmas without you : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5VrvdOizUc

Sunday, 12 December 2010

burlesque tease , margots party : I'll be a rock-n-rollin party-bitch 4 u

She's got it : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyACslxjLbk
Last night, I attended a burlesque-cabaret event in central Brighton (promoted by `Stella Starr') to support a friend who was performing.
Event was hosted by cad & bounder `Atters' Attree from The Chap magazine :
http://thechap.net/index.html , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAGpzK_iupA

Then later evening onwards to a Xmas party club-night --- Margots Party @ Brighton Ballroom :
http://margots.org/ , http://www.brightonballroom.com/

Good to chill + stay out way past midnight --- though I do not neglect my Superhero Accountancy duties -- taking sunday to prepare for the hectic week ahead.

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef --- I'll be a rock-n-rollin party-bitch 4 u :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p79JKclG-oc

Friday, 10 December 2010

Dear Santa -- I want I want I want ....

Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh3h7qxYJBc
I attended a Xmas party launch of the newly revamped website for the lovely people at Castor & Pollux gallery on the beachfront at Brighton : http://www.castorandpollux.co.uk/
Lots of pressies to add to my christmas stocking -- please --- plus a generous voucher scheme to spend into next year ---- I want I want I want ...
I also want a ring -- I don't mean on the phone : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

Chillin awhile in central Brighton last night -- I met by chance the gorgeous Laura Evans, at her office-xmas-drinks outing --- lovely to chat and hear how well she is settling at Makemedia :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/members/laura-evans

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef --- bringing you Superhero Accountancy plus The Power of Love :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw

if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ??

Yes -- Xmas partytimes -- reviving those 100% guaranteed chat-up-lines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVUrq7jvtM
Lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm as I wait underneath the mistletoe ...
"Pull a cracker ? -- looking at you darling, reckon I already have" ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPuRA1rZuTA

Shoppers seem very hectic here in Brighton -- getting those bargains on behalf of Father Christmas.
He has my wish-list + I've been quite a good boy this year for sure.
However, I see from Current TV channel that maybe the old codger has his own designs on unwrapping that foxy blonde I asked for :
http://current.com/items/91246349_tonight-at-10pm-a-sugar-daddy-meets-a-sugar-baby-for-the-first-time.htm

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef ---- true to you darling :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6K8R8KqpCE

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

D-I-Y Tax : I don't need an Accountant ??

I hear people remark that "I don't need an Accountant for my Tax Return, I'll just do-it-myself ..." ??
Well ---- completing a Tax Return is a very delicate & precise exercise -- rather similar to carrying out a vasectomy operation --- sure, it could be kinda fun to have a go at doing-it-yourself -- but its probably best left to the experts ??!!

Accountancy & Tax services -- its like having a bidet in your bathroom ---- not essential, but it adds a touch of class ?!

So --- you'll contact me + we'll get the Tax sorted ??

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Acountant ---- bells, whistles & rump-a-pump-pump :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vJp-lSv0S0

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

so this is Christmas : acumen law & comedy

So this is Christmas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb2YSAVHmIE

I attended local arts/media event `The Space' @ Komedia Brighton last night --- film-critic, journalist Barry Norman + comedian,writer Frank Skinner were guests :
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/25499275/events
http://www.thespace.uk.com/

Acumen Law Media sponsored the event -- their representative Josh spoke for approx 10 mins on `defamation' & `copyright' directly prior to Frank Skinner ---- who somewhat `joshed' about having lawyers as his `warm-up' performer.
 
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant ------ I am the Walrus : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG73Pk1yUj8

these hands are lethal weapons ?!

Everybody was kung-fu fighting : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTiSzFp4arg
I saw DVD of remake film for The Karate Kid : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY8amUImEu0
A watchable film I thought ---- + for young-boys (its PG-rating) it must be their equivalent vibe of seeing Bruce Lee Enter the Dragon exciting fight-scenes ?!
In my superhero-mode, I do not have martial-arts ninja powers --- though I do wear lashings of Hai-Karate aftershave to entice the cuties ?! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71JIs6fxOSE

Best regards, Kx
Accykeef --- Superhero Accountant

You hardly talk to me anymore  -- when I kung-fu the door at the end of the day ??! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj10EzNKA2M

Monday, 6 December 2010

The Great Pretender : more popular than Jesus ?!

Oh yes, I'm The Great Pretender : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ujv9aEUSyQ
everyone follow me in internetland pleeeease ... twitter : accykeef

I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock --  Jesus only had 12 disciples following him, though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" .
Not The Messiah --- just a very naughty boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant ----- I could've been someone ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY

Sunday, 5 December 2010

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- multiplication, thats the name of the game :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tQLsvCtOTA

Oh you pretty things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

Friday, 3 December 2010

Ra Ra Rasputin : brrrr, it must be colder than Siberia

Oh those Russians : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmjdZKfumEI
So Russia worked its magic on FIFA as World Cup hosts.

I trudge through the snow to Superhero HQ desk this week -- keeping the UK economy on-track for Accounts & Tax. The seafront sights are very beautiful ----- such a Winter's Tale :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5w2lb2SdE

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- come join me for a Seaside Rendezvous ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWhdx6OB_uc

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo : baby its cold outside

Sing it Wagner : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3PRmu0nDr4
I saw film `The American' with George Clooney  : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3805
about a loner guy who shuns interaction etc -- unlike me --- I'm going along to join business-friends at the Hove Business Association Christmas event tomorrow :
http://www.hovebiz.com/index.php/hba-christmas-party/

Hopefully the snow/ice will abate.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- come join me darling, 'cause baby its cold outside :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PceqPkTdYgA

Monday, 29 November 2010

puttin on the style : je t'adore Dior

puttin' on the style : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3l_oH8Fwt0

I noticed a gorgeous blue-overcoat in The Sussex Beacon charity-shop @ George Street Hove.
Bought it -- then the nice assistant guy discreetly told me its a Christian Dior -- yes indeed, label + lining confirms -- big thrill -- + for an excellent cause : http://www.sussexbeacon.org.uk/

I sashay along imagining I must look like Cary Grant ? - though Dick Emery as `Camp Clarence' is probably closer to the vibe ! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb4aRv16R-E
Well, I'm enjoying being snug in these cold wintery days.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- damn right sugar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2cHkMwzOiM

Saturday, 27 November 2010

swing it Mr Paganini

Swing it Mr Paganini : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcMBgDO4Qow
I'm attending London Philharmonic Orchestra concert @ Brighton Dome tonight :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/London-Philharmonic-Orchestra/3723
then most probably onwards to a house-party in Hove.

Those other `arts/entertainment' Accountants locally will no doubt be at home watching Wagner on X-factor --- ha, that guy 's atrocious -- he should stick to writing the operas ?!

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant at your assistance -- just reach out, I'll be there :
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7mVNfuY0c

Thursday, 25 November 2010

fat boy slims

In just 7 days, they can make me a man ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4QVCowisY
I've been making efforts to get healthier, before we imminently launch into pre-Xmas partytime.
Plus its very hectic at Superhero Accountant HQ so good to burn some stress.

cardiovascular-endurance ? muscle-progression ? ---- I just want to look good naked ! --- or to be more precise darling --- look even better naked ?!
high-impact aerobics --- one spectator-ticket please --- I'm definitely not taking my suit & tie off.
I imagine affecting a similar vibe to my drinking-buddy Sir Les Patterson :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu_SsiLNrk

Easing out of my chair -- ready to save the UK economy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICWbPeG6QwU

best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- thinks he's a man, but he's only a boy ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TXoGjYO7TY

Tuesday, 23 November 2010

Ziggy played guitar ?

Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG58av3-ZOk
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with that uncompleted Tax Return ?!

Well -- time 's getting on now -- nearly into Decembertime & Xmas-partying :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KjSsTagY3s
Get in touch + I can sort-out your Tax --- no worries.

Best regards, AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- false-teeth in + blowing bugle like Arturo :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJrp9q8G3qk

sublime Bowie : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAveRvYGbJg

Monday, 22 November 2010

I want to be a paperback writer : some more stuff what I writted

Oh yes -- though I envisage my published thoughts would be in v-expensive leather-bound hardback version ; rather than mere pauperback copies for common people to dip into ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fUSXbkY4-8

Good to see super-fab Brighton author won `Roald Dahl Funny Prize' book-award  :
http://www.lovereading4kids.co.uk/genre/fun/Roald-Dahl-Funny-Prize.html

I joined a `Brighton Dome & Festival members' book-club awhile back -- but the selections have been too intellectual for my reading -- plus the meet-ups seem to clash with diary-commitments in increasingly hectic wintertimes.

Rest regards
Kx
Superhero Accountant  -- Blaming it on the boogie : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW1iq4IO2k

Wednesday, 17 November 2010

rainy night in Shoreham : Reviewing the Situation

I went to see Ron Moody @ Shoreham, Ropetackle venue -- for City Books event :
 http://www.ropetacklecentre.co.uk/products/ron-moody-presented-by-city-books/17767
Lovely to hear him talk -- though he's now a significant age (mid-80s) -- he still has passion to perform & entertain. All things considered & `reviewing the situation' ; it was fab :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9Ea9NFyyM

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- its a fine life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYTUtOTYEb0

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Boys Keep Swinging : road-trip mischief & jackass-japes

Heaven loves ya ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMhFyWEMlD4

I saw a couple of guy-movies @ Cineworld, Brighton Marina --- Due Date + Jackass 3D
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?fallback=false&isMobileAgent=false
Due Date -- its shite --- a very poor remake of the vibe in John Candy & Steve Martin movie `Planes, Trains & Automobiles'. I am disappointed that Robert Downey Jr is involved.
Jackass 3D -- well, its funny - in blokey rough play stylie.

Tonight I saw `My Afternoons with Marqueritte' @ Duke of Yorks cinema :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/My_Afternoons_With_Margueritte_La_Tete_En_Friche/
Beautifully acted --- for my touchy-feely metrosexual Superhero artistic-bent.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant at your service darling --- members only :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XU5dxAAfzs


 

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit ...

you're just the type of girl to break my heart in two -- but how was I to know you'd bend my ear-holes too :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1fOZjiDaw4

I attended Brighton arts/media community event `The Space' : http://www.thespace.uk.com/
to see mockney geezer Chas Hodges ---- plus the beautiful Barbara McQueen.
I recommend these evenings --- fab that the Space gang host such events (next month, December, I believe theres guests Frank Skinner + Barry Norman).

Best regards, Kx
Superhero to assist you --- what more could you want ??
oh daaarlin' , aint no pleasing you :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkt8E2Ul-Xw

Sunday, 7 November 2010

even superheroes get ear-ache

hello hello, I'm back again : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Msnt4lLm-g
er -- not in gary-glitter computer-perv stylie ...

I've have ear-infections for the past couple of months -- whch is tiring.
But, of course I return to save the UK economy -- + connect with Bton & Hove business-friends in Twitterland [ AccyKeef ].

If your present Accountant is causing you ear-ache with loads of questions etc rather than getting on with whats required on accounts & tax ; I shall be pleased to assist you in laid-back easy mode --- contact me + lets chat ?

I'm still socialising ---- + looking fwd to December Xmastime partying.
This past week, I attended a couple of concerts through Brighton's Early Music Festival :
http://www.bremf.org.uk/
including Emma Kirkby featured in concert @ St Georges Church, Kemp Town area :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjc0qug-1NQ
a gorgeous voice -- not as good as Mary from X-factor though ?! -- even to a deaf-superhero here ...

Sending best regards, Kx
starting all over again  : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q97ho7npMcU

Saturday, 25 September 2010

enough about you, lets talk about me

Respect to Boogaloo Stu for the title :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHyr1tZRiTA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg_G7DLxrhM
Yes, Brighton super-glam style -- look & learn Lady friggin Gaga.

I attended Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce breakfast on friday;
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/home
They,ve given me a glambassador role -- welcoming new guests etc.
Obviously I talk on & on at them all about my superhero-accountancy ?!
Oh yes --- I'll be a narcissistic networking-party-host 4 u :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p79JKclG-oc

The previous evening, I had attended modern dance production `7734' by the Jasmin Vardimon Company at Brighton Dome :  http://jasminvardimon.com/
I caught-up on news & gossip awhile with Andrew Kay of Latest magazine :  http://thelatest.co.uk/7/

I enjoyed chillin to BBCi player feature `Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child' :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00tw2db/Jimi_Hendrix_Voodoo_Child/
Excellent 1960s US & UK footage weaved around his lifestory.

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant
99-miles-an-hour babe is the speed I drive ----- er, if I had a car :
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUCNsZXCd58

Friday, 24 September 2010

rock-n-rollin friday : ladies & gentlemen its er, The Railing Staines

LETS ROOCCCKKK : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nYeN5rBGgs
Sarah Jessica Parker looking super-fab there leading Twisted Sister ??!!

