Joogleberry Showcase -- The Greatest Show on Earth

Let me entertain you : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwKoq-9IgI8

Best wishes to Joggleberry Acts for their showcase event @ Pub du Vin Ballroom venue tonight :
http://joogleberry.com/ : http://twitter.com/joogleberry
I connected with Sue at Joogleberry through Joogleberry cabaret-club + other cabaret-nights.
I see tonight features Alison David, Fake Bush, hula-hoop Angi -- + lots of other performers I'm sure equally fab. Its maybe that I will call in the front-bar to chill awhile later --- though I'm still weary from January work-pressures :
Alison David : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TCdiX-G4dk
Hula-Hoop Angi : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWyfxWD-hlc

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

The Show must go on : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xWXX539JHI

Fat lady sings final aria as Tax Return Productions curtain falls

Pleased to finish late-hours : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diH71kQNna8
Superhero Accountant HQ limps through final-day-deadline of Tax Returns --- weary & popping more pills than a pack of Tour de France cyclists ?!

I'm amused to view the French TV youtube clips where casual-cyclists get a Tour de France style victory celebration : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOur8qXvpnk
Absorbing & touching to view the programme about cyclist Tom Simpson on BBC Four last night : http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0074rgb

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Barcelooonnnnnaaaaa : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiB7Be0wNsg

Turning Japanese

I know when to go out -- I know when to stay in --- get things done :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bio-CPh6mD0
Another day ahead at office desk -- nudging clients along a bit further towards those Tax Return deadlines at Superhero Accountant HQ.

I viewed Justin Lee Collins `Turning Japanese' feature on FIVE --- he's a likeable guy :
http://www.five.tv/shows/justin-lee-collins-turning-japanese
some weird stuff ?? --- I second that emotion : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2klJgOidqc

best regards, Kx

China Girl : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_8IXx4tsus

X-factor Rebecca Ferguson @ Club Revenge

I had tickets for Rebecca Ferguson @ Club Revenge last night : http://www.revenge.co.uk/
My socialising-plans had changed to meet elsewhere a friend visiting Brighton, so I passed the tickets onwards to the gorgeous Miss T & friend --- hope it was a fun evening.

Partying tonight instead --- at Brighton Ballroom for the Born Bad `Brighton Tattoo Convention After Party' : http://www.brightonballroom.com/whats-on/

May I pose a weekend `multiple-choice' question --- would your Accountant attend such club-nights ?? :
1) yes -- they'd be the one podium-dancing in pink hot-pants,
2) yes -- they're friendly & sociable,
3) no -- they're sternly-faced parental-figures more suited to Rotary / Masonic events,
4) no -- they wouldn't `approve' of gay-scene / tattoo body-art,
5) er -- not sure who my Accountant is -- I've got online-accountants with a marketing-groovy name like a breakfast cereal -- eg, `crunch accounting' ?!

Answers 1 or 2 --- congrats.
Answers 3 - 5 --- it doesn't have to be like that --- I'd be thrilled to chat to you.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Feeling Good : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVnte-jnoMI

Ziggy played guitar -- but only 'cause he'd lost his bugle

Ziggy played guitar -- but only 'cause he'd lost his bugle

Ziggy played guitar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc8DF2eSCSY
but only because he'd forgotten his bugle [**] :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8uoY9e5YVY 
The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with that uncompleted Tax Return ?!
[** yes -- I know its a flugel-horn, not a bugle -- I spent years blowing trombone  -- er, thats not a euphemism].

Clients at Superhero Accountant HQ have been nudged-along + their tax stuff shall be submitted  -- I will be at my desk this weekend, though no pressure -- just being available for any final-adjustments before 31st Jan deadline.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfCFU3Mqww

brighton accountant, brighton tax, tax returns brighton

Jacked-Up on Pro-Plus -- working from 9 'til way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk -- preparing personal Tax Returns.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants struggle with the pressure ?! --- "the info should have been with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance it will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda.

