dangers of the demon-drink : just a gigolo / I aint got nobody

We'll drink a-drink a-drink : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x8D4T--0v4
New Year's Eve sexy-mischief plans -- I accepted the invite from a girlfriend, to travel up after-work on 30th and ease into NYE together at her flat in London. Unfortunately, we got so trashed on 30th night [** lesson learnt : `Tuaca' ought to be sparingly sipped in thimble-sized shot-glasses, not necked-down by the beaker-full ] that miss girlfriend declared herself too ill to get out of bed throughout 31st + I'm to leave her alone please ------ so, I came back to Brighton + welcomed-in the NY all alone in sad-n-lonely stylie ...

Still, I have all you gorgeous friends in Twitterland of course.
Sending NY congrats & best wishes, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef  or message me at 07952 297971
Just a gigolo / I aint got nobody : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CodmlmxpZeQ

Working from 9 to way-past-5

Sing it Dolly : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5wW7UpnO4
Long days this week at Superhero Accountant HQ desk.
Preparing personal Tax Returns ----- plus, Company Accounts to 31st March 2010 (a really popular Accounts end-date) have to be finalised & submitted by 31st December.
Yet some non-Superhero Accountants remain closed until 4th January ?! --- and declare rules such as "if the info 's not with me by end of November, we can't offer any assurance the Tax Return will be submitted in time" yadda yadda yadda.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant --- I shall be pleased to chat to you
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef , Message me on 07952 297971
I've nothing much to offer, theres nothing much to take ?! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY

what price cheap food ?

I thought the recent Panorama programme  `what price cheap food' most informative -- outlining the consequences of consumers pushing for cheapest-possible food -- while recognising the cost-constraints in present shopping-budgets. BBCi player : http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00wyh2f/Panorama_Supermarkets_What_Price_Cheap_Food/

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef -- message me at 07952 297971
ready to spring into action --- I'm yours : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A

Sale-time --- wooo, lets get some shoes

Thats right girlfriend -- lets get some shoes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

Well --- I'll call briefly at start of M&S Brighton store sale 8am this morning --- on my way towards Superhero Accountant HQ desk --- yes, getting back into the work groove at this hectic time of year for Accounts schedules & Tax Returns.
I notice some Accountants are closed until 4th January ? --- well, their choice of course but that seems quite traditional + less in-tune with businesses expecting to be active 24th December - 3rd January ??

I shall be pleased to connect with individuals & businesses in friendly stylie --- you could contact me through Twitter ( http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef ) or message my mobile -- 07952 297971.
Oh -- by-the-way -- can I borrow that top ? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPDl2g8Upvk

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant

Fashion : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA27aQZCQMk

Mele Kalikimaka from warm & toasty Brighton

Mele Kalikimaka : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEvGKUXW0iI
sure we must empathise with the UK battling heroically through snow & ice to reach their loved-ones this Christmastime --- but -- roads are clear + its really no problem in Brighton & Hove.

I enjoy listening to xmastime radio --- great to hear Kenny Everett's Christmas Selection Box programme yesterday : http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00wqflj
Of course, all in the best possible taste :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aPrOuPxLno , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5LcYT2-QTE

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9BZDpni56Y



 

Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho

ITS CHRISTMAAAAASSSSSS : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8KT365wlA

I shall stay locally here in Brighton --- as the 4th-emergency-service I need to remain on-call for any Accountancy & Tax queries etc ??
If only there was a Superhero Accountant at the Nativity-scene ?? :
`Three wise men came bearing gifts ... ' --- well, maybe not so wise; if they hadn't considered the tax-advantages of Trust Funds etc ... ?
`Myrrh' --- its a bomb ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wR9rIc7jQw
`While shepherds watched their flocks by night ' --- oh no, get some financial-planning -- move out of shepherding + make it a golf-course ...
All gold-dust thoughts there ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOao69tp2bU

Sending very best wishes, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Have yourself a Merry Christmas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g4lY8Y3eoo

O Holy Night : Granny-Rap Mash-Up

O Holy Night : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM5IDFRRfaY
beautiful choral music this Christmas Eve.
Its nice to see Carols from King's College Cambridge transmitted on BBC2 early-evening tonight -- though this clashes with going to see my Auntie Ida @ Brighton Dome Pavilion Theatre -- laying-down some gansta-rap flavours in da house :
http://www.brightondome.org/events/Ida-Barr---Last-Christmas-(Possibly)/3823
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI9GbkjPFqE
I miss the xmas shows of her young niece from USA - Tina C -- country-singer exploring her white-trash-life of struggle ---- `no dick's as hard as my life' etc :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6cT5hGT6e4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo70EA7gNys

Sending best Christmastime wishes, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Silent Night : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy6ba_M6zww

Rock-n-Roll-Suicide Xmas Partying : more trashed than Iggy, more wasted than Ziggy

Hallo Spaceboy -- do you like girls ? or boys ? --- its confusing these days ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwdssHTfPJQ
Well -- none of that metrosexual bisexual stuff at blokey beerfest that is the Superhero Accountant HQ Xmas Party tomorrow --- starting lunchtime in Hove + continuing onwards in bevvied-up stylie -- blazing into central Brighton with a lust for life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvUBf5l7Vw
The hardest-drinking Accountant HQ I have worked at --- also by far the hardest-working + attracting the most dynamic clients.

I shall ease out of the bar-trawl --- to hopefully chill awhile before attending the Bowie tribute gig @ Komedia Brighton : http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/23097570/events
then onwards with friends into the nightlife.

In contrast, tonight I enjoyed attending the choral concert of Handel's Messiah with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra + Brighton Festival Chorus @ Brighton Dome.

Best regards, Kx --- Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Rock-n-Roll-Suicide Party Boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-cKliZ9puY

Christmas food shopping on supermarket-singles-night

Food glorious food : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQDllvuy1I

Blog-dating attempt no. 243 : M, eternally-29, size 9 in slippers, WLTM big-hair leather-clad rock-chick, clutching a large tub of hot-brandy-butter -- you'll find me in the fruitcake aisle -- no umbrella, no coat ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAfxs0IDeMs

Oh go on --- its Christmas ?!
thank you very much, thank you very much ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_n-cf5YPHQ

OK -- I'll take that as a no then
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
gettin down, gettin funky : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcQJj7d18eA

Batchelor Christmas Cooking --- instructional lesson 1

There's only one secret to batchelor cooking --- not caring how it tastes.
Cooking is best avoided by Chaps --- but if you insist; essential items you should have to-hand :
- pen-knife
- fire extinguisher
- bottle of Jack Daniel's
- long stick
- aspirin
- alka-seltzer
- hungry-dog to eat what you've ruined

Batchelor Meal 1 -- breakfast -- instructional-video from the chefs at Guest House Paradiso :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
michelin-tyred chef -- one of life's batchelor boys : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine, wanky xmas email animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here

Christmastime -- mistletoe & wine ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMR4TpkSwyA
No more xmas email animated-greetings please --- they're lazy + not `comedy' --- bah humbug :

A quiet night at home tonight -- I will tune in to BBC2 programme `Believe : the Eddie Izzard story'.
Theres a connection between Eddie's management-agency guys + Superhero Accountant desk HQ.
BBCi player : http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00wyfvt/Believe_The_Eddie_Izzard_Story/


Best regards, Kx : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Genuine Superhero Accountant --- beware superhero imitators :
http://current.com/shows/infomania/92382090_fat-morons-in-spandex-viral-video-film-school.htm

Anyhow --- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI

Christmas is all around : if you really love me, c'mon n let it snow ...

Christmas is all around : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Q_bq07GVs

Fabulous to catch-up with friends at Chamber of Commerce Xmas Party last night.
I awoke from a dream --- its 1am in a bar + I'm Michael Flatulence, Irish-dancing to The Pogues with the delicious Fay from Diosa Media ... http://diosamedia.com/index.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVxJ3iDrdmw

Partying into the weekend --- tonight = meeting Kroon Kat Gordon for an early-eve meal at Cote Brasserie then onwards to `The Diva in Me' @ Brighton Dome Pavilion Theatre --- probably drinks + possibly club-nte `White Mink' at Brighton Ballroom :
http://www.cote-restaurants.co.uk/Cote_Brighton.html
http://www.brightondome.org/events/The-Diva-in-Me/3821
http://www.brightonballroom.com/
Kroon Kat Gordon ran the wonderful Kroon Kat Lounge club-night : http://kroonkat.com/
Plus he acts & is a `character' in commercials etc -- eg, as the bar-man in Guinness advert here :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69MpLiYhsXw + : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgfU_Tkb4mQ

Best regards, Kx : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
Superhero Accountant --- no sleep till Xmas

Let it snow : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAw-9npi3Z4

life is a cabaret : xmas partying with the Chamber of Commerce

what good is sitting alone in your room ?? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moOamKxW844
I'm attending the Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce Christmas Cabaret party tonight :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/event/chamber-christmas-cabaret

best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- making the world go 'round :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

my very good friend the milkman says ...

my very good friend the milkman says : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFkh6QBlq48
I'm enjoying all the pre-Xmas partying ---- + more to come ...
But -- its not all drinking & staying-out-late ----- I viewed the new exhibition @ Brighton Museum & Art Gallery -- `Capturing Colour' -- about the development of colour images in film --- thoroughly recommended, plus its free :
http://www.brighton-hove-rpml.org.uk/WhatsOn/Pages/BMcapturingcolour4decto20mar11.aspx
OK --- well, I initially only went in there to use the toilets, but I stayed + the images are most interesting.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant ---- poised & ready for you to contact me
It'll be lonely this Xmas without you : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5VrvdOizUc

burlesque tease , margots party : I'll be a rock-n-rollin party-bitch 4 u

She's got it : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyACslxjLbk
Last night, I attended a burlesque-cabaret event in central Brighton (promoted by `Stella Starr') to support a friend who was performing.
Event was hosted by cad & bounder `Atters' Attree from The Chap magazine :
http://thechap.net/index.html , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAGpzK_iupA

Then later evening onwards to a Xmas party club-night --- Margots Party @ Brighton Ballroom :
http://margots.org/ , http://www.brightonballroom.com/

Good to chill + stay out way past midnight --- though I do not neglect my Superhero Accountancy duties -- taking sunday to prepare for the hectic week ahead.

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef --- I'll be a rock-n-rollin party-bitch 4 u :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p79JKclG-oc

Dear Santa -- I want I want I want ....

Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue ... : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh3h7qxYJBc
I attended a Xmas party launch of the newly revamped website for the lovely people at Castor & Pollux gallery on the beachfront at Brighton : http://www.castorandpollux.co.uk/
Lots of pressies to add to my christmas stocking -- please --- plus a generous voucher scheme to spend into next year ---- I want I want I want ...
I also want a ring -- I don't mean on the phone : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg

Chillin awhile in central Brighton last night -- I met by chance the gorgeous Laura Evans, at her office-xmas-drinks outing --- lovely to chat and hear how well she is settling at Makemedia :
http://www.businessinbrighton.org.uk/members/laura-evans

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef --- bringing you Superhero Accountancy plus The Power of Love :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw

if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ??

Yes -- Xmas partytimes -- reviving those 100% guaranteed chat-up-lines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAVUrq7jvtM
Lashings of aftershave & delusions of charm as I wait underneath the mistletoe ...
"Pull a cracker ? -- looking at you darling, reckon I already have" ?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPuRA1rZuTA

Shoppers seem very hectic here in Brighton -- getting those bargains on behalf of Father Christmas.
He has my wish-list + I've been quite a good boy this year for sure.
However, I see from Current TV channel that maybe the old codger has his own designs on unwrapping that foxy blonde I asked for :
http://current.com/items/91246349_tonight-at-10pm-a-sugar-daddy-meets-a-sugar-baby-for-the-first-time.htm

Best regards, Kx
AccyKeef ---- true to you darling :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6K8R8KqpCE

D-I-Y Tax : I don't need an Accountant ??