Please allow me to introduce myself -- I'm a man of wealth & taste :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE66txjCJYM
Tonight, I shall see the Duke of Yorks cinema screening of The Rolling Stones 1972 Exile on Main Street tour :
 http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Ladies_Gentlemen_The_Rolling_Stones/
But --- unless I'm very much mistaken, they are already performing live earlier tonight in Brighton at Latest MusicBar ??!! : http://thelatest.co.uk/musicbar/ http://www.railingstains.com/

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant
rock-god Keef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toiM1B6E2ww

watching girls just passing by -- it aint the latest thing :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0NYKWLMgx0

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Tomorrow's winning Lottery Draw numbers

money, money, money ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

Derren Brown appeared to me in a dream last night and he spoke your name in my ear. He gave me the winning lottery numbers, too, so you can understand where my priorities lay when I raced to grab a notebook & pen ?!

Blog-dating : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers; seeks woman whose first name begins with S, or maybe F, and rhymes with chicken, and has a surname thats either a place in Shropshire or the title of a 1979 Earth, Wind & Fire track.
Shicken Boogiewonderland - I know you're reading this -- leave a reply and I'll share the £millions.
http://www.lottery.co.uk/news/derren-brown-lottery-prediction.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c

Alternatively -- rather than dreaming our money-worries away on the lottery -- may I offer that I could assist you with superhero-stylie accountancy & tax guidance -- I shall be pleased to help.

Best regards, Kx
accykeef --- superhero accountant
So talented, its a kind of magic ?!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXyK_blEzqY

Sunday, 19 September 2010

Perez Hilton VIP? & the fat guy sings

Do those TV adverts with fat guy singing opera + cutesy meerkats establish credibility for financial decisions ?? -- I may have to hang-up my superhero persona if thats really the route to successful `marketing' ...
This guy however gets my vote for efforts to promote his fleamarket store :
Montgomery Fleamarket -- just like a mini-mall :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKK-WWwcQME
way beyond genius

I saw TV show `Fearne & Perez Hilton' -- he seems a hard-working party-guy -- though if he was based in Brighton, I'm not so sure his camp exploits would be particularly exceptional ?!
http://www.officialfearnecotton.com/

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant -- shall be pleased to assist you.
When will you be mine ?! :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Nqi89dd0w

Saturday, 18 September 2010

Castor & Pollux

Congrats to Brighton's Castor & Pollux gallery for their exhibition of typographic prints by Julia Trigg  : http://www.castorandpollux.co.uk/
a gorgeous gallery on beach-front.

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant -- shall be pleased to assist you
So darling -- if a picture paints a thousand words ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNVvlLAvswg

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

going underground --- exit through the gift shop

Some people might say my life is in a rut : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0cNuSsxXxI 

I went on a Brighton Sewers Tour : http://www.southernwater.co.uk/homeAndLeisure/daysOut/brightonSewerTours/
not really my 1st choice outing ---- + probably not the best venue for a romantic-date ?! --- but I guess its necessary that I know about such things in my superhero Eco-Warrior role.
I am pleased that theres such blokey-guys dedicating their lives to the intricacies of the local sewer-system.
Comment from a colleague : "ooh, get me something from the gift shop" ?!

best regards, Kx
superhero accountant
saving the UK economy -- from the floorboards up :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBz3wgXpoU

Monday, 13 September 2010

the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw

Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
Oh how the ravages of partying turn delusional hopes of effecting a Cary Grant stylie demeanour into a wasted Mickey Rourke visage !!
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm

This time I'm going to get healthy --- health-store foods, diet-coke no bourbon-whiskey ...
I am attending health & nutrition seminar event in Brighton tomorrow evening -- organised by Lucy @ LGM Nutrition : http://www.lgmnutrition.com/

Yes indeedy -- mr hot-hunk will soon be appearing in blog-dating :
Don't let distance come between us. Or metal bars & restricted access.
Write now to bubbly (others say `maximum security' but what do they know ?) M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers -- before Matron's magic sweeties wear off.
Can't give you anything but my love??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ithme_J1b6w

Come join me at the seminar -- afterwards we can get some beers & a kebab ... ??