Best regards, Kx --- I shall be pleased to chat to you
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef , Message me on 07952 297971

Absolute Love at Superhero Accountants :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Me & Mrs Jones

I saw `The Dilemma' film : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3932
Good to watch the message of this film --- well, when I wasn't flirty-txting `Mrs Jones' --- ironic ?!  Vince Vaughn is excellent I thought --- + Winona Ryder also.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Amy & Mr Jones : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtajrTlUhN8

Lets Stick Together : `Ride the Wave' events for arts/creative links

Lets Stick Together : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9EbR0ckb40
[I like the youtube comment here that if Jerry had married Bryan she would have been Jerry Ferry ?]

I'm attending `Ride the Wave' initiative event for arts/creative links tomorrow Weds 26th :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/knowing-me-knowing-you-value-being-a-network
I see theres 2 further events in Feb + March ---- looks most excellent to connect in laid-back style.

May I also mention local events with `The Space' : http://www.thespace.uk.com/
I've been attending Space events for several years --- always most friendly people + excellent guests.

Creative/Arts events are my passion of course --- plus theres strong connections through Superhero Accountant HQ to our expertise in assisting such businesses.
I'd be thrilled to chat to you.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Can't let go : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh87iYAGHNM

Johnny the Fox

Hi --- I'm Johnny the Fox : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6kRNwHZW5s
I'll admit to using that line --- but only to a drunk strident woman demanding "who are you ?? ..."

Fab to view `Thin Lizzy : Bad Reputation' feature currently on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00xln7l/Legends_Thin_Lizzy_Bad_Reputation/
Thin Lizzy were such an exciting live band.

I shall see Will Self in `Whats new about the New Year ?' @ Komedia Brighton tonight :
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/126510863/events

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Its all true darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fG8TCHccIU

Superhero sidekick Cameron Diaz

I saw `The Green Hornet -- 3D' film : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3912
its shite --- I'm not a fan of Seth Rogen --- I think Cameron Diaz should come be my superhero-sidekick. Best stick with the original TV series, featuring Bruce Lee as `Kato' : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsO7Xr6njMA

Office-focused again this weekend --- to get those Tax Returns safely submitted --- though maybe chill awhile late eve at Komedia retro-club : http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/126511311/events

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Saving the Universe from Tax worries : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNIVpMXHqlk

Strike a Pose --- Hove

Hove : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AfrfHvBl4
Groovy guy Terry Garoghan -- theres a link with him at Superhero Accountant HQ.

I'm attending the Hove Business Association party tonight @ Sussex County Cricket Ground : http://www.hovebiz.com/index.php/hba-christmas-new-year-party/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Sorting the tax stuff ---- faster than a ray-of-light :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4tD8dy9Reg

just like a ballerina

Van Morrison -- Ballerina : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCs-VBY-VmE
I saw the film `Black Swan' last night : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3934
Its an intense film --- shifting between reality / dreams -- & girly-erotic-thoughts, ooh err ...
I'm ashamed to confide that at one point I woke from snoring --- the end of a very long day being magnificent superhero mode.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

In the corner playing dominoes in drag --- the one & only Madame George :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrOgYjp20j0

Superhero forsaking Love : the BA Stewardess

Why can't I fall in love like any other man :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jg7wFHWXT4
Superhero-powers drive me to stay in the office throughout last weekend to assist on those January Tax Returns --- rather than taking a nonchalant `its their fault for leaving it all so late' vibe of non-Superhero Accountants. If only I had a social-life ...

Saturday eve --- I caught the 11pm bus into central Brighton to chill awhile --- and met two people who took my business-card : 1, a corporate-events friend from `Blanch House' cocktail-bar days; 2, a BA cabin-crew cutie, who wanted assistance on a previous Spanish business venture + current UK business launch ---- sociable relaxing + connecting with vibrant people. So --- will the stewardess call me ??! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NBdlccjjrM

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Superhero sorting the Tax stuff -- free as a bird :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ez80bQW4w

blog takes off like Evel Knievel -- watch me soar

Yes -- fearlessly soaring into superhero mode while dressed in leather ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfCw7OPc6GM

Thanks for the private messages -- like most other things, blogging-action is best enjoyed when theres someone else there to join in ??

`tina4love' from Dakar messaged me here +  can see that we must be together -- "establish a relationship that is bassed [sic] on truth and trust ..." -- yes well, beautiful thoughts; in a kinda freaky stylie.
I shall embrace this internet dating stuff :-
You're blonde,6', long legs, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks only a mother could love -- best for dinner-dates in dimly-lit places. M, eternally-39 years old, size 9 in slippers., star-sign Libra -- + I'm Keef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_9OUvmb5I

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

Are you ready Steve ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswKeWhjaUc

24/7 Tax Returns : lets get this party started

Get this party started on a saturday night :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqNcyFNMfLM

Its a working weekend at Superhero Accountant HQ --- getting Tax Returns submitted.
I feel the pain of those with truculent `more-than-my-jobs-worth' accountants --- "you should have submitted the info complete to me by November ... " blah blah blah.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

I adore & want you so : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmOCDc3xLCs

Love & other drugs

Love is the Drug : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aztub_hMXTc

I saw Love And Other Drugs film @ Brighton Odeon :
http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s71/Brighton/m12745/Love_And_Other_Drugs/
Anne Hathaway has changed -- she reminds me of Julia Roberts in very-thin & bambi-eyes type vibe.
I must remember wednesdays @ Odeon are `Orange Wednesdays' promotions --- so very hectic.

I enjoyed last week's Graham Norton show with Keanu Reeves etc --- plus Imelda May playing live : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Ut9_PS_DA
I remember Imelda May from a glamorous London retro club-night called `The Flash Monkey'  : http://www.theflashmonkey.biz/
Also -- may I `name-drop' to whisper that theres a connection between Graham Norton TV-production  company [ SO TV ] and Superhero Accountant HQ --- though not my desk.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

sending L-O-V-E : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt6JQBQKiiQ

themeet140 : body-talk ; cracked acting

I'm attending a Twitterland meet-up event tomorrow locally in Brighton -- themeet140 -- I `retweeted' the details link.

NLP body-language consultants tell me that communication is 80% non-verbal --- so you need to get savvy with the signals people are sending out :
The Eyebrow Flash -- sure-fire indication someone fancies me --- or that their underwear is bunching-up.
Blinking -- fast blinking again shows they're hot-for-me --- or their eyes are stinging from the napalm effect of my `Rutting-Stag'** aftershave [** 1 litre bottles so cheap @ the 99p store].
Body-Talk : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K8DzhNBDFY

Until tomorrow then, --- sending regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Cracked Actor : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmFDRvNliNM

50 ways to leave your lover : 2 ways to change your accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Reach out, I'll be there : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7mVNfuY0c

teenage angst : pull shapes

Pull Shapes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy7SvZQfeBM

I dipped-into `Angus, Thongs & Perfect Snogging' film on Channel 4 early-eve yesterday :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvmciQ2GG1g
Theres a connection at Superhero Accountant HQ to the author Louise Rennison.
I'm not the target-audience of course, but thought Alan Davies is excellent as the bemused Dad figure. Mad-home life + grown-ups getting things wrong.
.
A 100%-cringy moment awhile back when I `sex-texted' a 14-year-old girl --- my then girlfriend had lent her mobile-phone to her teenage daughter for the evening --- and that, Your Honour, is why I was innocent --- the teenage daughter just smirked, while I blushed.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

Rebel Rebel : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34T1s-CmfXc

just a-hunk-a-hunk-a Burning Love : dude looks like a lady : lastnightsparty

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be my 2011 calendar-girl

Yes indeedy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V03f74P4_o
Blog-dating attempt 244 : M, eternally-39, lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm -- seeks calendar-girl to take him through 2011 ---- er, though probably not the boring monday to thursday `being-there-for-you' stuff  --- I've gotta be doing my Superhero Accountant saving-the-economy role. Who could resist ??!

