Thursday, 31 March 2011

frisky-friday : dontcha wish your Accountant woz Hot like me ?!

Blog-dating : M, eternally-39,
more Batman than boy-Robin :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcbbOYcEz88

Easing towards friday-eve --- to chill awhile with the Chamber of Commerce Pussycat-Dolls ...
Maybe onwards to disco-night at Brighton Ballroom : http://www.brightonballroom.com/whats-on/
burn baby burn at the Disco Inferno : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li_rLudMcck

I was amused to view on BBCi player the episode 1 of Pop's Greatest Dance Crazes  : http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0101jgy/Pops_Greatest_Dance_Crazes_Cutdowns_Episode_1/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

thinks he's a man, but he's only a boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TXoGjYO7TY

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Hungry like the Wolf : Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps)

I saw DVD of film `The Wolfman' : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnDI57Uucrc
excess body-hair, dishevelled attire , irrational temper-tantrums etc -- I could rock-that-look
I'm hungry, so hungry ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
though I guess that if you look like Benicio del Toro its a broodingly-magnificent vibe, if not you appear a nutter jacked-up on Special Brew ??

Rather than angry wolfman, my transformation of course is into AccyKeef Superhero to save the UK economy ---- I shall be thrilled to chat.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1xJFPmBDUY

Monday, 28 March 2011

Shake, Rattle & Roll with the STOMP guys

The STOMP show is at Brighton Dome this week of course --- I shall attend tonight's show.
I've mentioned before that Stomp links to the expertise at Superhero Accountant HQ --- + I was at school with the co-founder, Luke Cresswell.
Luke dropped-out to go busking, and we knew nothing would come of that ... ?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US7c9ASVfNc

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Shake Rattle & Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQweaS328bc

Sunday, 27 March 2011

Ballet at Duke of York's : Anna Nicole Smith as Opera Star

Nat King Cole -- Ballerina : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J62T1DZi6Q

Early-eve today, I'm attending the screening at Duke of York's cinema of Paris Ballet performing Coppelia : http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Opera_De_Paris_Coppelia/

Also, at the weekend it was interesting to dip-into Royal Opera House, Covent Garden screening of opera portraying Anna Nicole Smith -- plus accompanying programme on `Opera's Fallen Women' --- both currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zpdyb/Anna_Nicole_from_the_Royal_Opera_House/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zpdwq/Operas_Fallen_Women/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Just like a ballerina : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCs-VBY-VmE
Sylvie Guillem -- Two : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvG7IxsVqo8

Saturday, 26 March 2011

The Great Pretender : more popular than Jesus ?!

Superhero Accountant --- oh yes, I'm The Great Pretender :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ujv9aEUSyQ

I view other Accountants' twitterings & blogs + am amazed that they find such large chunks of time during the working-day for lingering online --- chatting or re-tweeting news on tax-rules etc. At Superhero Accountant HQ we focus on working extra-hard providing quality-expertise for efficiently time-managed fees-levels. Tax info --- we deal with it + phone/email those clients affected. I'm a sociable guy --- but keep my online postings for evenings/early-mornings + weekends. I would be thrilled to chat to you.

On collecting large numbers ot Twitterland friends --- I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock that Jesus only had 12 disciples following him; though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" ...
Not The Messiah --- just a very naughty boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Dissing the non-Superhero Accountants ---- here she comes ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Fn7VSRUFM

Thursday, 24 March 2011

frisky-friday : if lovin you is wrong, I dont wanna be right

Frisky : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoKT900YbCc
"would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit "
really dear Chap -- its not exactly Cole Porter lyrics is it ?

I know this is neither the time nor place; but I've always loved you.
Blog-dating : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers, lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm.  My wife & kids dont understand me -- in fact they think I'm a feckless tosser :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAUCVbnDUg

Well --- at least let me sort those Accountancy & Tax matters as we head towards 31st March fiscal year-end. I promise not to mention my desires ever again --- or the 276 photo-images of you that line my office-desk ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Friday-night sad & lonely club --- members only :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XU5dxAAfzs

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

joining workplace-disciplinary lawyers for wine-tasting --- with my reputation ?!