Best regards, Kx
accykeef -- superhero accountant

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Sunday, 12 September 2010

up up & away

up up & away : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwNCxjxSqrE
I saw aerial & mime performance `The Mill' by Ockham's Razor @ Brighton's Corn Exchange
 http://www.ockhamsrazor.co.uk/wp/

Also, I enjoyed relaxing to Channel 4 TV show Alan Davies' Teenage Revolution :
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/alan-davies-teenage-revolution
I can identify with his 1970s & 80s era of music & sporting heroes.
When I was 17, it was a very good year : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW4I-gJq9vk

 best regards, Kx
superhero accountant
easing back into razzledazzle office-mode :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Ky5R-vxns

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

lil old wine drinker me

Have passed-aside my evenings of superhero accountancy studies to attend networking events -- at `Sussex Property Networking Club' last night + Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce with `Deans Business Club' tonight.
 http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/home
http://www.sussexpnc.com/
http://www.deansbusinessclub.co.uk/

Sharing the networking-love -- in `Nicky Haslam' fruity-uncle in-the-town vibe ...
I am the new Jerry Hall : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lxt14grmqk

best regards, Kx

and they say whos that fool in the corner, crying ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ptWCfjJS1E

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

that girl 's a nutter ?!

I saw film `the girl who played with fire' : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3606
Intense storyline -- uncomfortable viewing at times, like the previous `dragon tattoo girl' film.
Gosh -- could quite put me off my popcorn/hot-dog etc ...
 Oy mate -- your missus is a nutter : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SAYlRf_6bQ

Also catching-up with viewing the docu-drama `u be dead' from last sunday on ITV :
http://www.itv.com/ITVPlayer/  --- an intriguing tale.
One of the main actors is a client at office-deskland.

I shall be pleased to assist in checking-things-out if you hear of anyone receiving those unexpected tax assessments from payroll adjustments that we see in the news : 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309524/The-great-tax-revolt-Experts-tell-thousands-pay-unpaid-tax-HMRC-blunder.html

best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

hectic workload -- happily going slightly mad : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkT5dVJsnYk


 

Monday, 6 September 2010

come dine with me ?

Catching-up with last week's `come dine with me' from Brighton :
http://www.channel4.com/food/on-tv/come-dine-with-me/series-6/brighton/index.html
never the most refined guests on this TV show -- bile & spite usually figure-large ?
the Brighton gang seemed quite entertaining -- though must admit viewing mostly on fast-fwd.

Dinner is so 1980s daaarling -- instead, I recommend breakfast with Bton & Hove Chamber of Commerce : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/home
I've recently been assigned a `Chamber Ambassador' role --- which I interpret in vibe of Louie Spence @ Pineapple Dance Studio -- "has no discernible skills - just let him float around in camp stylie" ? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89f5B9-1yyI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcQwTihEVso
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwtmtWfYJWc

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

so successful, I scare Wall St to death : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0e72zhGlc

Saturday, 4 September 2010

cinematic gold-dust ??!

Don't go into the water : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXHbQXsNpbc
I saw film Piranha 3D : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3335
Friday-eve trashy movie -- gore-fest + Kelly Brook jiggling in a bikini -- switch off your brain, you know its not going to be connected to phrases such as " the nominees for best film award include..."
Maybe the 3D dark-glasses are to hide behind ?

I'd also seen `Grown Ups' :  http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3602
again, lightweight frothy stuff

To shoe-horn a bit of worthwhile desk-bound accountancy into this life spent frivolously --- I received a request for financial  info on mortgage-application to assist a client by post thursday afternoon -- I responded by lunchtime on friday, taking the time to supply additional confirmations that the client's income is sustainable (he's a self-employed performer in successful international stage-show, so his performance-earnings can be predicted into coming year).  Usual non-superhero accountants would of course keep the info request at least until after the weekend  ? then respond begrudgingly as you can't charge a fee for this info ?

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

I shall be pleased to chat to you :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZB-DUCrhVQ

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

born to be wild

born to be wild : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMbATaj7Il8

Yes, relaxing stress-free aboard the Winnebago : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQQfBrSUs0
BBCi player currently has Storyville programme about the potty-mouthed angry Winnebago Man :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00tmhc8/Storyville_20102011_YouTube_Hero_The_Winnebago_Man/
`would you do me a kindness' + take a look.
As the programme develops, he comes across as a likeable-guy.

