you be Dolly to my Kenny ?? --- working from 9 to way-past 5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
My ideal lady --- wealthy, talented ---- + er, dresses kinda slutty ...
Dolly -- Live in London --- currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00qmdzy/Dolly_Parton_Live_from_London/

Plus of course us guys like to look like Kenny Rogers :
http://menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/
Lets get together darling ?? http://youtu.be/HQW7I62TNOw
OK, I'll take that as a NO

Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.

Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971

Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://youtu.be/r8NZa9wYZ_U

Blog-Dating attempt 245 : Christmas all alone ??

My Boxing Day TV schedule includes a pause in transmission at 3.50pm to cry into the sleeve of the cardigan I bought myself ---- unless you want to meet up and have crazy post-turkey canoodling ?? http://youtu.be/noLrCDzAp5M

Yes darling --- your `lonely at xmas' troubles are over in the shape of fruity uncle Keef. Belches Xmas carols in 3 octaves, scratches inappropriately and is seemingly never satisfied by your very best efforts. Is dinner ready yet ??

Lets make Christmas magic again.
OK -- I'll take that as a no then

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant :
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Christmas food shopping on supermarket-singles-night

Food glorious food : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQDllvuy1I

Blog-dating attempt no. 243 : M, eternally-29, size 9 in slippers, WLTM big-hair leather-clad rock-chick, clutching a large tub of hot-brandy-butter -- you'll find me in the fruitcake aisle -- no umbrella, no coat ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAfxs0IDeMs

Oh go on --- its Christmas ?!
OK -- I'll take that as a no then

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant :
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

if I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ??

Yes -- Xmas partytimes -- reviving those 100% guaranteed chat-up-lines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVUrq7jvtM
Lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm as I wait underneath the mistletoe ...
"Pull a cracker ? -- looking at you darling, reckon I already have" ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPuRA1rZuTA

Shoppers seem very hectic here in Brighton -- getting those bargains on behalf of Father Christmas.
He has my wish-list + I've been quite a good boy this year for sure.
However, I see from Current TV channel that maybe the old codger has his own designs on unwrapping that foxy blonde I asked for :
http://current.com/items/91246349_tonight-at-10pm-a-sugar-daddy-meets-a-sugar-baby-for-the-first-time.htm

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Brighton Accountant
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Batchelor Christmas Cooking --- Instructional Lesson One : The all-day breakfast

Wishing it could be Christmas Meal everyday ?? : http://youtu.be/dgELkMHdfJw
Well -- thanks to my stockpile of Pot Noodle Christmas Dinner, it can be :
http://www.thedrum.co.uk/news/2011/10/25/golden-wonder-launches-christmas-dinner-flavoured-noodles

There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- the all-day breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
michelin-tyred chef -- one of life's batchelor boys :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine, wanky Xmas email animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here

Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine, wanky Xmas email animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here

Christmastime -- mistletoe & wine ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMR4TpkSwyA

No more wanky Xmas email animated-greetings please --- they're lazy + not `comedy' --- bah humbug :

Also --- those  `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT --- its really hectic at Superhero Accountants HQ.

Anyhow --- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI

Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Genuine Superhero Accountant --- beware superhero imitators :
http://current.com/shows/infomania/92382090_fat-morons-in-spandex-viral-video-film-school.htm

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working from 9 to way-past 5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4

Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2011 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.

Yet some non-Superhero Accountants seem stuck in Xmastime puddings-&-booze lethargy --- declaring rules to clients such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda. Sounds familiar ?? --- I shall be pleased to chat to you.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ,
Message me on 07952 297971

Sending Absolute Financial-Love : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Glamping & Extreme-Shepherding

This week at Superhero-Accountant HQ desk, I've been assisting a glamorous camping [`glamping'] site in Snowdonia plus (unrelated but keeping the Welsh/sheep vibe going) a TV/film production guy who brought us the extreme-shepherding adverts for Samsung :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw
Cool & quirky clients who would probably struggle with traditional Accountants.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- shall be thrilled to join with your business-hopes

Here for you darling --- just help yourself ... ??!! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvHkWl8HfrI

hows a fella get some action around here ?? [then drop your trousers]

Seduction technique no. 57 : announce `hows a fella get some action around here ??'
as demonstrated by Shend in his show-reel : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBK3CvRCSNs
Shend --- actor, writer, club-promoter, musician, punk-warrior with The Cravats :
Myspace photos : http://www.myspace.com/shend/photos
The Cravats :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMjRp1xqI4

In punk-warrior mode with The Cravats, Shend is playing a support-slot at a `Crass' gig tnte, London's Shepherds Bush Empire : http://www.o2shepherdsbushempire.co.uk/event/25653/the-last-supper-crass-songs-1977-1984-tickets
Also --- in next Thursday's episode of Warwick Davis `Life's too Short' [the episode featuring Helena Bonham-Carter ] Shend appears as `Nobby' (so my Radio Times tells me).

Lovely to hook-up with Shend --- a wonderfully entertaining guy, though initially appears scary. He also links in with me at Superhero Accountants HQ --- I would love to make similar connections to creative non-dreary individuals & businesses with a lust-for-life : http://youtu.be/2iQonNrfzzY

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

girls, girls, girls -- I'm looking for some action ... : http://youtu.be/kmLDsGDt_h0

Superhero Brighton Accountant --- Hey World, here I ammmmmm

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we ease into pre-Xmas-times --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ?

My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.

You'd be doing me a favour by keeping any idle moments from turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://youtu.be/V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Saviour of the Universe --- well, of Hove actually : Failing at the first banking

Saviour of the Universe : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q

Well, of Hove actually ...
At last month's AGM for Hove Business Association, I was appointed Treasurer :
http://www.hovebiz.com/  Its an honour to be nominated for such a role.

Of course I don't just restrict my radar to Brighton & Hove --- I'm pleased to connect with businesses & individuals throughout Southern England, London & beyond in offering easy-going friendly & speedy assistance.

[ I don't want this tale to infer any lack of suitability for the Treasurer role, but ---- ]
 I went to bank the accumulated cheques this lunchtime --- I presented the Lloyds TSB paying-in book at the counter and the young lady said "er, this is the HSBC Bank" --- oops ...

Anyhow -- with the aim to squeeze some useful info into this lightweight-blog; I'll share some funding sources which have come-across my desk at Superhero Accountant HQ  :
For `social entrepreneurs' etc :
`Unlimited Advantage' : http://unltdadvantage.org.uk/
`Funding Circle' :  http://www.fundingcircle.com/
For Charity, not-for-profit organisations :
`Funding Central' : http://www.fundingcentral.org.uk/Default.aspx
`Awards for All' : http://www.awardsforall.org.uk/
Just floating these links out into blogging/twitterland --- if I can bring some joy, my efforts aint been in vain for nothing ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucg0ZLHY5eA

Sending best regards, Kx
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

D'ya wanna get up & Jam : http://youtu.be/_3qs_LqcalM

Start a Company --- Registration of a straightforward Ltd Company for £18 fee

I'm mentioning that Companies House now offer the facility for registration of a new Limited Company for £18 fee. Go to Companies House website : http://www.companieshouse.gov.uk/ --- see top-left panel `Start a Company' and click-through to the guidance details on Web Incorporation Service.
£18 fee to register online looks a terrific reduction in usual fee-costs incurred.

This is applicable for registration of straightforward Companies ---- but most new start-up Companies would be this straightforward structure.
For more complex structures, theres specialist help available through a company formation agent --- such as Brighton Formations : http://www.brightonformations.co.uk/

Accountants / Lawyers like to  take-charge of dealing with the company registration --- for which accountants are likely to charge their time-cost fees from £150-£200 + VAT ---- lawyers time-costs rates are usually double those of accountants.
Not saying that accountants / lawyers are not `adding-value' in taking-charge of the process to Start a Company --- BUT --- wouldn't you prefer to connect with assistance from an accountant who makes you aware of the potential cost options & savings available ???

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Just reach out -- I'll be there ?! : http://youtu.be/2EaflX0MWRo

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://youtu.be/Ky5_WeQWfeY

Johnny Depp & Me --- 1 million degrees of separation : my part as the Wind beneath his Wings ?!

Catching-up with Johnny Depp on this week's Graham Norton show :
BBCi player http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/tv/bbc_one_london/watchlive

Johnny is promoting The Rum Bum ... Diary :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rum-Bum-Concertina-George-Melly/dp/0708813976
oops, thats wrong --- its The Rum Diary film : http://youtu.be/0YUx36yLLug

Anyhow --- the production-company for The Graham Norton Show [SO TV] links to Superhero Accountant HQ --- a desirable connection, but appreciating of course thats 1 million degrees of separation from the office-desk --- unlike other local Accountants I notice constantly bragging in Twitterland about their celeb,media clients ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Its 24-carat showbiz daahlings : http://youtu.be/nS1XDaNgH1Y

Look at Me : More popular than Jesus : I am the new Jerry Hall

Look at Me : http://youtu.be/5CzW8h2tLME
I view other Accountants' twitterings & blogs + am amazed that they find such large chunks of time during the working-day for lingering online. At Superhero Accountant HQ we focus on working extra-hard providing quality-expertise for efficiently time-managed fees-levels. I keep my online postings for evenings/early-mornings + weekends.

On those non-superhero Accountants' efforts to collect large numbers ot Twitterland friends --- I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock that Jesus only had 12 disciples following him; though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" ...

Anyhow --- signing-off now

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I am the new Jerry Hall : http://youtu.be/6lxt14grmqk

Fish Friday --- your plaice or mine ?!

Saturday Night Fish Fry : http://youtu.be/EzeEAKygIPM
Brighton is always one day ahead in super-cool vibes to have Fish Friday events :
 http://www.fishfriday.co.uk/  :  http://twitter.com/#!/fishfriday
Super-stylish supper club for business-networking @ The Grand Hotel Brighton.

I'm excited to have my place booked for  this month's supper on next Friday 21st Oct.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Gone Fishin' : http://youtu.be/nxuOavb_Vy8

Arts,Media connections through The Space event @ Brighton Komedia Thurs 6th October

I thoroughly recommend The Space --- which returns to Komedia Brighton on thurs :
http://www.thespace.uk.com/
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/keyword/the%20space


This month --- cinematographer Brian Tufano + the sexy/scary Skin from Skunk Anansie :
Hedonism : http://youtu.be/LLs-JP5FGAg  Brazen : http://youtu.be/MbLR-l2yyr8

I have my ticket + am excited to attend the evening.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Brazen (Weep) perfecto mix : http://youtu.be/KD2IFebmFig

Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival : ---- offering Batchelor Cooking Instructional Lesson 1 -- breakfast

This month is Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival of course :
http://www.brightonfoodfestival.com/
Champagne & Sussex Sparkling Wine event today at Hotel du Vin --- £20 , £55

Offering free guidance here ---- Batchelor Cooking :
There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

one of life's batchelor boys : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

does watching early-morning Zumba adverts on cable TV count as `working out' ??

Leaving the TV on late-night `Kiss' music channel means I wake to hot & sweaty latino Zumba promotions + adverts for contraptions that will `accentuate my core' .
With summertime upon us, , I realise I must get super-buff.

Cardiovascular-endurance ? muscle-progression ? ---- I just want to look good naked ! --- or to be more precise darling --- look even better naked ?!
High-impact aerobics --- one spectator-ticket please --- I'm definitely not taking my suit & tie off.
I imagine affecting a similar vibe to my drinking-buddy Sir Les Patterson :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu_SsiLNrk

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

In just 7 days, they can make me a man ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4QVCowisY

Brighton Festival --- scary monsters, psychopaths & assorted loonies

Scary Monsters : http://youtu.be/hV4SnQXhwWk
I've been enjoying final-week of Brighton Festival ---- `One flew over the Cuckoos Nest' play last sunday --- supporting best-friend Gordon (who was magnificent as the tall American-Indian guy); `Monsters & Prodigies' at Corn Exchange on Tuesday; `Butley' play at Theatre Royal on Weds; last night Jon Ronson talking about his new book on how to spot a psychopath --- + why so many of them are business-owners ?! : http://www.jonronson.com/

Chillin' tonight at a fringe-show with Shend ----  I hope you've have been paying attention to this blog + remember him from previous posts ?? ---- if not I'll send him 'round to sort-you-out ... ---- if he's not touting for rent-boys !!
Shend's show-reel : http://youtu.be/cBK3CvRCSNs
Little Britain - Rent Boy --- with Shend as a leather-clad punter : http://youtu.be/t4H-1qB_buM

To introduce a touch of culture --- I'm attending the `Joan of Arc' performance at Brighton Dome on sunday : http://www.brightondome.org/events/The-Passion-of-Joan-of-Arc/4151

Sending best regards,
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

As they pulled you out of the oxygen-tent
you asked for the latest party ... :
http://youtu.be/kZ1Quz7H93Q

Brighton Festival : Superhero Brighton Accountant ---- who am I ??

Whats my name : http://youtu.be/51hK-D2uH64 [with apologies for mfing naughty words]
Hanging with The Dogfather at his Brighton Dome gig on sunday :
 http://www.brightondome.org/events/Snoop-Dogg/4282

To slip a bit of culture into the weekend; I'm attending the Wagner opera screening at Duke of York's early-eve today :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Met_Opera_Die_Walkure/
then onwards late eve to sexy club-night Margots Parties at Brighton Ballroom : http://margots.org/details.htm

I'm supporting my best-mate Gordon in Brighton Fringe productions of `One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest' + `Get Carter' :
http://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk/ticketing/index.aspx?ev=2899
http://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk/ticketing/index.aspx?ev=2543

I connected with Gordon through a glam retro-lounge club-night The Kroon Kat Lounge --- now ended 'cause the audiences just got too frigging dreary for such fabulosity. I dredge-up from youtube an old fringe festival clip of a `well-refreshed' Gordon giving-it some PR ... : http://youtu.be/dCNi5SQtcSA

Sending best regards,
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

sorting Accounts & Tax --- No Diggity : http://youtu.be/3KL9mRus19o

The diary of Horace Wimp -- Sunday, Brighton Festival : Roll over Beethoven -- Mr B gentleman rhymer is in da house

Roll over Beethoven : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgcKhqlFz4Q
thrilled to attend concert of Beethoven's Fidelio tonight at Brighton Dome :
http://www.brightonfestival.org/Event/Fidelio/4112

Plus afterwards, shall wander over to see Mr B gentleman rhymer demonstrate how he invented hip-hop : http://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk/ticketing/index.aspx?ev=3035
Tinie, Dizzee, etc ----- Really I say -- what incoherent drivel.
A far better exponent of that hippety-hop rap styling is Brighton & Hove's Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer -- laying down some Chap-hop flavours in clear pronounication :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t28COxEp2k
I `big-up' his album `flattery not included' -- most fine tunes indeed :
http://www.myspace.com/mrbthegentlemanrhymer

Superhero Accountant HQ comes outa the same ghetto-turf as Mr B -- the mean streets of Hove [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AfrfHvBl4 ] to take care of your Accy & Tax requirements.

What -- you're going to wait instead for Superman to rescue your finances ??
Well he's a fairy, I do suppose, flying through the air in panty-hose :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gD_CwF5YM

Sending best regards,
Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

The Diary of Horace Wimp : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFU9HYyMVxQ

Brighton Fringe Festival -- Cuckoo : wrong cuckoo flying into wrong nest turns out a triumph

Thrilled to start Brighton Fringe Festival shows.

Last night --- confusion lead to seeing a superb new show.
I had arranged to support an actor-friend performing in `One flew over the Cuckoos Nest' ---- his Polish-lodger booked the tickets for me to accompany her --- but due to a `lost in translation' moment, she got tickets for `Cuckoo' --- similar name, understandable mistake ---- cuckoos nest was now sold-out so we took a chance to see Cuckoo + it was excellent :
http://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk/ticketing/index.aspx?ev=2899
http://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk/ticketing/index.aspx?ev=2477

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

having a client who 's a circus-elephant-shit-shoveller does not make you Mr Showbiz !!

Don't mean to be bitchy but ---- those local non-superhero `arts-media-showbiz' accountants & lawyers who big-themselves-up at networking-events + in internetland --- I never see them at concerts/exhibitions etc (though I appreciate they're likely to have family-commitments etc).

I saw the film `Water for Elephants' on wednesday eve : 
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4248
A beautiful film --- some potentially-upsetting images of animlal-cruelty ; within context of early travelling-circus life & attitudes.

I am excited to lead-into Brighton Festival opening-weekend :
http://www.brightonfestival.org/
http://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Oh You Pretty Things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

hows a fella get some action around here ?? [then drop your trousers]

Seduction technique no. 57 : announce `hows a fella get some action around here ??'
as demonstrated by Shend in his show-reel : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBK3CvRCSNs
Shend --- actor, writer, club-promoter, musician, punk-warrior with The Cravats :
Myspace photos : http://www.myspace.com/shend/photos
The Cravats :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMjRp1xqI4

I'm partying tonight with Shend in central Brighton --- we're attending a gig at Komedia Brighton :
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/126513046/events

Lovely to hook-up with Shend --- a wonderfully entertaining guy, though initially appears scary.
He links in with me at Superhero Accountants HQ --- I would love to make similar connections to creative non-dreary individuals & businesses with a lust-for-life.
Iggy drops his trousers --- kinda exciting-sexy ?! : http://youtu.be/2iQonNrfzzY

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

girls, girls, girls -- I'm looking for some action : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0

Sussex Writers Awards : Bookfest : I want to be a paperback writer --- some more stuff wot I writted

Oh yes -- though I envisage my published thoughts would be in very-expensive leather-bound hardback version ; rather than mere pauperback copies for common people to dip into ?!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fUSXbkY4-8

Its the Sussex Writers Awards at The Grand Hotel, Brighton :  http://sussexwritersawards.co.uk/news
I spoke to Louise Rennison (on judging-panel) last week [**] --- but see that my entry is cruelly-overlooked from finalists-selection.
[** Louise links to Superhero Accountancy HQ] --- Lady Writer :  http://youtu.be/CZSvgVz_0F0

Looking forward to Brighton Book Festival in June of course : http://twitter.com/#!/btonbookfest

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Blaming it on the boogie : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW1iq4IO2k

Sad & Lonely -- with no `HRH' title to bag-a-cutie ??

Well -- help is at-hand --- as Gary Goldstein transforms us into babe-magnet mode : http://www.socialattraction.co.uk/
He's more of a man than I'll ever be : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsyVtTHtA_Q

Also, The Daily Mail has the answer to choosing the perfect partner :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1352047/Looking-perfect-partner-Forget-romantic-dates-just-ask-order-born-family.html
all seems very complicated ?

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Like I really need help ? --- hell no : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBtmaq0J2kU

Foodies Festival on Hove Lawns : Batchelor Cooking --- Instructional Lesson 1

I see theres a Foodies Festival on Hove Lawns ---- I might call-along this afternoon :
http://www.foodiesfestival.com/brighton-masterclasses/
£10 is a bit pricey if not really interested in watching chefs ? -- though the performers today look good with Brighton Beach Boys etc.

Batchelor Cooking :
There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

one of life's batchelor boys : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

A night at the Opera --- Il Trovatore at Duke of York's Brighton

Early-eve tonight, I am going to The Duke of York's screening of Verdi's Il Trovatore :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Met_Opera_Il_Trovatore/
Oh yes ----- a bit of culture sometimes drips into this vacuous blog.

The Three Stooges -- Opera singer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pionTjtpeu4

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

be my wife --- anyone ??

Sometimes you get so lonely : http://youtu.be/kB7skYEv_EM

Blinking back those sad-&-lonely tears to watch the Royal Wedding celebrations.
As night falls,  heading into central Brighton for drinks + maybe onwards to the Tusk & Garter club-night @ Brighton Ballroom : http://www.brightonballroom.com/whats-on/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

constant craving for you darling : http://youtu.be/vzVO9hmVFlQ

Just a gigolo/I aint got nobody ---- aiming for the Chapel of Love

Chapel of Love : http://youtu.be/fwaxzf_SUY8
I see Primark have an engagement ring just like Kate's ---- + at £5 its bang-on my budget for pocket money saved : -
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Royal-Blue-Gold-Engagement-Wedding-Primark-Ring-MEDIUM-/270737636960?pt=UK_Jewellery_Watches_CostumeJewellery_CA&hash=item3f09387e60

I saw the films Arthur + Thor :-
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4191
http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4239
for both films, about 3/4rs of hour was sufficient (I have `unlimited pass' at Cineworld so it doesn't cost me to just dip-into films).
Arthur --- I remember the original version as far more charming : http://youtu.be/qMdwFkO8xA0
Thor ----- its not my type of film ---- with his muscles could Thor sort your Accounts & Tax ?? --- I don't think so ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Just a gigolo / I aint got nobody : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CodmlmxpZeQ

David Bailey --- who's he ?? ---- I prefer Tony Bowall for photography -- as featured in Brighton's ARTY magazine

David Bailey --- who's he ?? :
http://youtu.be/nWlj9ZJkliA
http://youtu.be/ckSm10LZauA
http://youtu.be/i_Yo3FRPeQw


Lovely to chill awhile last friday with photographer Tony Bowall :
http://twitter.com/#!/SnowyBeachHuts  ---  such a kind & groovy guy.
Superb to see Tony featured in the current issue of Brighton's ARTY magazine :http://artymagazines.com/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

stick it in yer family-album : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKH-BJ5rO4

blog takes off like Evel Knievel jumps buses --- watch me soar

Yes -- fearlessly soaring into superhero mode while dressed in leather ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfCw7OPc6GM

Thanks for the private messages -- like most other things, blogging-action is best enjoyed when theres someone else there to join in ??

Also -- `tina4love' from Dakar messaged me here + can see that we must be together -- "establish a relationship that is bassed [sic] on truth and trust ..." -- yes well, beautiful thoughts; in a kinda freaky stylie.
I shall embrace this internet weirdo dating stuff :-
You're blonde,6', long legs, 30-35, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks only a mother could love -- best for dinner-dates in dimly-lit places. M, eternally-39 years old, Size 9 in slippers.
Libra -- + I'm Keef : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_9OUvmb5I

Best regards, Kx
superhero accountant

Are you ready Steve ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswKeWhjaUc

Duke of York's -- Pina 3D : real men don't dance ??

Aiming towards seeing the film Pina 3D at Duke of York's cinema today :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Pina_3D/

But real men don't watch such films ?? -- must listen again to that self-help tape ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaDav41APU

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Boys Keep Swinging : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i1faAqJZtA

Seaside Rendezvous -- In my Easter Bonnet : Brighton Centre Homes & Gardens Exhibition

Easter Parade : http://youtu.be/Q77wqDDUDsc , http://youtu.be/Hrzo5SPaOvg

I may stroll along later to the `Homes & Gardens Exhibition event at Brighton Centre :
http://www.brightoncentre.co.uk/scripts/default.htm?_title=Homes+%26+Gardens+Exhibition&book=bc022006&c=81&link=ACACADACAAABA~nctblEvents_pbLink~fODgzMjQxAA==,:eventID~cctblEvents,0&_id=f783
though my home is more `Steptoe & Son' batchelor-pad vibe than a proper show-home standard.  Steptoe & Son -- Porn Yesterday : http://youtu.be/_mh2VA0Vl20

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Seaside Rendezvous : http://youtu.be/QWhdx6OB_uc

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game : http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Oh you pretty things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

frisky-friday : -- a dose of culture at Castor & Pollux, easing at Pub du Vin, then onwards ...

Summertime : http://youtu.be/lV-BKF2jL6k

I shall attend the early-eve preview exhibtion at Brighton's beachfront gallery Castor & Pollux :
http://castorandpollux.co.uk/  ---one of the nicest clients to link-in at Superhero Accountant HQ.
Then linger awhile at Pub du Vin --- easing into the Easter weekend.

Er --- from then onwards the drinking may turn less cultured  ...
I like my women the way I like my kebab --- chanced upon by impulse and with the toppings falling out. Before long I'll have discarded you on the pavement of life; but 'til then you're the perfect compliment to a friday-night.
Blog-dating box 453 : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers --- never produces winning romantic metaphors.  Carry Out : http://youtu.be/NRdHsuuXxfk

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

If a picture paints a thousand words ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J94-_w9ARX0

Duke of York's, Theatre Royal Brighton : -- Oranges & Sunshine, Jesus of Nazareth is feeling squiffy

Here comes the Sun : http://youtu.be/yGKPHFrHVVY
lovely to ease towards a sunshine Eastertime.

I saw `Oranges and Sunshine' at Duke of York's last night :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Oranges_And_Sunshine/
a worthwhile glimpse into the previous treatment/attitutes of local authority child-care services + church-groups, welfare-charities etc --- shame it has such limited screening + commendable that we have Duke of York's cinema to schedule such films.

Tonight -- I shall see Jesus of Nazareth feeling squiffy,
with Robert Powell in Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell :
http://youtu.be/mUL3Jw9Kg40 , http://youtu.be/Ahg2GVWHGKY
http://www.ambassadortickets.com/2231/664/Brighton/Theatre-Royal-Brighton/Jeffrey-Bernard-is-Unwell-Tickets

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I am the Walrus : http://youtu.be/RG73Pk1yUj8

Brighton Healthy : DestressDiva --- the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw
Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm

I ought to follow the advice of social-friend Penny + her `DestressDiva' yoga :
http://www.destressdiva.co.uk/
I see from the website that Penny has also launched a `Brighton Healthy' magazine.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

Superhero Brighton Accountant : -- We're in the Money -- Brother can you spare a Dime

We're in the money : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

Some funding sources have come-across my desk at Superhero Accountant HQ -- I'll share here :
For `social entrepreneurs' etc :
`Unlimited Advantage' : http://unltdadvantage.org.uk/
`Funding Circle' :  http://www.fundingcircle.com/
For Charity, not-for-profit organisations :
`Funding Central' : http://www.fundingcentral.org.uk/Default.aspx
`Awards for All' : http://www.awardsforall.org.uk/
Just floating these links out into blogging/twitterland --- if I can bring some joy, my efforts aint been in vain for nothing ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucg0ZLHY5eA

Other accountants are winding down for Eastertime.
Frankly, they are struggling from all those chocolate eggs etc --- if you said that you are making contact with a Superhero Accountant they would be pleased --- you'd be doing them a favour ?!

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Brother can you spare a dime : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4yT0KAMyo

Rapping again :-- The Big Bad Wolf approached Red Riding Hood and all her clothes fell off --- in the best possible taste ...

Rapping again : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aPrOuPxLno
I saw a couple of trashy movies at Cineworld Brighton :
Your Highness : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4172
really dire -- `aims low & misses' -- 3/4 hour was sufficient before leaving
Red Riding Hood : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4174
RRH is `deflowered' by the local bad-boy -- is he The Wolf ?
Her clothes fall off ---- its all done in the best possible taste :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5LcYT2-QTE

Tonight I'm attending The Space arts/creative-group screening of Raiders of the Lost Ark
at Duke of York's cinema : http://www.thespace.uk.com/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

bad bad bad bad boy : http://youtu.be/Lu6jQGDLi6I

Dating Tutorial 23 : Where do you go to my lovely ??

Your clothes are all made by Balmain, and theres diamonds & pearls in your hair :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_dduKiZb6w
My clothes are chosen by Matron, and theres last night's fish & chips in my hair.
Blog-Dating box-no 243 : M, size 9 in slippers, WLTM Parisien style free-loving cutie.

At last night's `Fish Friday' event, I met Parveen Nabi from Soul Mate Events :
http://www.soulmateevents.com/ --- Elegant Events for Elegant People.
Also, I met AlexandraTurchyn from House of Colour : http://www.houseofcolour.co.uk/
Personal Stylist, Colour Analyst & Image Consultant.

Alas, my love-life is beyond redemption of course --- I still take chat-up guidance from the cock-rock songbook of Whitesnake : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIoTgKmpN4

Though I'm enlightened by Current TV feature `this will help you pull' --- er, can anyone lend me a baby please ?? : http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/89413071_this-will-help-you-pull.htm

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Love is in the Air : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ0tKl1kAwM

Fish Friday --- your plaice or mine ??

Saturday night Fish Fry : http://youtu.be/EzeEAKygIPM
Brighton is always one day ahead in super-cool vibes to launch tonight's Fish Friday :
http://twitter.com/#!/fishfriday
At Grand Hotel Brighton -- looks fabulous to attend.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Gone Fishin' : http://youtu.be/nxuOavb_Vy8

she gazed lustfully as he held the Accounts Records in his manly grasp ...

C'mon baby Light my Fire : http://youtu.be/aR36PKH4qUM

I viewed the 4onDemand programme Guilty Pleasures on Mills & Boon's romantic novels :
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/guilty-pleasures
dip into first 10 mins --- you'll meet author `Gill Sanderson' --- who's a pensioner called Roger knocking-out bonk-busters from a caravan in the Lake District.

The hero is never an Accountant ---- `Keith from Accounts' is always the office-weirdo :
http://youtu.be/dTF_RJx8g2w
Romance ? -- I can't do it --- its really not my cup-of-tea : http://youtu.be/OZCIKjYDf1g

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Some day I'm going to write, the story of my life : http://youtu.be/tJ8VzxnuBzc

3-2-1 & I'm back in the room : Elwood Wines

hello hello, I'm back again : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Msnt4lLm-g
er -- not in gary-glitter computer-perv stylie ...
I took a few days away from Twitterland --- just to chill quietly awhile.

Belated thanks to Elwood Wines -- who hosted a superb wine-tasting eve last Thursday :
http://twitter.com/#!/ElwoodWines --- I thoroughly recommend their events.

I enjoyed re-watching the `Would I Lie to You?' show currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00tcn01/Would_I_Lie_To_You_Series_4_Episode_3/
Keeley Hawes + Prof Brian Cox --- surreal moments approx 7 1/2 mins in with Kevin Bridges.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

starting all over again  : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q97ho7npMcU

Election Hustings -- Vote B'Stard

rabbit rabbit rabbit : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1fOZjiDaw4
Tonight, I'm attending the Local Election Hustings hosted by Bton & Hove Chamber of Commerce : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/the-big-debate-hustings
Vote B'Stard : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPvH_hq5WrE

Last night I saw Killing Bono film : http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s71/Brighton/m12878/Killing_Bono/
watchable for awhile --- but I thought it a bit over-long.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Blogtastic Superhero --- always disappointing & leaving a bad taste in your mouth :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh-ACkYmdc4

The Love-me-or-Hate-me Quiz : Snog ? Marry ? Avoid ?

Tony Bowall took some images of me :
http://twitter.com/#!/SnowyBeachHuts
we connected through Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce
such a kind & groovy guy.

So -- its Quiz-time --- heres one of the images :

d'ya wanna :
A -- snog ? --- well, message me on 07952 297971 --- I'll polish-up my best dentures + ...
B -- marry ? --- er, not really boyfriend/husband material
C -- avoid ? --- fine, I wont take it personally ----- much :
                       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLlOzYM8gak

I recommend you contact Tony + go chill awhile at his gorgeous bohemian-vibe studio-space in Third Avenue, just down from Hove Town Hall.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

stick it in yer family-album : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKH-BJ5rO4

Superhero Brighton Accountant --- hey World, here I ammmmmmmmm...

Hey World, here I ammmmmm... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_pKkn3WD4

As we head into new week at end-of-fiscal-year 31st March/5th April time --- may I mention that I'd be thrilled to link-in on Superhero Accountancy & Tax assistance to businesses & individuals --- if Twitterland friends should hear of a potential contact ? My time-cost fees-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes. You'd be doing me a favour by keeping Good Time Charlie away from any idle moments turning towards mischief-making ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Rh7MyQ3Ek

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Let the Good Times Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrJzc69gI0

The Artiness of Naughtiness

Onwards from yesterday's meet with Shend --- I listened to BBC Radio 4 programme from last friday presented by (Shend's buddy) locally-based TV/radio presenter + photographer Toby Amies :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zt4gz/The_Artiness_of_Naughtiness/
intriguing to listen --- in particular, fast fwd to 9 1/2 mins in where theres a prank-call which goes wrong in cringy-style.
http://www.tobyamies.co.uk/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

On the Eighth Day the machine got upset : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBkvcQEGq9k

hows a fella get some action around here ?? [then drop your trousers]

Seduction technique no. 57 : announce `hows a fella get some action around here ??'
as demonstrated by Shend in his show-reel : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBK3CvRCSNs
Shend --- actor, writer, club-promoter, musician, punk-warrior with The Cravats :
Myspace photos : http://www.myspace.com/shend/photos
The Cravats : http://www.thecravats.com/ ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMjRp1xqI4

I'm partying tonight with Shend in central Brighton --- we're attending a concert hosted by World Sacred Music [ http://worldsacredmusic.org/ ] + then onwards to Komedia as guests of the fabulous Marilyn Slightly for her retro-cabaret/music night `Alive & Swinging' :
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/126511310/events
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/oldnix1/index.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zNWgGX48wY

Lovely to hook-up with Shend --- a wonderfully entertaining guy, though initially appears scary.
He links in with me at Superhero Accountants HQ --- I would love to make similar connections to creative non-dreary individuals & businesses with a lust-for-life :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDU6TJcrZdA

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

girls, girls, girls -- I'm looking for some action : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0
Shend is looking for a rent-boy ?! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ2HV3lV3KQ

frisky-friday : dontcha wish your Accountant woz Hot like me ?!

Blog-dating : M, eternally-39,
more Batman than boy-Robin :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcbbOYcEz88

Easing towards friday-eve --- to chill awhile with the Chamber of Commerce Pussycat-Dolls ...
Maybe onwards to disco-night at Brighton Ballroom : http://www.brightonballroom.com/whats-on/
burn baby burn at the Disco Inferno : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li_rLudMcck

I was amused to view on BBCi player the episode 1 of Pop's Greatest Dance Crazes  : http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0101jgy/Pops_Greatest_Dance_Crazes_Cutdowns_Episode_1/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

thinks he's a man, but he's only a boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TXoGjYO7TY

old red eyes is back

Old red eyes is back : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sNffR-yTA4
I'm going to see Paul Heaton's gig tonight at Concorde 2 Brighton : http://www.concorde2.co.uk/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Superhero HQ -- where its always Happy Hour :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ehden6aPl0

Hungry like the Wolf : Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps)

I saw DVD of film `The Wolfman' : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnDI57Uucrc
excess body-hair, dishevelled attire , irrational temper-tantrums etc -- I could rock-that-look
I'm hungry, so hungry ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
though I guess that if you look like Benicio del Toro its a broodingly-magnificent vibe, if not you appear a nutter jacked-up on Special Brew ??

Rather than angry wolfman, my transformation of course is into AccyKeef Superhero to save the UK economy ---- I shall be thrilled to chat.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1xJFPmBDUY

Shake, Rattle & Roll with the STOMP guys

The STOMP show is at Brighton Dome this week of course --- I shall attend tonight's show.
I've mentioned before that Stomp links to the expertise at Superhero Accountant HQ --- + I was at school with the co-founder, Luke Cresswell.
Luke dropped-out to go busking, and we knew nothing would come of that ... ?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US7c9ASVfNc

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Shake Rattle & Roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQweaS328bc

Ballet at Duke of York's : Anna Nicole Smith as Opera Star

Nat King Cole -- Ballerina : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J62T1DZi6Q

Early-eve today, I'm attending the screening at Duke of York's cinema of Paris Ballet performing Coppelia : http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Opera_De_Paris_Coppelia/

Also, at the weekend it was interesting to dip-into Royal Opera House, Covent Garden screening of opera portraying Anna Nicole Smith -- plus accompanying programme on `Opera's Fallen Women' --- both currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zpdyb/Anna_Nicole_from_the_Royal_Opera_House/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zpdwq/Operas_Fallen_Women/

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Just like a ballerina : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCs-VBY-VmE
Sylvie Guillem -- Two : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvG7IxsVqo8

The Great Pretender : more popular than Jesus ?!

Superhero Accountant --- oh yes, I'm The Great Pretender :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ujv9aEUSyQ

I view other Accountants' twitterings & blogs + am amazed that they find such large chunks of time during the working-day for lingering online --- chatting or re-tweeting news on tax-rules etc. At Superhero Accountant HQ we focus on working extra-hard providing quality-expertise for efficiently time-managed fees-levels. Tax info --- we deal with it + phone/email those clients affected. I'm a sociable guy --- but keep my online postings for evenings/early-mornings + weekends. I would be thrilled to chat to you.

On collecting large numbers ot Twitterland friends --- I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock that Jesus only had 12 disciples following him; though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" ...
Not The Messiah --- just a very naughty boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Dissing the non-Superhero Accountants ---- here she comes ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Fn7VSRUFM

frisky-friday : if lovin you is wrong, I dont wanna be right

Frisky : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoKT900YbCc
"would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit "
really dear Chap -- its not exactly Cole Porter lyrics is it ?

I know this is neither the time nor place; but I've always loved you.
Blog-dating : M, eternally-39, size 9 in slippers, lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm.  My wife & kids dont understand me -- in fact they think I'm a feckless tosser :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAUCVbnDUg

Well --- at least let me sort those Accountancy & Tax matters as we head towards 31st March fiscal year-end. I promise not to mention my desires ever again --- or the 276 photo-images of you that line my office-desk ...

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Friday-night sad & lonely club --- members only :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XU5dxAAfzs

joining workplace-disciplinary lawyers for wine-tasting --- with my reputation ?!

Me --- cad & bounder AccyKeef --- joining workplace-disciplinary specialists Martin Searle solicitors at their offices for early-eve wine-tasting with Henry Butler ... ?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP0HHX4Ur9g
http://www.ms-solicitors.co.uk/
http://www.butlers-winecellar.co.uk/
Best behaviour required --- no getting squiffy + calling Fiona Martin "tootsie", heh ??

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

and they say, who's that fool in the corner --- crying :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ptWCfjJS1E

`Ride the Wave' event for arts/creative connections -- just like Elton & David at the baby-making-clinic, we've gotta pull together ... ?!

Lets Stick Together : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9EbR0ckb40

I'm attending `Ride the Wave' initiative event for arts/creative connections tonight :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/the-trading-post-how-reframe-skills-you-offer
hosted through Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Can't let go : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh87iYAGHNM

You will meet a Tall Dark Stranger ...

Saturday night at the movies : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv4v_z0UepM

I saw the film `You will meet a Tall Dark Stranger' :
http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s71/Brighton/m13194/You_Will_Meet_A_Tall_Dark_Stranger/
its not well-regarded in recent newspaper movie-reviews etc -- but I thought it enjoyable.
Two further films --- Submarine : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4112
--- seemed quite dreary --- I stayed until almost the end ....
Also, The Lincoln Lawyer : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4118 --- watchable.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Here just for you : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT-JUj-0bg8

I never spent much time in skool --- but women have taught be plenty ...

I received a brochure for vocational & leisure courses at East Brighton's Whitehawk Inn venue --- they seem to have a good selection of interesting subjects -- to learn new hobbies or top-up workplace computer-skills etc : http://www.whinn.org.uk/how-can-we-help/#courses
Enrolment from end-of-March for summer courses.

Gearing-up towards the new working-week.
My planned work-schedule includes : dealing-with Accounts & Tax for a freelance TV/film camera-operator company; similar work for a commercial-contracts-cleaning company; hopefully meeting a guy from newly-commenced local plumbing & heating business; maybe guiding a non-UK-national lady on the best procedures for her planned new venture in health-beauty sector -- but this plan can change of course.  Maybe this will be the week you'll contact-me ??
You & me linking-in --- what a wonderful world that would be :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5taPhvqbXE

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Sex&Drugs&RocknRoll ---- if it aint Stiff it aint worth a ....

Sex&Drugs&RollnRoll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBLeVcP_JQg
No --- this isn't a viagra-spam message [I tried it once when drunk -- just gave me a panic-attack] --- I watched the programmes on the Stiff records-label, currently available on BBCi player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b007j2hr/If_It_Aint_Stiff/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0074sw5/Stiff_at_the_BBC_Episode_2/
an enjoyable programme on shambolic rise & decline ---  Ian Dury, Elvis Costello, Madness etc.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

premature ejaculation drivers ---- their soft-top's got roll-bars.
Blockheads : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulFarVGCgiI

A Night at the Opera : Duke of Yorks, Brighton

Early-eve tonight, I am going to Duke of York's screening of Donizetti's Lucia di Lammermoor :
http://www.picturehouses.co.uk/cinema/Duke_Of_Yorks/film/Met_Opera_Lucia_Di_Lammermoor/
Natalie Dessay : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYQrXw5YUEs
Oh yes ----- a bit of culture sometimes drips into this vacuous blog.

The Three Stooges -- Opera singer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pionTjtpeu4

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

the detox starts now

Me & the boys thought we had it sussed.
Valentinos all of us.
My dad said we looked ridiculous.
But boy we broke some hearts ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8X4tgIBXw

Matron has `grounded' me 'til I get some early-nites & healthy-bites
http://www.margots.org/gallery/killerheels/pages/5.htm
This time I'm going to get healthy --- health-store foods, diet-coke without bourbon-whiskey ...
Yes indeedy -- Mr Hot-Hunk will soon be appearing in blog-dating :
Don't let distance come between us. Or metal bars & restricted access.
Write now to bubbly (others say `maximum security' but what do they know ?) M, eternally-39, size 9  in slippers -- before Matron's magic sweeties wear off. 
Can't give you anything but my love??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ithme_J1b6w

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

I've nothing much to offer
Theres nothing much to take
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Guidance to Chaps on possible phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?-- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now -- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant.
But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Reach out, I'll be there : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7mVNfuY0c

Steppin' Out at The Grand Hotel

Steppin' Out : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyYlsq21JAg

I'm visiting Brighton's Grand Hotel early-eve tonight :
http://www.devere.co.uk/our-locations/the-grand.html
at invite of the lovely Alice Sudell : http://twitter.com/#!/AliceSudell

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Living for the City : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJFjnCehiTo

Lets get Physical --- The Manor Brighton + 2012 Olympics preparations

Lets get Physical : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0e1Y5FXNWs

I've taken a trustee-role (as joint-Chair with best-friend Miss T) at East Brighton community venue `The Manor' : http://themanorbrighton.com/ . The website is somewhat out-of-date, but gives a flavour of whats on there --- community sports clubs, plus dance & movement, occasional parties/events, and cool-quirky people like a circus-skills troupe and Sussex Rapier School  http://www.hadesign.co.uk/SRS/ .  I originally got involved in 2005 when the venue was assigned to the community + refurbished with grant-funding --- I left once it was successfully re-launched --- now I'm back + proud to be a trustee again.

Early-eve today, I'm attending the Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce featured event at Brighton Museum & Art Gallery previewing the preparation for 2012 Olympics : http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/2012-strategy-group-preview-event

I shall be thrilled to make connections with individuals & businesses :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

So Macho : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6qrn5wgfgk

Curtain-Up on new working-week --- making an entrance again with my usual flair

Send in the Clowns : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoHBUtGMxFs

A lovely chilled weekend eases into new working-week of saving the UK economy at Superhero Accountant HQ to the tunes of Van Morrison with Chet Baker & John Lee Hooker etc.

Gloria : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi2EgyZo2Pw
Madame George : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jylIDYMws-g

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Struttin' on Sunday --- and relax

Struttin' on Sunday : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eU1vVpTOFg

I saw the film `Chalet Girl' : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4235 -- sunday morning screening for Comic Relief. Enjoyable -- though I'm guessing more suited to young-things for romance & snowboarding etc. Bill Nighy is effortlessly cool as a wealthy-dad & Bill Bailey is endearingly slobby.

Two other films I saw this week --- The Adjustment Bureau : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3627 --- its not for me, I thought it absolute twaddle --- Matt Damon gets chased & goes through lots of doors -- Emily Blunt is a curvy ballerina.
I much preferred the film `Hall Pass' : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=4099 --- it seemed nicely-paced to get involved with the characters -- plus the `gross-out' scenes are quite unexpected.

I loved the programme on 50 years of Island Records -- currently available on BBCi-player :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00kvd38/Keep_on_Running_50_Years_of_Island_Records/
Featuring Bob Marley of course --- but also how U2 saved the cashflow-problems with their success --- + how Island got involved in distributing more recent records such as FGTH Relax :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WZ33w3B8Hw

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Welcome to The Pleasuredome : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjw42ylDk1g

Saturday-night love-action

One ticket please : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6NVnKFyY24

This blog now has webcam features to follow my transformation into saturday-night stud-muffin mode : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Invc4F6J_kQ

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Love Action : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgMhMRC4Fr8

Ladies Night : Ms Dynamite

Gearing towards friday laydees-night : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To_pSSKyFos

I'm tempted to go see Ms Dynamite @ Revenge : http://www.revenge.co.uk/
Put Him Out : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvPLMjWtZbA

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Dy-Na-Mi-Tee : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgfeiYjlK8o

the solution to all of life's problems -- Sussex Beer Festival + Choccywoccydoodah on TV

I am a cider drinker : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epMOZbGb0Wg&tracker=False
Sussex Beer & Cider Festival opens today at Hove Town Hall : http://www.sussexbeerfestival.co.uk/
Maybe a `networking trip' along there on friday daytime ?
The guys from Superhero Accountant HQ are going on friday eve --- I'm exempted from such blokey outings ---- lots of rough-boys getting all beered-up, no thank you.

Willy Wanker & the chocolate factory :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03tjePq5D6U&tracker=False
I see theres a big feature in next week's Radio Times magazine that Brighton's Choccywoccydoodah is bringing a chocolate & cake series to `Good Food' channel :
http://www.choccywoccydoodah.com/index.html
to follow the success of American shows `Ace of Cakes' `Cake Boss' etc.

Best regards, Kx   Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Beer, Chocolate & Superhero Accountancy ---- 3 Steps to Heaven :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NckukcxHMPw&tracker=False

does watching early-morning Zumba adverts on cable TV count as `working out' ??

Leaving the TV on late-night `Kiss' music channel means I wake to hot & sweaty latino Zumba promotions + adverts for contraptions that will `accentuate my core' .
As we move into warmer days, I realise I must get super-buff.

Cardiovascular-endurance ? muscle-progression ? ---- I just want to look good naked ! --- or to be more precise darling --- look even better naked ?!
High-impact aerobics --- one spectator-ticket please --- I'm definitely not taking my suit & tie off.
I imagine affecting a similar vibe to my drinking-buddy Sir Les Patterson :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmu_SsiLNrk

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

In just 7 days, they can make me a man ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4QVCowisY

oscar nominee clients at Superhero Accountant HQ --- from busking to Broadway etc

From last friday's Argus feature that The Old Market arts centre in Hove is re-launching this May with owners Luke Cresswell & Steve McNicholas of STOMP stage-show, Yes/No Productions, Lost & Found Orchestra, IMAX film production, etc --- who the Argus refer to as previously oscar nominees. I had not realised they were previous oscar nominated -- I guess in film-production category. They are most talented of course, + a valued client at Superhero Accountant HQ.

I was at school with Luke -- playing in the school-band etc -- Luke dropped-out of school as soon as possible to go busking etc + do his percussion --- we knew nothing would come of that ... !! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8dIxPLym2w

Also from that busking-scene came Superhero HQ client Mick Perrin --- now mr big-cheese in producing shows for Eddie Izzard etc : http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/how-we-met-harry-enfield--mick-perrin-1702042.html

Its great that in these days of hard-edged-business programmes like Dragons Den & The Apprentice -- where you're told you should have a focused 5-year business plan etc --- nice-guys like STOMP + Mick Perrin can achieve great success through just informally pursuing their passions & talent.

 I would be pleased to make connections with creative businesses & individuals who have a passion : Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant

No `5-year Business-Plan' ?? --- It's OK :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gII6MN6iWlw

Bill Nighy is Dirty Harry ?!

I saw DVD of `Wild Target' film : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8axaecPy3CA
Bill Nighy with moustache & gun as assassin with a heart. Thoroughly enjoyable lightweight romp.
Emily Blunt is vivacious --- + saucy with her chat-up line "how much do you weigh ?".
Fab soundtrack from the wonderful Imelda May : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsELe5FTKE
http://www.imeldamay.co.uk/

Of course in my Superhero Accountant mode, I don't `pack-a-shooter' ; but am ready to leap into action offering assistance --- I would be thrilled to make connections :
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- or message me on 07952 297971

I'm looking forward to seeing Bill Nighy in the forthcoming `Chalet Girl' movie :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3fOVNSEFH8

Best regards, Kx

Imelda May --- Inside Out : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Ut9_PS_DA

party fears two --- a friday-eve with Tom, Harry + lots of Dick

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