I hear people remark that "I don't need an Accountant for my Tax Return, I'll just do-it-myself ..." ??
Well ---- completing a Tax Return is a very delicate & precise exercise -- rather similar to carrying out a vasectomy operation --- sure, it could be kinda fun to have a go at doing-it-yourself -- but its probably best left to the experts ??!!

Accountancy & Tax services -- its like having a bidet in your bathroom ---- not essential, but it adds a touch of class ?!

So --- you'll contact me + we'll get the Tax sorted ??

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Acountant ---- bells, whistles & rump-a-pump-pump :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vJp-lSv0S0

so this is Christmas : acumen law & comedy

So this is Christmas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb2YSAVHmIE

I attended local arts/media event `The Space' @ Komedia Brighton last night --- film-critic, journalist Barry Norman + comedian,writer Frank Skinner were guests :
http://komediabrighton.ticketsolve.com/shows/25499275/events
http://www.thespace.uk.com/

Acumen Law Media sponsored the event -- their representative Josh spoke for approx 10 mins on `defamation' & `copyright' directly prior to Frank Skinner ---- who somewhat `joshed' about having lawyers as his `warm-up' performer.
 
Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant ------ I am the Walrus : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG73Pk1yUj8

these hands are lethal weapons ?!

Everybody was kung-fu fighting : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTiSzFp4arg
I saw DVD of remake film for The Karate Kid : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY8amUImEu0
A watchable film I thought ---- + for young-boys (its PG-rating) it must be their equivalent vibe of seeing Bruce Lee Enter the Dragon exciting fight-scenes ?!
In my superhero-mode, I do not have martial-arts ninja powers --- though I do wear lashings of Hai-Karate aftershave to entice the cuties ?! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71JIs6fxOSE

Best regards, Kx
Accykeef --- Superhero Accountant

You hardly talk to me anymore  -- when I kung-fu the door at the end of the day ??! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj10EzNKA2M

The Great Pretender : more popular than Jesus ?!

Oh yes, I'm The Great Pretender : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ujv9aEUSyQ
everyone follow me in internetland pleeeease ... twitter : accykeef

I note the observation by comedian Sean Lock --  Jesus only had 12 disciples following him, though his thoughts were of more substance than "had a bath; watched Sex & the City" .
Not The Messiah --- just a very naughty boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant ----- I could've been someone ... :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra movie ?? :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its more like a war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss
http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76314202_behind-the-game.htm
http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/84908971_joe-gets-game.htm
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone  ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.
Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8
So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- multiplication, thats the name of the game :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tQLsvCtOTA

Oh you pretty things : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

Ra Ra Rasputin : brrrr, it must be colder than Siberia

Oh those Russians : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmjdZKfumEI
So Russia worked its magic on FIFA as World Cup hosts.

I trudge through the snow to Superhero HQ desk this week -- keeping the UK economy on-track for Accounts & Tax. The seafront sights are very beautiful ----- such a Winter's Tale :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5w2lb2SdE

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- come join me for a Seaside Rendezvous ?? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWhdx6OB_uc

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo : baby its cold outside

Sing it Wagner : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3PRmu0nDr4
I saw film `The American' with George Clooney  : http://www.cineworld.co.uk/cinemas/3?film=3805
about a loner guy who shuns interaction etc -- unlike me --- I'm going along to join business-friends at the Hove Business Association Christmas event tomorrow :
http://www.hovebiz.com/index.php/hba-christmas-party/

Hopefully the snow/ice will abate.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant --- come join me darling, 'cause baby its cold outside :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PceqPkTdYgA