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

carry on camping : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0J9FdN8oqA

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

saviour of the universe

Only 14 hours to save The Earth : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q

Superhero AccyKeef to the rescue with glam assistant Miss Universe wearing er ?! ... :
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/838353-tara-vaitiere-hoyos-british-bid-for-miss-universe-dresses-as-beefeater

I recently saw film `The Scorcerer's Apprentice' : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3575
Thought OKish -- Alfred Molina + Nicholas Cage are always watchable I reckon.
PG cert film -- I'm guessing it would be too complex for young children ??

Tomorrow's weather ? -- check it yourself : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svt6MTmTAKQ

best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

The Scorcerer's Apprentice -- 1940 Disney : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-7Qar1lFjo

Monday, 30 August 2010

blog takes off like Evel Knievel -- watch me soar

Yes -- fearlessly soaring into superhero mode while dressed in leather ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfCw7OPc6GM

Thanks for the private messages -- like most other things, blogging-action is best enjoyed when theres someone else there to join in ??

Also -- `tina4love' from Dakar messaged me here + after just one blog entry can see that we must be together -- "establish a relationship that is bassed [sic] on truth and trust ..." -- yes well, beautiful thoughts; in a kinda freaky stylie.
I shall embrace this internet weirdo dating stuff :-
You're blonde,6', long legs, 30-35, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks only a mother could love -- best for dinner-dates in dimly-lit places. M, eternally-39 years old, Size 9 in slippers.
Libra -- + I'm Keef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_9OUvmb5I

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

Are you ready Steve ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswKeWhjaUc

Friday, 27 August 2010

do you come here often ??

"Hi, I'm Johnny the Fox" : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eDXgG1RBDo
admit to using this line -- but only in response to a drunk & strident woman demanding "who are you ?".

That bible of all-things-stylish - today's Daily Mail - reports that cheesy chat-up lines still score flirty success :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1306557/Chat-lines-actually-work-Women-men-reveal-like-flirting-extra-cheese.html
so cutie, if I said you had a beautiful body ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVUrq7jvtM

OK -- I'll take that as a no then.
anyhow, sending best regards Kx

Lie down -- I think I love ya : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIoTgKmpN4

Thursday, 26 August 2010

burlesque tease / retro kool

She's got it : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyACslxjLbk

Friday, I shall attend Brighton Komedia `Club Smooch' , to support a friend who is performing :
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/25499273/events
maybe leading-on to after-party @ Latest MusicBar `Sirens' club-night :
http://thelatest.co.uk/musicbar/
er, to admire the choreography ?!

My favourite retro-style club-night has been The Kroon Kat Lounge --- a retro lounge-music & cabaret night thats been based at Brighton Komedia venue for several years + also opened at the Komedia venue in Bath approx 2 years ago.
Elegantly-sexy evenings : http://www.kroonkat.com/  -- the promoters & performers have become good-friends of mine over the years.

Theres also regular burlesque nights locally as featured through the `ministry of burlesque' website : http://www.ministryofburlesque.com/burlesque-scenes/
though my heart stays with the KroonKat guys (for its original connections to Komedia venue + for finding the best local cabaret-performers + fabulous music etc).

Best wishes to all, Kx
superhero accountant -- saving the UK economy, when not socialising

oh baby you know what I like : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TcC_ni0ojo

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

macho-men heaven

So Macho : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6qrn5wgfgk
I saw film `The Expendables' : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3578
well -- I guess its predictable stuff -- switch-off-yr-brain watchable ?

Film ends with play-out to Thin Lizzy `the boys are back in town' .
Sy Stallone as bad-boy like Phil Lynott ?? -- ha, don't believe a word ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fG8TCHccIU

best regards, Kx
Accy Keef -- superhero

lets get physical : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0e1Y5FXNWs

Sunday, 22 August 2010

a night at the opera

I attended Glyndebourne Opera screening at Brighton Duke of York's cinema :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRP2X-aaVmc
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/Whats_On/Seasons_Festivals/Glyndebourne_Festival/
The Rake's Progress last night plus Billy Budd and Hansel & Gretel later this week.
Lovely to see a mini-festival of excellent opera at cinema-prices.

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef --- superhero accountant

Glyndebourne Opera-House short-feature : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQsIAhErAL4

we're in the money

We're in the money : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS1XDaNgH1Y
I went to performance of `42nd Street' @ Chichester : http://www.cft.org.uk/index.asp
terrific joyful musical -- quite rightly sold-out performances.

The original movie sound-track (1933) has a certain charm in very dated vibe ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuqJJMSK15U

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef --- superhero accountant

Gold Diggers of 1933 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw