you be Dolly to my Kenny ?? --- working from 9 to way-past 5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
My ideal lady --- wealthy, talented ---- + er, dresses kinda slutty ...
Dolly -- Live in London --- currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00qmdzy/Dolly_Parton_Live_from_London/

Plus of course us guys like to look like Kenny Rogers :
http://menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/
Lets get together darling ?? http://youtu.be/HQW7I62TNOw
OK, I'll take that as a NO

Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.

Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971

Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://youtu.be/r8NZa9wYZ_U

Blog-Dating attempt 245 : Christmas all alone ??

My Boxing Day TV schedule includes a pause in transmission at 3.50pm to cry into the sleeve of the cardigan I bought myself ---- unless you want to meet up and have crazy post-turkey canoodling ?? http://youtu.be/noLrCDzAp5M

Yes darling --- your `lonely at xmas' troubles are over in the shape of fruity uncle Keef. Belches Xmas carols in 3 octaves, scratches inappropriately and is seemingly never satisfied by your very best efforts. Is dinner ready yet ??

Lets make Christmas magic again.
OK -- I'll take that as a no then

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant :
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Christmas food shopping on supermarket-singles-night

Food glorious food : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQDllvuy1I

Blog-dating attempt no. 243 : M, eternally-29, size 9 in slippers, WLTM big-hair leather-clad rock-chick, clutching a large tub of hot-brandy-butter -- you'll find me in the fruitcake aisle -- no umbrella, no coat ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAfxs0IDeMs

Oh go on --- its Christmas ?!
OK -- I'll take that as a no then

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant :
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

if I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ??

Yes -- Xmas partytimes -- reviving those 100% guaranteed chat-up-lines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVUrq7jvtM
Lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm as I wait underneath the mistletoe ...
"Pull a cracker ? -- looking at you darling, reckon I already have" ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPuRA1rZuTA

Shoppers seem very hectic here in Brighton -- getting those bargains on behalf of Father Christmas.
He has my wish-list + I've been quite a good boy this year for sure.
However, I see from Current TV channel that maybe the old codger has his own designs on unwrapping that foxy blonde I asked for :
http://current.com/items/91246349_tonight-at-10pm-a-sugar-daddy-meets-a-sugar-baby-for-the-first-time.htm

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Brighton Accountant
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Batchelor Christmas Cooking --- Instructional Lesson One : The all-day breakfast

Wishing it could be Christmas Meal everyday ?? : http://youtu.be/dgELkMHdfJw
Well -- thanks to my stockpile of Pot Noodle Christmas Dinner, it can be :
http://www.thedrum.co.uk/news/2011/10/25/golden-wonder-launches-christmas-dinner-flavoured-noodles

There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- the all-day breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
michelin-tyred chef -- one of life's batchelor boys :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine, wanky Xmas email animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here

Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine, wanky Xmas email animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here

Christmastime -- mistletoe & wine ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMR4TpkSwyA

No more wanky Xmas email animated-greetings please --- they're lazy + not `comedy' --- bah humbug :

Also --- those  `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT --- its really hectic at Superhero Accountants HQ.

Anyhow --- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI

Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Genuine Superhero Accountant --- beware superhero imitators :
http://current.com/shows/infomania/92382090_fat-morons-in-spandex-viral-video-film-school.htm

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working from 9 to way-past 5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.

Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971

Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY