Glamping & Extreme-Shepherding

This week at Superhero-Accountant HQ desk, I've been assisting a glamorous camping [`glamping'] site in Snowdonia plus (unrelated but keeping the Welsh/sheep vibe going) a TV/film production guy who brought us the extreme-shepherding adverts for Samsung :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw
Cool & quirky clients who would probably struggle with traditional Accountants.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- shall be thrilled to join with your business-hopes

Here for you darling --- just help yourself ... ??!! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvHkWl8HfrI

hows a fella get some action around here ?? [then drop your trousers]

Seduction technique no. 57 : announce `hows a fella get some action around here ??'
as demonstrated by Shend in his show-reel : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBK3CvRCSNs
Shend --- actor, writer, club-promoter, musician, punk-warrior with The Cravats :
Myspace photos : http://www.myspace.com/shend/photos
The Cravats :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMjRp1xqI4

In punk-warrior mode with The Cravats, Shend is playing a support-slot at a `Crass' gig tnte, London's Shepherds Bush Empire : http://www.o2shepherdsbushempire.co.uk/event/25653/the-last-supper-crass-songs-1977-1984-tickets
Also --- in next Thursday's episode of Warwick Davis `Life's too Short' [the episode featuring Helena Bonham-Carter ] Shend appears as `Nobby' (so my Radio Times tells me).

Lovely to hook-up with Shend --- a wonderfully entertaining guy, though initially appears scary. He also links in with me at Superhero Accountants HQ --- I would love to make similar connections to creative non-dreary individuals & businesses with a lust-for-life : http://youtu.be/2iQonNrfzzY

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

girls, girls, girls -- I'm looking for some action ... : http://youtu.be/kmLDsGDt_h0

Superhero Brighton Accountant --- Hey World, here I ammmmmm

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we ease into pre-Xmas-times --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?

My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.

You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Saviour of the Universe --- well, of Hove actually : Failing at the first banking

Saviour of the Universe : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q

Well, of Hove actually ...
At last month's AGM for Hove Business Association, I was appointed Treasurer :
http://www.hovebiz.com/  Its an honour to be nominated for such a role.

Of course I don't just restrict my radar to Brighton & Hove --- I'm pleased to connect with businesses & individuals throughout Southern England, London & beyond in offering easy-going friendly & speedy assistance.

[ I don't want this tale to infer any lack of suitability for the Treasurer role, but ---- ]
 I went to bank the accumulated cheques this lunchtime --- I presented the Lloyds TSB paying-in book at the counter and the young lady said "er, this is the HSBC Bank" --- oops ...

Anyhow -- with the aim to squeeze some useful info into this lightweight-blog; I'll share some funding sources which have come-across my desk at Superhero Accountant HQ  :
For `social entrepreneurs' etc :
`Unlimited Advantage' : http://unltdadvantage.org.uk/
`Funding Circle' :  http://www.fundingcircle.com/
For Charity, not-for-profit organisations :
`Funding Central' : http://www.fundingcentral.org.uk/Default.aspx
`Awards for All' : http://www.awardsforall.org.uk/
Just floating these links out into blogging/twitterland --- if I can bring some joy, my efforts aint been in vain for nothing ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucg0ZLHY5eA

Sending best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

D'ya wanna get up & Jam : http://youtu.be/_3qs_LqcalM

Start a Company --- Registration of a straightforward Ltd Company for £18 fee

I'm mentioning that Companies House now offer the facility for registration of a new Limited Company for £18 fee. Go to Companies House website : http://www.companieshouse.gov.uk/ --- see top-left panel `Start a Company' and click-through to the guidance details on Web Incorporation Service.
£18 fee to register online looks a terrific reduction in usual fee-costs incurred.

This is applicable for registration of straightforward Companies ---- but most new start-up Companies would be this straightforward structure.
For more complex structures, theres specialist help available through a company formation agent --- such as Brighton Formations : http://www.brightonformations.co.uk/

Accountants / Lawyers like to  take-charge of dealing with the company registration --- for which accountants are likely to charge their time-cost fees from £150-£200 + VAT ---- lawyers time-costs rates are usually double those of accountants.
Not saying that accountants / lawyers are not `adding-value' in taking-charge of the process to Start a Company --- BUT --- wouldn't you prefer to connect with assistance from an accountant who makes you aware of the potential cost options & savings available ???

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Just reach out -- I'll be there ?! : http://youtu.be/2EaflX0MWRo

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://youtu.be/Ky5_WeQWfeY

Johnny Depp & Me --- 1 million degrees of separation : my part as the Wind beneath his Wings ?!

Catching-up with Johnny Depp on this week's Graham Norton show :
BBCi player http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/tv/bbc_one_london/watchlive

Johnny is promoting The Rum Bum ... Diary :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rum-Bum-Concertina-George-Melly/dp/0708813976
oops, thats wrong --- its The Rum Diary film : http://youtu.be/0YUx36yLLug

Anyhow --- the production-company for The Graham Norton Show [SO TV] links to Superhero Accountant HQ --- a desirable connection, but appreciating of course thats 1 million degrees of separation from the office-desk --- unlike other local Accountants I notice constantly bragging in Twitterland about their celeb,media clients ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Its 24-carat showbiz daahlings : http://youtu.be/nS1XDaNgH1Y