real men don't dance -- they watch blokey films ??

I saw the film `Animal Kingdom @ Duke of Yorks tonight :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Animal_Kingdom/
Australian gangsters type vibe.  Well --- I walked-out halfway-through -- thought it was awful.

I'm looking forward to seeing `Ailey 2' dance @ Brighton Dome tomorrow :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/Ailey-2/3841

Must listen again to that self-help tape on how to be a real-man ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaDav41APU

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
I would be thrilled to make connections  :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Boys Keep Swinging : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i1faAqJZtA

The Real King's Speech

I recommend the currently available 4-on-demand programme The Real King's Speech :
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-real-kings-speech
further insights on 1920s-30s speech-therapy techniques --- to accompany the film.

Best regards, Kx

Heroes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1FTp56wxFc

The Diary of Horace Wimp -- Saturday : Beethoven at Brighton Dome, Greek mythology at Duke of Yorks, superlative McQueen on TV

Roll over Beethoven : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgcKhqlFz4Q
Excited to attend London Philharmonic Orchestra concert tonight @ Brighton Dome :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/London-Philharmonic-Orchestra/3724
Schubert overture, Rachmaninov piano concerto 3, Beethoven symphony 7 --- thrilling stuff indeed.

Though disappointed that have to swerve the time-clashing Opera from the Met -- Gluck's `Iphigenie en Tauride' @ Duke of Yours picturehouse --- featuring Placido Domingo : http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Met_Opera_Iphigenie_En_Tauride/
Your non-superhero bone-headed Accountant wont understand such greek mythology--- he/she thinks Socrates was a 1980s brazilian footballer, ha ha ha ------- oh, he was ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Qlsw8FtIg

Chillin' this afternoon -- I viewed the 4-On-Demand TV programme `McQueen & I' --- compelling, superb I thought :  http://www.channel4.com/programmes/mcqueen-and-i/4od
Fashion : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA27aQZCQMk

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
I would be thrilled to make connections  :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

The Diary of Horace Wimp : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFU9HYyMVxQ

Superhero Accountancy & Tax -- Savour of the Universe : Business & Charity Funding Sources

Only 14 hours to save The Earth : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q
I'm pleased to connect with businesses & individuals in offering easy-going friendly & speedy assistance.

I see theres a-bit-of-a-kerfuffle about an East Sussex `media, entertainment, mr showbiz' Accountant -- Christopher Lunn & Co :
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/feb/16/accountant-christopher-lunn-high-court-ruling
Their website seems to wish to show how funky/groovy they are [`meet the team' section] -- but not so prominently to show professional-institute qualifications held ?? :
http://www.christopherlunnandcompany.co.uk/
Accountants' business role should be one of the guy on-the-sidelines calmly & efficiently keeping the score, rather than wishing to be Mr Personality blazing into bat in look-at-me stylie ??
Well really dear Chaps & Chapettes --- its just not cricket behaviour :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSflRlHPay4

With aim to squeeze some useful info into this lightweight-blog; I'll share some funding sources which have come-across my desk at Superhero Accountant HQ  :
For `social entrepreneurs' etc :
`Unlimited Advantage' : http://unltdadvantage.org.uk/
`Funding Circle' :  http://www.fundingcircle.com/
For Charity, not-for-profit organisations :
`Funding Central' : http://www.fundingcentral.org.uk/Default.aspx
`Awards for All' : http://www.awardsforall.org.uk/
Just floating these links out into blogging/twitterland --- if I can bring some joy, my efforts aint been in vain for nothing ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucg0ZLHY5eA

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

We're in the money : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

Dating Tutorial No. 21 : Where do you go to my lovely ??

Your clothes are all made by Balmain, and theres diamonds & pearls in your hair :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_dduKiZb6w
My clothes are chosen by Matron, and theres last night's trifle-dessert in my hair.
Blog-Dating box-no 243 : M, size 9 in slippers, WLTM Parisien style free-loving cutie.

I'm attending an early-eve event tonight with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
A guest is joining me -- Fiona Cousins of TopMatch dating consultants in Brighton area :
http://www.brighton.topmatch-uk.com/service.html

Alas, my love-life is beyond redemption of course --- I still take chat-up guidance from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIoTgKmpN4

Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `this will help you pull' --- er, can anyone lend me a baby please ?? : http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM

having a client who 's a circus-elephant-shit-shoveller does not make you Mr Showbiz !!

Don't mean to be bitchy but ---- those local non-superhero `arts-media-showbiz' accountants & lawyers who big-themselves-up at networking-events + in internetland --- I never see them at concerts/exhibitions etc (though I appreciate they're likely to have family-commitments etc).

Excited to attend Brighton Festival launch-event early-eve tonight : http://www.brightonfestival.org/
I can remember Festival-times from school-days + playing in Brighton Youth Orchestra ---- happy moments spent blowing-trombone (er, thats not a euphemism).

Theres also `ride the wave' initiative event to promote creative connections :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/lets-get-together-how-work-collaboratively

I saw the films `No Strings Attached' + `True Grit' :
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3982
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3918
True Grit kinda lures you into the story + fine acting ?? --- I was thinking I'm not so interested in watching, then got engrossed in the action & scenery.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Oh You Pretty Things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

very very drunk --- I have got to give it up

I have got to give it up : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svg_tvwW4po

Partying Thurs, Friday & Saturday --- then Sunday spent watching trashy TV **
 I was very very drunk ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm09d4z65Bg
[** Live at the Apollo currently on BBCi player -- Lenny Henry excerpt 17 1/2 mins in :
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00mq77v/Live_at_the_Apollo_Series_4_Best_of_Series_4/ ]

Obviously I ought to shape-up + aim my Superhero Accountancy powers towards saving the UK economy.   Message me + lets get things sorted.

Best regards, Kx --- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Current TV -- how to be a Superhero :
http://current.com/shows/infomania/92382090_fat-morons-in-spandex-viral-video-film-school.htm

Tonight Matthew, Stephanie Beacham is Maria Callas : Margots Trailer-Trash Party

Went to saturday-matinee at Brighton's Theatre Royal for `Masterclass' -- where Stephanie Beacham portrays Maria Callas at a tutorial masterclass --- it was excellent :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v2jP7_OaMc
http://www.ambassadortickets.com/2073/664/Brighton/Theatre-Royal-Brighton/Master-Class-Tickets :

Thats enough culture-stuff --- now gettin' into sleazy vibe towards Margots Trailer-Trash Party tonight @ Brighton Ballroom :  http://margots.org/details.htm
Unsurprisingly, trailer-trash style outfit is readily available from my dressing-up-box --- now wheres that leopard-print jacket ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Let me show you baby I'm a talented boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6msW7wNh85E

Jeepers Creepers -- Keepers --- two mens' descent into madness

Jeepers Creepers : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25EgFXCmWCY

An evening ahead with good-friend promoter/actor Gordon --- from Guinness commercials etc : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69MpLiYhsXw + : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgfU_Tkb4mQ
Dining at Cote Brasserie  (recommend their lunch & early-evening menu & prices) :
http://www.restaurant-guide.com/cote-brasserie-brighton.htm
Then going to see Keepers play at Pavilion Theatre -- about 2 lighthouse-keepers in descent into madness :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/Keepers/3956

Best regards, Kx : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef --- message me on 07952 297971

going slightly mad : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkT5dVJsnYk

Tinie, Dizzee, Jessie J --- what are they going on about ??

Really I say -- what incoherent drivel.
A far better exponent of that hippety-hop rap styling is Brighton & Hove's Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer -- laying down some Chap-hop flavours in clear pronounication :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t28COxEp2k
I `big-up' his album `flattery not included' -- most fine tunes indeed :
http://www.myspace.com/mrbthegentlemanrhymer
especially can I suggest listening to the track `Timothy' about his school-chum who became DJ Westwood : http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00drr1p

Superhero Accountant HQ comes outa the same ghetto-turf as Mr B -- the mean streets of Hove [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AfrfHvBl4 ] to take care of your Accy & Tax requirements. Go on darling -- take a few moments to sort things :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

What -- you're going to wait instead for Superman to rescue your finances ??
Well he's a fairy, I do suppose, flying through the air in panty-hose :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gD_CwF5YM

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

just admit you love me : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trd49Da0gf0

Days of Wine & Cheese --- plus stylish Jazz

Days of Wine & Roses : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn672F2P73E

Excited to have a place at Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce `Cheese & Wine' sampling event this Thursday 17th : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/chamber-wine-and-cheese-evening-with-profitnet  -- joint-event with the University of Brighton Profitnet-programme members.
Places are now fully-allocated --- though I would commend the `Enterprise Thursday' event also that eve as an excellent alternative : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/enterprise-thursday-sussex-born-and-bread

These events finish mid-eve --- can I suggest the perfect continuation is relaxing with stylish jazz & elegant drinks at The Grand Hotel lounge : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/news/new-jazz-nights-the-grand
Please come join me awhile in this most iconic venue.

Best regards, Kx

Now you has Jazz : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyHNaemkJtE

Valentines to-do-list point 1 : dump that non-loving Accountant & get some Superhero-action into your business team

Get the children away from the computer ---- theres feelings I've been trying to hold back for soooo long : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uj2wO4gsfM

Frankly darling, you've indulged that Accountant for too long : --- they never call ; their office/attire is shabby ; they're a drain on your efforts & finances ----- its time to move onwards.

Just reach out & I'll be there : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMFIZ57qs-Y
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

be my valentine ??

Violets are blue, roses are red.
You'd look better, tied to my bed.

Well -- whatcha expect -- a Shakespeare sonnet ?
Best wishes this Valentine's Day -- let there be love :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApbGsQAsWOY

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant 

I've been thinking 'bout you baby : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOl9AC1XnVE

struck down with man-flu & wallowing in self-pity ; to soundtrack of La Vie en Rose

Heavy-duty man-flu here ---- my tiny hand is frozen :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpxXlhTP8os

Fortunately theres the perfect film to complement an afternoon's wallowing self-pity ---
La Vie en Rose available currently on BBCi player : http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00pq8c6/La_Vie_en_Rose/

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- temporarily off-duty

La Diva, Miss Grace Jones : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1buh5vtsBqA

Relationships Tutorial No. 20 : Its not me, its you : how to snare a millionaire

Its not me its you ?! ---- with thanks to miss Lily Allen for the title.
Well, I've been very stressed recently + hey, I'm not a piece of meat ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE

Dating & relationship coach advice available from Tammy James @ `its not you its me' :
http://itsnotyouitsme.co.uk/page3.html
where I guess we could dwell on what makes for being so unlucky-in-love.

Another dating-story from my bible on insights into the female psyche -- the Daily Mail femail section -- where `shop girl' Kim tells how she snared a millionaire :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1352664/How-marry-millionaire-Shop-girl-Kim-reinvented-land-rich-husband.html  She looks a hard-faced bitch ?!
I love you -- you pay the rent : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d0GARTk_Nk

Gosh -- I'm turning into such a grumpy old git --- maybe I shall turn to the `down with dating' club-night from the `Feeling Gloomy' boys (which is connected, ironically, to Superhero Accountancy HQ through our emphasis/expertise in entertainment/partying clients) :
http://www.downwithdating.com/index.html
http://www.feelinggloomy.com/

Sending best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

So darling -- I've got the brains, you've got the looks -- lets make lots of money ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyDK3UWzpo

Burning Love @ Castor & Pollux

Burning Love :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJac6OykfM

Congrats to Brighton's Castor & Pollux gallery for their Valentines exhibition Burning Love :
http://castorandpollux.co.uk/ -- a gorgeous gallery on the beachfront kinda down below Hotel du Vin. One of the nicest clients to link-in at Superhero Accountant HQ.
I shall attend the early-eve preview party tonight --- then linger awhile at Pub du Vin ---- + maybe finish at the Brighton Ballroom club-night : http://www.brightonballroom.com/whats-on/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

If a picture paints a thousand words ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J94-_w9ARX0

cold-sweats & trying not to cry --- visiting the dentist & accountant ??

Cold Sweat : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni5ELUVM2eI

Appointment at dentist today reminds me that maybe people have similar foreboding when visiting their accountant ??  You have a non-speaking role, its painful to sit there + uncertain how costly its going to be; plus you're likely to get told-off for spending the petty cash on sweeties ... ??
Rather than suffer this, you may sign-up with some wanky `online accountant' who you don't have to visit (+ has no idea what your hopes & concerns are etc) -- or you may spend precious productive time attempting to learn tax-rules yourself (would you drill teeth yourself also -- I don't think so ) ??

It doesn't have to be a horrid experience --- I shall be pleased to chat to individuals & businesses; to work with them in achieving their aims in friendly non-stuffy & non-costly vibe.
Larger-sized Companies or Charities too --- colleagues at Superhero Accountant HQ are `Registered Auditors' -- so can carry out necessary independent reviews required by legislation. Message me --- I'd be thrilled to hear your hopes.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Dentist Dentist --- I've got a bad case of loving you :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNLfQkHQlE8

Tonight's winning Lottery Draw numbers : who wants to be a millionaire ?

money, money, money ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

Derren Brown appeared to me in a dream last night and he spoke your name in my ear. He gave me tonight's winning lottery numbers, too, so you can understand where my priorities lay when I raced to grab a notebook & pen ?!

Blog-dating : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers; seeks woman whose first name begins with S, or maybe F, and rhymes with chicken, and has a surname thats either a place in Shropshire or the title of a 1979 Earth, Wind & Fire track.
Shicken Boogiewonderland - I know you're reading this -- leave a reply and I'll share the £millions.
http://www.lottery.co.uk/news/derren-brown-lottery-prediction.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c

Alternatively -- rather than dreaming our money-worries away on the lottery -- may I offer that I could assist you with superhero-stylie accountancy & tax guidance -- I shall be pleased to help :  Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Best regards, Kx --- Superhero Accountant

Who wants to be a millionaire ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG6UllZwj9c

All dancing & singing cultural-orgy : Duke of Yorks does Caligula + Nixon in China

Ooh err missus : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RrzMFIrFNE
I'm attending Opera de Paris - Caligula ballet early eve tonight @ Duke of Yorks :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Le_Ballet_De_L_Op_Ra_De_Paris_Caligula/
Explores the mind of a man in the grip of megalomania --- just like reading this blog ...

Excellent that Duke of Yorks screens such performances --- also the Opera from Met series :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/Whats_On/Seasons_Festivals/The_Metropolitan_Opera/
The opera Nixon in China is on saturday --- not my favourite, but I've booked for later productions.


Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Lets Dance : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyVjdQXNs9s

Je T'aime -- get yer kit orff : Parisienne Walkways

Yeah baby ahhhhhhhhh : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK6FVMWOpkg
I saw the Gainsbourg film DVD : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKn_LQLslwM
Well, it was OKish --- I still fail to see how the mucky little guy enchanted such grade-A cuties ?!

Sad to see news that guitarist Gary Moore has died.
Hopefully now jamming with Phil Lynott et al : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18FgnFVm5k0
Recent years, Gary was based in Brighton of course -- I used to see him drinking quietly in Pub du Vin.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant
Je suis un rock-star : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xryTCueKWI

Easy like sunday morning : The Creole Choir of Cuba

Easy sunday chillin : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waV741V1MHY

Tax Return pressures have past + I'm now enjoying lazy sunday times --- busy doing nothing :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAYLD06MefI
Idle moments could turn to mischief-making --- its best that you contact me + we can sort some Superhero Accountancy for you --- friendly no-pressure stylie -- call/message me :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZB-DUCrhVQ

I shall attend The Creole Choir of Cuba concert @ Brighton Dome tonight :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/The-Creole-Choir-of-Cuba/3951
Looks to be a lovely way to end the relaxing day ahead.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Hello --- is it me you're looking for ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA

Brighton Rock : Mack the flick-knife

Brighton Rock : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbr7N_-rSz0
I saw Brighton Rock film : http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s71/Brighton/m12981/Brighton_Rock/
Its menacing & violent --- I love the styling + spotting Eastbourne locations as 1960s Brighton.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Mack the Knife : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qrjtr_uFac

how to meet women

Sad & Lonely this pre-valentines ??
Well -- help is at-hand --- as Gary Goldstein transforms us into babe-magnet mode : http://www.socialattraction.co.uk/
He's more of a man than I'll ever be : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsyVtTHtA_Q

Also, The Daily Mail has the answer to choosing the perfect partner :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1352047/Looking-perfect-partner-Forget-romantic-dates-just-ask-order-born-family.html
all seems very complicated ?

Easing into weekend mode --- going to a colleague's engagement party tonight -- then onwards to Brighton Ballroom for disco club-night : http://www.brightonballroom.com/whats-on/
D.I.S.C.O. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxcbFFRYKS8

Best regards, Kx

Like I really need help ? --- hell no : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBtmaq0J2kU

Back 2 College : Enterprise Thursdays at Sussex University

I never spent much time in skool --- but women have taught me plenty ... ?!!

I'm tempted to attend the `Enterprise Thursdays' event @ Sussex University early-eve today :
http://www.sussex.ac.uk/enterprise/internal/thursdays/spring-2011
`How to do Business Online' discussion chaired by Fay from Diosa Media :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/members/fay-macdonald

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

You & Me -- What a Wonderful World that would be ?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5taPhvqbXE

Brighton & Hove Creative Community Networking

Creative Community : just like Elton & David at the sperm-clinic --- we've gotta pull together ?!!

I'm aiming towards `The Space' event tonight @ Komedia : http://www.thespace.uk.com/
I see Acumen media law have an event @ Brighton Latest Musicbar : http://thelatest.co.uk/musicbar/
Plus `Ride The Wave' initiative through Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce present the 2nd of their events on Weds 23rd Feb at The Basement venue :
 http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/lets-get-together-how-work-collaboratively

Last weekend, I saw film Barney's version : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3963
I found it irritating --- not sure that Paul Giamatti should romance Minnie Driver & Rosamund Pike -- thats so unfair : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5BaurXMmMU

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971