Best regards into the weekend, Kx

unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LyOwsX0L0c

`On Tour' -- burlesque-cabaret : everybody razzle dazzle

I saw film `On Tour' film -- currently at Duke of Yorks cinema, Brighton : http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/On_Tour/
Burlesque-cabaret vibe -- I reckon best to swerve the Cher & Christina Aguilera `Burlesque' film and go see this one instead.

Cinemas recently have been featuring a most stylish commercial `Martini Gold by Dolce & Gabbana' :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0qtLMD2ots

I previously connected with the cabaret / burlesque scene through local retro-lounge club-night The Kroon Kat Lounge; as nickname/persona `razzledazzlekeef' : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn5-VN3SH1o
Plus theres a connection to cabaret shows `La Clique' etc through Superhero Accountant HQ --- makes the desk-work more interesting when you have a connection / rapport with such clients ??

Tonight, I shall attend the local arts & media community event hosted by `The Space' @ Brighton Komedia : http://www.thespace.uk.com/
thoroughly recommended --- you are welcome to message me of course, would be lovely to meet you.

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

everybody razzle dazzle : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7o9g7QOjIo

we're in the money : brother can you spare a dime

We're in the money : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

Some funding sources have come-across my desk at Superhero Accountant HQ -- I'll share here :
For `social entrepreneurs' etc :
`Unlimited Advantage' : http://unltdadvantage.org.uk/
`Funding Circle' :  http://www.fundingcircle.com/
For Charity, not-for-profit organisations :
`Funding Central' : http://www.fundingcentral.org.uk/Default.aspx
`Awards for All' : http://www.awardsforall.org.uk/
Just floating these links out into blogging/twitterland --- if I can bring some joy, my efforts aint been in vain for nothing ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucg0ZLHY5eA

The other accountants finally re-opened their offices yesterday, 4th January.
Frankly, they are struggling from all those mince-pies etc --- if you said that you are making contact with a Superhero Accountant they would be pleased --- you'd be doing them a favour ?!

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Brother can you spare a dime : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4yT0KAMyo

its the end of the party; and the morning seems so grey ...

As we say goodbye to New Year relaxation-times :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM
[well, in fact I spent a work-session at office-desk HQ today ---- + received an email in vibe "this matter is urgent, but you wont be there...!" -- ha, how very dare they confuse us with non-Superhero Accountants ].

I guess its NY Resolutions time -- I shall make efforts to swerve the junk-foods + maybe get earlier to bed sometimes --- but hope to not worry & be happy :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

I'm ready for back-to-work mode --- the email-deluge of viagra services already assigned into junk-file --- I must remind helpful girlfriends to stop sending those links ...

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971
2011 at full cavalry-charge --- into the valley : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lyTlCK_JU

from Royal-highness to saucy-cleaner

Loving Helena Bonham Carter --- excellent in `The King's Speech' ( though Geoffrey Rush steals the film I reckon ) + superb as the saucy cleaning-lady in `Toast' currently available on BBCi player : http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00wylpf/Toast/ (Helena appears from approx 40 mins onwards).

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

think I'll have some toast : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMc

in out in out - shaking it all about

New Year celebrations -- Vienna has its New Year Strauss-waltzes, we have the Hokey Cokey ??? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD5P7RsC9TI
Best wishes for Hogmanay partying ----- er, with exception of this wee guy ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6qoQ7UvEBk

After last night's non-event, I've had a nicely rested start to 2011 -- doing chores + booking a ticket for film `The King's Speech' tomorrow early-eve : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3905

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971
Love me love say you do : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbpMpRq6DV4