Superhero Brighton Accountant --- pleased to assist

Welcome to my World : http://youtu.be/uEktDpa9wSE

Based in Brighton & Hove, I shall be pleased to assist you in accountancy services, tax advice & financial guidance to encourage & support your business hopes. Individuals & newly commenced ventures or established businesses considering a new focus on finances -- I welcome you to contact me on 07952 297971 or Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
For pro-active & non-stuffy help to work alongside you, I shall be pleased to have a no-pressure initial chat.

This is my personal blog --- the formal website for my office-desk at Superhero HQ would show a well-established Chartered Accountants Firm who are also Registered Auditors and can offer wide-list of expertise in Accounts, Tax, Book-Keeping & Payroll services etc.

I enjoy socialising of course + attending concerts & theatre etc [check my twitterings] . My `artistic-bent' started at school/college ; enjoying many evenings blowing trombone (er, thats not a euphemism) through to the Brighton Youth Orchestra etc. In superhero-stylie I work & play hard ---- staying out far-too-late & getting into mischief, when work-commitments allow.

I would be thrilled to connect with arts/creative businesses --- also fashion, retail ventures etc ---- though not exclusively. I'd be pleased to meet for an initial chat, if you wish to message me through twitter or my mobile.

I have expertise in assisting Charities & Not-for-profit organisations ---- plus for many years I've linked-in as a trustee of a local sports & community-meeting venue.

Thanks for reading this ---- sending best regards

Keith -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
msge me on : 07952 297971

Christmas essentials --- mistletoe & wine --- wanky email Xmas-animated-greetings ?! : stop it, the campaign starts here

No more wanky email Xmas-animated-greetings please --- they're lazy + not `comedy' --- bah humbug :

Also --- those `12 days of Xmas' email tips.
STOP IT

Anyhow -- Merry Christmas darling : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTzTMZx1qI

Best regards, Kx
http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Friendly-style & keenly-priced business networking in Brighton & Hove with Hove Business Association

I'm enjoying linking-in with Hove Business Association : http://www.hovebiz.com/
HBA is a long-established members'-based business association who welcome visitors to come along. Ideal for non-pushy relaxed socialising --- building connections into valued business-friendships.
Non-profit basis & organised by volunteer-members ----- means that events & membership-subscription can be kept keenly priced. I'm proud to be part of the HBA as member + assisting in the Treasurer role..

Thursday 13th we breakfast from 7.45 to 9am at Sussex County Cricket Ground Hove.
This month's breakfast will include a presentation by Adam Mizler on ‘Social Media and the Workplace’. Adam is Head of Employment Law at Woolley Bevis Diplock Solicitors. The rise of social media presents a number of challenges for employers. By looking at recent (and sometimes quite amusing) cases in this area of law, the aim is to give an overview of what small businesses can do practically to give themselves a better chance of dealing effectively with issues relating to social media that can, and do, arise in the employment context.
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Please check the details at Hovebiz website : http://www.hovebiz.com/
I shall be attending --- it would be great to see you there too.

Sending best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef
or message me on 07952 297971

 

alpha-males go game-hunting : dating etiquette for Chaps

Elegant dating like in a Frank Sinatra Movie ?? ; :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8uu6L-EO3M
Ha --- don't make me laugh --- its a dating war-zone out there ...

Tis a sign of declining romance I reckon.
The guys are now up on getting `Game' :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X
Surely there used to be an etiquette that if a guy was romancing a lady-friend; no matter how inept his efforts looked Chaps would leave alone ??
Now there seems to be a cocksure braggard loitering to blunder in with lashings of aftershare & delusions of charm stylie "so this is where the party's at ?" yadda yadda yadda.
Its just so alpha-male.

Well really, if you must attempt to steal another Chap's date -- at least study the mastery of Terry-Thomas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqS8ks9op8

So then --- I'm glad we had this chat -- you'll mend your ways and we'll say no more about it ?!

Best regards, Kx Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Multiplication --- thats the name of the game :
http://youtu.be/YwRKzIXdVLc

Ziggy played guitar -- but only 'cause he'd lost his bugle

Ziggy played guitar --- but only because he'd forgotten his bugle ...

The bugle had been put safely in a cupboard somewhere -- along with that uncompleted Tax Return ?!
The deadline for submitting a paper-copy Tax Return has ended (on 31st Oct).
I'd be pleased to liaise with you to submit online to meet the 31st January deadline for online Tax Returns.

Best regards, Kx
Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfCFU3Mqww

Ghoulish tax stuff giving you the Willies ?? --- Superhero Brighton Accountant to the rescue ...

Theres no need for your visit to an Accountant to be a Halloween type spooky experience.

I'd be thrilled to link-in on assistance to businesses & individuals.
My time-cost fee-levels at Superhero HQ could be restricted to support suitably groovy new start-up ventures --- + for established businesses realising this is the opportune time to consider a re-emphasis towards a compatible Accountant for your business hopes.

Best regards, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef

50 ways to leave your Lover : 2 ways to change your Accountant

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free ...

In my role as your relationship-guru, I'm pleased to present guidance to Chaps on possible leave-your-Lover phrases :-
1. Would it bother you if a wore a nappy around the house and called you mummy ?
2. How can you be jealous of a farmyard animal ?
3. I cant stop thinking about your sister / mother ---- brother / dad.
4. I've checked our family trees and guess what ?---- we're cousins.
5. Yes, your bum looks huge in that,
6. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam,
7. I see dead people,
8. You know I said you were the woman of my dreams ? Well my alarm clock's just gone off,
9. I want to remember you just as you are now ----- leaving
10. Of course I still care about you -- didn't I promise to forward your mail ?
... etc

You're impressed by this blog and reckon it would be fab to change to a Superhero Accountant. But how to do so ??
1. You phone/write to non-Superhero Accountant [n-SA] and say `thanks for all your past assistance, but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + least you could do was come see them. So,
2. You make an appointment, go along and say `thanks ... but ...' . n-SA says how ungrateful you are + why waste their time when you could've phoned/written.
Conclusion : n-SA wants it to be awkward & a drama, even though they no longer cut-the-mustard.
Change is possible --- indeed I can assure you that when n-SA receives a message from a prospective new client that `I'm thinking of changing to you, is that OK?' -- they will be getting-out the special clients-only coffee/tea-cups & hob-nobs.

I shall be pleased to chat to you, Kx -- Superhero Accountant
Twitter : http://twitter.com/#!/AccyKeef