Me --- cad & bounder AccyKeef --- joining workplace-disciplinary specialists Martin Searle solicitors at their offices for early-eve wine-tasting with Henry Butler ... ?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP0HHX4Ur9g
http://www.ms-solicitors.co.uk/
http://www.butlers-winecellar.co.uk/
Best behaviour required --- no getting squiffy + calling Fiona Martin "tootsie", heh ??

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

and they say, who's that fool in the corner --- crying :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ptWCfjJS1E

Monday, 21 March 2011

You will meet a Tall Dark Stranger ...

Saturday night at the movies : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv4v_z0UepM

I saw the film `You will meet a Tall Dark Stranger' :
http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s71/Brighton/m13194/You_Will_Meet_A_Tall_Dark_Stranger/
its not well-regarded in recent newspaper movie-reviews etc -- but I thought it enjoyable.
Two further films --- Submarine : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4112
--- seemed quite dreary --- I stayed until almost the end ....
Also, The Lincoln Lawyer : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4118 --- watchable.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Here just for you : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT-JUj-0bg8

Sunday, 20 March 2011

I never spent much time in skool --- but women have taught be plenty ...

I received a brochure for vocational & leisure courses at East Brighton's Whitehawk Inn venue --- they seem to have a good selection of interesting subjects -- to learn new hobbies or top-up workplace computer-skills etc : http://www.whinn.org.uk/how-can-we-help/#courses
Enrolment from end-of-March for summer courses.

Gearing-up towards the new working-week.
My planned work-schedule includes : dealing-with Accounts & Tax for a freelance TV/film camera-operator company; similar work for a commercial-contracts-cleaning company; hopefully meeting a guy from newly-commenced local plumbing & heating business; maybe guiding a non-UK-national lady on the best procedures for her planned new venture in health-beauty sector -- but this plan can change of course.  Maybe this will be the week you'll contact-me ??
You & me linking-in --- what a wonderful world that would be :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5taPhvqbXE

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Sex&Drugs&RocknRoll ---- if it aint Stiff it aint worth a ....

Sex&Drugs&RollnRoll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBLeVcP_JQg
No --- this isn't a viagra-spam message [I tried it once when drunk -- just gave me a panic-attack] --- I watched the programmes on the Stiff records-label, currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b007j2hr/If_It_Aint_Stiff/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0074sw5/Stiff_at_the_BBC_Episode_2/
an enjoyable programme on shambolic rise & decline ---  Ian Dury, Elvis Costello, Madness etc.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

premature ejaculation drivers ---- their soft-top's got roll-bars.
Blockheads : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulFarVGCgiI

Saturday, 19 March 2011

A Night at the Opera : Duke of Yorks, Brighton

Early-eve tonight, I am going to Duke of York's screening of Donizetti's Lucia di Lammermoor :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Met_Opera_Lucia_Di_Lammermoor/
Natalie Dessay : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYQrXw5YUEs
Oh yes ----- a bit of culture sometimes drips into this vacuous blog.

The Three Stooges -- Opera singer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pionTjtpeu4

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Thursday, 17 March 2011

the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw

Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm
This time I'm going to get healthy --- health-store foods, diet-coke without bourbon-whiskey ...
Yes indeedy -- Mr Hot-Hunk will soon be appearing in blog-dating :
Don't let distance come between us. Or metal bars & restricted access.
Write now to bubbly (others say `maximum security' but what do they know ?) M, eternally-39, size 9  in slippers -- before Matron's magic sweeties wear off. 
Can't give you anything but my love??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ithme_J1b6w

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7mVNfuY0c

Monday, 14 March 2011

Lets get Physical --- The Manor Brighton + 2012 Olympics preparations

Lets get Physical : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0e1Y5FXNWs

I've taken a trustee-role (as joint-Chair with best-friend Miss T) at East Brighton community venue `The Manor' : http://themanorbrighton.com/ . The website is somewhat out-of-date, but gives a flavour of whats on there --- community sports clubs, plus dance & movement, occasional parties/events, and cool-quirky people like a circus-skills troupe and Sussex Rapier School  http://www.hadesign.co.uk/SRS/ .  I originally got involved in 2005 when the venue was assigned to the community + refurbished with grant-funding --- I left once it was successfully re-launched --- now I'm back + proud to be a trustee again.

Early-eve today, I'm attending the Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce featured event at Brighton Museum & Art Gallery previewing the preparation for 2012 Olympics : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/2012-strategy-group-preview-event

I shall be thrilled to make connections with individuals & businesses :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

So Macho : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6qrn5wgfgk

Sunday, 13 March 2011

Curtain-Up on new working-week --- making an entrance again with my usual flair

Send in the Clowns : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoHBUtGMxFs

A lovely chilled weekend eases into new working-week of saving the UK economy at Superhero Accountant HQ to the tunes of Van Morrison with Chet Baker & John Lee Hooker etc.

Gloria : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi2EgyZo2Pw
Madame George : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jylIDYMws-g

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Struttin' on Sunday --- and relax

Struttin' on Sunday : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eU1vVpTOFg

I saw the film `Chalet Girl' : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4235 -- sunday morning screening for Comic Relief. Enjoyable -- though I'm guessing more suited to young-things for romance & snowboarding etc. Bill Nighy is effortlessly cool as a wealthy-dad & Bill Bailey is endearingly slobby.

Two other films I saw this week --- The Adjustment Bureau : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3627 --- its not for me, I thought it absolute twaddle --- Matt Damon gets chased & goes through lots of doors -- Emily Blunt is a curvy ballerina.
I much preferred the film `Hall Pass' : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4099 --- it seemed nicely-paced to get involved with the characters -- plus the `gross-out' scenes are quite unexpected.

I loved the programme on 50 years of Island Records -- currently available on BBCi-player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00kvd38/Keep_on_Running_50_Years_of_Island_Records/
Featuring Bob Marley of course --- but also how U2 saved the cashflow-problems with their success --- + how Island got involved in distributing more recent records such as FGTH Relax :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WZ33w3B8Hw

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Welcome to The Pleasuredome : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjw42ylDk1g

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

the solution to all of life's problems -- Sussex Beer Festival + Choccywoccydoodah on TV

I am a cider drinker : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epMOZbGb0Wg&tracker=False
Sussex Beer & Cider Festival opens today at Hove Town Hall : http://www.sussexbeerfestival.co.uk/
Maybe a `networking trip' along there on friday daytime ?
The guys from Superhero Accountant HQ are going on friday eve --- I'm exempted from such blokey outings ---- lots of rough-boys getting all beered-up, no thank you.

Willy Wanker & the chocolate factory :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03tjePq5D6U&tracker=False
I see theres a big feature in next week's Radio Times magazine that Brighton's Choccywoccydoodah is bringing a chocolate & cake series to `Good Food' channel :
http://www.choccywoccydoodah.com/index.html
to follow the success of American shows `Ace of Cakes' `Cake Boss' etc.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Beer, Chocolate & Superhero Accountancy ---- 3 Steps to Heaven :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NckukcxHMPw&tracker=False

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

does watching early-morning Zumba adverts on cable TV count as `working out' ??

Leaving the TV on late-night `Kiss' music channel means I wake to hot & sweaty latino Zumba promotions + adverts for contraptions that will `accentuate my core' .
As we move into warmer days, I realise I must get super-buff.

Cardiovascular-endurance ? muscle-progression ? ---- I just want to look good naked ! --- or to be more precise darling --- look even better naked ?!
High-impact aerobics --- one spectator-ticket please --- I'm definitely not taking my suit & tie off.
I imagine affecting a similar vibe to my drinking-buddy Sir Les Patterson :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu_SsiLNrk

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

In just 7 days, they can make me a man ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4QVCowisY

Monday, 7 March 2011

oscar nominee clients at Superhero Accountant HQ --- from busking to Broadway etc

From last friday's Argus feature that The Old Market arts centre in Hove is re-launching this May with owners Luke Cresswell & Steve McNicholas of STOMP stage-show, Yes/No Productions, Lost & Found Orchestra, IMAX film production, etc --- who the Argus refer to as previously oscar nominees. I had not realised they were previous oscar nominated -- I guess in film-production category. They are most talented of course, + a valued client at Superhero Accountant HQ.

I was at school with Luke -- playing in the school-band etc -- Luke dropped-out of school as soon as possible to go busking etc + do his percussion --- we knew nothing would come of that ... !! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8dIxPLym2w

Also from that busking-scene came Superhero HQ client Mick Perrin --- now mr big-cheese in producing shows for Eddie Izzard etc : http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/how-we-met-harry-enfield--mick-perrin-1702042.html

Its great that in these days of hard-edged-business programmes like Dragons Den & The Apprentice -- where you're told you should have a focused 5-year business plan etc --- nice-guys like STOMP + Mick Perrin can achieve great success through just informally pursuing their passions & talent.

 I would be pleased to make connections with creative businesses & individuals who have a passion : Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

No `5-year Business-Plan' ?? --- It's OK :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gII6MN6iWlw

Saturday, 5 March 2011

Bill Nighy is Dirty Harry ?!

I saw DVD of `Wild Target' film : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8axaecPy3CA
Bill Nighy with moustache & gun as assassin with a heart. Thoroughly enjoyable lightweight romp.
Emily Blunt is vivacious --- + saucy with her chat-up line "how much do you weigh ?".
Fab soundtrack from the wonderful Imelda May : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsELe5FTKE
http://www.imeldamay.co.uk/

Of course in my Superhero Accountant mode, I don't `pack-a-shooter' ; but am ready to leap into action offering assistance --- I would be thrilled to make connections :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

I'm looking forward to seeing Bill Nighy in the forthcoming `Chalet Girl' movie :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3fOVNSEFH8

Best regards, Kx

Imelda May --- Inside Out : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Ut9_PS_DA

party fears two --- a friday-eve with Tom, Harry + lots of Dick

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Thursday, 3 March 2011

alpha-males go game hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8

So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

Multiplication, thats the name of the game : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tQLsvCtOTA

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

glowing client-testimonial received --- lets have it stuffed & mounted ?!

"Jeffs Taxidermy --- we mount anything" --- to my shame, at the back of the wardrobe theres still a t-shirt with that slogan --- vague recollections of it being worn on a 1980s holiday to Costa Brava etc. If I ever slim-down into summertime-mode it maybe re-appearing ...

Anyway -- from yesterday's VAT-inspection, I cut-n-paste client's message received at Superhero HQ :
` thank you for being completely on top of the VAT inspection today. It was so reassuring to have you there and for you to be up to speed '.
Lovely to receive --- I had taken all necessary preparation time + set-aside 5-6 hours for meeting discussions. All went smoothly + we got the bestest possible decision from VAT Inspector.

This client is a good London-based-theatreland connection for us to maintain --- they will be bringing the production `Butley' for preview at Brighton Festival -- featuring Dominic West & Paul McGann :
Brighton Festival Preview : http://www.brightonfestival.org/Event/Butley/4081
London West End theatreland from June : http://www.nimaxtheatres.com/duchess-theatre/butley

I would be pleased to make connections to chat with other appreciative businesses & individuals :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant
Don't stop me now --- I'm having a ball : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

A day in the life of Superhero Accountant : Wednesay -- The VAT Inspector calls

The Taxman : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maz9ddxEQnM

I am hosting a VAT inspection at Superhero Accountant HQ -- on behalf of a theatre-production client.
I took time on Monday to carefully review the paperwork --- + will take the middle of today to host the meeting. These time-costs will not be recovered as fees --- its done to support & encourage our business-friend client.  We are not `the cheapest' Accountants --- but are certainly very generous in providing all necessary time to best assist our clients.

I would be pleased to make connections to assist other friendly businesses & individuals :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant

A day in the life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfrvY8zAL4A